/sci/ - Science & Math

I think they need to be invented fucking tomorrow.

Machine Engineering student here
Robot girl is mai waifu.
One day I'll build her myself

They lack sex organs. This bothers me, as it ensures a future without sex.

inb4 transhuman bullshit about virtual realities

>>1851797
Make one for me too.

/sci/'s thing are robogirls
like /d/'s thing are futa
and /v/'s thing are traps

At least that's how I've always understood it.

>>1851807
Full image, please.

>>1851816
That is the full image, unfortunately. ;_;

>>1851830
Dayum, dat some False Maria?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pygmalion%20complex

>>1851819
Wouldn't you say this looks much better?

>>1851879
Yes I would.

I was put off by the skin color mixing with machinery a bit.

contributing

so /d/ meets /sci/ again ?

First was non Newtonian fluids, now robo girls.

What next ? Clones ?

>>1851927
DON'T MIND IF I DO!

Self-cest is best!

>>1851927
Robo girls have always been on /sci/.

Not exactly a robot (SHODAN is an AI), but close enough, right?

/h/ unworthy.../sci/ can have it

Gynoids

>>1852069

Where does 4chan tell us to put the gyniods?

I would not want a robot girl. My robot fantasies are more my own, gradual, transformation through a series of prosthetic replacements. The flesh is weak and all that.

>>1852125
Gynoids are /sci/ related.

These two.
Also Adjutant from SC2.

>>1852206

Depends on the robogirl.

>>1852215

Question: How long do you think it will take before there will be sexbots?

I'll say next decade. They'll be clumbsy, dumb and most likely from Japan. One day they will be so human like that the difference can only be seen with x rays.

Robogirls? In my 4chan? Fuck yes! I've been into this since the days of asfr.com!

>>1852271
Personally I think about 20 years. Full-on realistic ones, maybe 80 years.

>>1852271
Just as soon as the Japs can invent them.
Nobody's more dedicated in this regard.

Robogirls in this thread are unrealistic.

It needs to have lifelike texture.

Not forgetting cyborgs. Willing or otherwise.

So. Robogirls. What sort of technology would be necessary? Apart from, of course, basic robotics.

At least I can pretend I'm not this fucked up.

>>1852351
They'd need the sort of common sense that wouldn't kill us. Pic related.

>>1852370
>on 4chan
>not fucked up

>>1852380
Out of interest, where do you get these comic-in-one-image files?

I'm going to bed. Maybe this thread will still be here tomorrow morning.

>>1852412
I make them with IrfanView.
Going into its thumbnail view, right click for contact sheet and/or panorama dialog.

One last one before I go.

Bye!

Let's contribute to the thread by actually discussing the benefits of sexbots to society

First of all - the destruction of female market and prostitution. With sexbots around - you can have a dieases free sex with a girl that will look like a pornstar and fuck anyway you want for the same amount of cash. Harlot houses will make a fortune off it and will have to pay minimum for maintaince. Plus it'll be legal since no human rights are being violated so those houses will be legit businesses and will have a healthy competition amongst themselves which will cause the prices being paid for service to drop.
The extremely wealthy will be able to afford a sexbot for themselves which will mean no more need to hassle for looking for an annoying wife.
With women replaced with robots for superior sex - they'll have to become less gameplaying idiotic bitches and make initiatives to hunt for men, by making themselves more attractive intellectually.
Last sentence is assuming we don't have the technology for AI to create men-sexbots to replace men.

tl;dr:
sexbots = better world

>>1852450
I'm sure feminists would get involved somewhere down the line.

>>1852442
I set it loose on Chobits and it automatically churned out 23 of these pics, all tailored to /sci/ max file size.

But can they feel love?

>>1852453
They should've thought about that back when they were denying us sex.

>>1852453
They will ruin everything.

>>1852453
Honestly I fail to see how they could do anything to really stop that as they are the 3rd party, *and* trying to argue the moral 'high ground' of an inanimate object.

>>1852475
>"IT LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN, THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL"

And etc.

It's inevitable.

>>1852450
Sounds like you've been reading Chobits.

>>1852480

Oh God, no.

First the ethics bandwagoners stopping genetic engineering, now the feminazis shouting "FEMBOTS ARE A SIN AGAINST WOMEN AND JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD".

WHY HUMANITY WHY?

Gotta love idiots, they will probably vote against rights for uploads ;_;

>>1852480
Yeah like they abolished H-doujins and rape games?
That worked well...

>>1852482
Haven't read it. Should I? Or should I just watch the anime?

>>1852491
You think little internet things are the same as brothels full of robots which are designed to look like women?

>>1852486
>they will probably vote against rights for uploads ;_;
I... err...
What if I told you that with my current understanding of how mind uploading works, that I'm pretty much completely against it?

>>1852480
I don't see how they could get anywhere with that. Worst case scenario, they just turn into really realistic 0sex organ simulation] mounted in a other wise androgynous body. That way so long as there also male parts they have no argument.

>>1852494
>little internet things
H-doujins, H-movies, ero games, sex dolls and other merchandise make a whooping roll of about 2 trillion yen (about 23 million dollars) world wide every year.

>>1852499

Uploading one's mind to a lump of computronium is a personal choice, not a political debate! Just like abortion and... What was the other dumb controversy? Right, gay marriage, that.

Gotta love ignorant fascist bigots.

>>1852509
I just fear that you may make a very wrong choice and YOU will slip away from existence, while your uploaded self acts exactly like you and explores the universe and so forth.
Brain-in-jar seems like a safer way imo.

>>1852491
The manga covers more social issues.
The anime has more to do with panties.
But both are good.

>>1852508
>2 trillion yen (about 23 million dollars)

>>1852450
I'm adding:
With sexbots around, and assuming the price range of them is made possible for the general public, people that can't give a shit or are too social retards to talk to a girl will just buy a robot-girlfriend, spend the rest of their life with her and eventually die virgins (robopussy doesn't count in my book)
This way it'll be gene selctivity so that only the finest alpha genes are passed on and the social retards will die without leaving offsprings making a better humanity flourish in their gone.
Just need to get rid of religion and the earth is saved.

>>1852538
forgot it's a billion, and not trillion.
I'm a weeaboo not a banker. sue me

>>1852546
Is there an idea that hasn't already been turned into a manga?

>>1852622
This is what makes manga so interesting.

Unlike mainstream western comics that just keep repeating SUPERHEROES over and over and over.

In fact, this has given me an idea for a new thread.

RUH RUH RUH RUH ROBO SEX!

GOD, FUCKING FAGGOT ENGINEERS.

STOP MAKING DILDOS AND MAKE MORE SEXBOTS!

NOT THE GAY KIND, EITHER!

Sexbots!

>>1852546
>let retarded jocks who don't know shit about anything other than to fornicate live on while scientist nerd virigin genes die
You're kidding, right?

>>1852546
>This way it'll be gene selctivity so that only the finest alpha genes are passed on and the social retards will die without leaving offsprings making a better humanity flourish in their gone.
>If you have sex you are Alpha

>>1852448
I have awoken.

>>1855616
dat brass

>>1855618
Nice spoiler, fag.

But yeah, dat ass.

Not sure what to make of this one.

It's... a mermaid robot?

This one confuses me.

>sexbots
>2010
>not built

Engineers, I am disappoint.

>>1852257

MORE!!!

>>1855747
Not much more of Adjutant actually.

Shame. ;_;

>>1855792

Get your filthy hands off my waifu.

>come on to /sci/
>see this thread
>go back to /v/

>>1855745
If you think about it, engineers don't exactly have a demand for them.

>>1855835
='( fine be that way

>>1855839
>go to /v/
>realize I've made a mistake
>come back to /sci/
>realize I'm making another mistake
>visit /tg/
>ahhhh there we go.

>ghost in the shell
>protagoanist getting fucked
>everyisbetterthanexpected.jpg

No, but seriously.

More.

bump

needs more

>>1855848

lol'd hard.

>>1851964

JAPANESE PICTUROSU WINS AGAIN

...well she's one of the 4chan banner mascots, so why not?

>>1856068
What kind of monster would build the gearbox in the genital area?

>>1856097
I don't know, but you'll find them here.
>>>/d/

>>1856262
>>1856183
>>1856173
>>1855721
>>1855738
>>1852231
>>1852206
>>1851912
>>1851902
>>1851895
>>1851888
>>1851885
>>1851879

no

>>1852363

yes

Some of these pictures make me wish I were dead so I could purge them from my mind. Seriously, they're as bad as furries.

>>1856308
>>1856293
Go away.

Faggot.

>>1852450
I agree. male and female sexbots. normal people can have sex with the robots instead of fucking up the population density by pushing out 8 kids. They will have more time and energy to devote to the sciences, and bring Instrumentality closer.

>>1851799
>implying you wouldn't lubricate that smooth, shiny spot between her legs and rub your genitals against it

>You will never screw a robot

>>1858850

>Implying I haven't had sex with my roomba.

>>1855875
This happens in the manga right? I've been meaning to read it for a while now.

Sexbots!

Surprised we haven't seen any Giger.

>read thread
>No Motoko Kusanagi
Wtf /sci/

>>1860872
yeah, a majority of /sci/ is made up of hipster fallout from /r9k/

>>1860872
Y'Just have to ask.

>>1860884
Not really, since I have all that and more in my bookshelf. And you forgot the best page. Pic related.

Inb4 weeaboo. Ghost in the Shell are the only mangas I own.

>>1860889
Sound's like you need some Appleseed to go with that.
>>>/e/1317085

>>1860922
Been planning on it, I'll watch the movie first. I got a bit doubtful after GitS 2: Man-Machine Interface though. It was just dragged out cyber combat with very rushed sequences between and loose ends. (Also no Batou...) GitS 1 and 1.5: Human Error Processor were MUCH better.

Porn of YKK?

>>1861023

This thread is still up? Fuck yes.

>>1861129
stop that! Alpha is sweet and pure and nice! not some harlot...

robogirl thread and no Arcee. I am disappoint /sci/. She is my big robocrush.

robogirls just for pure sex: nah
robogirls to find the definition of true love: hell yeah

>>1852486
>FEMBOTS ARE A SIN AGAINST WOMEN AND JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD
>Implying Femnazis believe in a christian god where women are baby makers and nothing else

>>1862158
This has interested me ever since Chobits.

Hi guys, what's going on in this thread?

>>1862476
>>uncanny valley at work
my opinion, a non human faced robot seems better

>>1862158
Pygmalion complex.

>>1862617
This.

Until you can synthesize a perfect human face, don't bother putting them on sexbots.

I'd rather fuck a robot with no face.

lol

>my face when this thread is still here

>>1863658

I wouldn't...but then I read this sort of thing.

Thought this thread will be more of a /g/ thing but regardless
Will sexual genitals on robots be "add-ons" or "complimentary"? why give a robot a gender if you're not intending on having sex with it?

>>1865994
In Britain, at least, robots with genitals would certainly be counted as sex toys and therefore be no good for general use as they'd be illegal around children. I can definitely see robots with specifically male or female figures, faces and voices becoming commonplace, though, as there is a general human attraction to things which appear human.

There was a proposed Canadian law outlawing robot genitalia a while back, but the proposition was retracted. Think it's on archive.org somewhere.

Is this autosageing yet?

Looks like it isn't. Good.

>thread was started on tuesday

>>1866342
We know, we know.

If anyone plans to build a gynoid, I suggest you try to construct one with features that manage to avoid falling into the Uncanny Valley.

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

That said, I think the best exterior design would be one based on that of an anime figurine.

Geez, this thread is still alive.

Anyway, you guys will absolutely love this. Mini documentary about Realdolls.

http://vimeo.com/13080908

Thins thread has been here for like 3 days !

Sorry if slowpoke but has this thread been archived?

Would be a pity for this to vanish and be wasted.

I have no problem with archiving robot porn.

>Go to /sci/

Ah yes, the science forum, where my comrades and I can discuss the wonders of the natural world and the brilliance of men's triumph through technology. What a breath of fresh air from forums full of nothing but tits and ass all day--

>see this thread

Goddammit, I have a new fetish now.

Needs more End-of-the-World robogirls.

>>1866773
I really hoped for a lot from that, but in the end it was still just typical fucking anime, loaded with cliches, and too busy masturbating to its artistry to bother with anything like pacing or character development.

>>1866789
Ah shut up. Stay with Star Trek, Farscape and Stargate!

Japan has done more for Hard SciFi than any other nation ever.

>>1866721
While I consider chobits to be awesome, I will still make fun of guys with virtual/robot girlfriends.

>>1866858
Do you make fun of guys fapping to porn on the internet?

>>1866842
I've really tried, bro. I haven't seen an anime worthy of anyone over the age of 16 yet. It may just be that Japan's oppressive culture doesn't allow for emotional maturity beyond the teenage years, I don't know.

>>1866858

Why? Sure, they may have 99 problems...

>>1866658
I second that, anime/manga figures are like a perfection of humans
i somehow see figure companies (specifically figma/revoltech) being the first people to make gynoids

>>1867005
>>1866658
This actually fits in with the ideas they discussed in this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKTAJBQSm10)) about the uncanny valley in video games. Instead of making characters photorealistic it would be easier just to make them more stylized while placing emphasis on making their movements more human-like.

>>1867005
>>1866658
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1NkkJyASTI&feature=related
Although it's a far from perfect portrayal, this vid gives a taste of what an anime figurine-style gynoid would be like.

>>1867005
No wonder good ones cost a few hundred bucks.

>>1866212
>Harper disallowing me to have sex with my robot waifu's robotic vagina
>My face when

>>1867098
They probably felt that the loud clanging noises would disturb the peace.

>>1867127
Vaginas are loud?

Well, sir, I never.

>Hey guyz when will we make robots we can fuck?
>instant 191 posts
>121 image replies omitted

>>1869175
>>instant 191 posts
>it was made 4 days ago

>>1869175
>>121 image replies omitted
That's a lot of cp

>>1867853
No, the sound of metal clanging against the floor. Ugh, nevermind. It's just a reference to a retarded meme started on /m/ involving an erotic Transformers comic that featured a sex scene with Optimus Prime and Megatron (I think) where their act of sexual intercourse resulted in a clanging noise due to their metallic frames banging against one another.

lol

Isn't robosexuality illegal?

>>1867080 No, this vids give a taste of what an anime figurine-style gynoid would be like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejROvUC-gWU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnGkUcv30o

robo

>>1870024
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejROvUC-gWU&feature=related

Damn. I almost cried.

So damn cute.

I would propose to her in marriage. Once married, I would construct a cafe for her out of scratch and add it as an extra wing to our house.

Once completed, I would transverse the world, enjoying sites and beauty it beholds.

Wait a minute...

>>1870024
as we see, physical construction is already doing well in progress, but how are we doing in the mental stage? i know there's chatter bots, but sadly, i can't feel any emotion towards them (since simply, they don't remember who they've talked)

>>1870772
A situation that's likely to remain.
More money will be available for marketing the exterior than building an internal pseudo sentience.
The design of gynoids will be dragged in two directions:
To make them obedient, ethical servants that do not usurp human prerogatives & roles.
To convince and sway buyers with their more than human attributes.

>>1870121
>I would construct a cafe for her out of scratch
ehem...

Sagan...
>>1871591
have some coffee...
>>1851925

http://www.bohemiandrive.com/comics/npwil/

sexbots

>mon visage when this faggotry is still floating
Fuck you.t

I want a human sized Sumomo

By the way, this is the sause if it interest anyone.
http://e-hentai.org/g/d/s/5/1771/

>>1872007
And them all pedophiles will become hikikomoris

>>1872400
>>1872408
Suh-suh-suh-samefag.

How do I go about building a fully functional sexbot waifu?

/sci/ says GTFO

>>1874125
>/sci/ says

BWAHAHA!

Sounds like /sci/ wants it. Just look at the 200 agreeing posts.

What you think is not what others think. The world does not revolve around you.

be grateful. Took me like 10 minutes to find in my pic lib.

On a scale of 1-100, how technologically advanced are we to fully construct functional sexbots? Ones that can move and are sentient?

I'm guessing around 5.

What do you think?

>>1874645
I would say <7;8>. All that really is missing is a good software. Rest is just a matter of doing engineering on existing tech.

However nobody does this since feminazi would immediately go "hurr-durr We will sue you!"

>>1874645
100

They're called women

>>1874645
>>1874679
Sorry. Make it <70;80>. Forgot not to post while sleepy.

>>1874645
99.
If it's just a thing capable of having sex with you, we should be able to make that. We can't make it love you, however. But if all you need it to do is walk over to you, pull your pants down, and blow you, then there's no reason that can't be made.

I find it strange that nobody mentioned project Aiko yet.

>>1851863
I hate DBZ style so much. I refuse to even read that.

>>1874731
she scares me.

europeans make much better looking robits.

>>1874815
Moar like this. Bonus internets for non-nude

>>1874836
>Bonus internets for non-nude

>On the quest for dry water

i always laugh when i look at this one. someone forgot to install proper cooling :)

>Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached.
soo... that's it for now.

>>1874936
Missed the end of Chobits

>>1874998

http://manga.animea.net/chobits-chapter-88-page-1.html

>>1874998
While that did mildly pique my interest, I would not have (seriously) read them in that format any how. (Too much effort compared to the normal form.)

On a side not, I think this is one of the longest lived threads /sci/ has seen (possibly ever).

ITT: not even ONE reference to Ghost in the Shell...

>>1877555
There are several mostly images tho.

>>1877555
Take another thorough read through this thread.

>>1877555
Ghost in a shell: Robots that are already human (Major to be specific, excluding Tachikoma's)
This thread: Robots that were robot to begin with

Re-watching Steven Spielberg's Artificial Intelligence: AI

>>1878982
AI was awesome.

>>1851792
I hope you are talking about Fembots.

>>1879437
There seems quite a bit of resistance to using the word gynoid.

>>1879501
It's a recently coined word.
>>1852089

>>1855620
Not sure what the point is, but that robo-mermaid is a take-off on those old Marilyn Playboy pose. Just thought you'd like to know...

Touch me good robogirls, because I command you, you have no objections because you don't have the program to dislike me, or what I command you to do. Suck it bitch, and like it.

Robogirl is a cool bitch.

>>1879788
Would be more satisfying if she was programmed not to like you but not being able to do resist your urges.

>>1879795
I like how this anon thinks. We please our nature to enjoy cruelty and take it to a new level. Create misery and make it irresistible.

Consensual sex > herp programming

Consensual sex = mai waifu.

Rape = some dumb broad.

This song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yQVD2fnHis

>>1880243
I want a rape-able robot waifu, though.

:/

>>1880284
... And what does it have to do with anything?

This thread has been here for a week.

>>1883285
OK, that's cool enough for me to bump it.

>>1881974
Even if there are currently no legal implications some concerned party is sure to shove their oar in.

>>1883656
dem feminazis!

how about a higher res version of OP?

>>1883285
Were we using quantum computers...it'd be a quantum immortality thread.

>>1885210
wat

>>1885210
That makes no sense, sir.

Someone started a new thread without giving the last rites to the old one?
>>1887074

Archived 3 times now.

Just a few more.

My god is this thread seriously over a week old?

>>1888534
Нет.

So... is anyone gonna make a new thread?

>>1888794
Wasn't this
>>1887074
the new thread?

This thread gave a good fap and is science related

What have we done?!