/sci/ - Science & Math

They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours.

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine.

They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour.
They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just
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Damn, who would have known, im now studying its properties from my periodic table

>>1784362

MyHeadIsFullofFuck.jpg

>>1784362
Your scientific method is sound, OP, but you stumbled over one little detail:
> 400 billion miles per hour.
That's faster than the speed of light. If not for that, I would have completely believed the entire story.

>>1784422
implying matter cat go ftl

FUUUUCK i still havent stopped laughing

Diamond a metal?

Haha and the moon is cheese, right?
(Diamond is made up of carbon)

>>1785343

Astrophysically speaking, diamond is a metal since it's got more than two protons per atom.

>>1785343
Woah what the fuck really?

+1000 Nobel Prizes to OP

>>1785373

like all the elements except hydogen and helim, newfag

>>1784422

Fail troll is fail.

xD

>>1784354
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>>1784362
this was on /k/

>>1785589

this is actually an ancient copypasta, almost as old as 4chan itself

>>1785628
Yes, old old. Started on GameFAQs, I think.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=28485394&x=the+strongest+metal+known+
the+man

"They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive"

I want a car made from 400 miles per hour