/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15775974

>>15775974
context? what is the demon core?

>>15776070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hK9yAYJGeUY

i can't know. Pfizer just dont give same the vaccine to their personnel.

>>15776171
STOP! Prove you are not a bot right now!

>>15776171
Albert Bourla is still unvaxxed

>>15775984
>"three-dimensional sunburns"
Fuck yeah.

>>15775984
Yep that's upset red bile and phlem

>>15776697

>he was too determined to smoke marijuana

Heh ... :D

Chad

>>15776697
excellent tale, i hope theres pics of the giant tampon somewhere

>>15777607
That post is the fantasy of a retarded schizo who has made thousands of posts on /sci/ whinging about how much he hates astronomy

>>15779028
wikipedia pretty much confirms the story, it only leaves out the detail about weed slonking

Heraclitus death
>he placed himself in the sun, and ordered his servants to plaster him over with cow-dung; and being stretched out in that way, on the second day he died, and was buried in the market-place. But Neanthes, of Cyzicus says, that as he could not tear off the cow-dung, he remained there, and on account of the alteration in his appearance, he was not discovered, and so was devoured by the dogs."

>>15775974
>scientists getting what they deserve?
low salary, sex with dogs & forgotten the moment they walk out of the room

bump

Isaac Newton. He went out on a hike one day to study light and was never seen again. Rumors say he was killed over his debts.

Francis Bacon. He died experimenting on himself in the process of trying to invent the frozen chicken.

>>15781366
>being cold causes pneumonia

Kek okay

>>15776171
>Pfizer just dont give same the vaccine to their personnel.
That’s a lie. Their personnel was given the opportunity to get the vaccine even before old people received their first shots. The idea was that they needed their personnel to not get infected with the virus in order to keep the production lines of the vaccine going.
>t. have worked for Pfizer before COVID and still have contacts to this day

>>15781426
idk why you think saying you worked for pfizer adds any credibility to your story

>>15780752
Ancient Astronaut aliens came and took him away, he had done his work here.

>>15781457
>first hand experience makes you less credible
OK buddy

>>15775984
DESU I'd just opt for nitrogen suffocation over that shit. You know it's going to happen, you know it's going to be awful, you know the doctors aren't even going to try to help but just use you as a rare guinea pig while you irrevocably melt into your bed, so why not just say a quick goodbye and punch your ticket?

>>15781671
You can't prove it can you? Why waste time with speculative garbage. May as well just say you are a woman. I also worked at Pfizer and we literally prepared a special placebo batch for just the pfizer group. You can find more about it on
howbad.info

>>15779056
This is made up.

>>15775974
When is a scientist death not funny? Try naming a tragic one, thats the real challenge

I like MRI deaths, theres a lot of them

>>15783907
The Therac-25 was a a million dollar machine built to give radiation treatments to cancer
patients but failed tremendously killing a doctor in the process. On March 21, 1986 a Malfunction 54 code was displayed on the operating terminal which meant over or under dosage is at play. The staff thought that it was under the limit and decided not to test it at all. During the course of his treatment the doctor (who was in to remove a tumor) was hit two times with treatment. Once during his session and a second time after banging on the door after receiving massive burns on his back. Turns the M54 error warned it was over the limit; Instead of receiving 180 rads, he received a dosage of over 18,000 which lead to his death 5 months later.

>>15779036
>it only leaves out the detail about weed slonking
one of aaronson's university or arizona cohorts who was with him that night was the guy who named an asteroid after jerry garcia

>>15775984
>buried in Winnipeg

reckon that's the most agonizing part of the entire process

>>15782928
That Korean at FERMI or the woman who did physics + group theory + continuous symmetry who got cancer

>>15782928
Ettore Majorana
>>15775974
I don't remember the name unfortunately, but there was a guy reading a book on how to swim, without ever physically practicing, then he tried to swim for several kilometers. He was never found.

/trash/thread/59892326#p60010659

>>15784855
>That's it! Back to Winnipeg!
t. demon core

>>15775974
>funny examples of scientists getting what they deserve?
When they get their puny paychecks

Not really a scientist, but still worth mentioning.
In 458 BC, Aeschylus returned to Sicily for the last time, visiting the city of Gela, where he died [...] by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell, and killed him.
Pliny, in his Naturalis Historiæ, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avoid a prophecy that he would be killed by a falling object

>>15780752
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Newton#Death

>>15786339
lolololololololol

>>15786339
Too far man :-(

>>15781767
Ahh howbad. Info the epitome of scientific research and peer review.
Go collect your 10 rubles for the post Ivan

>>15775974
Empedocles not only attributed god status to the elements, but also believed he was a god himself. >When it was time to die, one ancient account claims, he jumped into a volcano to demonstrate his confidence that he would live again. Perhaps he thought he would be reincarnated millennia later.

>>15786339
also when they fuck dogs, because they are not worthy of human companionship

>>15781694
Because you're foolish if you think the government would give him the opportunity to rob them of research

>>15775974
paige hill being put under arrest for inhumane (and pointless) psyops

>>15787184
That's me :)

Ernst Cohen

>>15775984
Nasty. It's fascinating how radiation poisoning plays out.

>>15786339

Hehehehehehe ...

>>15776697
mmh this chosen people high IQ really helped him here...

>>15776070
watch the Oppenheimer movie
oh, nevermind.. watch Barbie, it's the better movie

>>15775974
>getting what they deserve?
are you saying that scientists deserve death? seems fine to me, nothing of value would have been lost.

bump

>>15776697
absolutely epic

>>15789464
>chosen people high IQ
just a myth circulated via the jewish media monopoly

who was the one who died in a car crash about 10 years ago because he wasn't wearing a seat belt?

>>15776697
trvth
and billions clapped

>>15793970
this is some brainlet cope jc

All of these are tragic. You guys are losers.

>>15783958
why are nurses so stupid? they really should not be trusted with such equipment.?

I work with machines that do not endanger people but they could destroy themself or the product. first thing you learn do not just just press ack and repeat.
if a error occurs it has a reason find out why, then decide if you can just ack it or fix it electrically or mechanically.
and she just gives someone 5 dosages because she doesn't care she is radiating people with a possible deadly source.

>>15796034
nurses don't want to be on the job, they become nurses in the hope of marrying a doctor. doing the job is just something that gets in the way of their true goals, so they do the job with minimum effort

>>15775984
>OH MY SCIENCE

>>15776704
stfu nigger. bots repeat jew bullshit

>>15793970
>>chosen people high IQ
>just a myth circulated via the jewish media monopoly

yeah. the jew posters here are really obvious and really retarded. if they didn't get other jews to hire or invest in them; they would be losers

>>15779036
if you ask some of the boomers at kitt peak, they will confirm the weed slonk aspect of the story

>>15797169
I can't be the only boomer who thinks about this instead of some reddit fag flapping his arms, right?

>>15775984
Why the fuck didn't they shoot him??

>>15797175
They don't pay me enough to read your bullshit.

>>15798324
same can be said of any other jew

>>15777607
Drug addiction kills a lot of people

>>15798779

>>15793970
>94 IQ average
3rd world tier

>>15775974
Time for Science!

>>15776697
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1987-05-02-mn-3182-story.html
>Noted Astronomer Crushed to Death by Telescope Dome
TUCSON — An award-winning astronomer known for his research on the age and size of the universe was crushed to death between a door and a 150-ton revolving telescope dome, authorities said Friday.
Marc Arnold Aaronson, 37, was crushed Thursday night in an accident at the Kitt Peak Observatory, said Lt. Edward Beumler, a Pima County Sheriff’s Department spokesman.

Aaronson was leaving the 18-story building that houses the four-meter Mayall telescope to check the weather when he was killed, Beumler said.

When the door leading outside is opened, the telescope’s dome automatically stops turning, but the dome coasts five to 10 feet before coming to a full stop, authorities said.

Peter A. Strittmatter, head of the University of Arizona’s astronomy department, where Aaronson was an associate professor, said Aaronson and astronomer Jeremy R. Mould shared the Newton Lacy Pierce Prize in astronomy in 1984 for their finding that the universe is much younger and smaller than once believed.

>>15802250
>Aaronson was leaving the 18-story building that houses the four-meter Mayall telescope to check the weather when he was killed
>to check the weather
fake and gay

>>15803534
Yeah, thats fake for sure. They don't use those telescopes on nights when the weather is questionable. They only use them in perfect weather

>>15796034
read up on the incidents, dipshit.
This particular one was because they changed the mode too quickly for the software which lead to it indicating a ready state when it was in fact not ready and the treatment being incorrectly reported back. The manufacturer was able to reproduce the error.

>>15804742
still they pressed repeat 5 times before wondering if the machine maybe maybe could malfunction.

>>15804742
The software was developed when the machine had a hardware device to prevent such accidents. Later the manufacturer removed that hardware piece to reduce costs, and without carefully testing if the software was enough to protect people from misuse.

>>15787184
Empedocles here. It worked out just fine. No idea what's funny about it to you.

>>15775974
This sounds like the plot of an anime episode lol

>Alexander Bogdanov
>bolshevik commie "scientist"
>long career of arguing about maxist theories and starting an art movement
>starts studying rejuvenation via blood transfusions
>Lenin's sister even takes part in experiments
>doesn't know shit about Immunologic reactions other adverse effects of blood transfusions
>11 transfusions later
>claims to have cured his own baldness and shitty eyesight by injecting himself with young men's blood
>injects himself with blood from a guy with malaria and tuberculosis
>dies

>>15805111
>Lenin's sister even takes part in experiments
he got the call

>>15805936
https://youtu.be/8ggqu9cqZOo

Nothing can beat the spicy demon core and the screwdriver. It's so retarded people in the future won't believe it's real.

>>15781694
If you still have value, doctors will keep you alive as long as possible under the guise of goodwill. If you have a generic problem, they will kick you out of the hospital as fast as possible.

>>15807474
True. People already believe scientists are infallible.

>>15807474
>reddit core

>>15805111
This sounds like a Hitman mission

>>15805936
when you learn the mysterious shrouded history of the bog family you'll realize they've been behind the scenes pulling the strings on their human marionettes for centuries if not millennia

>>15805111
It was an attempted assassination by judeo-troskists sponsored by anglos, Rothschild and Hitler
Their puny minds and pathetic efforts were just part of his great plan. He impregnated Lenin’s daughter, gave the soul to her embryo, which he split in two and let his useless body die
His next step was travel to france and he even published physics papers that tied general relativity, quantum mechanics, consciousness and upstream contamination. However at our current stage we are unable to understand them, so he dumped those bodies as well
Currently he is busy making threads die as soon as I post in them

>>15809432
>Currently he is busy making threads die as soon as I post in them
How does he manage to do that?

>>15778652
computer generated imagery might make us one some day if there isn't any existing accident scene photos, if there are photos then the pima county sheriff's department are the ones who have them

>>15807514
>If you still have value
"value" in this context means "insurance"

>>15775974

>>15776697
This is the best one so far, thats like something out of one of those fake holohoax stories.

>>15809432
>at our current stage we are unable to understand them
looool

>>15794177
You're probably thinking of John Nash. His wife was also killed in the crash.

>>15776171

>>15814579
Look at all those snakes lololol
Snakes dindu nuffin

>>15814603
Fred Phelps was a man before his time. We should have listened closer to him