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Troll physics

>> No.1833785
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>> No.1833790

Someone post the troll physics general image.

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>> No.1833803

>>1833796
That one would work.

>> No.1833807

are you bored, kid?

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>> No.1833831

>>1833803

No, it wouldn't.

>> No.1833833

>>1833785
I feel stupid for asking, but how is that one wrong?

>> No.1833834

>>1833831

Explain.

>> No.1833837

>>1833833

"Wave" will pass along the lever/beam at the speed of sound.

>> No.1833881

>>1833837
no it wouldnt,
its just that he wouldnt be able to pull at the speed of light because the other guy would need to accelerate to it

>> No.1833883

>>1833831
0/10
you clearly missed the battery

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>> No.1833928

The only real type of these that actually work are that propane tank wheel thingys. but thats just because phase change + external heat.

it does work tho

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Technically not science but still somewhat related

>> No.1833964

>>1833883

0/10, you clearly missed the fact the GENERATOR is fed into the battery.

>> No.1833983
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>>1833796
>>1833909
>>1833817

can someone please explain to me why these won't work? i am not a physicist so small words only please.

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>> No.1834081

>>1833983
Well, for one, magnets don't repel straight out. It would repel out and to the side, so, the kite is just "What is this? I don't even . . ."

>> No.1834083

>>1833988
woudl that work?

>> No.1834093

>>1834083
do you work? both answers are no.

>> No.1834096

>>1834083
not enough surface tension for that to work with more than like 1 cm

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>> No.1834151

>>1834081

no, not mine, the ones i linked to.

>> No.1834282

>>1834096
either youre stating you point very poorly, or youre stupid

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>> No.1834336

>>1834319
>mfw this would work

>> No.1834646

>>1834336
That's not a face.

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OP FOUND THE FROZEN FIRE!!

>> No.1834848

>>1834646

>mfw when you implied that wasn't a face

>> No.1834862

>>1834133
i once thought this up in elementary school. my teacher thought i was a genius

>> No.1834864

>>1834862

That explains why he was an elementary school teacher.

>> No.1834871

>>1834319
THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER

>> No.1834876

wtf is going on in /sci/ tonight? it's all tractors and jesus.

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>> No.1835016

>>1834875

LOL! This idea wins.

>> No.1835024

>>1834875
umm...friction

>> No.1835030

>>1834875

Oh man, what if we could somehow make weight act like highs and lows!

>> No.1835070

>>1834336
>>1834871

would not work, precious metals are sold by mass, not weight

>> No.1835072

>>1834133
would work in the presence of light.

>> No.1835075

Ring made out of superconducting material in space.

Do not need to expend energy to keep ring cold enough to superconduct.

INFINITE BATTERY

>> No.1835077

>>1835070
You mean there was a TROLL? In this TROLL THREAD? Whoa, crazy. I should have known. You would have thought all the troll faces would have given it away.

>> No.1835089

>>1835075
would not work; you could not extract energy from a superconducting battery without decreasing energy in the loop

>> No.1835091

>>1834875

this wouldn't work on account of the fact that simply because the 9 turns into a 6 when flipped upside down DOES NOT imply that it would actually lose any of it's weight. what the heck are you thinking?

>> No.1835115

>>1835091
thatsthejoke.jpg

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>>1834875

Wow. Never thought of this one.

>> No.1835126

>>1835125
did not think about how it would not move?

>> No.1835129

>>1835126

the heavy weights push the lighter ones around. the 9 flips around to make 6.

>> No.1835133

>>1835129
fucking brilliant. i did not notice that. i retract my entire argument!

>> No.1835453

>>1833796

this could work right?

>> No.1835462

>>1834875
hi, OP here. I'll troll this idea up a bit. idea

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make a black hole

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>>1835462
OP here. Done... >>1834875

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>> No.1836038

MAOR

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Freemen approves of this thread.

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>> No.1836152

>>1833796
if this system had no friction and it was done right you could maintain the same amount of momentum added in at first. No way to generate electricity though.

>> No.1836158

http://trollphysics.tumblr.com/

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>>1836200

this works actually

if you can dig a tunnel through the earth's core

>> No.1836223

>>1836213
Yeah, but a straight tunnel only works along the Earth's axis. Real fucking handy for getting from one frozen waste to another. At least the passage through the core should warm you up a bit.

>> No.1836226

>>1836200
If you could actually do this, do you know how long it wolud take? 42 minutes.

>> No.1836230

>>1836223
Not true. Build a frictionless tunnel -- not particularly less feasable than a tunnel through the center of the earth -- and you could slide through it and get to the other point 42 minutes later.

>> No.1836236

>>1836230
But if you could wish yourself to any place on the planet's surface -- not particularly less feasible than a frictionless tunnel through the center of the earth -- you wouldn't need such a tunnel. Plus, wishing only takes the 0.42 seconds required to scrunch your eyes up tight.

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Dumpin

>> No.1836771

>>1836278
>>1836278

>Space hadouken

OH LAWD

>> No.1838135

Does anyone have the ropetravel / pull a rope around the globe?

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>>1838135

>> No.1838558

>>1836278

>planetary hadouken

>> No.1838631

You should all know, Troll Science runs on a special energy called Trollium. The angrier or more upset people get, the more Trollium is built up, and the more trolls access it to do their science. Trollium shatters the laws of physics.