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Anonymous Thu Sep 23 23:29:32 2010 No.1795161 [Reply] [Original]

If Gravity is a fact, how did Jesus walk on water?

Asked this question in class today and got sent to the office. Why do atheists get so butthurt when they hear the truth?

Its not true? Provide evidence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 23 23:31:32 2010 No.1795173 Wait what? Wouldn't it be Christians getting butthurt in that situation? Also, he CLEARLY was wearing sandals coated in oil. You know, cause oil and water separates.

Anonymous Thu Sep 23 23:33:32 2010 No.1795180

Jesus was telling flippin' anybody who could listen, "Shit man, I'm gonna walk across that lake." And "I'm going to show you some son of god right here, I'm gonna walk across that lake." Anyway, crowds gathered. Jesus stood in the shallows, and got a little bit nervous about the whole thing and decided he wasn't going to do it after all. His cold feet froze the water's surface, and he walked across.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 23 23:34:32 2010 No.1795183 Gravity is a fact Jesus didn't exist

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 24 00:10:32 2010 No.1795391 File: 47 KB, 400x300, 1279552815415 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know it to be the "Theory of Gravity" Theory =/= Fact Jesus isn't real I shit a dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 24 00:11:32 2010 No.1795396 Jesus says: "Bitches don't know 'bout my surface tension."

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 24 00:12:32 2010 No.1795399 >>1795396 That too

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 24 00:14:32 2010 No.1795409 >>1795391 "Law of gravity" you moron. Though Einstein's theory of relativity pointed out a couple holes in it, but also fills them in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 24 00:18:32 2010 No.1795429 File: 17 KB, 319x243, YouMad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1795409 Hurr Durr

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 24 00:20:32 2010 No.1795438 If OP's story is true, then moot should recruit that teacher to moderate /sci/.

Anonymous Fri Sep 24 12:25:32 2010 No.1797187
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the aramaic language didnt have a single word for 'to swim'
it used a construction of words to establish the concept
i.e. 'to "walk" on water'
it became useful to distort the meaning of this text as religion became a tool of control

pic is of the gravestone of PANTERA ; Roman soldier and the biological father of jesus
go ahead and wiki

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