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If we discover aliens in Europa, would they be called Europeans?

>> No.15865047

>>15865019
they will be muslims

>> No.15865050

>>15865019
your rope ians

>> No.15865317

the continent of europe will be 80% Muslim by the time we reach the moon of europa

>> No.15865323
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15865323

>>15865019
life cannot be formed spontaneously, sorry you were deceived

>> No.15865324

>>15865019
Europians

>> No.15865326

>>15865047
>>15865317
FOX NEWS-TARDS IN ACTION

>> No.15865509

>>15865326
what does fox news have to do with europe

>> No.15865513

>>15865317
Yes, thats why they would be called Europeans, because actual Europeans would be long dead

>> No.15865531

>>15865326
you political activists need to stay on >>>/pol/
this is the science board

>> No.15865606

>>15865531
What if I'm a scientist but I just fucking hate niggers anyways?

>> No.15865762

>>15865531
science is political. You nerds WILL be dragged out of your comfy libraries to build rockets for the fuhrer

>> No.15865792

>>15865323
Not in Earth. They could form spontaneously several billions of years before Earth, when liquid water was everywhere in the universe and not just in goldilocks zones close to stars. Those things could evolve into archaic life forms that remained frozen in space until they reached early Earth in comets. This can be proven or falsified by getting ice samples from the Oort cloud, as long as its content wasn't incinerated by supernovas or got to close to a star.

>> No.15869207

>>15865019
i don't care what you call them just stay the fuck away, water bags

>> No.15869324

>>15865019
They orbit Jupiter, we'll just call them jupes.

>> No.15872022

No theyd be called europans or europan life

>> No.15872035

>>15869324
sounds like a slur

>> No.15874408

>>15865019
Europanese?

>> No.15874426

Euriggers

>> No.15874439

>>15874426
Oh and they'd probably prefer to be called Europan Jupiterrans.

>> No.15876029
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15876029

Meanwhile in the internal ocean

>> No.15876146

>>15865531
everything is political, chud

>> No.15876147

>>15865326
Do you have any idea how embarrassing you look

>> No.15876170

>>15865792
Based and Oortpilled

>> No.15876894

>>15865019
Wikipedia says that the adjective for Europa is Europan. So they would be called Europans.

>> No.15877637

>>15865019
Overlords.

>> No.15877644

I had a bizarre ass dream about a civilization that exists on Europa it was mostly fascist not to use buzzword.

>> No.15877661

yuropaliens

>> No.15877680 [DELETED] 

Yep. That's where we got the original Europeans from. They're actually aliens from Europa.

>> No.15879459

Maybe

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15880569

>>15865019
Space is fake and science is a scam.

>> No.15882403

>>15865019
Europans

>> No.15882412

>>15865019
obviously the life on Europa will be called Europans as to not confuse with Europeans from Europe

>> No.15883018

It would be "Europians" and be pronounced yu-RO-pee-uns instead of YU-ruh-pee-uns.

>> No.15883046

>>15865019
SPACE
ARYANS

>> No.15883095

>>15865019
Europans

>> No.15883260

>>15883095
/thread

>> No.15883465

>>15865019
europeids

>> No.15883979

>>15865019
Where would life even be on Europa? There are no continents so there is no significant variation in sea depth under the ice. Does the life hang from the ice crust? No that's probably too cold. At the bottom of the ocean there might be hotspots for thermophiles but there's still a huge problem here. On Earth the oceanic ecosystem is sustained by stuff at the top taking energy from the sun, and then detritus making its way further down, which can't happen if there's a giant fucking ice wall, so there can't be an intraocean or seafloor ecosystem of any kind. There most you might ever find is some protists around thermal vents waaaaaaaaaay at the bottom of the ocean, which is probably really fucking hard to get to even if you can get past the ice.

Europa life is a meme.

>> No.15884006

this board is ran by /pol/

>> No.15884158

>>15865019
They don't had be money so probably Europoor

>> No.15886162

>>15865019
it would be called europans dumbass