/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15937217
>hairy pussy

yea i'd rather look at equations

>>15937222
you're a pedophile freak
hair is natural

>>15937230
the boils on my cock are also natural. Want a taste?

>>15937222
>not taking a wad of that fine muff into your mouth
lmao @ this homo ( ͝סּ ͜ʖ͡סּ)

>>15937182
Very good

>>15937222
either you're a pussylicker or never been with a real woman (both are equally as likely and aren't mutually exclusive).
I once dated a girl who didn't like me going on her and now I never do. If the dick is good enough they wont care, pussylicker

>>15937279
I've never been with a woman, and even if I was I would never lick pussy. I just don't want a hairy muff against my pelvis.

none of these are funny except the pbs comic....

>>15937222
Hairy pussy is fine. Hairy ass is a no go.

>>15937204
see, the shit that the trollge is complaining about in here isn't "science", the real troll is getting people to accept the labelling of abomination as "science". don't let things be redefined like that, it leads to the original words being forgotten, which makes people easier to imprison.

>>15937802
yep, but unfortunately the majority of people associate the meanings of words in a war that frequently differs from what it truly is.
When I say eugenics, people think of images of hitler or forced sterilisation etc.

this is what a scientist looks like

>>15937274
fixed

>>15937184
Growing up is learning that nuclear energy is just an efficient way of boiling water.

Life is endlessly disappointing.

>>15938255
left can't meme

>>15937207
got me

>>15938290
At least we can say that we're cracking open the very elements themselves to release energy stored up from supernovae

>>15938416

>>15938255
This is embarrassing, we don't need to convince people of math. This isn't fucking physics, we don't care if people want to do math, in fact the world would be better if math was even more exclusive.

>>15938420
I haven't seen a single atheist criticizing the top right pic.

>>15938428
what do we want exclusivity for?

>>15937222
Based, they hated him because he told them the truth

>>15937222
>>hairy pussy
Aren't those just frills from the pantsu?
Am I missing something?

>>15937460
Go back shartycel /qa/ lost

/qa/ LOST
sharty LOST
soot LOST
chuds LOST
ALL ETERNALLY BTFO

>>15937207
just use scihub imao

>>15937184
Wtf how would this not work?

>>15937184
Why is that funny?

>>15938696
makes mustard gas
>>15938799
coolface

>>15938269
Now imagine the sand is in bags. That's viruses in water droplets.

>>15938857
Ignorance is funny to science, you're right!

>>15938108
That's done on purpose baka. They associate it with that because //they// taught them to associate it that way

>>15938108
i think it can be overridden by pointing it out.
the example you gave is true, but there are much more subtle and insidious ones.

>>15938857
i really hate how they take genetic mishaps and make them out to be like whole new sexes or something, its like if a where to take joseph merrick and declare him to be of a species descending from homo sapiens

>>15937230
>is natural
Tell me how this amounts to good

>>15938255
>>15937274

>>15938857
humor?

>>15939635
Humor is imagining a seething tranny living in our heads rent free

>>15937222
Damaged by pornography and bald cunts without realizing pornography is making adult porn stars to look like a little girls for a reason, you latent pedophile.

>>15937480
>matrioshka balls
lmao

>>15937230
historically speaking, arranged patriarchal marriages with 10 year olds are natural, if you wanna get technical

>>15940540
Post wall roastie in her mid thirties detected.

>>15938857
>>15939118
>>15939635
leftists being so vehemently anti-science while using pop academia as a weapon for propaganda will never stop being funny

>>15940642
Adult porn stars post wall roasties are in their mid thirties with bald cunts for a reason, you latent pedophile.

>what scientists look at all day

>>15940540
>YOU MUST lick the hairy pussy pedo

kill yourself foid

reddit tier thread. shit sux

>>15940852
>b-b-bbaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww

>>15938479
look at how pop physics ruined physics.
Pop math would be devastating to mathematics.
More unintelligent zealots would be too dangerous, we already have enough low IQ set theory purists.

>>15941173
https://youtu.be/fRqkKzB0hQ8?si=VcuyVy85QyDxCWvD

>>15939097
>coolface
zoomer moment

>>15939114
>small bags of sand undergo phase change from a liquid to a gas in a short period of time releasing the sand

>>15939114
>>15941385
>muh bags of sand
Incel meme. Tits do NOT feel like bags of sand.

>>15938696
it does work
>>15938799
this is actually how nuclear power plants work lol

>>15938857
Whops, looks like you confused sex and gender identity again, don't worry buddy, happens to the best of

>>15941173
>reddit screencap of a twitter screencap that isn't funny in a /sci/ humor thread
If this is some sort of absurdist meta-commentary, I commend you

>>15941895
kek

>>15940437
why a screenshot?

>>15942442
add a /sci/ greentext commentar>>15942442
y screencap of both

>>15942569
to trigger you emotionally

I'm the guy in the OP pic

>>15942437
Yeah, one is how living things are born either male or female, and the other is a way degenerate foreigners prank tourists by pretending cars are boys and tables are girls.

>>15942706
You should get a version of that shirt with just the slogan alone.

>>15942950
>You should with the alone
FTFY

>>15937477
To think of these stars that you see overhead at night, these vast worlds which we can never reach. I would annex the planets if I could; I often think of that. It makes me sad to see them so clear and yet so far.

>>15938116
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>>15938269
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>>15938857
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>>15940437
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>>15942812
where is humor?

>>15942915
>male or female
It's all a semantic problem really. We use the words "male" and "female" or "man" and "woman" to talk about both sex and gender identity. Which makes sense, because in 99.9% of the population those two line up and until recently we didn't even know there was a difference.
>degenerate foreigners prank tourists by pretending cars are boys and tables are girls
lmao are you talking about grammatical gender? If so I find it incredibly funny how much it upsets you.

>>15943035
Are you saying diversity trash is an African conspiracy? Interesting angle.

>>15943027
Your very existence

dgntmn

>Muh 10 million useless concepts

>>15943881
>rare side effect that is so rare that it can only be seen when billions of shots are administered
>It pretty much only happens without aspiration, i.e., when the nurse does not pull out the syringe a bit to see if a blood vessel was hit
(you) are the meme

>>15943138
No, I'm saying that it's funny how upset you are that other languages have more than one article.

>>15943027
you though pic related only applied to /pol/?, it's this whole site

>>15944381
I am not that Anon, retard. Also I think maybe you're misunderstanding him. In Germany, people literally argue that the grammatical genus of a word implies the sexus of what it describes.

>>15944658
i have yet to post in this thread. This is understandable as Germans are retards incapable of understanding that a word can have different meanings in different contexts. As an aside, this is why no German has ever been funny, or produced or understood a joke. Believing nouns to "have gender" is an error. They are simple grammatical category. Le vagin? Barba? lol, lmao. Such things have nothing to do with gender: they are about flow, about sound. They could have been spicy/minty/basic instead of masculine/feminine/neuter, unfortunately, the peasantry of old knew only fourteen different words and calling it lunar/solar/terran was too odd for them.

>>15944736
>holocauster wasn't funny
Now you're just plain fucking with us, Anon.

>>15944658
>>15944736
>In Germany, people literally argue that the grammatical genus of a word implies the sexus of what it describes
I'm a native German speaker and I have never in my life heard anyone make that claim.

>>15944821
I am a native German and you're fucking retarded.
>creator:innen
>influencer*innen
>Jüdinnen und Juden
>this is "inclusive" language although we actually put stress on differences between people

>>15944658
>In Germany, people literally argue that the grammatical genus of a word implies the sexus of what it describes.
German genders are weird. Why is the sun (الشمس) female but the moon (القمر) male? In almost all other languages it's the other way round.

>>15944839
Oh, I thought you were talking about objects

>>15944849
Historical and religious ethymology. The sun is obviously female though, thicc, warm, life-giving, emotional outbursts. The moon is a cold rock, not even remotely round/smooth and enjoys racially charged jokes like
>How do you keep a black guy from jumping on the moon?
>Put Velcro onto Kubrick's studio ceiling

Science IS brain cancer. All of it

>>15941197
Why is category theory full of trannies?

>>15939118
Do anglospheredemons really?

>>15938290
Growing up is realizing that most forms of energy generation is just trying to get turbines to spin without manpower

>>15939151
I mean, if anything those outliers might have a reason to be neither male or female (intersex) but the thing is, trannies are never intersex

>>15945754
Kek

>>15937235

heres a good one for all the people who get upset by jokes in the humor thread.

>>15937279
Im a pussylicker and i like hairy pussy

>>15939646
i dont get it

A mathematician, a physicist, an engineer and a biologist walk into a bar. They all order a beer, then the engineer starts drinking. His mates look at his glass:

The biologist says: "Your glass is half empty."

The physicist replies: "It's rather 60% empty..."

The mathematician says: "Well all we can say is that it's not completely empty and not completely full."

The engineer says: "I love cocks" then proceeds to pull out his dick and stick it up the biologist's ass. The biologist, startled, unzips his pants and punches the mathematician in the face. The mathematician falls over and the physicist profits from it, unzipping his pants too and sucking the mathematician's cock. The bartender's like: "What the fuck" but then the engineer grabs his pants too and puts his left hand on the bartender's crotch while his right hand fondles the biologist's balls. The biologist starts moaning while being fucked in the ass. Meanwhile, the mathematician regains consciousness and looks at the physicist busy sucking his rock hard dick. Since it feels good, he shouts "EJACULATIONS!" in a very high pitched voice. Meanwhile, the bartender is being aroused by the engineer's hand and pulls out his massive cock. The engineer then gives him a glorious handjob. Then everybody comes at the same time, the biologist cries: "I'm your bitch, fuck me, fuck me!" The physicist is being annoyed by all this noise and starts biting the mathematician dick and shaking his mouth. Eventually the severed part sails off in an arc. The engineering promptly cums, then looks at the mathematician and says: "What a shame. You'll never be an engineer".

An infinite number of mathematicians, a polar bear, helium, and a neutrino walk into a bar (ouch). One of the mathematicians then says, "the bar is now empty" and they begin to play hide and seek. The neutrino is then stopped by a police officer. Officer Heisenberg says, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" The neutrino replies, "I'm positive and a pascal but I don't know where I am." The bar tender then says "You're all idiots, the cows are all black" and pours 10 (in base 2, i mean 10) drinks and there is an extra dollar. The polar bear then dissolves in water while the helium does not react.

Then the engineer sucks a horse's cock.
"A solution exists," said the horse as it reached orgasm.

>>15946888
thats because you're low IQ

>>15946940
at least it looks cool

>>15938304
it's literally an ironic thematic inversion of the original meme, you dumb fucking direction-brain

>>15940437
Hey anon, what useful contributions did you make to your community with alllllll the time you saved by not cropping that screenshot?

>>15942442
Anon, fourchannel users who post social media screenshots in lieu of actual content aren't smart enough to understand those filosofee words you used.

>>15947321
if you're restarted, maybe

>>15946901
Wtf how is this possible.

>>15947686
almost all drivers are sober

>>15937477
this but reversing the faces

>>15937482
Reddit

Would it be scientifically possible to use AI to make picrel real?

>>15948151
thinly veiled racist shit

>>15948468
>thinly veiled

>>15948501
Theres literally nothing wrong with racism. Regardless the past century of nonstop antiracism brainwashing in every form of media and in every educational institution, the idea that racism is a "thought crime" or a moral failing is a fallacy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIvLlJXX12w

>>15944849
It has to do with the sound of the words. In German, a word ending in "e" is generally associated with the female gender.
>die Biene
>die Tonne
>die Waage
>die Lage
>die Leiche
>die Woche
In fact, due to how common the "e" ending is in plural forms of even masculine and neuter words, the feminine article "die" eventually became the standard for all three plural words (masculine, feminine, neuter):
>die Hunde (masculine, plural)
>die Berge (masculine, plural)
>die Äste (masculine, plural)
>die Gewichte (neuter, plural)
As with anything though, there are also exceptions to this rule, such as "das Ende". Regardless, it should be pretty obvious why the sun in German is female:
>die Sonne
Likewise, most words that end in a consonant are masculine, though many also are neuter and only exceptionally feminine. There's way more masculine words though than neuters, so again, it makes sense that in German, the moon is masculine:
>der Mond
Btw, its plural form still ends in "e"
>die Monde

>>15948878
I don't know German, but I'd imagine you can also have synonymous words for an object gendered in two opposing ways depending on their sound, right?

>>15948931
Yes, you can.

>>15937180

>>15949738
>>>/pol/

>>15948501
yeah, like the ones a belly dancer wears

>>15945754
>one guy got hurt while wearing a bulletproof vest therefore they must never work
Appropriate analogy.

>>15949746
That's the entire thread, champ.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Smash Cultural Marxism” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

>>15946901
Kek

>>15943035
I've dipped my toes in russian before. That shit should be purple. It's just that the 6 million different cases aren't necessarily gendered

>>15946903
What's wrong with agriculture

>>15950225
The theme here is good. Dashawn grew up without a father and authority figures scare zhim and torture zhim for all eternity. But I feel you leaned to far into the stereotype here. Trannies are primarily created by their mother, not their father.
You are walking a dangerous line. A full 33% of blacks grow up with both of their parents and you don't want to estrange your audience with unpalatable tropes.

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>>15937279
I dated a very attractive and very fit 17yo, clean shaved beautiful looking pink pussy, her pussy juice was like nectar of the Gods, eating her out was a divine experience. I loved every second of it.
I also had a displeasure of having a one night stand with a fat whale in her 20s, we fucked, I even licked her pussy. This happened years ago but to this day it makes me feel sick every time I think about it.

>>15946901
Uhhh sobersisters? Our response??

Good is Mal aligned. There was an art switch. Think. This conversation pops up a lot. By the fact it does, there's some puzzling aspect that needs to be figured. Good is what is often pondered. Good has an error at a point of it due to interference and an umbilical cord birth of life. It's easy to take advantage of your evil accepting mentality, why can you smile then? When ever is a natural smile based on law or principle? You could easily get to me, it would be a simple crossing. There are pathways to me right now. You can't because you're locked by good. The only reason good plays with your talk on that occasion is because you've pincered yourselves dimensionally. This needs to be fixed. Especially the evil aligned smile of the parasites in my mind because they're blocking nature of the sun and myself and it's already caused damage and mutation.

Jobs: fix good
Listen to it when it's fully fixed and readied.
Carefully fix me.

>>15938290
future nuclear power plants may use supercritical CO2, and look up the TOPAZ reactors and how NASA's kilopower reactor and their RTG's use the heat if you want something spicier than boiling water

>>15951074
nice

>>15943555
haha

>>15951867
>NASA
>doing anything other than hiring women and wasting money
yep, its the /sci/ humor thread

>>15947705
a 2

>>15948151
>>15948468
it is called humor

>>15949738

>>15937222
Based shavechad. Boomers seething.

>>15940726
If cunt's pubic hair is getting into your moth during the clitoral oral performance then you are obviously doing something very wrong, or you haven't tasted any cunt in your life.

>>15940671
Replace the 4 with "Baby dies of poisoning" for this to be actually accurate

>>15938545
>Go back shartycel /qa/ lost

>>15950163
>one
try "all of them" lmoa

>>15942437
there is no such thing as "gender" or "gender identity" you're just mentally ill and you'll never be a woman

>>15956133
>you'll never be a woman
why would I want to be?

>>15947705
c3