/sci/ - Science & Math

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>>15974026
No

>>15974026
Just like you're doing with this thread?

>>15974052
What's he advertising?

>>15974059
His virginity

>>15974067
Grow up anon

>>15974071
just joking

>>15974026
I have literally never heard of ozempic before today.

>>15974026
>Semaglutide wins again as always
Mindbroken

>>15974026
>Experimental drug
>Hyped by pharma-sponsored media post
>Idiots take it

Who's at fault here? The media, the producer of the drug or the people who so easily fall prey to market schemes?

>>15974026
>Ozempic advertisements
I honestly don't remember this, but I googled it and it seems to be diabetes medication. What was it like?
>hey, are you a fat, diabetic NEET? Try this new diabetic medicine!

>>15974212
Probably the government that lets it's citizens be used as pharmaceutical profit organs

So if they knew that they would get hit out the ass with lawsuits and released it anyway, what was the point? That the profit weighs more than the penalties? Surely a judge could deliver a multi billion dollar judgement to remove all profits? What was the point in maiming people?

>>15974026
why does this only happen to a very small number of ozempic users?

>trust the soience
>end up with lifelong debilitating health problems
why is this so common?

>>15975365

Great, we're headed into a future where landwhales have uncontrollable sharting problems.
Thats going to be so pleasant.
Nice job science, way to go.

>>15977339
>landwhales
>uncontrollable sharting problems
Choose one. Bowel problems cause weightloss.

>>15974246
>>15974212
all of them

>>15977378
and people who have out of control emotional eating disorders become land whales who then take drugs to try and stop being fatsos instead of addressing and fixing their emotional problems.
the drugs will only allow them to lead long lives of eating nonstop and then sharting it all out uncontrollably everywhere they go without getting fat while the alternative was having them die young of obesity after an abbreviated lifetime of controlled sharting that was limited to appropriate sharting locations.
I hope you enjoy going to the grocery store only to find out that, thanks to science, someone sharted all over al the food

>>15974026
those are paid shills suing Novo Nordisk

>>15974026
>be retarded land whale
>want to lose weight
>don't want to stop eating
>buy drug to instead slow digestion
>get more hungry
>eat more
>start shitting more
>get more hungry
>eat more
>start shitting more
>gut is injured from overfeeding
>hospital has to remove half the gut
>will have diarrhea forever
>sue drug manufacturer

No bros, I'm sorry, I'm done, I can't consider these people human anymore.
They would have died in nature in 5 seconds.
There is no way you can be this fucking sheltered, unaware and out of control of even yourself.
I mean at that point, does the "you" even still exist, or is it just some unmoderated primal expression of greed, lust and hunger?
I mean, holy fuck bros, we're so fucking fucked.

>>15977669
You're right. Obesity rates vary widely worldwide but it's just emotional problems. Just will power problems. No corporate involvement anywhere.

>>15977669
That's an interesting case of regulating markets versus free markets. Wouldn't it be better if the government banned production and consumption of poisonous food or would that create underground black market cola and tortilla chips dealers?

With ozempic the food can sit in the stomach so long it goes rotten.

>>15977669
Its gonna be even worse than India, at least they can keep the sharting in the designated location

>>15974026
I wonder what the paid shills are shilling currently

>>15974026
Brutal. Those are the consequences of trusting corporate soience. Only imbecile morons do that.

>>15974212
The pharmaceutical company. The masses being stupid isn't a justification for allowing vile parasitic behavior from corporations. That's the sort of justification the Sacklers used for bribing doctors to overprescribe oxycontin. They also suppressed research that show the true addictive properties of their drug. People need to be protected from themselves but also from evil companies. No one wants to live in a world such as you advocate for unless you're one of the unscrupulous parasites who want to make money from the suffering of others.

I take Ozempic. I have for well over one year now, one injection administered by myself in my belly every week. I went from 230 to 145-155 and look slim and athletic, I'd say 60lbs of that was just from eating less, walking just slightly more-- I'm a pretty sedentary lazy guy, I don't workout and didn't. Now I just do home calisthenics to try and improve my now skinny-fat physique, which is going well. I got sick with diarrhea and vomiting the first couple weeks about two episodes, but I was also still gorging myself with gross shit food before bed. Now I just take it whenever I feel like and I experience zero side effects, so far at least O_O

this is God punishing them for being lazy fucks.

>>15980144
>ramblings of a moralfaggot that gets his rhetoric from 60 minutes and reddit
Iatrogenic addiction from opioids is less than 1%. The parasites are the ones who fabricated the opioid epidemic, counted any death as an OD (like they did with COVID too), scapegoated doctors, diverted tens of billions of additional dollars to law enforcement, diverted billions of money freely to drug companies again (muh narcan) and installed prescription drug databases in all 50 states. You are a useful idiot to them.

>>15977686
Correct. If you are obese or even overweight it is entirely your own fault. I am /fit/ because I eat healthy, do not over eat, and I work out and do cardio regularly. If I didn't fall prey to "muh corporation made me fat" boogeyman then why did you? Well the answer is simple - I am better than you.

>get diarrhea
>Get thin
How is that bad.eat more fibers. Ozempic seems to make the body to battle against goyslop

>>15980726
>If you are obese or even overweight it is entirely your own fault. I am /fit/ because I eat healthy, do not over eat, and I work out and do cardio regularly.
I'm not fat if you're implying that, I'm actually mildly underweight. I'm not saying physical activity and eating healthily aren't good for your health.
How do you explain the significant variations in body weight of similar demographics in different countries? It's very obvious laws can have a large effect on eating habits. You're just ignoring evidence and thinking backwards: because you're not fat, corporations didn't make you fat and therefore they don't make anyone fat. It obviously isn't logical.

>>15980828
>corporations didn't make you fat and therefore they don't make anyone fat
Correct. Lack of self control makes people fat. Unless you are telling me the laws of thermodynamics are wrong then if you are fat it means you are an over eater. It is that simple.
>the corporation made me over eat!!!
no, you made yourself over eat.

>>15974026
>O-O-O-Ozempic!
Advertisements that use slightly altered versions of real music shouldn't be allowed. It's scummy business practice that preys on nostalgia.

>>15974212
Satan

>>15981110
A lot of the people who become fatsos do so because they're alcoholics rather than overeaters.
Booze is very high calorie stuff

>>15974026
4chan has been overrun with paid shilling going back to the days of the 300 & WHEN I WAS and Reese's Puffs memes

>>15974026
americans will do anything but take accountability for their diets

>>15983803
>reeeeeeee!!!! I hate america!!!!!

>>15980786
>How is that bad.
because they go around in public places sharting on everyone

>>15975365
because all solutions necessarily create more problems which have to be solved
that's true about all technology, everything has trade-offs... money, capitalism, liberalism, roads, refrigeration, computers, social media, the nuclear bomb, gas-powered vehicles, aspirin
they were all created to solve a particular problem but create new problems as well

>>15980144
>de ebil pharmaceutical and food industry did this
That's the free market at work you fat commie. Maybe have some willpower and learn to read the label if you can't put the fork down

why is it only women who get uncontrollable jets of shit spewing out of their asses

>>15986202
>>>/pol/

>>15974026
opium will cure that problem very easily

>>15974026
A large part of 4chan seems to hold two contradictory thoughts:
1. 4chan is overrun with shills and trolls arguing in bad faith
2. 4chan is a great place for honest and open discussion.
They usually reconcile the conflict with the comforting delusion that they can tell when someone is sincere and when they aren't. In reality, they decide this based entirely on confirmation bias. Those who think themselves immune to propaganda are the most easily propagandised of all.

>>15987021
Based tincture of opium prescriber. NPCs seethe at the mention of it, are shocked to find it can be picked up at the pharmacy, and are dismayed when they hear it's just for the the runs. NOOOOOO THINK OF THE ADDICTERINOO. Seethe retards. Been in use for centuries for this purpose.

>>15987130
>t. i know propaganda when i see it, everyone who disagrees with me is wrong

>>15986264
>everyone who calls out my lazy fatass is from /pol/

absolutely rent free, holy shit

>>15986264
Stop eating so much and get some exercise, it's that easy you fat mutt. You don't need to shit your guts out like your fellow whale here

>>15987134
>are shocked to find it can be picked up at the pharmacy,
even more shocked when they learn it can be grown in a garden and extracted with water.

>>15974026
Imagine paying for diarrhea when you can get it for free

>>15988095
That's literally what I was talking about dum dum

>>15990696

>>15990819
no it wasn't, you have no self awareness because your iq is too low

>>15980706
>>15980706
>O_O

Kill yourself pedophile

>>15974026
>t. out of work personal trainer

>>15977675
>>15977675
>I mean at that point, does the "you" even still exist, or is it just some unmoderated primal expression of greed, lust and hunger?
no indeed it does not. Normies are literal meatbag abominations. They are unironically p-zombies.
They're a fucking calamity on this earth, and I will not be sharing this plane of existence with them.

>>15992663
You don't even have regular awareness it seems

there was a pretty good thread about this topic on sharty's science board

>>15993326
That should come as no surprise

Shitzempic.

>>15974111
Guys I found the center of the universe

>>15994875
Took you long enough.

>>15993326
sharty's /g/ /sci/ combo board is pretty nice

>>15980144
This board is full of kikes, even worse than pol. TKD is a must if you want to end this madness and kill all those parasites off society

>>15992761
>t. some fag who can't control his urge to masturbate to porno 10 times a day
you have as little self awareness as fatties do, only thing that make you different from them is that your out of control self pleasure addiction doesn't show externally

>>15997451
Gluttony exists in many different forms

>>15977825
Imagine the braps

>>15994875
lol

I can't fathom the effort it takes to become fat. I struggle to maintain my weight and I'm a lazy piece of shit

>>15999058
you sure do seem to like talking about yourself on social media

>>15974026
>FOREVER
I feel like she'll probably die at some point

>>15999058
That's what I used to say, before turning 30.

>>16000764
>That's what I used to say, before becoming an alcoholic
its not your age that made you fat, its the fact that you consume more calories than you burn every single day.

>>16002223
>>16002223
1. I'm not fat 2. I gain weight more easily

I have to do a bunch of exercise I didn't have to do in my 20's, just to maintain my weight. Being a sit down nerd doesn't work anymore

>>15981250
>O-O-O-Ozzzzzemmmmmpic....
>Autosharts
>Whooo!

>>15974026
Do the makers of Ozempic also sell toilet paper or adult diapers?

>>15996058
its all /g/ doe

people will put up with the side effects if it means they look better and don't have to exercise.
this is where we are as a species.

>>16002597
lol stfu fatso

>>15977675
Not what happened according to the article, retard.

>>16006807
You're 12, you don't know anything

>>16007740
>You're 12, you don't know anything

>>16004145
yes, the later

Amazing how a drug that harms its users passes FDA approval with flying colors.
Are you going to keep on "trusting the science" after seeing that?

>>15974279
pharma companies clearly don't care about legal penalties, pfizer has paid more fines than any company in history, they just see legal losses as a business expense

>>16008671
This is what passes for debate on /sci/
Just admit you're all trolling teens and you couldn't give a fuck about science, logic, or anything.