/sci/ - Science & Math

Father, I am homosex.

Why so much blasphemy?

>>1757566
Eh it's alright, just don't go batshit insane again.

>>1757567
Blasphemy as in using my name in vain? You humans made that up, I could care less if you used my name. Humans make me sound like some angsty teen angry that people don't worship me.

You miss me?

>>1757560
What causes dark flow?

>>1757566
Lucifer, that's not a question.

It should be, "Father, I am homosex...?"

I Gott one for ya (get it?):

What's the number to the nearest intelligent civilization? I'm feeling kind of lonely here. Like, cosmically lonely.

sup god

chillin in heaven?

>>1757560
What do you want to ask me?

If you're omniscient, why didn't you predict the majority, or all of the responses that this thread would receive, & preemptively answer them?

>Metafictional farina

Why did you inoculate Adam & Eve of gender and keep them as slaves in your garden?

Do you exist in any physical form?

Only two science questions, and countless derp.

I keep forgetting that most of /sci/ is too stupid to play along.

If we are all your children, what makes Jesus so damn special?

Well, first i want to know how the Universe works.That to begin with.Everything about it.
Then,WHY you created it.

I'm >>1757880.I forgot to ask if you indeed created it

what's your favorite pizza flavor?

During the infinite time before you created the universe, what the fuck were you waiting for?

>>1757767
You'll have to find out for yourself, isn't that what humans are striving for?
>>1757800
Indeed, but one must also ask that if I already did it, why can't I do it again, in co-ordinance with not doing it?
>>1757830
Human interpretations.
>>1757842
Depends on your meaning of physical.
>>1757856
He was a troll, trolled all of you quite well. Not my "child" though.
>>1757880
Why not?

What's it like up there?

>>1757902
Pepperoni with paprika.

>>1757908
Hard to say, what would I be waiting for at all? Time is your construct, not mine.

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME ERRFUKENDAY????? its my life so stop interupting or just kill me with lightning and let me come to you to tear you apart you fucker....

>>1757914
Up where?

This is the most fail God ever.

>>1757918
You sound disturbed. You'd need a little more flair in your insanity though, it gets quite dull seeing the same thing after awhile.

Go all out man.

So,if you created the Universe,you created it because your could?
By the way,did you actually define good and evil,or does it exist on your own?
Also,HOW DOES EVERYTHING WORK?Seriously

>>1757917
>Pepperoni with paprika.
you are god

>>1757923
That's very interesting of you to say, but hey, your own opinions are yours. What do you expect me to do, cry to myself and bring some giant flood?

Why this particular, lame universe, rather than one of a zillion possible more awesome universes?

>>1757922
Up your conceited racist ass.

>>1757927
The universe isn't singular, facets of dimensions exists as well. But, humanity would be boring if you had no curiosity, so why would you want me to tell you everything?

Also, good and evil are human interpretations.

>>1757936
Who said this is the only one. I don't control you, you control yourself. Though it is amusing how most humans bow to the will of the clergy.

That's quite a cool perspective you have,God.By the way,could you explain a little more about dimensions "facets" ?

>>1757976
Such knowledge would be pointless to you though, you'd need to have the basics to understand the whole no? Humans aren't stupid, so you'll find out eventually.

God, what religion is the correct one, so that I can devote my mind, body and soul to it?

You proved to be a cool God.Let's say that someday we understand everything about the Universe/s. Could we even contact you in a way that can be considered " physical" ,i mean,are you made of some kind of matter?

Hay god is deism more or less correct?

>>1757560
Wait...
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there!
I did as my question.

>>1757998
None, humans have free will. You live your own life, by your own mind, and by your own thought.

>>1758011
Perhaps, and perhaps not. It is far too early to know. I would say that you are still on one planet, you have a very very long way to go. Your entire worldview will change by then.

>>1758013
Perhaps, just the belief in a higher power is fine. I do not care about worship or such, as I did give you free will, so why would I want to limit it?

>Perhaps, and perhaps not. It is far too early to know.
omniscience fail

>>1758039
Far to early for you to know. When did I say I was making such a declaration of my knowledge?

>>1758026
Exactly what i was thinking

also is there an afterlife?

>>1758052
Perhaps. And perhaps not. For all your species knows, death could just be the end of your existence. And it might not. That is for your own mind to consider.

>>1758056
What is the point of asking God anything, if he's just going to tell us what we already know or don't know rather than answer the fucking question?

God, why don't you exist?

>>1758076
You hit it right on the nail. I cannot give you direct answers to questions, just advice on the way of find your own answers. Why do you want everything to be handed to you?

>>1758077
Depends on what your meaning of existence is.

>>1758083
The real God at least has the decency to give us revelation, even if it is a bit cryptic/mythological/representative.

Why did you make engineers homosex?

What does it help to?

>>1758120
HAHAHAHA! OH WOW!

God, why don't you gargle my gargantuan gonads?

>>1758120
>The real God
trust me son, that's as real as God can get

>>1758120
Real god you say? Amusing of you to say, those revelations are created by humans. If you wish to believe them, it is not my choice to deny you. You would just be under mental slavery to humans.

>>1758123
Engineers are homosex of their own free will. Though it is strange how almost all of them follow such...

>>1757560
Stop lying, you're just an illustration.

>>1758141
Oh, indeed. I picked some random picture of what you think god looks like from the internet. Quite an amusing interpretation.

>>1758138
You mean there is no genetic/social tendency for people that are homos to have an aptitude for engineering? Isn't there any form of naturalistic correlation on the subject?

Guys, I don't believe this is really God at all. Do something holy while showing us a time stamp, you phony.

>>1758138
Wow, God is ignorant of God's revelation. Massive fail.

>>1758137
I'm not your son, and you know nothing of God.

>>1758152

hahaha oh wow i second that

>>1758150
It is quite complicated, but generally engineers after having studied their field, have a desire to engage in homosex activities.

>>1758152
Believe what you will, I will not force you to believe something you do not wish to. Here is a picture of something someone believes, does it mean I would have to disprove it? No.

>>1758152
I think you're on to something. This faggot tricked us into thinking he was God.

>>1758154
God's revelations? I have never revealed anything, only humans pretending to be gods have.

>>1758155
Neither do you. Though I find it amusing that you think you do.

>>1758169
Fuck off, poser.

>>1758171
Veritably strange words you speak. You claim that god has revealed revelations, when the only proof you have is from other humans. Even if I was to be a human, would that make my words anymore negligent to disprove the claims other humans have made?

>>1758177
I liek you.

>>1758177
You don't understand either the meaning of the word "negligent" or the proper use of the subjective mood. Protip: it's "if I were", not "if I was". Why can't God into English?

>>1758189
English is a human concept, so why would I have to speak English to the full extent of it's meaning? Do you not have different variations of English, and other languages as well.

I understand that when one runs out of things to say, attacking the concept of another's grammar is very mature, no?

>>1758177
The best humans can do is to try to recognize wisdom when they see it. If you read the Vedas (for example) carefully, you will find much wisdom there that resonates in the depth of the human soul. There is no other proof of divine origin than this. This thread, OTOH, doesn't resonate with shit.

>>1758197
defensive God is defensive

This thread is also in >>>/new/

>>1758198
As I said before, if you think that which is written by humans to be divine or such, then it is your own choice to do so. Bow to them if you will to do so.

>>1758199
I'd consider what I said more of advice.

>>1758197
it's ≠ its
bad god. bad.

>>1757560

what is your favourite colour?

>>1758211
White.

is the meaning of life to give life meaning?

because an objective meaning of life would not be a true meaning of life because we would just be pieces on chess board.

Only a subjective meaning of life has any inherit meaning or worth

>>1758247
Quite true, and in the end, your curiosity for life does drive you. if you were to be given the answer to the existence of everything, what purpose is there to exist?

The drive to understand is what drives self-aware life. With that understood, one would be able to create their own purposes.

>>1758256
Fuck yeah I figured out the meaning of life

>>1758267
With something that is consistent with your current worldview, yes.

However, as humans go along with their progress. Entire worldviews will change, especially once you move on to the stars. I'd say it will be quite interesting.

>>1758274
I give myself the purpose of going to stars

Or at least getting the ball rolling by opening the way to the moon.

>>1758288
A noble goal, I would say. Though not as easy to undertake such plans, as it is to day them.
There are still many humans who think science is, amusingly, evil or such. Or that humans should revert back to the "good old days."

It is natural for people to cling to God. There is no mommy daddy complex in the sky, folks. God undermines his own existence.

Everything is human interpretation, even God, isn't that right tripfag?

>>1758267
If you're a deist, you're not supposed to believe that direct revelation from God is possible. So why the fuck are you talking to God?

>>1758302
I never said it was going to be easy

Important things are never/ rarely easy

>God is a tripfag

this explains everything

>>1758319
its obviously just a wise human

he's a smart guy

we rarely get these types of people on 4chan

>>1758310
Oh yes, it is very natural for people to want god to exist. This is simply your nature.

>>1758317
Correct. In accordance to human thought, I am only an interpretation. That is why it would be pointless, for an all-powerful entity to exude control over such. In all honesty, such an entity would not care, or simply be apathetic.

>>1758326
Of course I am not "god," still I am simply acquiescing to be as such to have an insightful discussion.

>>1758333
so whats a intelligent person doing on 4chan anyways?

we need more of your type

>>1758351
Hmm, boredom mainly. Though 4chan isn't all that bad, it is a place for anonymity, and as such true discussions can occur. Rarely does this happen anywhere else.

However, the same anonymity lures in trolls. Though I have nothing against trolls, they can be amusing sometimes. Especially if they do it well.

>>1758351
no, please, he's a fucking idiot.

Here's something I've been meaning to ask you recently.

You know how the Devil's down in Hell right now torturing souls? Why does he do that? I mean, apparently a majority of the people in the world are going TO hell, so why doesn't he give those souls an ultimatum, like "serve me or I'll torture you?" I guess you could say he's just too sadistic to think beyond that, but aren't you and he gonna have some giant war in a bit? Wouldn't you think he'd be trying to bolster his forces any way he could?

nice press conference God
http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule,222/
I'm very impressed

>>1758440
Satan is a troll. As long as he gets to troll people, no war will be held.

>>1758467
I heard he's a loser and a Lordi's bitch
Is this true?

>>1757560
Hey God,
Why are you such a nigger-jizz-guzzling faggot?

>>1758478
Quite true.

Are you eternal?

Are you Jewish, and do you live on the moon?