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>>1890822
>>1890868
You should get a buddy and pray.
Jesus is real, and wherever two or more people gather and pray in his name, whatever they ask shall be delivered to them. This is a literal fact from the Bible that has never been wrong.

>>1890875
You joking?
I hope so.

WITHOUT BREAKING GLASS DUMASSES

>>1890896
"Again, I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything you ask for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven. For where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them."

>>1890896
If it doesn't work for you, you aren't really praying in Jesus's name, don't really have faith, and aren't really a Christian.

>>1891037
"Again, I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything you ask for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven. For where two or three come together in my name, there am I with them."

We live inbetween Heaven and Earth, we are Earth "You were made from dust". Our father (The Sun) resides up in Heaven.

You're not Christian, you're Atheistic, you spend your whole life worshiping something that isn't there, worshiping the END and DEATH. You are too dumb to know otherwise. You're cancer to Christianity, and you will never get to the Heaven you desire, because you're blasphemous and sacreligious.

May you one day see the light.

The key is hollow?

i will not help you break into your parent's liquor cabinet, OP.

>>1891090
> We live in between Heaven and Earth, we are Earth
Nope. We live on the Earth.
> "You were made from dust".
Nope, I was made from a fertilized ovum. Adam and Eve were made from dust and the magic breathing of God.
> Our father (The Sun) resides up in Heaven.
And we don't.

> You're not Christian, you're Atheistic,
Crap. That must be why 20 years of going to church and believing everything the preacher said didn't let me perform miracles.
> you spend your whole life worshiping something that isn't there, worshiping the END and DEATH.
Oh fuck yes. YES! I love it when people I've never met tell me what I believe and how I believe it. I bow to the east four, no FIVE times a day, and touch my forehead to the ground and utter, "Oh God, who does not exist, we there is only death and nothing beyond it."
> You are too dumb to know otherwise.
And you are aether.
> You're cancer to Christianity,
Don't worry. There are five thousand praying for me instead of getting medical treatment. I'm sure the faith healing will save Christianity before it dies.
> and you will never get to the Heaven you desire, because you're blasphemous and sacreligious.
Actually I just quoted Jesus Christ, straight from the Bible. So... you really shouldn't talk that way about your lord and master. It's blasphemous to call Jesus blasphemous, I think.

May you one day see the light.

>>1891159
>Implying I'm not going to argue with a retard who worships death, the end, and teaches humanitys future children to do the same. Who also believes that God is a man in a different dimension. Keyword: MAN, when everything is made of opposites.

Also, you're terrible attempt at sounding like an insane-atheistic-theist is obvious.

Peace, I have a lecture tomorrow.

>>1891159
I'm Hindi and your religion is WRONG WRONG WRONG.
My religion says that your religion is wrong, so that means it's true.
Stick that in you're pipe and smoke it, christfag.

>>1891159
i noticed that too,
why are you pretending to be a theist to block what micheals saying? you haven't made any other posts, you refered to him as 'aether' and you are being alike a typical religious-believer, things that people try to stay away from when posting on a board that ridicules that behavior. what's the matter, is he right or something?

i knew it.