/sci/ - Science & Math

Because you were being really creepy, and he was uncomfortable with that. Imagine if some dude invited you over, and while you were doing something else, he whipped out his dick and started masturbating. You'd probably call the police.

>>1652735
but im a hot girl. i wasnt being creepy. >8C

>mac truck
I haven't heard of this one.

Man, I feel sorry for the guy. That sort of thing happens all the time, I'm just prepping for some labwork or doing some statistical calculations on my experimental results or stuff like that, and random chicks come up to me and want me to have sex with them. It's really annoying.

>>1652751
word bro. this is what i do in those situations, hopefully it can help you out.

>>1652740
Mah and people said men are sexist, so what maybe hes not a shallow prick like everyone else you know?

>>1652740

>but im a hot girl.

We require empirical evidence of this statement.

Also, lack of capital letters is really unattractive to sciborgs.

>>1652751
HAHAHA. i mean i like the smart sciency people, but its rude to keep your cock to yourself. just let me bang you, and you can do homework at the same time.

>>1652735
point

>>1652706
>devoted to his homework
>ignores hawt girl masterbaiting in front of him
>has a brilliant future as an engineer

Hey OP you can bang me anytime. I will wear only a physics book. P.S. I know you're a guy.

>>1652765
Eh. Don't have any good ones.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs368.snc4/45106_147206795297708_100000251662325_366824_
1041471_n.jpg

anyway, it was just annoying because he never wanted to bang me. =[

>>1652735
>>1652751
>>1652771
sure is engineer in here

>>1652782
PS.
don't assume things twatbag. >8C

>>1652788
you assumed he wasn;t gay?

>>1652783

Based on the evidence presented I would articulate the oppinion that the statement postulated here

>>1652740

is more akin to a hypothesis than a theory.

>>1652804
>oppinion

>>1652804
Also, you don't postulate a statement.

>>1652786

Biotechnologist actually.

We humans haven't had the easiest of times on this planet. Until very recently, survival was a daily struggle. As such, it was beneficial for males to develop a powerful sex drive in order to procreate in spite of being faced with constant famine, severe weather, and battles with predators/disease. Since a powerful sex drive is no longer necessary to sustain the population and spread our individual genetic lineage, the future may very well consist of little sex and little desire thereof. Sorry to disappoint. You males with a relatively low sex drive may consider yourselves more highly evolved.

>>1652804
wat.

also, he isnt gay.
is it so hard to ask for a BF that will bang me. christttttt.

What classes is he taking and what career is he hoping to obtain?

>>1652822
Don't suppose you live in the UK?

gtfo slut, and don't disturb master race scientists when they are making science

>>1652821
mfw

>>1652832
engineer. HAHA.
>>1652838
no i live in america, sadly.

>>1652841
but scientists are sex-a-liscious~

That sounds VERY dumb for him. Are you sure he was actually doing his science homework or something else?

Because when a person of opposite sex asks you come over his/her apartment/house without any further descriptions, that means only ONE thing, and that certainly is NOT homework.

He does'nt seem too bright a guy. That, or he's an aspie.

>>1652819
extract human DNA from fresh spermatozoa?

>>1652849
>engineer
Yeah, he's homosexual.

That sounds VERY dumb for him. Are you sure he was actually doing his science homework or something else?

Because when a person of opposite sex asks you come over his/her apartment/house without any further descriptions, that means only ONE thing, and that certainly is NOT homework.

He does'nt seem too bright a guy to be doing science homework. That, or he's an aspie.

>>1652856
He was actually doing his homework. *sigh*

>>1652858

Nah, only from pigs so far.

We've also made fluorescent bacteria.

>>1652868

Well, that was very unscientific of him.

>>1652860
this seems like a /sci/ thing to me, as I'm new, but why are engineers so homosexual? It seems to me like it's a popular job choice now-a-days.

>>1652877

Engineering doesn't inherently entail any science, although engineers can take part in science.

>>1652896
yeah i guess your right.

Rape him

>>1652877
>it's a popular job choice now-a-days.

that's the 21st century, kid

there's no discrimination any more and people start to come out of the closet

>>1653005

This. Next you invite him, take him from behind (so that he won't be able to push you away so easily) before he even manages to grab his homework (if he's still too dumb to figure it all out), grab his cock and begin fap him. It's unlikely he will try resist at this point.

>>1653033
Yah, Do it OP

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000251662325

>>1652778
i see what you did there

>>1654148
wat?

>>1653033
OP, make sure you film this too.

>I want to mac truck him
do you mean this?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mack%20Truck&defid=2603257

Maybe his dick can't bend that way?

>>1654254
>Variations include the Wide Load (women in excess of 200 lbs.)

>>1652783
meh, maybe get him drunk next time

>/sci/ - /r9k/