/sci/ - Science & Math

All people who have killed another person outside of war and prior to the activation of whatever allows me to kill those people so that I do not inadvertently kill myself.

Basically, Death Note for the win.

>>1878449
Oh, I don't know...

just kill the stupid and rude people and the world will be just fine

so far i got nazis, murderers, and rude people. way to go people. are there, like, lots of engineers on here today or something?

People who strive to be selfish.

Kill everybody below 110 IQ

>>1878552
Based on? We'd have very few women left in the world you know.

>>1878449

Muslims.

Seriously.

Anyone who has read Ayn Rand or Karl Marx and took them as legitimate theories.

>>1878553
Also most would probably be the uglier ones who had to be smart and get a personality to survive...

Personally, I would kill anyone who actively wishes to stop or delay scientific progress for superstitious reasons or thinking that everything is fine the way things are.

>>1878563
That's a good start. I'll add anyone who read Twilight series and thought it was good must die.

FOX............


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Anyone who blindly votes for a political party without knowing anything about the election at all.

>>1878587
And then you wiped out almost 80% of all voters in American elections, I think.

No one.

If I can decree that someone is worthy of death, than I too am worthy of death. Unless they themselves want to die, for repentance perhaps, that is up to them.

>>1878621
Yeah I'm just gonna change my answer to this guy, he's kinda a douche.

umm...furries?

Women who think that men should do and buy everything for them because they are pretty. I would give them facial cancer that leaves them disfigured.

>>1878449
PEOPLE WHO WEAR SKINNY JEANS, WATCH WES ANDERSON MOVIES AND DRINK PABST BLUE RIBBON BEER,

it has to be a combination of all three though

>>1878655
i'm w/ this guy

All Christian teenage Philipinos who wear skinny jeans and listen to mainstream music.

Anyone who thinks they have the moral authority to decide the fate of another human.

That covers rapists, murderers, some on /sci/, OP for sure, genocidal megalomaniacs . . . people like that.

>>1878686
And you.

All African Americans with a highschool GPA below 3.99.

>>1878695
>all of them
>disregards OP's inb4 statement
>is a faggot

>>1878695

There's no way to be sure that they aren't getting a 4.0 in basket weaving or that the tests haven't been so watered down that a 10 year old could achieve the same.

>>1878694
Ironically, yes it does.

>>1878721
thats not what irony is

>>1878740
>>thats not what irony is

Yes it is.

Irony: an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.

Atheists. All athiests. Scientists should be agnostic.

>>1878757
well you killing yourself inadvertently through the way the OP described isn't entirely unexpected

Simple.

I kill anyone who smokes a cigarette within 4 meters of the doorway or air intake of a commercial or government building during its business hours.

Smoking while walking down the street is OK, but you will die if you breathe the smoke directly into someone's face. Directly is defined as the second hand smoke having exited your mouth less than 1/2 of 1 second before it enters theirs, unless they are actively attempting to breathe in said smoke.

what do you guys think? can we refine this?

>>1878552
inb4 everyone dies

>>1878686
Do you give most of your money to charities? If not Mr Singer would like a word with you.
And on that who do farmers think they are, deciding who lives and who dies just based on their income?

>>1878763
I'd rather be held hostage by a group of niggers who'll kill me if needed to (or they just felt like it) than to live in a world where scientists are agnostics. I would rather nuke the entire world than to live in one where the majority scientists are agnostics.

Hell, I trust theistic scientists over agnostic ones.

>>1878552
MALES with an IQ under 110. I must admit, I haven't seen ANY attractive, intelligent women in my time..

>>1878884
they hide it really well. but the smart ones are out there

>>1878763
How many fucking times do I have to say this? Grab your listening seat and buckle yourself the fuck in, because I'm hijacking this motherfucker.

Now, you have two axes, like a fucking graph in some math class or some shit. Are you fucking listening?

On the X coordinate, you have agnosticism on the far left, and gnosticism on the far right. This is labeled as the axis of knowledge/certainty. Agnosticism/gnosticism is a measure of certainty in one's belief/nonbelief. Agnosticism is essentially, "I don't know, but I think it's more likely that it's this way" and gnosticism is "I'm really fucking sure."

On the Y axis, you have atheism at the top and theism at the bottom. This is the axis of religiosity.

Your degree of religiosity and certainty can change, but THERE IS NO MIDDLE FUCKING OPTION. THERE IS A REMOVABLE DISCONTINUITY AT (0,0), MOTHERFUCKERS.

You are on the side of religious or nonreligious. There is no middle fucking option, so stop being a fucking pussy and pretending like there is. God fucking damn.

>>1878763
To answer the OP, I would kill everyone who believes that there are no unicorns. Everyone should be agnostic about unicorns. You can't disprove them, so you have to use just as much faith who believes in them.

poison all kfc
kill black people

all OP's..starting with you faggot

>>1878958
you obviously do not understand the intent of agnosticism. Though is is highly probably that there is no god or that even if there was it might as well be a flying spaghetti monster, I do not possess the data to prove this. Therefore I am agnostic; I cannot saw with total certainty that there is no god. I can only say that it is probable that there is no god. Please go troll elsewhere.

Niggers, Muslims, Indians, Americans, feminists, jews, aboriginals, white people who like aboriginals, single mothers, rednecks, arabs, china, indonesia, pacific islands, tween girls who like miley cyrus and justin bieber

off the top of my head

>>1878989
this means you are an atheist agnostic. stop fucking pretending that there's a specific middle option. you just declared yourself an atheist agnostic; "there's probably no god, but I'm not sure." it's impossible to be completely agnostic, because there's no third option. stop being fucking retarded and accept it.

>>1878996

oh yeah, fat people, anorexic people, cripples, retards, and bisexuals

I'd kill all people with dementia/alzheimer's.

>>1878989

The scientific method cannot disprove the existence of gods (or any made up thing for that matter). This does not mean gods and everything we imagine is real. To anyone with half decent logical thinking, the notion of a god seems completely absurd.

It's retarded to claim that gods may still exist just because you can't disprove the existence of something imaginary and don't want to appear arrogant.

>>1878763

One of the dumbest comments I've ever read on /sci/. Please leave.

>>1879020

The scientific method isn't some infallible god either you fuckwit

All sodomizers
All HIV/AIDs infected people

>>1879029

>implying that I, in any way, likened the scientific method to a god.

I don't think anyone should be killed*, but I do think that anyone with any disease or negative condition that is hereditary should be stopped from having children.
*People that go out of their way to make others unhappy should be killed.

>>1879036
going off this person, I'd say anyone with an incurable STD.

>>1879043

I'd target anyone with psychopathic tendencies, anyone who I determined to be a bad person who also sought power so they could manipulate others. Anyone who is incredibly greedy and seeks to manipulate society by increasing the wealth gap between classes. I'd make sure everyone knew that by being a bad person they would be marking themselves for death. And I'd render anyone with a bad hereditary trait sterile.

I would kill walter bishop.

Every Tea Partier that attended Glenn Beck's rally.
Also aether and AMDG from /new/

>>1879003
Alright. I am atheist agnostic. I am sorry that my imprecise language has offended you.

>>1879105
just don't let it happen again.

>>1879191
if only there were a smiley that represented finger guns...

>>1878449
>33 and 49
You do realize that age group creates the best topics on 4chan. Not to mention always give the best advice socially and technologically.

>>1878552
But then you'd die....

Everyone. I kill them all. Every ape on earth.

>>1878449
go back to /b/

why did someone bump a 4 hour old thread......?........
answer: OP

>>1879215
Quite possibly. Also, I am in that age group, have brown hair and like blue vein cheese. It was just an example, bro. u mad?

>>1879254
Actually, OP was out of the house for the last 4 hours or so. Just got back and quite surprised to see my vacuous thread still alive. Must be a slow day here or something, no?

Let's now make this a troll physics thread.