/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15779143
"Not always" is such a weasel statement that it's completely useless.

>>15779156
it's not always useless

fucken stouffers makes a mean meatloaf n mashed taters

>>15779143
Notice how they still have no explanation as to how ultra processed foods cause cancer.

They have no idea what mechanism each cancer causing molecule uses.

I wonder how much goyslop inc. paid for that free publicity. I bet it was super cheap, scientists are desperate poorfags who work for peanuts and will tell any lie for a pittance

Could this be the dark souls of goyslop threads?

>eat goyslop
>its good for you
>t. science

>>15779143
Is good for you, and stop asking or your social credit score will go down and you will be sent to a reeducation camp.

>>15779143
>tfw all food now looks like varying degrees of slop

Maybe it's not always bad, but people who don't eat goyslop are ALWAYS healthier than those who do.

ALWAYS.

NO EXCEPTION.

>>15779617
I don't understand that reference

>>15781416
That's pepe the frog, a dank meme I found on reddit earlier today

>>15779143
>Oy vey of course goyslop is good for goy, why would you expect anything else?

>>15779143
how much does it cost to get scientists to say that?

>>15779529
>paid for that free publicity
Do you have brain damage?

>>15779227
Some preservatives can cause cancer if eaten in higher quantities than recomended by the literature and junk food uses a lot of them

>>15783138
I wonder how much it would cost to get scientists to write and publish an article about how playing Russian roulette is good for you

>>15783790
probably surprisingly little
but like all publications in the academic vanity press, it would go unnoticed unless the popular press picked it up and their advertising and publication rates are enormous.

>>15784335
>probably surprisingly little
Scientists producing propaganda studied generally work for below cost, the university covers their salary and some of their lab expenses. Its even cheaper if you can get a student to do it, they will often do it for free just to get published

>>15786271
>they will often do it for free just to get published
lmao
cucks

how many /sci/ posters have consumed goyslop so far this week?

>>15784974
>home-cooked
>unhealthy
You dumb fucking nigger.

>>15784974
>taking the joke too far
no one uses those last three terms
there's always a small group of fags who has to mod the meme until its no longer funny
like how some guy created a "star man" and "cloud man" to go along with moon man. Like just stop.

>>15784974
goyfeed should be renamed to basedslop

>>15779143
Peer-reviewed studies are a good thing, idk why you guys shit on the concept.

>>15789643
peer review is bad, it stops you making research on contentious topics, or making public statements because if even one of the reviewers is an ideologue they can just refuse to sign off on your work and then it's rejected.

>>15788965
>basedslop
s o y s l o p

>>15783188
all processed foods cause cancer
just eat unprocessed animal foods and fruits

>>15779143
Yes

>>15783188
>recomended by the literature
as if that replication crisis junk is some sort of infallible bible.

the soience fuckwits are retarded and they'll also publish any lie for the right price

>>15790601
>processed foods
what do you mean by that? what processes and how to they make the preprocessed ingredients carcinogenic?

>>15790601
Are sausages a processed food?

>>15793021
technically but the term is mainly used to describe added sugars, salts, and trans fats
name brand beef jerky better fits the bill for goyslop of this kind

I just made myself some flapjacks on my stove. Is this goyslop?

>>15779617
maybe

>>15793021
Thats the sun, you retard

>>15779143
a strict diet is... well.. this isn't /nu/ so maybe give it up anon

>>15789643
>idk why you guys shit on the concept.
Because they value their feelings over facts, ironically.

>>15788306
dilate

>>15790529
>IQ lowering vegan diet promoted by globohomo.
its a proven scientific fact that vegan diets lower IQ and globohomo wants people to be stupid because dumb people are more easily manipulated. thats why they intentionally ruined math education to the point that now college kids can't even add fractions

>>15797098
so i should eat seed oils if i dont want obesity? okay

>>15797162
>i want to be a skinny effeminate pencil neck sissy
ywnbaw

>>15788299
Grow your own tomatoes. Then we talk again.

>>15794667
We don't need to know what you're doing while commenting.

>>15798168
You just want to fuck other men but pretend you're straight, like most conservatives.

>>15798176
I grow my own tomatoes. I selectively breed them too, its a fun hobby. In a decade or two I might even have seeds that are well bred enough to make some money on.

>>15798811
Selective breeding is based.
>b-b-but nooooo, you can't do that!! its eugenics!!!

>>15798168
>i want to be skinny
yes, mutt

>>15779143
Do they serve goyslop at WEF meetings or do they serve real food?

>>15800137
this is what you look like

>>15801691
Can you believe we live in a society that teaches it's children to aspire to be like that picrel?
Its so over

>>15801691
wrong pi

>>15802766
>t. nurd

>>15802766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVdR19E5mU

>>15779156
some people say weasel statements are fine

>>15779143

>They argued that it was better for children to eat breakfast cereals, which are often fortified with vitamins and minerals, rather than go hungry

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/09/27/ultra-processed-food-can-be-good-for-you-say-experts/

Why yes, not starving is more healthy than processed foods. I'm glad someone with a doctorate could tell me this.

>>15793858
>implying that the sun isn't made of salami

>>15805024
Its spicy salami, thats why sunburns are so irritating

>>15779143
>not always
they can't hurt you after you've already been diagnosed with terminal stage 4 stomach cancer

goyslop?

>>15807719
are they just eating wood chips, wtf

>>15794223
>reeeeeeee!!
>muh peer review soiyence studies!!
you're the one thats getting all emotional and chimping out, everyone know peer reviewed=fake af

>>15808260
the look like they're enjoying it, I had no idea cow could eat wood, I thought only beavers could do that

>>15807719
thats s*yslop

>>15779156
almost like it's a fucking headline and you're supposed to read the article

>>15811309
Wow, a clickbait defender in the wild. What went wrong in your life to lead you to such behavior?

>>15790603
What really irks me about this image is that every one of these burgers is probably room temperature and sucks cock.

>>15793817
>technically but the term is mainly used to describe added sugars, salts, and trans fats
name brand beef jerky better fits the bill for goyslop of this kind
proof?

>>15811332
clickbait is good, because it gets people to click the article and find out the actual information. Unless retards like you screencap the headline and parade it around. what do you think they should do? put the whole article in the headline?

>>15811336
But people don't click the headline to read the story, let alone actually look at the results and not just some random journalist (who maybe read part of the abstract) opinion. They just repeat the misleading headline to their friends as "the latest science"

>>15811344
So? There's no headline that will give them all the information. If the headline is misleading, sure. If it's a decent summary, what's the issue?

>>15811344

>>15779143
No, they wouldn't be feeding it to the goyims unless it was harmful

>>15779143
institutional goyslop on campus is some of the nastiest goyslop there is

>>15814227
You must have gone to a low tier state school then.

>>15798811
My tomato harvest this year was amazing, best its ever been by a long shot. I stopped using fertilizer and switched to putting animal bones in the soil instead as well as growing nitrogen fixers next to the tomatoes.

>>15798229
>I hate conservatives
but also
>being a faggot is wrong

>>15811843
Musk posted a list of the prices to get your story printed in a major legacy media newspaper, they were pretty cheap, about $2000 - $3000 each

>>15779143
Well unfortunately all the schizos crying about 'muh food' are obese, short, and retarded... not to mention their obsession with naturalistic fallacies

>>15817009
>t. s o y g o y

>>15814227
Counter-point

>>15814810
tomatoes definitely work better with organics. they love compost

>>15779143
>it's 99.9% of the times bad
>NOT ALWAYS
>consoom da goyslop

>not establishing what "ultra process food" means
>not mentioning additives, preservatives, trickle aid and food coloring
>is long term fermented food such as pickled cabbage "ultra processed" ?
>its healthy, it is processed, for fermented a long time and sliced and packaged, does this count as "ultra processed"?

To put my two cents to this bullshit, they conflate "synthetically chemically enhanced food" with "proccessed" food.
> bromated bread, Magnesium stearate and aluminium in salt as trickle aid, aluminiumhydroxide and other shit that is not bisodiumcarbonate as caking agents, titaniumoxid, Sodium aluminosilicate, silicon dioxide, sorbates, nitrit salts, phenol-red and other questionable colorings etc. etc.

>>15813065
This, goyslop isn't harmful by accident

>>15794153
100% true and real.

Goysloppers can never give up their habits without starving to death because they don't know how to prepare real food

I bet all the drug addicted transhumanist trannies are all eating toxic goyslop while they fantasize about muh longevity

>>15820065
The drug addicts all presume that a magic pill will come around to save them from their own bad habits. Because growing spine and developing any discipline is too much effort for them

>>15779143
Soiyence will publish any lie, no matter how harmful, as long as they're paid enough.

>>15779143
You're just gonna eat it either way, so why does it matter?

>>15822186
I will never eat goyslop

>>15779143
Safe and effective. Please don't mind the way obesity and chronic disease rates rapidly climb every single time a nation adopts a """Western diet""".

>>15823652
>"""Western diet"""
this used to mean bacon & eggs for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch and steak & potatoes for dinner

>>15784974
Not only is this meme stupid, it doesn't even use the International Phonetic Alphabet correctly.

>>15824513
3rd category should be soislop

>>15779156
Are weasel statements always useless? Not always!

>>15825783
But not all the items in that category are made from soya beans.

>>15827123
yes they, are. they're all at least metaphysically made out of east asia legumes, nearly all of them are completely made out of estrogen beans
https://i.warosu.org/data/sci/img/0157/79/1696313751249216.png

>>15798168
How many trannies do you think /sci/ has? Between all the anime posting and unironic lefty talking points I'd guess at least 10%

>>15798229
To be fair, leftists also fuck other men, but at least they don't need them to wear dresses.

>>15811346
If the summary is misleading and dishonest, then what's not the issue?

>>15827709
>Between all the anime posting and unironic lefty talking points I'd guess at least 10%
don't forget to take into account the large volume of transhumanist content

>>15827683
A lot of them are made from things like pea protein. Also soya beans don't even have human estrogen, they have phytoestrogens. They won't make you grow boobs for the same reason that nothing out of your body will make a plant start growing flowers- you're from two entirely different kingdoms.

>>15828988
What's the connection there supposed to be exactly?

>>15797098
Butter has about 0.5 g of trans fat per 100 calories.
Beef tallow has trans fat as well, but it depends on whether it's grain fed or grass fed. Grass fed has much less for some reason.
Vegetable oil usually has less trans fats than these two animal fats.
The cooking oil with the least trans fat, essentially zero, is virgin cold-pressed coconut oil.

>>15830035
Are you saying that compounds from a plant can't have an effect on a human body?

>>15830178
They can, but they don't have the same effect on humans as they do on plants is my point. Phytoestrogens are not human estrogens.

>>15830035
>Also soya beans don't even have human estrogen, they have phytoestrogens
>its not water its dihydrogen monoxide

>>15831146
Those are two names for the same chemical. Phytoestrogens and human estrogen are different chemicals.

>>15831150
sure they are, soiygoy, sure they are

>>15831256
...no, they literally are. There is an objective fact of the matter here and you are not right about it.