/sci/ - Science & Math

>>16069933
We sneeze to get rid of pathogens from our nose.
We yawn to get more oxygen in order to increase wakefulness

Electricity and chemicals and shit.

>>16069933
i sneeze because i don't want bright light in my body

>2024: you get arrested for whipping niggers
Fuck this gay modern earth

i yawned at this thread because op posted negro detyson grasseater

>>16070682
>Niel DeGrease Tyson-Chicken

>>16069947
>We yawn to get more oxygen in order to increase wakefulness
>in order to increase wakefulness
You failed there.

>>16071097
i inhaled so much oxygen i become transexual bringer of mangina

>>16069933
You can sneeze or yawn but only on the lips

>you can sneeze yourself in the mirror

If global warming is real how come Black Soience Man drives a massive gas guzzler?

>>16071097
Oxygen makes me feel energized. Maybe it's just you.

>>16069933
i yawn because im tired

You can stand over a mirror and watch yourself sneeze onto your own cock

>>16079610
>Oxygen makes me feel energized
>feel
>/sci/
holy fuck man the total state

>>16069933
sneeze because nose is itchy
yawn because tired

>>16080387
you can also do a handstand and balance a mirror on your feet, but you can't stand sideways looking down at a mirror and watch yourself sneeze onto your own cock.
can science explain this?

>>16080387
>You can stand over a mirror and watch yourself sneed onto your own chuck

>>16069933
He almost looks human in this picture, almost

>>16082514

>>16069933
Its 2024 and we still dont know why you can only kiss yourself on the lips

>>16084259
You can actually use fiber optics to tongue your own anus

>>16069947
/thread

>>16085470

>>16069933
I know why I fard and shid

>>16069947
op in shambles

>>16082517
negroes shouldn't be expected to look human, they are a different species. negroes are mutually fertile with chimpanzees, humans are not

>>16069933
They don't think it be like this, yet it do

>>16087649

>>16069933
We still don't know why NDT got a PhD either, or why he thinks he is a scientist

>>16089182
he claims to be a scientist even though he isn't one because thats how he makes money

>>16071097
Do you yawn while trying to fall asleep in bed, you fucking retard?

>>16090107
If he was honest about being a propagandist nobody would listen to him

he has a meltdown in this video over people noticing that he is a negro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN77kQ1A0-k
>NOOOOOO!!! STOP CALLING ME BLACK SOIENCE MAN!!!!!

>>16069933
why is he famous when real negro scientists get ignored?

>>16085470
Nobel prize material

>>16069933
Or why we sleep or what the fuck consciousness is. It's only the fucking core of our existence. No big deal.

>>16094943
literally never happened lying nigger

>>16069947
Now explain contagious yawning.

https://youtu.be/4NpG4F9yq00

>>16096528
Not him but it's not that hard to just pull a reason out of your ass, like readying to follow what the others are doing or just being social.

Can you really explain why any part of the human body is what it is though? You can see what it does. How it became what it is is wildly complicated.

>>16095603
the n word is racist

>>16096528
when one person hogs up all the oxygen by yawning everyone else then becomes oxygen deficient so they yawn to get more oxygen

Black science man is so smart you can tell because hes black and wears a suit

>>16099552
and because he is able to memorize and regurgitate some polysyllabic soiyence jargon and catchphrases

>>16100286
being a groid soiyentist isn't much different from being a rapper, they just memorize different strings of jargon and catchphrases

>>16102000
>trips of truth

>>16090414
Lol.
Die alone.

>>16095594
We sleep to repair (and as children, grow) our body. Consciousness is the perspective through which our simulating overlord see the universe.

>>16069933
Science nigga

>>16096528
Same reason you can feel it when you watch a video of someone getting hit in the balls. Mirror neurons.

>>16102000
>they just memorize different strings of jargon and catchphrases
thats schizophasia, college kids do that
>i said the big word just like professor dr phd does!!
>am i a big soience boy now!?!?!

>>16069933
>2024 we still don't know why the smoke detector chirps

>>16069933
We yawn so that Jesus can love our mouths & we sneeze when he finishes loving

>>16104190
>Science
Soiyence, N. Tyson is highly estrogenic

>>16104190
Astrogroid

>>16104248
do post op trannys still experience that?

>>16108854
Interesting question, if they do then thats proof they aren't real women

>>16090107
He is a movie theater manager

>>16096528
If you are with your fellow pack animals in, let's say a cave or high altitude, seeing your fellow pack member yawn may signify lack of oxygen in the environment. So you copy them, sucking in deep breaths.

>>16069947
Came to post this, fpbp

>>16069947
my sinuses are partially crossed, nervous system wise. So unexpected bright lights can cause me to sneeze. This condition isn't terribly uncommon, so I'm gonna debunk your preconception there.

>>16109536
>my pronouns are cottonpicker/porchmonkey

>>16072995
Good morning sir! Looking sharp!

>>16069933
> sheeiiiiiiittt

*chirp*

>>16069933
In a mirror, you can only sneeze yourself on the lips

>>16085470
REEEEEEEEEE!!! I had my bottom ribs removed for nothing!! FK U SCIENCE!!!

>>16110215
as if we needed any more proof