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1872820 No.1872820 [Reply] [Original]

Will something really happen on December 21st, 2012?

>> No.1872822

As true as a virus crashing all computers and the internet on 10.10.10.

>> No.1872829

Why is it the 21st instead of the 12th?

Wouldn't the end of the world come on 12.12.12?

>> No.1872835

My birthday is 07.17.90. :D

>> No.1872837

It's 10.10.10, the revelations, shit!!! :O

Anyway, 2012 is the year where the power of love, or power of revenge, changes the world!

Or the LORD repents for our ignorance.

>> No.1872839

>>1872835
How the fuck can you be born in a year that has yet to pass?

>> No.1872842

>>1872837
This is too obvious a resident troll.

>> No.1872845

OP will get cancer.

>> No.1872867

>>1872820
OP,
READ. THINK. LEARN.

It's a god damn movie.

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>>1872820
Millhouse becomes a real meme.

>> No.1872870

>>1872839

July 17, 1990 has yet to pass?

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>> No.1872889

the year the snake bites itself in the ass

>> No.1872902

>>1872867
Based on a real subject.

>> No.1873156

What is the current supported theory on what the occurrence will be on that specific date?

>> No.1873162

>>1872822
Oh shitz, major disappoint tomorrow incoming.

>> No.1873198
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>>1872820
http://history.howstuffworks.com/central-american-history/mayan-calendar.htm

>> No.1873210

>>1872902
http://history.howstuffworks.com/central-american-history/mayan-calendar4.htm

>> No.1873219

Yes: people will have a shit fit just like y2k and the world will look like a bunch of idiots AGAIN.

>> No.1873232

>Will something really happen on December 21st, 2012?


Yeah, I'm going to get up and go to work, then come home and take a dump and cruise 4chan when like I always do.

>> No.1873255

Of course stuff will happen. Stuff happens every day.

Confirmation bias will ensure that this stuff gets interpreted as what the profecy predicted.

>> No.1873258

I remember turning on the radio one night, and John Safran/Father Bob were intervieinwg some author who was like a try-hard version of Dan Brown (which is pretty sad in and of itself) who wrote thrillers about various doomsday theories.
Apparently the 'science' behind the 2012 thing is that the Mayans had calculated a point in time where a bunch of celestial bodies were going to align, and that recently NASA had been able to confirm this.
Apparently that this was, in turn, going to cause the planet's poles to flip or whatever, so North would be South and vice-versa. They then went on to discuss that Earth was actually 'long overdue' for such an event.

I know absolutely nothing about geography or astronomy (the entire reason I'm here is because I misclicked onto the wrong board), so I really can't say whether this theory is just sensationalism or a plausible scientific fact, but it did keep me awake for a few hours that night.

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Yes OP, a lot of cultists will commit suicide, a lot of survivalists will hide out in their bunkers, and a shit load of panicky, paranoid retards worldwide will run out to walmart to stock up on bottled water and canned beets.

... and on December 22nd 2012 a LOT of people will feel very fucking stupid for falling for this end of the world crap again.

>> No.1873284

>>1873258
the poles flip all the time. the only consequence is that compasses wont work right anymore

>> No.1873291

>>1873284
and let's be honest here compasses are practically useless with gps

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>>1873282
>make up doomsday date
>thousands of people stock up on useless supplies
>Walmart boosts the prices of water and camping supplies the same day
Damn this is brilliant!

>> No.1873296

>>1873258
Complete sensationalism. You know what else we're "overdue" for? A massive tsunami, a massive earthquake, a massive volcanic eruption at many large volcanic sites, a massive hurricane, a massive drought, a massive population burst that runs the entire world out of food, a massive epidemic that kills hundreds of millions of people (because AIDS and cancer don't count), and my personal favorite massive expulsion of radiation from the Sun that knocks satellites out of orbit and ends cellphones and cable TV as we know it. Don't trust ANY doomsday theory and just take life as it comes. There's no way to "prepare" for all of these apocalypses, so don't waste your life trying to prepare for a single one when you can do something fulfilling with your life. Like trolling /a/.

>> No.1873300

>>1872820

The first human-level AI will come online and the world will never be the same.

>> No.1873307

>>1873300
Yeah. Me and the rest of /a/ will try to find a way to fuck it.

>> No.1873309

>>1872820
Yeah we'll entire the age of aquarius.

You had the golden bull Taurus that we're all aware of.
The Ram with the jews blowing the horn.
And jesus with the fish or pisces.

Unfortunately there's a lot of other crap coming man made as well.

>> No.1873311

>>1873309
What are you on about?

>> No.1873314

>>1873309
we'll "enter"

Need to work on my multitasking.

>> No.1873323

>>1873300

>The first human-level AI will come online and consequences will never be the same.
-fixed