/sci/ - Science & Math

If god doesn't exist, then why does the earth orbit the sun perfectly in the habitable zone? Christiand - 2 Atheists - 0

If god does exist, why do penises fit oerfectly in the human hand?

But if creationism is true... then how is Pokemon possible?
Christians - 2 Pokemon -1 Atheists -0

>>1876179
bananas are shaped like dicks.

STOP IT

If god doesn't exist, then why can't anybody prove Goldbach's Conjecture? Christians - 2+2 Atheists - 0

>>1876205
because good little christian boys think pastor mike's dick tastes funny.

If god exists, why does gay sex feel so good?

>>1876179
They also fit perfectly in to monkey's hands, which we evolved from

If god doesn't exist, then how does god exist?

Christians 5 Atheists 1

>>1876179
Monkeys hands evolved to grip bananas perfectly, so if they also fit human hands perfectly it means we evolved from monkeys.
Checkmate!

Then who gripped monkey?

that banana also fits perfectly into your ass

explain that away with your god

If god doesn't exist then why do so many people worship her?

Christians: 6 Atheists: -3

BANANAS WERE SHAPED BY ARTIFICIAL SELECTION
DUMB TROLLS

Israel

Christians - ∞
Atheists - 卐

Well, as I see it, atheism is one step closer to truth
there never was "nothing" there was a 0 dimensionel infinitly curved space,
If god created the universe
what created god?

Bananas also fit nicely in the human vagina and anus.

But your organized religion would call that sinful.

How do you reconcile a faith that bananas were designed perfectly for humans with a belief that using them for every designed purpose they work well for is sinful?

bananas today are selectively bred and genetically modified due to a fungus epidemic that killed basically all of the original banana species.
Therefore man made bananas just like he made god.

If god doesnt exist then how come churches exist?

Christians - CHECKMATE
Atheists: 2 and a half points for effort

>>1876189
The sheer size of the universe means that plenty of planets are bound to be in the habitable zone, We just happen to be one of those planets.

I realize your probably just some shitty troll but just sayin.

If god did a bunch of crazy shit in the bible why doesn't he do anything now?

If god have humans free will why does he murder them for not worshiping him daily?

If evolution is false why do we have a fossil record and why do humans and primates and birds and dinosaurs have a near identical DNA sequence?

Christians: 0

Atheists: 3

>>1876372
because god is actually a magic wizard.

Christians: 0
Atheists: 0
Wizards: 9001

>>1876347

No.

Why doncha go try looking that up before you repeat it again?

Lol you atheists are just jelly because we christians MATE you on a daily basis!

>>1876386

if christians are the best at checkmating atheists, why is the best chess player in the world agnostic?

Checkmate christians and atheists

>>1876377
Everything works because mangnets

>>1876372
A) He is, you just don't notice.
B) Because he wants you to love Him voluntarily.
C) Because many creatures have lived and died, becoming fossilized. The similarity in DNA is due to having a similar creator.

See? I'm not even religious and rationalizing this shit away is easy cake. You can't win, your efforts are in vain.

>>1876386
no, we are jelly because we can't scapegoat our daily problems and act like complete idiots on a daily basis like christian.

>>1876386

>he mates with men on a daily basis

Dude...

>>1876386
I should actually hope so.
If Christians are actively breeding Atheists daily now then the next couple of generations ought to make a hell of a lot more sense.

Please continue.

>>1876391

If christians are so good at checkmating atheists, how come the best chess player in the world is a computer?

filthy humans 0 robots 1

>>1876394
A) terrible fucking argument. I think people would notice if God was following a group of them around with a torrent of fire, or splitting oceans every once in a while, anything.

B) WTF? Your rationalization of this is fucked up. Might have been better to say is murder (death, end of earthly suffering) a bad thing from God's perspective. But this? This is what you have? God want us to love him by choice but kills people that do not choose to love him?
How stupid are you? That would defeat the whole fucking point. If I put a gun to your head and tell you to love me, you don't have a real choice. Moreover you are not choosing to love me or not, you are choosing to live or not.

C) This does not even address the central point, aside from being incorrect and not making sense.

I firmly believe that God exists but I will not allow you to argue for it with flawed logic.