/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15982603

I'd ask him whether he can kiss himself in a mirror anywhere but on the lips.

>>15982603
I'd ask if he could jump 5 stories and if he's satisfied with getting his phd through fraud.

https://youtu.be/4n4rBrs5-LY?t=11

Will you collaborate with Mr beast

>>15982762

>>15982603
When a Black woman is speaking I keep quiet and listen

>>15982603
I'd ask him to rape your ass

>>15982603
Are there more stolen bikes in your garage than the number of atoms in the universe?

>>15982603
Ay yoo what the fuck?!

>>15982603
i wouldn't ask him anything. i'd listen to what he had to say. and that's what no one else did

>>15983767
should i been worried that i recognize this quote or is it common knowledge?

>>15982603
What has been your contribution to the human species. And awareness doesn't count.

>>15982603
This dude is a clown, and not the good kind

>>15983776
yes you should be worried

>>15982603
How old are you bro?

>>15983776
>>15984538
It means you're /tv/ brained

Why does the hallway chirp?

>>15982603
why did you pussy out from debate with eric dubay on JRE?

>>15982603
Does it hurt when Carl Sagan thought of you as a nigger ?

>>15982603
Who is your favorite black science man?

>>15985313
Twum

>>15982603
do you drive a massive gas guzzler because you know global warming is fake?

>>15983715
Looks like Niel found deGrasse

>>15982603
If he want's to split a spliff and listen to my cosmology.

>>15987950
BSM would not do that. That is an imposter.

>>15982603
Why do you think there are more than 2 genders and is It because you're a jew trying to subvert science.

>>15987950
Newsflash: black science man is a narcissist who doesn't care about you.

>>15982603
ask him to prove the curvature of the earth

>>15982603
it would be interesting to know the details of his relationship with ghislaine maxwell, but he would just lie about them if he was asked

>>15982603
>Why don't you stfu already? You're a low IQ 70 year old boomer.

>>15988513
CARLOS!

>>15982603
If 13% of the population was responsible for 52% of crime, what would be the most efficient and effective method to reduce crime?

>>15991093
he doesn't understand that level of math

>>15985211

>>15982603
I would just keep to myself and avoid eye contact

>>15982603
sanpaku eyes

Why did you rape those women?

>>15982603
why r u a nigger. I already understand why your black

>>15986853
tsmt

https://youtu.be/p--GfVXfNa0?t=11

>>15982633
Kek

>>15982603
I'd ask if I could get a coffee or something

>>15982633
he would probably start seriously explaining to you how thats impossible

>>15988738
Yawn

>>15997064
he would probably run to the bathroom, lock himself in and start kissing himself in the mirror and jacking off

>>15982603
>gimme yo lunch mony fatty

>>15996995
tsmt

>>15982603
>pedo 'stache

https://youtu.be/Ds2bMtJla70?si=QWoWGJDxdROwpKyD

>>15982633
>do we know if the mirror is calibrated correctly?

>>15996995
perfect

>>15986853
She looks more like a scientist that he does

>>16005394
he is a movie theater manager
she is a scientist

If he got his fall booster

>>15982633
I'd ask him how'd did the mirror knew the ball was behind the cup?

>>15988513
KEK
>>15999999
>>16000000

>>16006796
I think its weird how much animosity most of /sci/ has for Dr. Twum given that she is a real working professional scientist. All that same people who loathe Twum regardless her credentials will then turn around and absolutely worship brainlet youtube "influencers" and people like Greta who never even graduated high school.

>>15982603
If you were alone in a universe, with no other matter, what speed would you be going? If you were to accelerate, what speed would you be going? Would acceleration in such a universe produce the normal effects of inertia?

>>15982603
Neil deGrasse Tyson is an American astrophysicist and advocate of science and free thought. Like Carl Sagan, Tyson is often heralded as a champion of science and rationality on websites like 4chan and Reddit.

>>15982603
Hey OJ why do you look like Will Smith? Will Smith, how did it feel to punch Chris Rock? Eddie Murphy, what was the deal between you and that transvestite hooker? Bernie Mac, how come you died? Oprah, why are you so fat, Don Cheadle?

>>15982603
id ask him where his favorite place in the solar system is.

>>16008849
https://neildegrassetyson.com/media/pdf/1993-AA-275,630.pdf

>>16008849
Why the homophobia?

>>16008391
>Eddie Murphy, what was the deal between you and that transvestite hooker?
NDT was that transvestite hooker

>>15982603
I would ask him to STFU & GTFO

>>16011539
lol
why are scientists all such degenerate mentally ill faggots?

>>15982603
>What would u ask black science man if you met him
Why do you tell people what science is if you have no degree in science and are not a scientist?

>>15986853
Would

>>16013745
she is a dyke

>>16015008
george is right

>>16013731
ridiculously enough, he has a phd. this just goes to show how meaningless and worthless the title "phd" really is

>>16007622
/sci/ is racist, thats why so many people here hate the twum meme

>>16018237
I'm not a racist, I'm a eugenicist

>>16016975
He said that calculus was hard.

>>16018263
how did a guy who has trouble with something as basic as calculus end up getting a phd in astronomy?

>>15982603
>Why are you black?

>>15982603
where do you get your ideas from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD0S1rH8AiE

>>16018713
For a lot of people, calculus was pretty challenging for them. When I was in undergrad I did math tutoring and you wouldn't believe how many students who went on to be basically straight A students were pretty close to getting C's or lower in their first calc courses.

>>15982603
I'd ask him yo explain his gender identity comments. Especially what he meant by "feeling 80% female" actually quantifies as, and if he was intentionally quantifying a qualitative concept to give it more authority.

>>16013368
scientists literally fuck dogs.

>>15982762
He'll do it to try and maintain relevance sooner or later

>>16020418
That dog was asking for it

i would ask him what a set is

>>15982603
I'd ask him if he feels smart shouting basic shit at the top of his lungs at everyone in earshot.
Fuck Neil. He's a shitter.

>>15982603
>I will ask

Why do black people predisposed for dinmdoo nuhhfink??

>>16020998
if he wanted to be a "science communicator" he should've studied communications. there were actual qualified people who applied for the position he was gifted and those people were all turned down so that an unqualified person could be hired.

>>15982603
hello sience colored, why does my pp get hard when being humiliated by a humane with an innie instead of an outie? thank and god bless

>>15982603
Nothing. I would just shake his hand for having the restraint not to murder you pathetic, disrespectful and unaccomplished fucks.

>>16021858
>congratulate black man for not being violent
impressive

with any published astrophysicist
>ask about the nature of distance in space and the nature of nothingness
>discuss light
>propose that everything is merely a form of it

>>16021858

>>15982603
How he feels about Einstein being a plagiarist and cousin fucker while offering no contribution to science whatsoever.

>>16023122
He never learned enough physics to judge the meme jew soiyence god on the merits of his work, so he would just repeat the same common media memes you were drenched with daily since birth about st. einstein the atheist god of soiyence being the smartest creature to have ever existed. You have to be able to at least pass undergraduate physics classes to understand what a useless no-talent einstein was.

>>15982603
could you please stop being a negro?

>>16025643

>>16013745
she is an outspoken lesbian, she isn't interested in you