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Have you had your 217th booster yet, anon? The science shows that it's safe.

https://www.fau.eu/2024/03/05/news/research/researchers-investigate-immune-response-of-a-man-who-received-217-covid-vaccinations/

>The man who has now been examined by researchers at FAU claims to have received 217 vaccinations for private reasons. There is official confirmation for 134 of these vaccinations.

> “The number of memory cells was just as high in our test case as in the control group,” explains Katharina Kocher, one of the leading authors of the study. “Over all, we did not find any indication for a weaker immune response, rather the contrary.”

>> No.16058086

>>16058081
unironically saying gigavaxx is good for you this is surreal

>> No.16058127

>received 217 vaccinations for private reasons
He was probably a homeless guy taking the jabs for $5 to provide the unvaxxed with vaxx certificates.

>> No.16058156

They must have accidentally put some opioids in his vaccines

>> No.16058158

>>16058127
certified >>/biz/ moment

>> No.16058168
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>>16058081
GIGAVAXXXED

>> No.16058853

okay hear me out: what if the vaccine was a placebo all along?

>> No.16058856

>>16058853
>okay hear me out: what if the vaccine was a placebo all along?
But then who was phone???

>> No.16058860

>>16058853
>>16058853
placebos are used for double blind experiments right?

>> No.16058885

>>16058081
wait doesn't being near a jab already basically condemns you to a short life expectancy and horrible dna mutations ?

>> No.16058895

Lmao this world is so silly

>> No.16059496

>>16058885
they didn't test for that
just that his body has a strong immune response to the covid spike protein from early 2020 lol