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Dear /sci/,

Plants are growing. As they die, they decompose and in time they form dirt. Our world is growing larger and larger as plants grow, die, and decompose. The larger our planet gets, the more powerful our gravitational pull becomes. A stronger gravitational pull means the inside of the earth would become hotter, causing the increased amount of volcanic and tectonic activity we have been experiencing. More volcanoes equals more CO2 in the atmosphere (increased greenhouse affect). Stronger gravity also means more pressure from our atmosphere and in turn more heat. This pretty much explains global warming, and if my calculations are correct, the world will probably end a few days before the year 2013 begins. DISCUSS>>

>> No.1836808

i ruv /b/

>> No.1837029

so you're saying that going green is the cause of global warming?

>> No.1837056

To save the planet we must kill all living things!!

>> No.1837081

There's no new mass added to the Earth when things grow or multiply.

>> No.1837088

>>1837081
someone is new. and very young apparently. lol "multiply"

>> No.1837225

Trollololololololololololololololol.

>> No.1837279

>>1837088
If you're trying to tell me that vegetative growth or reproduction of organisms adds mass to the combined mass of Earth, then you're the fuckwit.

Wait, you're a fuckwit anyway.

>> No.1837284

No. This planet is bigger than you've conceptualized it to be.

>> No.1837304

/sci/ should be rename /derp/

>> No.1837607

Cool story bro.

Love the magnet shoes lololol

>> No.1837650

>according to my calculations

>> No.1837673

OP's logic:
Durr! plants apear out off nowhere!!

>> No.1837692
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1837692

>>1836710
Go back to your environmental science class buddy

"Global warming" has been disproved and disproved again by the scientific community

>> No.1837702

>>1837692
Are you sure about that?

>> No.1837703

>and if my calculations are correct

you've calculated shit all, dumbass. And it's a fucking closed circuit cycle, if that makes sense. There is no increase - it stays relatively the same...

>> No.1837710

Global Warming is caused from radiowave radiation. It annihilates in the mesosphere and causes the microwave effect. The heating of the Earth from massive energy generation causes the ocean to heat up and release more CO2. We are shooting A LOT of different energy into the sky and its great that the politicians could get together and confuse you all with the rising trends of CO2 for what is really happening.

Im sure its a coincidence they got rid of TV waves, contracted them out, and constructed giant laser-radio-wave cannons in a few places.

>> No.1837716

>>1837710
Its not like the government is gonna get rid of RADIO, TV, and other profitable things that lie to you constantly, right? RIGHT?

No, just the things you do.

>> No.1837717

>>1837710
How high up is the mesosphere?

>> No.1837723

Bump for truth. Tired of retards walking around talking about the .03% of CO2 in the sky and the 10% we contribute to it.

>> No.1837732

>>1837717
Very high up. I guess that means it interacts sooner at different frequencies, huh? I guess most of the power gets lost before it hits that point.

>> No.1838096

>>1837732
Is that where mesocyclones form?