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15645680 No.15645680 [Reply] [Original]

There has literally been no summer in the UK this year
>ummm global warming is real because...ummm...IT WAS HOT IN ITALY IN JULY!....SCIENCE!!!!
Again, there has literally been no summer here this year

>> No.15645773

It’s been cold and rainy here too. We never got summer this year either. What a ripoff

>> No.15645783

>>15645680
climate change might have a signifcant portion attributable to human action, and it may even bring negative impacts to us, however the economy's natural growth via market interaction will easily outpace that damage.

Climate change is being used as yet another reason to tax you.

>> No.15646707

>>15645680
What a stupid fucking thread

>> No.15646718

Our results show that in private and academic circles since the late 1970s and early 1980s, ExxonMobil predicted global warming correctly and skillfully. Using established statistical techniques, we find that 63 to 83% of the climate projections reported by ExxonMobil scientists were accurate in predicting subsequent global warming. ExxonMobil’s average projected warming was 0.20° ± 0.04°C per decade, which is, within uncertainty, the same as that of independent academic and government projections published between 1970 and 2007. The average “skill score” and level of uncertainty of ExxonMobil’s climate models (67 to 75% and ±21%, respectively) were also similar to those of the independent models.

>> No.15646742
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15646742

>>15645680
Have you considered the possibility that there are places outside of the UK and Italy?

>> No.15646752

>>15645680
>the cloudiest place on the planet is getting no sun therefore climate is not changing
is /sci/ getting dumber?

>> No.15646757

>>15646742
>okay goy your country is colder than usual but this random shithole in africa that you've never been to and can't afford to go to to verify is really hot, pay more taxes to change the whether!
what a fucking scam

>> No.15646777

>>15646757
>I hear hoofbeats, must be Saruman the White's hoofbeat sound generating magic!
Why believe in a magical conspiracy when you could arrive at the more likely conclusion that it is getting hotter in Africa?

>> No.15646780

>>15646777
why is that more likely?

>> No.15646784

>>15646780
It doesn't require the existence of a huge international conspiracy to fudge the average temperature of every locale in the world and simultaneously misreport it to scores of different outlets, many of which employ their own meterologists and take their own measurements.

>> No.15646792

>>15646757
its always hotter "somewhere else"
and of course i totally believe that its hotter "somewhere else" because the MSM news says it is, they would never lie

>> No.15646794

>>15646784
there are hundreds of thousands of catholic clergymen in the world, believing they're all conspiring to make up a religion can't be true then, does this mean god is real?

>> No.15646797

>>15646784
In Australia they just use fake (((digital))) thermometers that are programmed to read 1.7º high

>> No.15646834

>>15646797
Easiest citation of your life. Link the github repo.

>> No.15647013

did you miss the bloody heat wave mate?

>> No.15647088

>>15645680
You can have some of ours, we have plenty to spare
t.East Texas

>> No.15647122

>>15645680
Doesn't it ebb and flow? I thought they were saying next year is supposed to be the hottest ever (again)

It's a shame, I was looking forward to my 30 degrees and we got like 25 for a week and that's it

>> No.15647310

>>15645680
It has been wonderfully cool in Paris this year. Why, I even wore a scarf last week, and nearly everyone is out and about in a light sweater. This, of course, is due to the anomalous jet stream conditions in our particular part of the world, and not at all because climate change is not real. tl;dr correlation does not have to equal causation, i award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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15647863

>>15646757
shut up and give me all your money

>> No.15648019

>>15646742
they weren't sticking temperature readings on top of asphalt next to AC units in 1919 lol

>> No.15648072

>>15645783

Even for /sci/ this is one of the most idiotic things I've ever read.

>> No.15648109

You guys didnt deserve a summer so you didnt get one.

>> No.15648130

England is famously good for having cloudy weather that blocks the Sun. It also has the occasional sunny day.

>> No.15648140

Ya well it was 38 fucking C is Canada so eat a dick OP

>> No.15648141

>>15648130
Lol people complaining about good clouds when almost everyone would complain about how hot it was otherwise kys now

>> No.15648146

>>15648140
C...c...Canada. such a frail country with frail insecure citizens.

>> No.15648755

>>15648072
you’re a statist

>> No.15648759

>>15646784
>huge international conspiracy
the government taxes you right now you cock sucking fuck wit

>> No.15648767

>>15646794
This might be the dumbest post I've ever read on /sci/

>> No.15648920

>>15645680
>There has literally been no summer in the UK this
Climate hoaxers will pretend they always said it, or the opposite if needed. It is useless to give attention to the parasite caste. Only retards do, myself didn't even ignore them and this clownworld flooded prayer mill is the only contact I have but in two weeks had

>> No.15649114

The climate has been changing since before humans existed.

>> No.15649324

Here in Europe it's cold and raining. In heckin August. That's not okay.

>> No.15649397

>I don't believe in climate science, there's not enough evidence
>Wow this populist politician/religious leader/media figure/youtuber is great, I don't need any evidence to believe every single thing they say!

>> No.15649406

It was sunny in England today

>> No.15649722

>>15645680
>The climate has been very different to normal this summer
>This means climate change is fake

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>>15649406

>> No.15650420

>>15645680
>(line 1) all climate science is invalidated because global warming isn't real
>(line 2) global warming isn't real because of global climate change
>(line 3) global climate change isn't real because see (line 1)

>> No.15651222

>>15646742
Maybe if they hadn't fucking terraformed the entirety of the Western world into agricultural desert, for the grand purpose of feeding Africa to triple its population over the past 40 years, then maybe more rainwater would stay in the ground and actually cool shit down when it got hot.
That's the entire reason for the high peak temperature that retarded normies use as arguments for Co2 mediated climate change.
Could it possibly be, that a desert is hotter than a forest, regardless of Co2?
Could it possibly be, that fertile soil with loads of trees absorbs water better than fields that are empty for half the year?
It's the most retarded mental dissonance of climate "science" and of the normies supporting it.
It's almost all caused by hydrological destruction. Just look at the Sahara during the African humid period, look at the Loess Plateau, Petra or the Jordanian royal botanic garden.
Retards who don't understand how nature works overfarm the land until it's literal fucking rock and sand and then piss off.
The entire narrative that we've been told essentially leads to the ecological destruction of Europe and North America, so that Africans can make 3.5 billion people, for whose creation we will all have to become exclusively grain eating vegans, 3.5 billion people, who will then go on to destroy Africa as they rapidly harvest all natural resources.
Stop exporting so much food to Africa and China and force them to grow their own.
It will fix most economic and ecological problems in the world.
If we don't do it we can start preparing for rapture.
Watch these and you'll understand what I'm talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRPP4Ilpxso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDgDWbQtlKI

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>>15646742
oh no no no

>> No.15651883

Its summer today lad, just go outside

>> No.15651892

>>15645680
Didn't we just get 100F ocean temp off Florida?

>> No.15651895

>>15651892
>F
>C

>> No.15651985

>>15645680
> in /sci/
> can't read a scientific paper
why don't you go back to /soc/ and find yourself a nigger that will fuck your ugly unwashed ass?

>> No.15651995

>>15645783
> natural growth will outpace the damage
what the fuck does this mean?
buying and selling more stuff will do what? make our soils so infertile that jesus will have no choice but to come back and give us manna again?
i believe in markets but this is ridiculous

>> No.15652009

>>15651895
CAM ON INGERLAND

>> No.15652553

>>15651985
the n word is racist

>> No.15652563

OP if you put ice cubes in a cup of water it'll get cold until they melt, then it'll stop being cold. Its common sense.

>> No.15652629

>>15645680
They literally adjust the raw measurements higher every year, simply because the expanding urban heat island isn't enough for the panic they want.

>> No.15652644
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>>15645680

>DUDE! IT'S LIKE...COLD WHERE I AM! SO LIKE...HOW CAN THERE BE GLOBAL WARMING!?

>WHO CARES IF SOME PLACES ARE SEEING RECORD 104+ DEGREE EVERY DAY FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH!

>WHO CARES IF SOME PLACES ARE LITERALLY BEING BURNED OR FLOODED OFF THE MAP!?

>WHO CARES THAT THE OCEAN IS GETTING SO HOT THAT AN ALARMING MAJORITY OF MARINE LIFE IS DYING!?

>IT IS *CLAP* HECKIN *CLAP* COLD *CLAP* WHERE I AM!

>HERE'S A PICTURE OF TIME MAGAZINE COVERS FROM THE HECKIN 70S! OWNED!

>SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL WARMING! CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

>> No.15652648

Screenshot this post - 2024 will be a tremendously hot year due to an abnormal El Nino cycle that causes this mild summer in northern europe this year.

>> No.15652766

global warming is real
>>gets frostbitten in a hot, desert country in the winter

>> No.15653269

>>15651895
°F is for freedom, °Cunt.

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>>15646707
this is cereal

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mptNDINqYnQ

>> No.15653295

>>15645680
>no summer
World is cooling down, dramatically. All long term indicators. Polar ice thickness is obvious, many more i will never tell a forum in subhuman shithole that bombed my gas supply. Science had did crimes to humanity beyond comprehension. They should all shot asap.

>> No.15653351

>>15645680
dude we had one of the hottest junes on record

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>>15652648
>global warming is gonna kill everyone!!
>you'll see!!!
>two weeks!!