/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15907527
Poonami

Sirs please do not poo on the bloody Australia bloody bastard bich
Good morning

>>15907527

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3xnrbzfOiYE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4MK5o9Vhiqk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ai--ioYcd0o
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AnR6tNSLbOw
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GbtAXF2bXfc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Inp6rXfpN7U
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P7qgqnXWx70
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PMFBa8KBPic
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QqdOPwwjwdo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WwnaVtq7fHA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aqaEltoxu5k
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dhN8CNPjdJQ
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eHCaIvPN2rY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hzYgpxr80vM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kZyIuPKFYKc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oomnVtadt1Y
https://youtube.com/watch?v=orIFs72HGmM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pH0fhLBr-Mg
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rjMSYvtI-0w
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtwDTognDYk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v8lu9ntmPJo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xKBFtOB86Js

Why is east side more poopy than west side

>>15907527

It probably collects under antartica and stays there nearly forever
I wonder if theres large poo deposits under the ice

>>15907624
It's probably helping to create some industrial level apocalyptic archaea microbe.

>>15907624
>>15907629
Sirs poop will be the fossil fuel of future civilizations

>>15907684
Turbo Coli will be the end of us all.

>>15907688
>Turbo Coli
Turbo Kholi

>>15907605
My Strange Addiction Indian Edition

if india stopped dumping all of their human excrement into the oceans, how long would it take for them to create a mountain of their own shit taller than mt everest?

Why is the West so poophobic? Poo allows the world to be bright and green. Cow poo especially brings forth good luck and friendly witches. It is no wonder the west is so drab and disgusting, they do not understand how nature works.

why does india think its ok to pollute the oceans like that?

>>15910465
because they're not civilized, they don't think about things like that, they just dump their trash wherever. hydropower dams on the main stem of the ganges hasn't been implemented because the tremendous volume of refuse flowing in the river would quickly ruin any turbines

>>15907527
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake_and_tsunami#Tsunami

>>15907547
Good morning

image ur somali and ur already the poorest cuntry in the world, but then india shits all over your beaches just to make thinks worse. wwyd?

>>15912836
Immigrate to Europe or Minnesota

>>15913181
thats not why nigmigration happens

>>15907547
They're doing it in Canada now too

>>15907610
>where is India for 5 rupees

Yt ppl don't season dey oceans.

The Gulf Poopstream is essential to maintaining the hot greenhouse climate of Brazil
You should be thanking the sirs for helping keep the rainforest lush

>>15907527
listen you fascist bigot, i checked source.false diagram afaik. If its actually false, you just disrespected. you are a probably a fascists and you shills are weak shits. Come at.

if(fake).then(fuck you);

>>15907610
The Ganges valley is where most poos live. All the poo runs into the Ganges which empties into the Bay of Bengal.

>>15914872
bangladesh is if anything even worse than india on a per capita basis because all of bangladesh is in the ganges-bhramaputra basin and their habits and no more civliized than india, but india gets all the attention and blame for the pollution problem when bangladesh is responsible for over 10% of it

>>15907527
Why does the url say "tsunami"?

>>15907527
There's probably an entire ecosystem that relies on Indian Poo to survive

>>15916421
i wonder what the sentinel island savages think about all the garbage from india washing up on their beaches?

How come Pakistan isn't as filthy as India and Bangladesh? They all used to be part of the same country

>>15918645
just looked up its population density map, most people live in the mountains

it makes me assume that they shit in the grass, not in the rivers / sea

>>15916319
>Why does the url say "tsunami"?

>>15916123

>>15921402
lol, even most of subsaharan africa is better than india

>Varanasi, a city of one million people that many pilgrims visit to take a "holy dip" in the Ganges, releases around 200 million liters of untreated human sewage into the river each day, leading to large concentrations of fecal coliform bacteria. According to official standards, water safe for bathing should not contain more than 500 fecal coliforms per 100 ml, yet upstream of Varanasi's ghats the river water already contains 120 times as much, 60,000 fecal coliform bacteria per 100 ml.

>>15922346
After passing through Varanasi, and receiving 32 streams of raw sewage from the city, the concentration of fecal coliforms in the river's waters rises from 60,000 to 1.5 million, with observed peak values of 100 million per 100 ml. Drinking and bathing in its waters therefore carries a high risk of infection

>>15922346
>>15922351
excellent for your gut health

>>15922317
the population of the entire rest of the world in the over 35% & over 45% categories combined doesn't add up 10% of india's population

>>15921402
>>15922317
>India is even less civilized that subsaharan Africa
Its worth pointing out that China was also in the same boat 30 years ago. Toilets and plumbing are a recent feature in China.

Go cry, USA.
India is the sole and only hyperpooer.

>>15910465
This is how we are to recolonise the planet after being colonised by white bastard

>>15907527
This is a map of the wave reflection from the 2004 Indonesia tsunami.
See URL at top

>>15923939
colonize doesn't mean what you think it does.

>>15923945
lol

>>15920016
India is nightmarishly disgusting

>>15925861
Even the people who live there hate it, they all want to move somewhere else

>>15916421
Indian ocean shitsharks

>>15926904
Wherever they move will end up just as disgusting as where they left, they'll just bring their nauseating low IQ habits and practices with them wherever they go

>>15928893
yep, picrel shows what happens when you let pajeets into your country

>>15925861
i don't want to see whatever was deleted that merited that response and i especially don't want to see it knowing it was from india

Indian here, I have zero intention of stopping public defecation, so you're just going to have to deal with it.

>>15929995
shit

>>15907527
New Zealand here, glad aussie is being a bro and taking the load for us :)

>>15921402
how does these studies are even made? can someone explain this? I'm retarded

>>15923819
ICBM: Intercontinental bowel movement

>>15914674
Frozen poo is no laughing matter.

>>15928962
I live in Central Europe. No pajeets here, but human shit all over the place. I never realised how much human shit there was lying about until I got a dog that loved to roll in it. She'd always be dashing off into one bush or another and come back with a nice fragrance of human shit.
Homeless drunkards have got to to somewhere, I guess.

>>15914674
Based Pajeets asserting dominance over pussy Canadians

>>15930173
Au is downloading millions of immigrants from india, their waste will inevitably be washing up on your shores soon

>>15931370
>Theres no turd worlders in Central Europe

>>15923819
is this what they meant by india superpower 2020?

india exploring space looking for new places to shit on

>>15935274
>we plan on poisoning this planet by dumping all of our waste and trash in to ganges, thats why we need space exploration

>>15936900
>brapton

>>15907527
Wiggers will go extinct by the end of this century.

>>15933662
If only it were true

>>15914674
needs some strapping young lads to forcibly rub their faces in it. If it happens enough, they'll stop.

>>15916319
it's not a poop map, it's the wave map from a tsunami, the link doesn't even work and I can't find a human poo map on the legit website

https://www.pmel.noaa.gov/pubs/outstand/tito2809/tito2809.shtml

>>15937429
lol

How does the accumulation of shit from India on the Antarctic coast affect global warming?

>>15942586
It should exacerbate it, since shit absorbs more sunlight than snow and ice do

>>15943526
sure, but once the ice melts, it absorbs more sunlight than shit does, and that in turn leads to a runaway greenhouse effect which causes global warming

>>15936900
>>15937429
You can't make this shit up!

>>15936900
>open defecation
inside defecation challanged

Sirs...

>>15944117
the runaway shithouse effect

Why are jeets like this

>>15940453
ShitX

someone on a different website invented a new game

This game is called "Ten clicks to shit".

go to maps.google.com

Type in India. Grab the little google guy and drop him anywhere on the map of India.
once you are taken to street view. you are required to click ten times either right or left on the street you are on...
If on any of your ten clicks.. while strolling down the street - you see a random turd or pile of shit or even something that can be mistaken as a pile or shit.

You Lose.
If you can make it out of India without seeing a shit pile. You WIN
However, should you catch a glimpse of someone in the actual act of shitting then not only do you lose, but You are also are considered an official Indian for 24 hours.
Good Luck.

>>15945807
A game that have its win condition impossible to reach is not a game but a farce.

Is this why they are the way they are?

>>15945950
Its possible that you could get lucky and find a patch of road that was photographed right after a heavy rain rinsed it clean

>>15940453

>>15946920
trolls will say this is an AI pic, but it isn't

>>15907527
Did you know that fish poop in water too.

>>15907527
What are the units for the color graph? ppb?


The plot makes a good case for why one of our goals in cleaning up the ocean is to make sure India has a good sewage and sanitation infrastructure.

>>15948067
China was just as bad as India 30 years ago, somehow China managed to clean up their act without any outside help

>>15938606
>tsunami
This. The image has nothing to do with poo.

The link does work for me me:
https://nctr.pmel.noaa.gov/indo_1204.html

>>15948067
>The plot makes a good case
It doesn't lol, the plot has nothing to do with shit but is an image of a model result for a 2004 tsunami event

>>15948601
nice try at damage control pajeet, but it failed massively.

>>15948571
India is stubbornly insistent about remaining a 3rd world hellhole and dumping their sewage into the oceans

>>15907527
We need to nuke india. I'll be in kamchatka till then, to escape the.shit plume. Call me when it's done.

>>15948045
Fish are valuable. The don't buy luxury cars and live in track housing and change the demographics of my town.

>>15948045
>humans should live like animals
thats what civilization is all about, right?

https://medium.com/the-haven/i-went-to-india-and-it-wasnt-funny-75aacb4913d4

>Old Delhi felt like it was frozen in time somewhere between 200 and 2000 years ago and hasn’t evolved at all, except miraculously some people had cell phones. At first, I thought this place was a little dirty, I could get a broom and help them clean it up. Then I realized the enormity of the garbage, dirt, and pollution was insurmountable and there wasn’t enough time or brooms in the world to fix it. People threw everything on the ground and didn’t think twice about it, the street was their trash can. Watching them do this was so wild that it almost felt like they were playing a joke on you. The entire place felt like a movie and not a good one.

>Getting around Jaipur was an acoustic nightmare, due to the incessant honking. They honk as a form of defensive driving. They honk every single fucking second. It was like a kid playing a video game, holding his finger down on the button that fires the missiles the entire time. It was maddening. The only time we escaped the pandemonium was when we turned off the main streets onto the hotel properties. One minute we were on a noisy dirt road and the next we were in a quiet, beautiful, oasis. The contrast was staggering. My mom was posting pictures of our magnificent hotels while I was posting pictures of cows eating trash.

>Mumbai is another dirty, filthy noise polluted nightmare. There was some nice architecture (very little) but most of it just looked like crap. It occurred to me that everything in India must have been nice at one point — about 4–7000 years ago. If you want to imagine what it feels like to be in Mumbai just hold your hand down on your car horn for an hour straight while staring at a dirty wall in 900-degree heat with flies swarming around you — disgusting hell.

>>15907527
We even get a fucking whiff here in Costa Rica

>>15914674
Literal societal cancer

>>15922351
When does it become a poop emulsion?

>>15922351
>Drinking and bathing in its waters therefore carries a high risk of infection
just goes to show how strong the human immune system really is if they can survive that in India.
vaxxies willingly gave up on their immune systems and allowed Pfizer to destroy them.
and now they're letting 'jeets move into their countries

There are currently over a million illegal immigrants from India in the USA

>>15955451
disgusting shit fetish freaks

>>15907527
The map is fake. It's a map of about primary and secondary wave amplitudes of the 2004 Tsunami.

>>15955872
A VERITABLE POONAMI

>>15955872
>via 9GAG

>>15955872
terrible shoop

>>15955872
Shit (heh) shoop, I do like that you made it obviously false though, and left the currents clearly visible for us.

>>15955451

>>15953800
Import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world

>>15945726
LVM3

>>15955872
How do waves not propogate equally in all directions besides ricoheting off the confines of the continents, and strews all the way across the worlds largest ocean directly to shore of another continent.

all of those protected shorelines in the north pacific are filthy with chinese plastic garbage

>>15907605
disgusting

>>15907605
how would a scat fetish even be defined in India?

>>15907527
Numbers seem bullshit. There is 264000000 km^3 water in the Indian ocean. At 50 ppm it's 13200 km^3 of shit (6 600 000 litres per every Indian). Even 5 percent of it (assuming only upper layer of water) seem way too much. Check my numbers, I am not a mathematicist.

>>15963664
India isn't said to be a multiversal extrapooer for nothing.
When India's guts stir, the Avengers are called.

>>15963664
>not a mathematician
Can you still look at pictures of the ganges?

>>15963664
>I am not a mathematicist.
clearly

>>15944129
>proprietary defecation

>>15965783
>you can't poop, thats patent infringement

>>15965783
That whole race is going to burn in hell. I won't kill any of them.

>>15940453
>>15946920
these ppl can land on the moon, usa can't

>>15967507
ooof

>>15958944
Canada is lost

>>15964168
https://www.e-education.psu.edu/earth501/book/export/html/1626

>>15908725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsVRIqOhGA
Poo Bear approves

>>15910465
Indians were irresponsibly given green revolution agricultural tech despite having a retarded neolithic culture, leading to geometric expansion of evil subhuman retards, in the same way that e coli doubles every 20 minutes if grown in the right conditions.

>>15922317
It's because Indian behavior regarding sanitation isn't just laziness, it's a kind of acquired insanity. Even animals bury their shit, and even niggers can tell that shit stinks.

>>15971330
imagine a country that has a space program but no indoor plumbing

>>15907605
Unironically what causes this?