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Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:31:13 2010 No.1750602 [Reply] [Original]

iwl.me

Copy any paragraph from any recent essay or work you have saved and paste it into the box on I write like.

Or you can even type it on the spot.
Post results.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:38:13 2010 No.1750627 File: 59 KB, 344x317, david_lynch_wideweb__470x3170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >;':'"';#2#2#2#2#::'';2;';"':%":"%:";"5:25:"5255;5;5;52@@@@ >I write like William Shakespeare >http://iwl.me/s/f0797b6c

>>	Safari Master Anon Mon Sep 13 20:40:13 2010 No.1750635 J. D. Salinger

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:42:13 2010 No.1750646 >If we evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Arthur Conan Doyle

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:42:13 2010 No.1750643 same here, OP, wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:43:13 2010 No.1750652 File: 17 KB, 465x220, wat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YESSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:43:13 2010 No.1750653 input: >implying implying implying implying I write like Dan Brown

>>	Mon Sep 13 20:45:13 2010 No.1750658 File: 4 KB, 126x96, 1283995545013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >how can you believe in evolution if its just a theory (a geuss)? >Douglas Adams >mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:46:13 2010 No.1750662 x 5tfmixcfyg j fyjxr6cu5u6u ux6 xrjrxfjthx5ru ze5uZE% ze5zeu u e5e5u ujffj xfuu rj jdx6rxkr7 >I write like James Joyce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:47:13 2010 No.1750664 too embarrassed to admit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:47:13 2010 No.1750665 >How can you believe in evolution if it's just a theory (a geuss)? gUESS who, /sci/ducks...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:48:13 2010 No.1750667 >>1750665 See: >>1750658

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:48:13 2010 No.1750671 I write like Leo Tolstoy author of war and peace? WTF

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:49:13 2010 No.1750676 I pasted 6 high school papers I made from high school history class, each ranging from 5-7 pages long, and 3 of them were Kurt Vonnegut, and the other 3 were H.P. lovecraft

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:50:13 2010 No.1750677 >not science

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:51:13 2010 No.1750680 Edgar Allan Poe for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:51:13 2010 No.1750681 Robert Frost FUCK THIS TEST

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:52:13 2010 No.1750685 >>1750676 DUDE ME TOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:54:13 2010 No.1750698 Isaac Asimov.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 20:59:13 2010 No.1750707 Jonathan Swift. I don't even know who that is.

>>	Scia Mon Sep 13 20:59:13 2010 No.1750708 File: 11 KB, 404x209, Fuck yeah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pasted my Lunar colonization plan also fuck yeah my favorite author

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:00:13 2010 No.1750709 david foster wallace. not sure if want

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:00:13 2010 No.1750712 File: 9 KB, 480x360, but im not wearing any pants.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1750707 whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:02:13 2010 No.1750720

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>I write like Ray Bradbury
>this test is legit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:02:13 2010 No.1750718 File: 21 KB, 401x190, Picture 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Scia Mon Sep 13 21:02:13 2010 No.1750716 >>1750665 Typed that in got Stephenie Meyer

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:04:13 2010 No.1750728 File: 50 KB, 300x418, a sunburnt norsemen chasing an escaped turd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] copied an entire page from a Mark Twain essay >HP Lovecraft

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:07:13 2010 No.1750741 pasted two paragraphs from an essay I'm writing for a course, one was like David Foster Wallace, the other H.P. Lovecraft.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:08:13 2010 No.1750745

Dolores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping across smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, due to an overdose of fluoride as a child which caused her to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred-pound barbell in a steroid-free fitness center.

Vladimir Nabokov

Sultry it was and humid, but no whisper of air caused the plump, laden spears of golden grain to nod their burdened heads as they unheedingly awaited the cyclic rape of their gleaming treasure, while overhead the burning orb of luminescence ascended its ever-upward path toward a sweltering celestial apex, for although it is not in Kansas that our story takes place, it looks godawful like it.

Dan Brown

She wasn't really my type, a hard-looking but untalented reporter from the local cat box liner, but the first second that the third-rate representative of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, my sixth sense said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam, I swept her into my longing arms, and, humming "The Twelfth of Never," I got lucky on Friday the thirteenth.

Dan Brown

The corpse exuded the irresistible aroma of a piquant, ancho chili glaze enticingly enhanced with a hint of fresh cilantro as it lay before him, coyly garnished by a garland of variegated radicchio and caramelized onions, and impishly drizzled with glistening rivulets of vintage balsamic vinegar and roasted garlic oil; yes, as he surveyed the body of the slain food critic slumped on the floor of the cozy, but nearly empty, bistro, a quick inventory of his senses told corpulent Inspector Moreau that this was, in all likelihood, an inside job.

James Joyce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:08:13 2010 No.1750746 File: 82 KB, 760x732, truth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I lol'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:12:13 2010 No.1750762 Depending on what I submit, I get H. P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, James Fenimore Cooper, Jonathan Swift, Daniel Defoe, or fucking Dan Brown. The main determinate seems to be the subject matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:13:13 2010 No.1750764 >type in nigger 256 times >You write like Mark Twain

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:13:13 2010 No.1750765 >>1750746 i luld

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:14:13 2010 No.1750770 >>1750764 That's fucking hilarioius

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:14:13 2010 No.1750771 File: 23 KB, 719x466, Mark Twain, Nigger Lover.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1750764 We think alike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:15:13 2010 No.1750772 >>1750728 well that about sums up the legitimacy of this bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:17:13 2010 No.1750782 I keep getting either Lovecraft Vonnegut and David foster wallace

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:18:13 2010 No.1750783
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>"cocks dicks penises schlongs dongs wee wees pee pees weiners peiners twig n berries testicular totem pole boner woody maaaa buzz lightyear p3n15lol penisssssssss"

>I Write Like: David Foster Wallace

>MFW

>>	Scia Mon Sep 13 21:23:13 2010 No.1750812 Typed in Space travel 100 times Got Arthur Clarke Typed Robots 100 times Got Isaac Asimov confirmed to subject matter

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:24:13 2010 No.1750815 I copied the entirety of The Last Question and got Douglas Adams

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:28:13 2010 No.1750832 >poopoo doodoo poop, doodoo doo; doooo. >I write like Stephen King ahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:29:13 2010 No.1750838 I write like Mark Twain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:31:13 2010 No.1750847 nigger nigger nigger. You write like Mark Twain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:33:13 2010 No.1750854 Dicknibble Dicknibble Cthulhu is a dickwad, what an ass, hahaha, how long is this cuntface. You write like Cory Doctorow

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:34:13 2010 No.1750856 >Mark Twain Mark Twain Mark Twain Mark Twain Mark Twain Mark Twain Mark Twain Mark Twain Mark Twain Mark Twain >I write like James Joyce

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:34:13 2010 No.1750863

Half of one chapter of a...

Got William Gibson.

Given that it's actually a cyberpunk story I wrote to fuck around, that's kinda cool.

2nd try. Entire chapter.

William Gibson again.

3rd try. Chapter One.

William Gibson.

I don't care if the site is stupid - it seems to think I'm consistent in my writing. Which is good.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:37:13 2010 No.1750879
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>>1750627
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

paste Shakespeare, don't get Shakespeare my face...

снайпер Mon Sep 13 21:39:13 2010 No.1750889

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door —
Only this, and nothing more."

>You write like H.G. Wells

cool story, bro

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