/sci/ - Science & Math

tourists are stored in the balls

Landing time changed. Again.

> Update: Odysseus is now expected to touch down around 6:30 p.m. ET, and NASA's coverage will begin at 5 p.m. https://nasa.gov/nasatv/

if Korelev lived another 5 years

Cancel MSR. Too lazy to attach a photo

>>16038668
Glass the Earth, demigod war eventually

>>16038686
And cancel Dragonfly

>>16038697
The best argument against Dragonfly is that NASA is insisting on spending however many billions and a decade of time to send it to the least interesting area of Titan. All that effort to dick around on the equatorial sand dunes.

> 'Mars is well placed to exploit the asteroid belt' t. /sfg/
lol no

>>16038717
none of this shit will matter when we have QI drive propelled spacecraft

>>16038716
if only you knew how good things could be

another one for the list

>>16038721
But sand and a crater. Craters are cool!

so what's next for intuitive machines if their lander works? whats the business plan? who are the customers?

Next hop when?

>>16038746
Get out your seat and jump around, jump around

why the fuck is youtube full of elon musk bitcoin scam videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toDNnSBzgEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu0TUQD3DQQ

>>16038717
It takes almost twice as long to reach mars than a jovian moon?

>>16038758
>@corp-space00x3
kek

Reminder that hypergols are fucking dead.
People will either just go methalox or hydrolox or eat the mass of a medium pressure nitrous tank and whatever storable fuel they want.
Cryogens in space aren't that hard.

>>16038682
We could have seen the whole Soviet lineup get replaced by the N1 and family

>>16038717
wtf is this garbage

>>16038668
you will live in the bubble
you will eat more or less normal food in slightly different packaging

>Soyuz ICBM prepares for launch at Baikonur Cosmodrome

>>16038773
>doesn't know what a Hohmann transfer is

>>16038779
the tables are laid out like fucking shit

>Intuitive Machines-1 Lunar Landing (Official NASA Broadcast)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg2ffigGcYM

moon landing time

WE NEED A THREAD

>>16038779
He doesn't know aero braking

Really good webcast so far

>>16038783
Well, technically Moon Crashing Time, because we know that's how this story ends.

>>16038786
WE NEED A BOARD

>>16038758
Indians.
I've reported SpaceX[live] before with no effect. Probably an inside jeet denying the reports.

>First American lunar landing in 52 years in 1 hour
>/SFG/ dead as usual.

>>16038792
>First American lunar landing in 52 years in 1 hour
Maybe there's a reason?

Sexy baby girl

>won't land for another hour
zzzzzzzz, I'll be back in 59 minutes. I'm not listening to this nasa drivel.

sooo why did they use a methane engine instead of a hypergolic one?

>>16038797
because hypergolics are stupid and incredibly expensive for both the fuel itself and all the safety boondoggle that goes with it

>>16038792
no camera = no are
even the asteroid slammer had a camera

looks like they are using a prerendered video instead of a dynamic telemetry-based animation

>>16038801
Uhh EagleCam?

>>16038791
>>16038758
I've reported them and IIRC one actually got removed, but you have to keep in mind that there are ~1 billion Indians and around 50% of them have internet access. 100% of those produce bitcoin scam videos.

>>16038792
sorry I'm busy watching a NASA presentation and shitposting on /a/

I thought we were going to the moon
It's just two fags talking

>>16038808
at least they are white

>private ground stations
>methalox
>continuous landing burn just like apollo
this company is extremely based

Anybody got some anime odysseis to post?

>>16038792
Sorry, I'm playing アーシャのアトリエ, not much is happening for the next hour or so.

https://twitter.com/spaceflightnow/status/1760789214898335859
>In an update to previous plan, Intuitive Machines and NASA decided to pivot away from using Odysseus' laser range-finding system to instead using NASA's Navigation Doppler Lidar. This was originally intended as a CLPS tech demonstration.

>lunar tactical view
what are they planning?

>>16038808
they talk like starcraft commentators

X-COM vibes

>>16038816
just hot boy stuff

>>16038721
>Worlds await human explorers
we *must* give more aid to israel first

>>16038799
Glushko thunderstrike this heathen

>mass autism
It's all so tiresome.

>ben bussy

imagine inhaling loudly

>IM-1/Odysseus: For reasons that aren't yet clear (to me at least), Odysseus is using a different set of sensors for guidance and navigation, eliminating the need for a descent orbit insertion burn; the spacecraft is now descending directly toward powered descent initiation
welp, it's over I guess

>deScarteS
nasa hires imbeciles

oooohhh interesting...
nice that they got a fix working

https://x.com/sciguyspace/status/1760701425154183674
>During a press availability this week, the administrator for Commercial Space Transportation at the Federal Aviation Administration, Kelvin Coleman, said the agency is working with the company to try to facilitate the Starship launch-licensing process.
>"They're looking at a pretty aggressive launch schedule this year," he said. "They're looking at, I believe, at least nine launches this year. That's a lot of launches. If you're doing modifications and doing them one by one, that's a lot of work. We've been talking to SpaceX constantly around the clock, coming together and trying to figure out how do we do this. We're invested with the company, and so we'll work with them to get them back going as soon as they can."

Will this happen or no?

Clear live

>>16038847
Fuck off jewish shill

>>16038845
No but 5 will be good too and 9 next year

>black man on screen
>let's play some funk
Very subtle

>>16038750
>>16038757
this was such an awesome mission

>>16038848
>the girl named off
:O

>landing sensors were originally a tech demo
uhhhhhh

>>16038852
Redditard kys

>>16038855
no im too busy fucking off rn

>>16038852
Keek

>>16038853
It's NASA hardware it'll be fine

HEY IM-1 STREAM WATCHERS GET YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR HAND FOR A SECOND AND READ THIS >>16038845

>>16038858
but i thought Elon fanboys said NASA was dead

>>16038853
Kinda badass, NASA is ballsy!!!

>the united states has landed on the moon many times

>>16038845
They cant even do a fullstack properly and you want them to launch starship 9 times this year? LMAO

>>16038859
i already read it doe

>>16038852
ESL

>>16038859
no one cares about the stupid tin can lmao real space stuff is happening

So will there actually be any video from the lander? Or just diagrams and simulations.

>>16038861
NASA sucks at launch now, they're still good at payloads (aside from JPL corruption).

>>16038871
Lots of video if it succeeds. But don't expect it live

>>16038847
Link>?

>>16038861
>>16038865
>>16038868
holy seethe. the starship is the best rocket ever made.

>>16038875
just look up clear ch. on youtube boomer

>talk about Artemis for an hour
plz do

>>16038818
>>16038838
why dont these newspace companies create a mission control that looks like the deck of a spaceship? everyone's mission control looks so sterile or riced out.

Let's just get something out of the way: if IM can't land, HLS can't land
They better figure this shit out

>>16038873
Then it never happened And you'd be retarded to believe that it did.

>>16038888
based retard

>>16038888
/sfg/ is retarded

https://www.swg.usace.army.mil/Portals/26/docs/regulatory/PN%20Feb/PN_2012-00381_V3.pdf?ver=GBLBVfnoP3UTmTrf-xsCvw%3D%3D

Second tower paperwork in action.

>>16038887
I'm actually a little concerned about tall things trying to land on the moon, and the 1m/s touchdown isn't making me feel any better. If it tips like Slim, I will be displeased and fire someone.

>>16038895
at this point they should just launch from the South Pacific

>>16038898
Just invade Mexico and launch from private land.

>mission is already a success

>this mission is already a success
This thing isn't gonna land

its over

>women in charge of not CURSING THE MISSION

LYLE TURN ON THE TV THE LANDER HIT THE MOON IT HIT THE FUCKING MOON!!!

if it fails: it's a private company's work
if it succeeds: USA USA
NASA is somewhat hedged here

I want to fuck the moon

https://twitter.com/wapodavenport/status/1760799174818243022
>The IM spacecraft has lasers intended to determine altitude and horizontal velocity, "but the ones on the lander right now are not working," broadcasters say. The spacecraft is now using a NASA lidar system that was to be used as tech demo to guide it.
UHHHHHHHHH

>>16038906
neuro is mid

what the fuck is this room

HIS THRONE

>>16038915
what the fuck is that file name

>>16038915
Flat Earth HQ

COMMENTATORS
SHUT THE FUCK UP

IS ARTEMIS LANDING GONNA BE A BUNCH OF SOIBOYS TALKING OVER MISSION CONTROL?
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS

>>16038918
youtube screenshot addon

>>16038912
Fuck it we'll do it live

>>16038922
>>16038921
KEEEEK BOOMER RAGE

>>16038922
It's public outreach to get ppl interested in science/space/NASA
calmdown

>>16038922
sadly yes, too many talking heads

400 sec remaining

*they* don’t have the bandwidth to live-stream lunar landing telemetry?
Or NASA/the United States doesn’t have the bandwidth, like at all?

Is this a “them” problem, or a Deep Space Network problem?

>>16038915
Rumpus room, only shown in early seasons

>pitchover maneuver
VGH

>>16038931
yep no DSN help https://eyes.nasa.gov/dsn/dsn.html

>>16038931
they live streamed the Artemis flyby so i guess its a "them" issue

Im gonna cum

>https://www.youtube.com/live/Dg2ffigGcYM
You guys seriously not linking the stream? Wtf happened to this place?

>>16038845
Likely not. But getting permission for nine missions now can be used as an argument in future if FAA wanted to limit the numbers down from that.

>>16038838
I don't think that's the correct stream, that looks like the launch stream

AMSAT-DL is tracking

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2pPBCIpVGsM

>>16038668
if dubs, the mission succeeds

>>16038859
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT THE CUNTS AT THE FAA ARE DOING

>>16038939
>image
wtf what continent is that?

>>16038947
kangarooland

>>16038915
casino

>>16038948
This, you're just looking at it from an unfamiliar angle.

>>16038947
Australia your retard

>confirmed pitchover
LET'S GO

>altitude reading?
>silence
ITS OVER

if dubs it fails lol

uh oh...

>>16038948
>>16038952

bullshit, its not that big

>1000m
im scared bros

Does moonship make any sense? Why to put a fucking 50m building on the moon? Its too complex and inefficient for a 6 days mission with 3 astronauts. And you would need AT LEAST 10 launches to use this shit as a lander, and dont say "but i can lauch 100T to the moon" so i think whos gonna pay that? Because NASA just want a couple of instrument and nothing really heavy and theres no plan for a lunar space station

No telemetry on any stream means it's already dead. They just don't want to admit that their valves failed on lunar approach like all the other shitlanders

>>16038956
>ifunny
kys

This is so embarrassing. Sometimes it feels like America is a shell of its former self

>>16038955
1000m off the deck

>>16038952
This is a terrible projection.

>>16038961
>Its too complex and inefficient for a 6 days mission with 3 astronauts.
yes that's the point to shame NASA into bigger crews and more payload

>>16038956
>ifunny
I kneel

*whispering and girlish giggles*

>>16038939
it's here retard: >>16038782

>>16038968
>didn't say "iKneel"
i thought you guys were smart.

IT'S DEAD IT'S FUCKING DEAD

Does the can actually have anything useful in it?

>they can't get a signal

>>16038964
Just wait till Artemis astronauts die on a mission

FUCK

>ANOMALY
ANOMALY
>ANOMALY

ITS OVER

Yep it crashed. Fucking amateurs

a birb pooped on the antenna guys

100% dead

OH SHIT IT'S HAPPEING MOON JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

404

Reminder that even fucking pajeets managed to land on the moon in one piece. Let's go Brandon.

this is why I never watch this crap live what a waste of my time

Why is everyone fucking up those moon landings?

AMERICA HAS LANDED

RIP

>comm outage

>>16038992
No human has ever landed on the moon, there's bound to be technical difficulties the first time.

>no faith having anons ITT
the AI inside the ship is guiding it by itself, comms will come back in a minute.

JAXA, China, India >>> NASA and Russia (gays)

>>16038992
No white man to drive it.

>>16038992
space is hard

it's dead isn't it

Pour one out for Nova-C I guess.

It died, rip

>>16038961
>so i think whos gonna pay that?

NASA, the contracts are already signed. Seethe

Its joeover, we will try again next time.

>>16038999
It's so owari da...

>>16038992
India and China did okay

>>16038988
They had to crash Chandrayaan-2 before they got Chandrayaan-3 to the surface.

what the fuck is going on. How has the artemis program already have this many fucking failures.

>private space flight
holy kek when will they learn

>turn it off and on again

The aliens are gonna be pissed they have to clean up the debris.

Not a coom outage!

It's over

>>16039011
CLPS, not Artemis

Artemis delayed 3 more years.

>they can't find it
it smashed into the ground didn't it?

> Mission Director asking team to look at last good data.

"To shreds you say?"

>comms are hard
Tricky Dick fucking called some dudes up there one time, c'mon

>youtube chat going ballistic over GOON

Reminder that landing on the moon was a solved problem already back in the 1960's. It's been more than sixty years and we've only gone backwards.

wtf are they looking at

>>16039011
they outsource all their shit to private contractors so its a complete clusterfuck

female engineering moment

Yeah, communications tend to go out when you slam into the moon real fast.

Google X prize was a fucking mistake. Arrest the ppl who build these piece of shit

are we still gonna get eagle cam footage?

>>16038939
The anime spamming troon pushed all the traffic away.

>>16039006
Fake and gay

NASA just gonna pay the lunar lander, no the 100T payload

have hope, it's not over yet.

It's over

OFF ANGLE ROLL 8 DEGREES

>>16038992
It's everyone's first time, the indian one was their second attempt.

>>16039024
It's because all these retarded fucking companies are going straight for a moon shot instead of starting with LEO to practice like NASA did.

>>16039031
SpaceX doing nothing for 2 years killed those threads.

Did it crash or what?

so it's gone?

>>16039024
reminder that i would have sex with that

>>16039025
they're shitposting with us

It pitched over to do the obstacle avoidance thing, accelerated too much and lost control, going into a spin and losing contact. That's how it died.
I can see it in my mind.

> At L+3 minutes. Backchannel working on possible communications issue. Asking Goonhilly station to do a sweep.

Let it go. It's just a shell now.

>>16038992
Maybe they've gotten complacent whereas back in the day they had to really autismo to do it right. But weird that they can do mars with their eyes closed but moon is tough.

ITS ALIVE

https://x.com/amsatdl/status/1760808969205944413?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ

sounds like a "comms problem" if the lander went gonezo

>Off-angle
They fucking Kerbal'd it.

it did a slim?

>>16038971
Retard it shouldn't be posted just once, how new are you?

>it pitched before we lost it, maybe it landed off angle
the coping begins

>>16039048
?

>>16038992
No man with strong arms to manoeuvre it

>>16039050
lmao

did it land on the wrong side again?

It 100% crashed, and this will be used by retards as evidence of "America's decline" or whatever

>rotate a few degrees
>lose all contact
Can't they get these antennas to auto-track already?

>>16039048
WERE BACK

>>16039009
Japan too

>>16039058
Yup.

RETURN SIGNAL DETECTED

lads, i really think it's gone

RETURN SIGNAL TRACKING

ITS ALIVE

When will they put 100 starlinks around the moon to have real comms?

>>16039048
Retards

IS IT OVER OR ARE WE BACK?

>>16038992
These are smaller less funded projects, unlike China and India who were pushing for a national attempt.

>>16039058
Why not add pressurized clamps that would shoot out and prevent it from flipping?

RETURN SIGNAL TRACKING

Its just not that easy in communicationtry

>>16039044
Thank you /x/
Over to you /pol/

>>16039061
China simps are going to be ecstatic

>>16039061
>100%
a bit overconfident there buddy

>>16039057
have you learned nothing from BattleBots?!! Your bot needs to have a self-righting mechanism.

I wonder if that NASA moon rover is going to make it

bro just look up at the moon.

SIGNS OF LIFE!

>>16039061
Yes because it’s a valid point, no?

We did it boys!

>>16039048
>now the weak signal seems to have disappears now
it's over

wait a min WERE SO BACK BOYS

AMERICA WINS AGAIN

it's dead

> Eight degree excursion in roll during the landing, at 30 m. Post HDA.

In English Doc!

IT'S A FALSE SIGNAL

We all know what caused this.

Australian's are scanning for signal

>>16039024
It's solved if you have a hotshot pilot on board. If you try to automate it obviously it won't work

>WE'RE NOT DEAD YET

>>16039061
>America's decline

But thats true, stop being delusional

WERE BACK

This failure wouldn't have happened under a Trump presidency, just sayin

WpWERE BARACK

>>16039082
Space nazis stole my rover

>"We're not dead yet."

>we're not dead yet!

>>16039103
Jew it died

> "Signs of life. We have a recurrent signal tracking."

Someone turned on the microwave in the Break room.

PREDICTION: It either landed, or it didn't

NOT DEAD YET

>it's faint but it's there

>>16039100
Even the Soviets managed robot lunar landers. People are just being cheap niggers with the launch vehicle and propulsion.

>>16039082
Thanks /sci/, it was the jew's fault

>>16039104
BIDEN'S LANDING

Is it landing anywhere near the Haleys comet crater?

>faint signal detected
the chinese shot it down didnt they?

it landed and tipped over lol

Execute them and their families. This is a shame on our Country

FAINT SIGNAL FROM THE DEBRIS OF THE ANTENNA STREWED AMONGST THE MOON

the LRO take a picture of it soon

>>16039111
Wasted trips fuck off

Lmao the youtube stream lost 20k viewers after the lost signal

>>16039119
Anons, we're going to need a horizontal configuration for HLS Starship. Get to work.

yeah, it's gone. it's been gone for the last 5 minutes.

>our equipment is on the surface of the moon and we are transmitting
YOOOOO

>akward clap
It's so over

It fucking died

that was a pretty weak clap

did diversity kill NASA?

> Picking up faint signal from high gain antenna

Ghosts in the Ionosphere.

>"our equipment is on the surface of the moon and we are transmitting"
kek

>>16039102
Is it?

Landed a dummy payload on the moon. Clap. Clap. Clap.

WELCOME TO THE MOON

>>16039039
2 ofts, falcon heavy flights, a falcon 9 a week,vulcan centaur, new glenn, stoke, varda, polaris, axiom, rocketlab and firefly have all done things recently. It was the anime spam that killed this place.

They smashed it to fucking pieces.bThey added a backup battery to transmit a fake fucking signal,.This is awful

That was the most unenthusiastic space landing clapping ever.

>>16038668
sounds like odysseus landed but the high gain antenna signal is weak.
i bet their shit tipped over.

On the surface and transmitting means it toppled over.

>>16039136
No shit retard it fucking died

>>16039137
Unironically.

>not dead yet
>yet
Death confirmed for imminent

I don't see a fucking epic moonscape.

We can chant USA now guys

>>16039146
they knew there was something wrong there

"refine that signal"
lol

>>16039145
geeg do pol xisters really?

>>16039138
>sir we're reading indian israeli japanese at the same time

> "Odysseus has found it's new home."

Doubt.

btw guys my own spaceship also just landed on the moon, the signal is totally weak but trust me ok.

>>16039137
All of the people in that room looked white and male, but maybe I'm wrong because of the low light.

>>16039082
/pol/ is who created this place, newfag

I'm calling bs until they show a photo.

>>16039154
Nope it tipped its dead
>>16039159
Back to sharty retard

>"Welcome to the Moon."
How long until I can hear that the same way an airline pilot announces touchdown at an airport?

pics or didn't happen

Uhhhhh might want to hold off on reading those canned scripts there, guys

>>16039137
there's been a tremendous amount of mismanagement

What a disappointing landing

Ok fags, let's see the video then

Just tell us what the SNR is.

>>16039144
Nobody gives a fuck about Falcon launch #300 or those nobodies doing nobody things. Those threads got big because of Mars hype.

Reminds me of all the messing around they had to do on the Apollo missions with the different antennas.
https://apolloinrealtime.org/

>>16039161
A new grave more like

>>16039162
May I see the signal?

Its dead. Hes at a loss for words because its dead

Nelson spitting BARS

>>16039181
we're refining it, i'll get back to you in a bit

>>16039174
-140dB

>>16038895
>Boca Chica
>not Starbase
get with the times, you silly servants

Bring back Jim Bridenstine ffs.

i can't look at this reptiloid

Who let this senile old fuck speak?

STAY TUNED FOLKS

thanks for more snax, guys

>landed on the moon

I would fake a signal too if my company's future depended on it. Please stand by while we forge a landing photo in stable diffusion.

50 years ago when we last landed on the moon, humans watched it from their 10 inch black and white tvs. 50 years later we're watching it in 4k from a giant floating display on our xr headsets.

>no camera of the landing
>stream quality worse than twitch indies
>nobody knows how to talk

Jesus Christ NASA. Get some fucking 16y old vtuber girl to do this shit for you because you suck so much.

You stupid buttfuckers promised me cool moon pics.

Its over. Back to Starship news, SECOND LAUNCH TOWER AND 9 LAUNCHES 2024 LETS FUCKING DISCUSS THAT SHIT HUH???

so they're just pretending like it was successful?

that's it?

>>16038915
Flat Earth Society

>>16039197
deep

>>16038920
yup

Why are they acting like its a success?

>>16039197
While trading jokes with people distributed across all corners of the globe instantaneously watching together.

I bet it's sideways on the ground.

>stream is over with literally no footage
KWABOTY

>>16039202
KEK beat me to it

>>16039137
cost+

>>16039198
I would rip that loli clothes off and fuck the tightest pussy ever

Absolutely shameful

It’s on its side. They just lucked out from the antenna pointed towards earth.

>>16039213
Kill yourself pedophile you make anime fans look bad.

That's all? Where are the pics?

>>16039137
All big US corps are starting to fuck up. NASA, Intel, Boeing.

>>16039198
why 16 years old?
thats not loli dummy

>>16039196
there was definitely a feeling like he had to say that, i dont know if its smashed to pieces but something definitely didnt go according to plan

>>16039219
Cooking in stable diffusion right now

>>16039198
>16y old vtuber girl
She's in her late 20s maybe early 30s, bucko.

>>16039212
kek

>>16038992
because no Nahtzees were working on the rockets

bros we have a whole bunch more plus VIPER this year

does this count as the first real moon company?

>>16039219
Elon hasn't set up the broadband connection to the moon yet

This is actually fucking embarrassing.

At least other countries were fucking honest about what happened with their landers. They're really going to pretend like it fucking landed successfully when they aren't even getting a fucking signal from it. That was a lie or conjecture.

>>16039220
4N5Y we're going higher thank you pat.

>>16039175
We really did, we talked about it constantly until that literal tranny found this place and started spamming anime.

>>16039218
love is love

>>16039213
Live yourself ebophile you make anime fans look good.

>>16039024
bro I could land on the moon with a fire extinguisher and my ass but space is hard and doing it with slim margins is tougher than it looks, especially autonomously

>>16039220
it started with mismanagement with all of these places. of course, zoomers are borderline retarded, so the engineering isn't there any more either.

NASA LIED
ODYSSEUS DIED

>Soft landing but off normal position
So same as SLIM

>>16039209
>can barely get signal right now
>thinks they're gonna stream still-to-be-collected 4k landing footage
does anyone know anything about science on this board anymore?

WHERE'S MY FUCKING MOON PICS /sfg/

You guys think they would let me take Jack Links meat sticks on the ride to Mars? Shits tasty but idk if the snacks are justified

Peregrine would have worked

>>16039240
bad mismanagement leads to bad engineering in a lot of ways, if people skills aren't properly valued or assessed they aren't going to just build them up for no reason

EXCLUSIVE NEW IMAGES FROM MOON

>>16039234
To be fair China did the whole soviet style "announce it if successful shut up about it if it didn't"

>>16039244
maybe you shouldn't do the whole pat on the back song and dance routine if you "can barely get signal right now" eh?

>>16039249
of course youre thinking about gas station snacks fat fuck

>>16038686
Don't cancel MSR my livelihood depends on it

WE'RE BACK!!!!
https://x.com/amsatdl/status/1760813124507033964#m

>>16039259
If they are getting signal it means it has successfully landed, faggot

>>16038721
sauce

>>16039260
>t. Dorito stained finger licking lardo with a months worth of snacks in pantry

"Send more paramedics."

>>16039262
Call me when they can actually downlink some bits.

>>16039266
lol

>>16039263
>successfully landed
landed. that's all that can be said atm, assuming the signal is actually from the lander

>>16038757
sauce

>>16039232
It's gonna be great

>very faint signal
kek

>>16039265
dont project your love for jacks cylindrical meat onto me

>>16039263
>successfully landed
is it even upright lmao?

>>16039271
>crashes and gets destroyed
>antennas or electronics dead, no signal
>lands sideways or upside down
>antennas not normal to the surface, no signal
>lands correctly
>signal
It's not that difficult, retard

>pictures taken moments before disaster

>T+30mins already
>best signal is barely above background
Anons' I...

>>16039272
https://vimeo.com/347565673

>NEXT TIME ON DBZ
>restarts at s1e1

Spherical autism killed the lander. If they had flattened the tanks it wouldn't have toppled.

"Hello American friends! Is John and Tibor broadcasting from Moon!"

>>16039291
Short and squat may be the only way to do landers. I'm sorry Alpacabros I misjudged you

> There are two hemispherical downlink antennas so it is a bit of a mystery how the comm can be so bad if the vehicle is upright.

Well, funny story...

>eats your lander

>>16039089
>>16039102

No.

HOLY SHIT PEREGRINE RETURNS

*dial tone*

>>16039298
landers

>>16039302
One of the most homosexual screenshots ever posted on /sci/

there are kids right now just being born and they'll never know a world where the moon wasnt commercialized

>>16039236
>thread boogeyman
dude no one but autists cares about rockets if they dont have an implied future or cause for humanity, if you dont have the mars cope people just lose interest and ask for everything to get defunded again

>>16039295
too bad alpaca was so fat. i like them thicc but twr<1 just doesnt do it

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PHOTOS

>>16039295
The only thing wrong with Alpaca was that she couldn't take off again.
>see Rocket Principles, NASA, available at
>https://www.grc.nasa.gov/www/k-12/rocket/TRCRocket/rocket_principles.html
>/k-12/

>>16039037
everybody knows how to fly a spaceship around, that part is solved
the issue is the landing, the last three meters of descent

>>16039307
Good.

>>16039302
>american startup
okay now i get the angle theyre going for

Where's my HD moon surface footage? I stayed up just for this.

>>16039266
kek

>>16039236
You mean the anti-anime schizo?

yeah its over

Is it over?

>Even the NSFchuds have ended their grift
It's over lad

>>16039295
How many times are they going to tip over starship on the moon before we get back to shortys? Lunar starship is becoming increasingly ubsurd to me. It's like trying to land a jumbo jet on a gravel bar in a river in Alaska. Once there's infrastructure to accommodate it sure, but it's not going to work well off the rip

I don't like this new twitch chat style internet where everyone just drops one liners and ignores each other

Totally a success guys! Check out these new photos from the surface of the Moon

>>16039328
it's over

>>16039328
blow it out your ass

>>16039332
balls-ball-b-b-b-ball-balls of steel

>>16039308
>>16039321
K

>>16039326

>>16039326
>FUDism
>SpaceX not good
>John Oliver metaphor
>we should wait

Did you ever doubt it?

>>16039341
Pax Americana is dead, though

>>16039336
is this interpretable as meaningful information to you

Another American failure, embarrassing...

Space bros... how can we still justify the moon landing was true? After all theses failure moon missions in the last years, how can we explain to normies we cant land a shitty plobe now days but we did land two men and bring them back safe to earth 50 years ago... Maybe im driving crazy but... Im starting to believe in moon deniers