/sci/ - Science & Math

https://www.youtube.com/live/Jd2oVbt_Z_U
OFF NOM GUEST:
CASEY HANDMER, GIVE IT UP FOR OUR COOMER, FOLKS

Second for space soles!

>>16419667
with this guy probably an ISP of 40

>>16419888
New Handmer Kino

>>16419888
>COOMER
kek what did he do

>>16419878

>>16417119 is still on page 8
pic is you

How do you stream a Twitter stream on to a TV if you don't have the app or account?

>>16419909
You don't. Make an account

>>16419908
Image limit you stupid nigger

>>16419905
he's called casey handjob for a reason.

>right wingers bad, corrupt bureaucracy good
why are they avoiding talking about the spat between fcc and spacex?

and as if that wasnt enough, ars journalists are now refusing to even mention the name of X/Twitter because elon owns it
>https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/10/archive-org-a-repository-storing-the-entire-history-of-the-internet-has-been-hacked/?comments-page=1#comments
even the commenters are mad

>>16419908
i want to post funny images tardlet.

>>16419916
Please spoon feed me. I still don't understand what Mueller did either

>>16419911
seconding this i dont wanna make one myself

>>16419926
oh i don't actually have a clue, i thought that he was called a coomer purely because of that pun name.

>3 more hours till tesla event
i'll check it tomorrow then, sigh

>>16419931
How about until Starship launch you gearhead mongrel? This isnt /o/ and Teslas are gay

>>16419915
>>16419920
We should demand mods raise the image limit again

>>16419936
tesla's are extremely masculine cars.

>>16419936
seething
Hope the announcement is that he's sending another roadster into orbit on IFT6, just for you

>>16419937
agreed

Mods should give us a text board.

>>16419945
/sfg/ IS /sci/ so yeah we deserve our own board at this point.

Does anyone have the image of the mods post?

>>16419919
>why are they avoiding talking about the spat between fcc and spacex
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/fcc-lets-starlink-provide-service-to-cell-phones-in-areas-hit-by-hurricane/

>>16419949
i guess i missed it

>>16419919
Why do you avoid talking about spaceflight?

>>16419909
Get an app
Get an account

>>16419949
>>16419919
They only cover negative stories with negative angles. Only neutral/positive story is from Berger

>>16419955
Doesn't it require a phone number?
Fuck that gay shit when I can use nitter most of the time

>>16419888
Damn he's tearing JPL a new asshole

>>16419930
He's called coomer bc of a grotesque image of him I posted years ago and anon said he looked like coomer wojak

>>16419957
All it takes is a burner email. I’ve made like 5 x accounts because I keep accidentally signing out and i threw away the password and email

>>16419960
remember when jpl was the premier space organization?

>>16419963
this
i don't get why people keep whining about having to make accounts on certain sites, unless they ask for a phone number as well it's really easy to just grab a throwaway email and use that for a session.

So this gay podcast and not just one, but two soiboys, lmao.

>>16419967
Just because they're suffering from a receding hairline doesn't make them soibois.

>>16419970
Is your hairline also receding?

>>16419970
No but the round faces, patchy beards, and weak eyes do. Also the glasses on the bottom right.

>>16419975
...y-yeah... yeah it is.

>>16419979
Stop bullying me.

>>16419987
Put some effort into your soft and pathetic body

Bring back perspiration cooling

https://x.com/Vincent_Ledvina/status/1844517644713721968
>Every state in the contiguous United States may see the aurora tonight if skies are clear. This definitely includes North Carolina.

I can personally confirm that there's aurora overhead as far south as Connecticut

>>16419967
>>16419970
>>16419975
>>16419987
hearing about stuff like this makes me feel so happy that i still have my glorious flowing mane right now, and i'm likely to keep it until i'm 60 because my dad is at that age and he's still not really losing much hair.

>>16419996
You better knock on wood bro, you could always have sleeper genes on your mom’s side that absolutely wreaked havoc on your hairline one day. No hubris is allowed in /sfg/! (unless you are Jeff Who)

>>16419993
Spooky, dark is just an hour or so away for me, I'll be looking.

>>16419998
yeah you're probably right anon, don't think that's likely though because my mom also has really great hair genetics.

maybe god decided that's the compensation for my autism and inability to ever really connect with normalfags.

>>16419996
>i'm likely to keep it until i'm 60 because my dad is at that age and he's still not really losing much hair.
My dad has a full head of hair at 73.
I was receding at 19.

>>16419990
My body isn't soft at all. I do half marathons.
I've never actually done a full one, though.

>>16419993
People as far down as north houston were claiming to see lights on the horizon a few months ago during the last ‘big one’. Crazy stuff

>>16419170
>that number pad layout

>>16419999
I went out to take a look and the part of the sky I could see was just PINK. It's dimmed a bit now but it was strong enough earlier that you could see it in NYC through the light pollution.

https://x.com/NWSSWPC/status/1844521229199270271
>UPDATE! CME passage intensified; things are favorable for G4 levels to potentially continue into night hours. Keep space weather aware at https://swpc.noaa.gov for the latest. We take actions to notify officials and critical infrastructure operators, so you can enjoy the aurora

>>16420005
Your hairline comes from your mother.

>>16419990
Shave.

>>16420018
Really doesn't explain it.

>>16420012
Based. I am near Chicago, and will have a look in the next hour, its almost fully dark here

>>16420007
That's how all number pads were layed out until the 90s

https://x.com/kbente242/status/1844524950029263093
>Auroras in Nassau, The Bahamas for the 2nd time this year… crazy!

>>16420010
>the sky has turned gay

>>16420033
Time to remove it.

>>16420033
https://x.com/Opitoc/status/1844525194288804123
>Incredible from East Hartford, CT.

Very gay

How likely is it to capture moving Starlinks in a time exposure of the Aurora?
I'm using a normie tier Galaxy S21. Any tips for aurora photography?

https://x.com/landon_wx/status/1844530323104706891
>Folks, this is not a joke. Get out with your loved ones if you have clear skies and watch this, you won’t forget this night. The aurora borealis will make the skies bright with color tonight all across the country!

Anyone wanna touch fumos?

>>16420041
yes me

>>16419956
Clark isn't bad either

>>16420041
Dogs are stupid

>>16420047
take that back!

>>16420038
Nothing ever happens

>>16420051
someone edit a chudjack looking at a screen with a speech bubble saying "nothing ever happens"
while a beautiful aurora is visible through his window behind him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v6dbxPlsXs

https://x.com/Tesla/status/1843922599765590148

1h 24min

>>16420038
>flee with your loved ones
>canada wiped off the map

>>16420052
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.

https://x.com/halocme/status/1844537088139723036
>MAJOR GEOMAGNETIC STORM NOW! KP=9- and Dst<-350nT.
>The main body of the X1.8 CME seems to have arrived with solid strong southward field and low proton temperature. We will see how long this lasts and what the flux rope type is.

https://x.com/chazman/status/1844535663624118748

is that Tom Mueller? from a line to the robotaxi event

>>16420052
Go back to the sharty you worthless friendless faggotlet little piece of shit

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844494427349532725

>>16420062
>>16420057
a bit chuddy in here

>>16420054
>streaming on YouTube
Based publicly held company

>>16420061
I don't know, but why would Mueller need to line up with the peasants?

the chinese manned space program has come a long way

>>16420072

>>16420067
>dood its like grass and stuff

Maybe we should pave the whole fucking area for the glories of "space flight" huh

>>16420041
that's a good idea


okay, I feel much better now

>>16420075
we should, unironically

>>16420071
that came to mind to me too, but Musk has a lot of aqcuintances and Mueller is not connected to Tesla itself and not working for a Musk company anymore
hasn't for like 5 years
so maybe they aren't meeting up socially etc, who knows

>>16419948
does this help

Going beast mode during the EVA and experiencing Third Man Syndrome on the Moon
(ironically, perhaps, on Shackleton crater!)

>>16419948
?

will there be edamame on Mars

>>16420081
No no, the one about the idea of a separate space board

>>16420087
warosu was down when that post was made

https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844544489597366663

>>16420067

>cant see the aurora in corpus
its over, go on without me

https://x.com/BTxRGV/status/1844485846369480906
> City of Brownsville Public Service Announcement
>We're informing you of SpaceX Starship’s potential Fifth Flight Test on Sunday, October 13, with a launch window between 7 and 9 a.m., pending regulatory approval.

>>16420039
I troubled by this. Not because of what it says but that it is needed at all. There is something deeply wrong with a society that needs obvious things constantly explained to them as if they are children.

>>16419878
IFT-5 delayed until October 31, if not later

https://x.com/SpaceX/status/1539299937795596292

Politics or Hurricane?

>>16420086
basedbeans are illegal on mars

>>16420096
krystal poster, dont click

>>16420096
>>16420098
Nice Krystal. It's a SFW one.

>>16420096
face the airlock

>>16419960
good

>>16419993
NC here, the sky is vaguely redder in one spot, but not in a way you'd notice independently

>>16420095
What disgusting audacity you have.
Sonics booms and supersonics are not something you can just intuit.
99.9999999% of humans need the concept of sonic booms explained to them.
Just because your sperg-ass forgot that it was explained to you when you were 11 doesn't mean you figured it out.

There is no issue with putting out the same info repeatedly. Those who know and understand will ignore the message, but the point of the message is to inform those who aren't aware.

>>16420098
Oxymoron

>>16420099
>Implying the physical embodiment of pure sex can ever be SFW

>>16420103
You sound like a faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/live/m-k63PziFF0

>>16420107
And you sound like a nigger who think's he's smarter than he is.

>>16419960
Summarize, I'm not sitting through an hour of soibeards giggling.

>>16420112
Stop crying. If you're too dumb to understand what amounts to a thunderclap its not SpaceX's problem or anyone elses.

>>16420102
Same in Chicago, a dull red glow but yawn. Its not happening like it did in May.

>>16420102
https://x.com/RobertByrn/status/1844551327507984562
>Hilton Head, South Carolina

It's a lot more diffuse that it was earlier. No real way to say if or when it'll brighten back up

>>16420120
May looked like this.

the warzone suggesting that the x-37b maneuver is part a of a program to develop spacecraft that can avoid attacks

>“We must conduct… responsible counter-space campaigning,” Gen. Michael Guetlein, Vice Chief of Space Operations, also said while speaking at the Defense News Conference in September. “This means we must develop capabilities to… protect and defend ourselves, but in doing so, we need to demonstrate safe and professional behavior in alignment with international norms of behavior, and we must work hard to protect the environment from additional pollution that could jeopardize the use of space for generations to come.”
https://www.twz.com/space/secretive-x-37b-spaceplane-to-use-aerobraking-maneuvers-to-rapidly-change-orbit

>>16420119
Except a sonic boom is the result of a build-up of waves and not the sudden explosion/implosion that forms thunder.
GG bozo.

>>16420124
>avoid
evade*

>>16420125
And? Do you think the technical aspects make any difference to a random person who hears a boom? You're still crying.

>>16420116
if you can't fire people who won't do their jobs or retire your organization will fill up with people who won't do their jobs

>>16420124
Dumb. Its more likely just to save energy in maneuvering around the orbit. Gravity assist + aero assist could be done to change orbit.

>>16420133
Thank you.

>>16420124
stephen clark is saying the same

>The Space Force has identified mobility in orbit as a key focus for its next-generation space missions. This would allow satellites to more freely move between altitudes and orbital inclinations than they can today. Commanders don't want a spacecraft's movements to be constrained by the amount of fuel it carries, allowing satellites to "maneuver without regret."
>Space Force leaders have discussed in-orbit refueling, more efficient propulsion technologies, and other ways to achieve this end. Aerobraking is another way to lower a spacecraft's orbit without using precious propellant.
https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/10/the-us-militarys-x-37b-spaceplane-is-preparing-for-a-novel-space-maneuver/

https://x.com/FutureJurvetson/status/1844547879282868718

8min

>>16420137
doing a demo at a movie studio doesn't inspire confidence desu

>>16420142
would need to go through some bureaucracy if it wasn't a private closed road

>>16420142
Well, no regulator has signed off on SAE Level 5 certification as yet, so its only appropriate to do a demo inside of a closed loop environment where things can be simulated to a degree but where regulatory constraints are flexible.

>>16420111
By an ad faggot

>>16420096
very important X post

>4k streaming option
BRING SPACEX STREAMS BACK TO YOUTUBE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v6dbxPlsXs

stream is live

>>16420154
4K60 w/ sweet ambient ost

>>16420154
Optimus humanoid robot army, Mars edition

one subtitle so far
>you

m*skcacas...
whats taking so long?

sneaked in subtitles so far:
>you
>here
>it

Song on stage and stream right now is called Driving to the Moon by Yarin Primak

Fox version of Optimus when?

>>16420154
I wonder if the board prevents Elon from streaming this exclusively on x

Damn I got baited by the 3 2 1

>>16420167
I doubt it

whens this fucking event starting

This music is making me smoke more pot

>>16420170
In ~8 mins.

>12 minutes delay
I am feeling good, Tesla bros.

i can't wait for the headlines tomorrow
>Elon Musk's much anticipated Robotaxi event leaves a bad taste in investor's mouths after being plagued by an hour-long delay and multiple technical difficulties

>>16420177
>never watched any spacex/tesla/neuralink livestream

>>16420177
its robotaxis? i thought it was humanoid robots. nobody gives a shit about another waymo.

Elon's always late to all his pressers. At this point I'm certain it's done on purpose because everything SpaceX and Tesla is an exercise in making the impossible, late.

Trump is going to make a surprise appearance in the new roadster, boosted by raptor engines

>>16420181
Waymos only work in like 5 places vs a restla robptaxi working everywhere

>>16420181
its both

https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844563459704496392

what the fuck

>>16420187
>elon wants mars to be like the one in total recall
pain

>>16420188
https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844564278218719490

BWEH. Too much emotion. Just like a rock concert

>>16420188
Vaxx continues to ruin our lives

>>16420154
the X feed is ahead a bit I think

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqJDkbjazvGV

>>16420188
Elon had a heart attack. Proof:
x.com/NakedPicturesOfKrystalFromStarFox/status/32t9561235

>>16420189
>he doesn't like three titted women
fag

>>16420182
The mercurial lord insists the public must listen to his sick mixtape to set the mood.

>>16420188
I saw an old dude have a heart attack or something at the Trump rally, and they paused the whole event to cheer on the first responders
Tesla is using the same trick, proving Elon is as compassionate as Trump is, impressing the audience and getting an ovation.

>spaceflight youtubers
young, diverse, intelligent
>tesla youtubers
old, male, white, moneygrubbers

>>16420188
ELON IS DOWN
I REPEAT
ELON IS DOWN!!
MARS IS LOST

>>16420194
Gay

>>16420198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZk3JL9NcBo

this is a better stream, "lex fridman" superchatted though not sure if its the actual dude

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844564353330315460

https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844563905470947746

>>16420202
I found a crypto scam stream with an old video of elon giving a talk but they used used ai I'm guessing to clone his voice to talk about a crypto double your coin event lol. 100k viewers

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844564812749210047

>>16420198
this is what happens when your company goes public. The people posting anti-starlink FUD on X are all $ASTS shills

>>16420200
what codename do his security contractors call him?

>>16420197
>the elites are shooting people with heart attack guns to prove their compassion
a grim state of affairs, to be sure

>>16420207

>>16420205
bit narcissistic ngl

>>16420207
Odd they have a Master Plan IV implied to be in writing when Part III is still at least a decade away from fully achieving.

>>16420207
Wish Elon would sell this dumb company and just focus on SpaceX.

>>16420204
>"you are experiencing a car accident"
they're already revolting wtf

>>16420213
I think its more self-deprecatory

>>16420214
The Third Reich ended early.
Part IV is next up, and will last over a thousand years

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1844565911875039702

>>16420217
>from zero to one
nah sounds like he's trying to do the whole "rags to riches" thing
and yes, i know its a joke about binary but still...

>>16420219
Why wouldn't the ambulance have carted him away in minutes? Its not like they have to treat him right there, in the crowd

>>16420223
everyone mvst be present for the future anon

https://x.com/WholeMarsBlog/status/1844565892438556944

>>16420219
Seems they've wrapped that up now and will start shortly.

My bet is that someone bought party favors and had a bad reaction and OD'd or someshit, which required ambulatory services. It's a trippy robot event, in Hollywood. Where drugs flow like rain does on streets. Highly likely its that.

>>16420224
Just administer naloxone, and sit him the fuck down.
He should be at the fucking hospital, there are 108K people watching on YouTube, I don't know how many on X

tell me the truth
how long until IFT5?

>>16420231
now

>>16420228

>>16420231
Depends on how much of a fag the FAA wants to be. If no faggotry, this sunday. If max faggotry, after the election.

>>16420228
2.1 million. is that concurrent though? who knows.

>>16420231
t-57 hours 19 minutes

>>16419991
I like the idea just because I hate tiles

>>16420228
All "Tesla channels" on youtube are hacked crypto scammer and those channels have been scamming people for 5+ years

youtube stream
>4k60fps, no delay, but 20 seconds behind
twitter stream
>20 seconds ahead, laggy, stuttering, 1080p if you're lucky

hmm

>>16420243
>20 seconds ahead, laggy, stuttering, 1080p if you're lucky
I've been watching without any delay on 1080p for nearly 40 mins.

First in thread for "Fuck Amazon Kuiper".

>>16420243
Set speed to 2x and it'll catch up (youtube streams are somewhat retarded)

>>16420026
well, male pattern baldness is said to be inherited through your mother, but of course women don't get male pattern baldness, so you need to look at males descended via females from your matrilineal ancestors: your mother's sons, her mother's sons, her mother's daughter's sons, etc.

>getting ready to watch an elon musk press event

>>16420247
Catch up to AI generated music for drugs and the looping Winamp plugin visualizations, you missed a lot in 20 seconds

>>16420247
you cant set the speed on firefox

>>16420247
Huh. Good to know.

>>16420082
accurate

>>16420255
Uh yes you can?

Jesus Christ, its past bedtime for all those wealthy East Coast investors

>>16420266
holy fuck it's starting
sldkfjghs;iufdhb[soinb;eb'[o

>giant fucking disclaimer
LMAOOOOOO

BOILERPLATE STATEMENT

Damn, I lost my Elon Presentation Bingo

live

>>16420272
Who the FUCK is this?!

>>16420271
on his way?

damn that looks sick

>>16420274
franz von holzhausen, the designer for tesla cars

>>16420274
Franz

>not Johnny Cab

Tesla is BACK!

damn that background noise
they need better audio mixing

>>16420281
>>16420280
Oh neat, I don't follow the car stuff so I didn't know. Robot cab looks slick

lmao classic Elon autism pose

>>16420288
>dear God don't let this thing kill me

>>16420096
concerning

Anyone else play with Smart Summon? I tried it out and it was neat seeing it drive around on its own and come right up to me. I saw people do a double-take as they saw it driving around with nobody in it.

lmao train autists are gonna hate this

>>16420293
I have HW3 so I'm worried it will spaz out

holy shit that backround audio
plz fix rn
very unprofessional

>>16420296
i dont hear anything

>>16420295
Probably will, there's a fundamental limitation to the camera sensor that you can't escape. HW3 has likely peaked. HW4 and 5 onwards is how robotaxis will succeed.

>>16420297
they're subliminal autist sounds

>>16420297
holy shit im so dumb
i had starbase 24/7 open in another tab

I'm glad they're going to flat wheel covers. it's the best for aero.

tesla has been promising robotaxis for 10 years

>less than $30K
damn, I would buy one

>>16420300
This happens to me a few times a week

>>16420305
my rattly old 3 does 95% of my driving with fsd. it's pretty close

goddamn, elon sucks at speaking

Guys real FSD next year, for sure, 100% this time, totally, just trust me :^)

>No steering wheel
It's over for Human

>>16420310
>pending regulatory approval

You are now aware that he's doing all of this better than the rest of the entire global automotive industry, while he's outperforming the entire global space industry and the entire global telecommunications industry

>>16420309
It's so dense, every single word has so much going on it it.

>>16420314
also Neuralink

Let someone else speak, Elon.

All those FSD clips are wild.

>he wants to use the computers in the cybertaxis for cloud computing when they're off
he really is an engineer

>>16420321
Imagine if it could mine crypto while you sleep

>>16419998
Not that guy but I know I'm in the clear. My mom has a full head of hair.

NotJustBikes btfo
autonomous cars are actually the solution

It's visible in AZ, but much more diffuse than the last time. Cant see any distinct features

>induction charging
what a massive waste of electricity

>destroying parking lots
how anti american
>>16420328
WTF IS THAT

robo sex van?

TESLA BREAD LOAF CAR

>rebovin

Some kind of metallic party loaf?

I hope they make version with a steering wheel though. Shouldn't be that hard since it's already drive by wire

20 people wow

>>16420329
robovan, seats 20 people

How many Jewish people can fit in the roboven?

stupid sexy robot

He keeps dunking on the entire industry so much, I bet its genuinely infuriating across the market to try and compete with one company that does this.

I'm sorry elon I really do like this all but do the robots have to look like they need to take a shit when walking

Oh sweet jesus

Oh God they're walking

>the future should look like the future
uhh that looks like an art deco car right out of the 1920s

>>16420344
BASED ART DECO

They really need to work on a more natural/faster gait for these things

>>16420137
Is that steve's daughter? i must fuck her

>>16420209
Antichrist

>>16420341
Human locomotion is an incredibly hard problem to solve. It'll take another decade before robots achieve it, but it starts here.

>>16420338
soon

>>16420347
its not a priority
the hands and upper body are more important for useful work

>optimus buddy
heh i wonder what "services" they will provide...

>what is love
hearty kek

>>16420344
>>16420348
Bitchin, let's get zeppelins back next

>>16420352
I bet it's not THAT hard, it's just completely pointless to change their gait for purely aesthetic reasons, and probably would make them less efficient

>>16420354
I feel like being able to move faster than 1/4mph is pretty useful

The actuation and degree of motion is absolutely wild. A lot of people are gonna miss what's being shown, but legit holy shit.

>>16420358
wait a sec...

They are so fluid it's insane

no sound?

That's it?

Would have been funny if Elon shouted "Optimus - ATTACK!"

>>16420355
Soon nandroid enthusiast, soon.

>>16420364
Its a movie studio, these guys are LA pros

>>16420352
with machine learning it's "solved" at least in being able to predict the motion. exoskeletons will make use of it if/when they get larger deployments (and individuals can have their specific gait finetuned into the model).
>>16420358
wasn't there some posts about bringing back electrically powered blimps for transporting goods?

>>16420361
Right, people are so used to sci fi robots that they won't realize how impressive this is

>>16420364
it's super quiet
can barely hear him on my laptop
audio mixing guy needs beat

>>16420368
god i want a cute robot wife so bad

Their sound guy is fucking shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTkuC_IEqCk

now that the robots are here to take our jobs away, how will we afford a trip to mars on UBI?

lmao there are two soundtracks playing atop each other

>>16420370
>electrically powered blimps for transporting goods
Who else had "sky pirate" on their future job prospects list?

>>16420379
we become prostitutes to satisfy the robot's sexual desires.

The sound guy for the Tesla Robotaxi/Optimus robot Livestream needs fired
TURN ELONS MIC GAIN UP

wtf the bartender optimus did a peace sign when someone did a selfie with it haha

lmaooo is the robot even serving drinks or is it stuck waving?

>the robot bartender just poses instead of doing his job
just like real bartenders

>>16420381
>sky pirates
are we really heading for the early 20th century's vision of the future?

lmao it didn't fistbump

Elon with Tesla also implicitly noted to NASA of the kind of hardware they can ship to the Moon and Mars in the future for transport between underground habs as stuff they would likely launch via Starships in the future. Especially if both the Robovan and the Cybercap are going to have overspecced AI hardware that can do distributed inference compute when not in use. Having large amounts of compute on site without needing to send the data back home unlocks a huge element in science missions in the future too.

>>16420389
God I hope so

https://www.tesla.com/we-robot

>>16420394
just autistically stared, confused. he's just like me.

>>16420391
Sexbots when?

ok how the fuck did i it just play rock paper scissors randomly like that

>>16420403
it's a guy doing mocap in some room somewhere, he has a live feed of the bot's cameras.

wake me up when a humanoid robot can flip and serve burgers

>>16420400
That'll be the MK3s

>>16420395
>Having large amounts of compute on site without needing to send the data back home unlocks a huge element in science missions in the future too.
i told you guys that data centers in space are the future

>>16420404
burgerflippers will flip out and burn tesla to the ground if they do that.

>>16420398

yeah it's probably tele-op but whatever, the hardware is still very cool.

why did a woman speak?

>>16420406
dang that's actually kinda hot.
i might be starting to turn around on the idea of robogirls, maybe they're okay.

>>16420411
AI = actually indians

>>16420410

>>16420407
Also, if robotaxis allow for us to do away with parking lots which can turn those large open spaces back into giant parks. That would be really really fucking amazing. That alone would be a massive socioeconomic benefit to every city in the world, and massively improve both the quality of living and improve the land value everywhere for everyone. Hell, it might potentially allow for a solarpunk future to arise. That'd be truly desirable.

>>16420415

>>16420416
oh my walkable breathable cities or something

>>16420416
or you could just...walk.

>>16420406
I'm so glad they went with the blank face look and not some gay robot face

>>16420415
vibes

Robots not too impressive tbqh but the argument 'worst it will ever be' does apply I guess.

>>16420416
its not going to turn into giant parks. economics hates parks. i've seen too many of them get paved over and turned into buildings.

TSLA status?

>>16420416
Would be cool. It's a shame that leftists hate Musk enough they'd be willing to destroy this because he wanted to build it

>>16420415
>faces 2 degree hill incline
>crashes

>>16420425
>tfw you will never have hot sexy dystopian policegirl bots rape you (by putting your penis in their artificial robot pussy) non-consensually for breaking the law.

>>16420422
Those are still prototypes. Also, they have stated they will be prioritizing factory work, cuz they obviously need to replace 150k wageslaves with roboslaves. The whole personal robo buddy isn't coming anytime soon, it's just stock pump.

>>16420425
Needs a little elbow grease. It's too...soft. I need fast, deliberate, motions. It should be able to jerk me off

>>16420415
This is just anti lightrail lobbying, similar to hyper loop being anti HSR lobbying

>>16420429
electric motors handle inclines way better than ICE BTW

/o/ is seething rn

>>16420436
trains are better than this, because at least on trains you have room to escape the homeless and crazies. there's no escape on the robotaxi.

>>16420438
about what

Hey it served a drink

>>16420439
Tesla should invest and push to build light rails for cities instead of autonomous busses, at least light rails look pretty when they cart around the poors (and keep them off the road too)

>>16420437
ground clearance issues, and the nose/tail need the be beveled

>>16420438
I'm signing up to be a Street Road Landlord!

>>16420440
the lack of a rear window or something

>>16420442
It would cost more and take longer and never happen

>>16420443
>lifts up
nothing personal

>>16420416
Soon enough all vehicles will be equipped with sophisticated guidance and tracking devices that feed their location, number of occupants, velocity and direction into a central computer run by an AI. There will no more manual driving. You will just tell the computer where you want to go. You will even be able to change your mind on the fly and the AI will respond perfectly. The AI will control the vehicles and determine the optimum traffic flow, ensuring everyone gets where they want to go in the most efficient manner possible, with the minimum of braking or waiting. There will be no more traffic lights or stop signs or giveaways. All vehicles will merge and cross seamlessly. The AI will also ensure you get to park as close as possible to your destination, as it monitors all free spaces at all times.
There will be no more accidents, except when the the terrorists hijack the whole system and convince the AI that all vehicles are an existential threat to Humanity's existence and it proceeds to lock all doors and drive them off the nearest bridge, cliff, or into each other at high speed.

>>16420442
light rails do nothing about the "nigger smoking fent on public transport and the police do nothing about it" issue

>>16420442
It costs between 500M to $3.5Bn per mile for rail in the US. The latter being the case for NYC with light rail extensions. The US' regulatory regime for any kind of rail expansion is more hostile than the majority of the rest of the world. This is by far the dumbest idea in this entire thread anon.

oh my goodness she is so attractive i wanna seggs her nowwww

wasn't there some semi serious political candidate recently who said "it would be cheaper to buy everyone without a car, a car, in X major city versus fund a single cent towards buses/trains"

Robotaxi + Optimus + Robovan + Unsupervised Full Self Driving world means we all move closer and closer to Vivy.

>>16420416
The real estate would be too valuable to convert all of it into parks, but converting them to more retail space would still be better than parking lots.

>>16420454
the point is that alot of people hate driving and dont want to own cars

Drunk driving when?
Legal in California and Texas?

>>16420453
i wanma stick my head under her dress and sniff around

>debuts robot taxis
>debuts robot bus
>debuts robot men
IFT5 following (hopefully) so close, and with a successful tower catch to boot would be pretty spectacular.
>>16420459
I wonder how they'll wake up passengers who passed out in the backseat on the way to their destination after last call?

>>16420458
Not enough, clearly (myself included)

>>16420461
whoever is managing the minifleet will drive over and handle it

>>16420457
It would depend on whether those parking lots are. A lot of the examples Tesla showed off were converting airport parking lots into giant parks. So I can imagine that near areas of national significance like large amphitheaters, monuments, airports, train stations, museums, etc., those could get converted into large parks for people to spend time in and around when they're on site for an event or traveling between areas during a layover for example. People flying would probably find it as a massive relief to go outside and sit in a park for an hour if they had a multi-hour layover. It beats sitting inside an airport, on your phone, suffering with the rest of the people who are as miserable.

Hell, the parks would double as social spaces and would allow people to connect again, and would lead to a much improved society that doesn't feel so isolated and constantly divided.

>>16420461
>wake up passengers
that's what the robot men are for

>>16420461
if you fall unresponsive, it drives to nearest hospital and runs red lights to get there fast

>>16420461
>I wonder how they'll wake up passengers who passed out in the backseat on the way to their destination after last call?
Geez if only cars had speakers in them

>>16420461
Probably set off a car alarm of the taxi itself when it arrives so that whoever at their destination will come get them.

erm why haven't they stacked the ship yet?

>>16420466
kek
>>16420468
>>16420469
I suppose if someone's not waking up from full-volume speakers blaring at them then it's off to the hospital like other anon said.

>>16420461
There is an onboard trash compactor

>>16420457
you dont need retail space when you just order shit online and have it delivered with a robotaxi + optimus

>>16420470
because they wont arm the FTS until getting a license. should be tomorrow afternoon

>>16420473
ordering shit online should be large quad copers dropping packages off on your mailbox-pad

>>16420474
didn't they get the license last time the day before launch tho?

>>16420476
i dont mimd this so long as it's quiet but it definitely is not quiet currently. mfw we trade gas cars for electric silence only to cede the silence to a constant buzzing all around us at all times

>>16420461
>pass out in the robotaxi
>fine print says you forfeit your human rights and are now owned by X corp
>you are sent to Mars as an indentured servant

https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844581161961508910

>>16420481
it's either this or charge an insane loitering fee for every extra minute

>>16420481

>>16420482

>>16420088
Ive seen the screenshot before. Someone has it

>>16420409
Implying burger flippers love their job enough to fight for it

https://x.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1844584720077815992

>>16420486
I bullied the space board guy really hard back then. feel kinda bad

>>16420409
burgerflippers will go home and finally kill themselves, as nature intended

>>16420163
Go back to the sharty. You gave it away with the cacas

>>16420488
poor minority families taking public transit with welfare bux to the good suburbs to trick or treat for the GOOD candy
(this was the Dall-E prompt)

>>16419908
/sfg/:
>"elon musk is bretty cool guy he break all the rules and shit."
Also /sfg/:
>"y u break the rules? ;_; "

They intentionally limited its speed and agility for safely

I am leaving for Brownsville tomorrow. Remember fags, the ‘official’ /sfg/ meetup is a trap by serial killers or federal agents. Trust nobody.

The other really REALLY cool bit that I think a lot of people might have missed is that Tesla announced induction charging for their vehicles. While it won't be as efficient as direct plugin. It does mean that you can designate sectors of a lot in the future as charging zones exclusively for cars and any EV that supports wireless charging can pull up, charge, and get essentially the equivalent to the time spent driving to that location and back, back, in the time it takes you to go to the store, do something and return. Maybe even a little bit more.

That'll have a profound impact on how lots in general are designed in the future. Now you don't necessarily have to dedicate entire sections to Supercharging carefully, though you certainly can for the added revenue if you want.

>>16420496
where's the official /sfg/ goon party?

>>16420496
The FAA will delay it. They can't give him such a win just before the election.

>>16420496
I already know what you look like. I can kill you either way

TESLA IS NOT SPACEFLIGHT UNLESS THE TESLA IS PUT ON A ROCKET NOW FUCK OFF
>>>/o/ >>>/g/

>>16420502
Optimus is most definitely spaceflight.

>>16420500
nah the white house will put out a press release that will be first page on every news site saying that kamala was able to get starship into space

>>16420502
we are allowed one day of musk related company discussion per week per GR69325

>>16420485
I'm not sure about the taxi, but I actually like the van.

What if we put Drumpf on a rocket to the ISS

>>16420417
>Musk gave the world the most faggy, DYEL sòybot possible and the muskrats slurped up that jizz without even blinking

>>16420509
>first president in space
That would be a very cool move, but he's too fat and old.

>>16420507
It looks like a big toaster and I don't hate it.

>>16420510
he made them DYEL so they cant do damage to people

>>16420496
>the ‘official’ /sfg/ meetup is a trap by serial killers or federal agents
One can only hope.

>>16420502
this is the price the FAA paid by being anti-human

>>16420437
I'm talking about the ground-hugging body

>SSSSCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPE

>>16420052
No but I have this

here we go again
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/10/10/california-reject-musk-spacex-00183371

>>16420521
Well that'll be entertaining since that's a hilariously cut-and-dry first amendment violation.

>>16420521
>Gretchen Newsom
>Gretchen Newsom is a prominent labor leader and advocate for working families, currently serving as the Political Coordinator for the Ninth District of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers (IBEW). She was promoted to this position in June 2023 after a successful tenure as Political Director for IBEW Local 569 in San Diego, where she played a crucial role in transforming the political landscape of the region.
weird

>>16420525
What's with these leftist whores being named "Gretchen"

>>16420521
I mean they have a point with the latter statement, but co-mingling it and predicating it via his speech makes it politically corrupt and regulatory overreach, so it'd become an open/shut lawsuit. It's like these people can't help themselves in blowing up their own cases.

>>16420511
If Shatner can do it, Trump can do it

>>16420521
Total commie death

>>16420521
Commission will be fought in court and disbanded.

BROS

>>16420531
He would complain like a little bitch.
Its too small, its uncomfortable, the wait was so long, and the ride was really short.
And he shit his diaper

>>16420534
It's become AWARE OF YOU.

>>16420521
>California Coastal Commission

Not a government body, just some irrelevant self imposed twats.

>>16420416
>Hell, it might potentially allow for a solarpunk future to arise.
Can't wait until all the people currently advocating for "solarpunk" inevitably turn on it and start calling it eco-fascist fantasy because Elon proved capitalism is better than their government-controlled utopia.

>>16420535
Kek, sounds like someone needs to dilate

>>16420538
>The California Coastal Commission (CCC) is a state agency within the California Natural Resources Agency with quasi-judicial control of land and public access along the state's 1,100 miles (1,800 km) of coastline.
>The agency’s commissioners, appointed by the governor and legislative leaders

>>16420249
spaceflight?!

>>16420082
His metaphor is batshit insane but he's right

>>16420546
You just love gargling Musk cum dont you

>>16420521
DoD already told them has no power on federal land.

>>16420521
courageous to go against af and 1a at the same time

>>16420534
The entire fucking sky overhead is on fire, I've never seen anything like it, huge bands flaring back and forth, wavy greens and that magenta glow. Unbelievable sight.

>>16420554
You sound like a redditor

>>16420554
cloudy where I am, can't see shit

>>16420510
If it can do my weekly house chores I will gladly pay 30k to avoid ever doing them again

>>16420559
That's been my luck time and time again, tonight's the first time I've had good viewing conditions and gotten to see the lights like this.
>>16420556
You talk like a faggot.

Spinning in a well

>>16420521
Kill bureaucrats and officials

>>16420561
You live like a nigger, you disgusting melanated PIG. Go marinate in your mud some more, fat ugly black bastard.

>>16420082
The funniest part is whoever wrote that is a wetback ESL Mexican. There's a couple of linguistic clues in that wall of text that Spanish is the anon's first language.