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This is the plaque installed onto the Pioneer 10 space probe in 1972 to represent humanity to aliens and tell them where to find us for conquest and/or assimilation.

What would it look like if it was designed today?

>> No.15967172

I'm going after it when I can.

>> No.15967175 [DELETED] 

>OMGG IT HASS RERRRRR BPACK PEOPLE OR SOMETHING AHHHHH
>>>/pol/

>> No.15967188

mayb ethe chick would actually have a vagina instead of it getting censored by batshit insane people

>> No.15967244

>>15967167
how would this help them find us? it's just a bunch of lines. surely, there are other places that have lines too.

>> No.15967261

>>15967244
well, the craft's speed and direction might tip them from where it came from.

>> No.15967277

>>15967175
/pol/tard on vacation on /sci/. This board is the most antisemite after /pol/.

>“But you are anti-Semitic, my fine mooncalf! That’s vile! It’s a prejudice!”
>[F.:] “I have nothing in particular against the Jews insofar as the Jews are what I would describe as slobs like everybody else, bipeds in search of their soup... They don’t bother me at all. As such a Jew is perhaps the same, on the job, under conditions of equality, as a Breton, an Auvergnat, a New Caledonian native, a “child of Mary”... It’s possible... It is rather Jewish racism against which I revolt, against which I harbor animus, against which I seethe, unto the ends of my benouze!... I’ll shout! I’ll thunder! Those racists certainly howl well enough themselves! They never relent! with their abominable pogroms! with their secular persecutions! That’s their gigantomaniacal alibi! That’s their great cake! their cream! Don’t bring me that trunk through which the Jews drolly rummage for histories of persecution! foutre bite! I’d rather believe my own eyes! If only they hadn’t deployed so many zouaves all over the surface of the planet, if only they hadn’t shit away so many men, then maybe they wouldn’t be taking such a beating!... Those who have hung a few of them, had well had good reason... Those Kikes had best be on their guards! Patience becomes worn, then lost... a pogrom doesn’t come about for nothing!... A pogrom is a great success in its genre, an implosion of something... It is not humanly possible to believe that others are all uniformly shitty... That would be too facile...

>> No.15967304

>>15967188
The human (female) body is sacred, chud

>> No.15967321

>two genders
It's basically universal hate speech.

>> No.15967358

>>15967304
just a bullshit posthoc justification christards use for being fucking terrified of pussies

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>>15967167
/biz/ designed a new plaque some time ago. I believe it is more appropriate than the current one

>> No.15967410

>>15967261
if i see a car driving down the street, i dont assume it's from they came from the local McDonalds just because they're in the same direction.

>> No.15967415

>>15967410
yeah but you're not aliens in space watching some hundreds years old or million years old relic. especially since we installed that radioactive precise clock (RTG) and all that shit, it could be used to work out how far back was it even able to make any course correction and shit like that.

>> No.15967618

>>15967409
1000 light years EOY

>> No.15968997

>>15967167
Why did they make him a dicklet?

>> No.15969039

>>15968997
because aliens only care about the butthole

>> No.15969077

>>15968997
He's white, after all

>> No.15969107

>>15968997
To make the rest of us feel better about our packages

>> No.15970736

I live on earth and cant decipher this message. Embarrasing display desu

>> No.15971406

>>15969077
>t. envious asian

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>>15967175
You have to go back.

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>>15967167
They forgot to include

>> No.15972092

>>15967358
is that why atheistcucks can't reproduce you troon?

>> No.15972152

>>15967167
>tfw the ayy lmaos never visit earth because they're looking for a system that has 10 planets and pluto isn't a planet anymore
checkmate space bastards

>> No.15972171

>>15968997
Didn't want to intimidate the aliens.

alternatively, it's very cold in space, so...

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15972387

their children were bigger and better, there have been two of these "trees" blasted off into space - one real (adam and eve) and one imaginary (their children), obviously the imaginary was how they conquered in the first place so there was that.

adam and eve were nothing more than a bestgore. this planet belongs to their children long live europa!

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>>15972387

these two trees are the starseeds that travel the universe despite death. we wonder who the third starseed will be.

>> No.15972425

>>15968997
he's a grower. monkey.