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/sci/ humor thread

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>>15588140
Materialists BTFO

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>> No.15588188

>>15588140
>loves abstraction
>has a non-abstract image of a heart
2/10
>>15588164
I look like this and say this

>> No.15588214

>>15588178
What is a category?

>> No.15589335

>>15588214
An array of numbers

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>>15588178
Fixed

>> No.15589482

>>15588158
oh, that's a neat one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851U557j6HE

>> No.15589484

>>15588214
something something endofunctors

>> No.15589651

>>15588164
dont know what it is, but it reminds me of when I learned the basics of set theory and started rewriting literally everything in rigorous set theory language

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>>15588140
>1685692421810636.png
Huh? What is a fake monoid then?

>> No.15590813

>>15588178
>what is integration?
a sum of all the numbers in the array of numbers
>what is differentiation?
subtracting a previous number from every number in the array of numbers

>> No.15590906

>>15588156
Based
>>15588154
Cringe

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>> No.15591022

>>15590813
Differentiation and integration is continuous, you cannot map the domain to an array.

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>> No.15591053

>>15588155
this is a philosophical problem rather than scientific one
either >>>/lit/ or >>>/his/ would like to read this.
>>15589455
i lost at this one.

>> No.15591070

>>15589455
'em

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>>15591022
>Differentiation and integration is continuous, you cannot map the domain to an array!!!

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>> No.15591442

>>15588168
This one gets me every fuckin time lol

>> No.15591694

>>15591098
I still don’t understand why the Gucci and Fendi sheets

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>>15591694
Show they are rich? Since the women only got with them for financial stability

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>>15588140

>> No.15591810

>>15588141
you would never reach the water if you went right

>> No.15591854

>>15590914
LOL i got it

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>>15591810
sqrt(2)m < 1.5m

Is going around a circle infinite?

>> No.15591957

>>15591280
>What is measuring up close with actual instruments with equivalent conditions like weather, tide, and seasons rather than a couple photos from a fair distance.

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>>15591957
>What is getting emotionally triggered by content in the humor thread

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>>15592147
what does that have to do with science or math?

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>> No.15592976

>>15592931
I wonder how Wildsperger would feel knowing that he's the MVP of a 4chan fantasy soccer game

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I'm not even phased bruh

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>>15591957
reality beats climatologists' mumbojumbo

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>>15592976
Would he be mad that every goal is a real number? /sci/ vs /trv/ tomorrow btw, vs /h/ on sunday, and /c/ the following saturday btw.

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LMAO THIS NIGGA PAYING ELON FOR TWITTER

>> No.15595135

>>15589651
Get a hammer and everything starts looking like a nail.

>> No.15595162

>>15588168
Kek

>> No.15596265

>>15594972
Jesus was a Jew and Christians actually worship a Jew lolol

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>> No.15596339

>>15588164
Had a floormate like this. Cracked out on adderall. Pulled a knife on another floormate when high on coke. Ejected from the university. Sad path for an autist tho I’m sure he’s back

>> No.15596346

>>15588178
Many such cases

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Is math a express ticket to schizophrenia? Was Pi trying to warn us? If I get a phd in math will a sick electronic soundtrack follow me around?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI_XqO0NZ8g

>> No.15597220

>>15595135
'cept everything IS a nail if we talking about sets

>> No.15597486

>>15592176
>more inbred + lower IQ = more conservative
Lol. Accurate.

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>>15600030
jej

>> No.15600141

>>15589711
It's a generalisation of monoid from category theory, a monoid in a monoidal category. The "in a monoidal category" means those aren't required to be functions or cartesian products in Set (as an ordinary monoid outside of category theory).

>> No.15600156

>>15591042
Bad strawman. It is an obvious observable fact that black people tend to score more poorly than white people by giving IQ tests; the issue comes with extrapolating this to an innate difference in ability between races. The average white person has better socioeconomic conditions than the average black person.
>but it still shows up when controlling for income!
Just like how black people got denied loans at a higher rate in the same income bracket.

>> No.15600178

>>15591892
Depends how long you feel like going

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>> No.15601024

>>15600156
>Just like how black people got denied loans at a higher rate in the same income bracket
why

>> No.15601301

>>15600156
>The average white person has better socioeconomic conditions than the average black person
Which is exactly what you would see if the difference was innate. Did regions of Europe and Asia badly affected by WWII see their cognitive performance collapse relative to safer areas? Why are Japanese Americans doing so well after getting shoved into concentration camps?

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>>15601314
what about rocket surgeons

>> No.15602639

>>15594972
Ignorance is bliss

>> No.15602644

>>15601314
Duuh I just as smert as the guy who splits atoms I totally could if i wanted to

>> No.15602821

>>15588158
I'm the monkey that would. Fuck

>> No.15602838

>>15601312
Got me kek

>> No.15602844

>>15601314
I agree. But their brain is superior to yours in their field.
Humans are really intelligent, but few are driven.

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>>15601314
This, they're smarter than average, but not as much as people may think. Midwits literally think every scientist is some 180 IQ mega genius freak.

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>>15603730
>they're smarter than average
nope
women get nearly 2/3 of all academic credentials and women are low iq, factor in all the male affirmative action beneficiaries and that lowers the iq even further. scientists are below average iq, thats why they have below average incomes.
truck drivers earn more on average than scientists do

>> No.15603749

>>15603743
>Did the scientists say something that disagreed with my world-view? They must all be retards

>> No.15604334

>>15594972
>all but admitting that religion is just a massive coping mechanism

>> No.15604413

>>15603743
>women get nearly 2/3 of all academic credentials and women are low iq
Yes, but not all women are below 100 IQ.
>>15603743
>scientists are below average iq, thats why they have below average incomes.
Increasing IQ beyond 120 reduces financial motivation. These fuckers don't know how to hustle. Nerds in school, nerds in business I always say.

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>> No.15604883

>>15600156
>but it still shows up when controlling for income!
Total non-sequitar. Black people get denied loans cuz racism. Racism doesn't prevent black poeple from scoring lower on IQ tests when controlling for income...

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>>15604956
debunked

>> No.15604994

>>15604985
Thanks Chang

>> No.15605011

>>15600530
outliers are statistically significant, always

>> No.15605018

>>15604413

>Hustle

Are you going to explain your grindset to us?

>> No.15605057

>>15605018
Na yall wouldn't get it. It's like trying to explain 'go fish' to nerds playing 'yugioh'. Some people write equations, some people write checks. We aint playin the same game in life.

>> No.15605063

>>15604985
What does this even mean? Energy conserves itself.

>> No.15605074

>>15604413
>not all women are below 100 IQ.
debunked, all women are below 100 IQ.

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>>15605074
nat, but women tend to have a narrower curve. Which means it's the same average, but less female geniuses, and less female retards as well compared ro men.

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>> No.15607581

>>15606545
This is how catdog was made.

>> No.15607614

>>15606563
Women are such fucking disgusting creatures, why do I love them so much?

>> No.15607649

>>15591042
>text text text
yeah

>> No.15607662

>>15592170 meant for >>15592062

>> No.15607687

what triggered the chud melty itt?

>> No.15607743

>>15606563
>barefoot in leggings
I'm gonna cum

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>>15605063

>> No.15607906

>>15606563
>I HOPE I DONT GET WORMS
maybe from the dog she fucks, but that's going to be a shit ton of mercury buildup in her brain

>> No.15607965

>>15594021
>female are especially built to be my wife
h-hot

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>> No.15607985

>>15607977
better solution than trusting the science,
use basic critical thinking skills

here's a question to try starting with
gradually increase the difficulty for yourself!

what happens if you burn down every single tree on this planet?

>> No.15608808

>>15607985
>what happens if you burn down every single tree on this planet?
no doubt you have some doomsday lie prepared for any answer to that question, probably one based around your ignorance of the fact that the majority of photosynthesis takes place in the oceans.

>> No.15608827

Jesus Christ this is what you guys consider humor?

>> No.15608872

>>15600986
Biggest User of Kobalt is diesel production

>> No.15608911

>>15608827
Show us how its done since you consider yourself the expert. I anxiously await your contributions to this thread

>> No.15608929

>>15601314
>this meme
Midwit moment. I can just see one having this saved on his phone and saying aktually this study shoes brain surgeons and rocket scientists arent any smarter than the rest of us, see! Weapons grade cope.

>> No.15608932

>>15606456
Another thing to consider is that the difference between the male and female averages differs racially

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>> No.15608936

>>15608827
At least 90% of everything is shi

>> No.15608956

>>15603730
I tested at 160 when I was 13. The woman doing it said it was the highest she's ever recorded. Its lower now and haven't had another psychologist administered test. That said, I don't have much to show for it and often play dumb.

>> No.15608966

>>15608956
you sure do seem to like talking about yourself on social media

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>>15608827
no it's literally just one spammer

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>> No.15610607

Why are <whatever board> humor threads always so bad, scientifically speaking?

>> No.15610625

>>15610607
no one makes oc anymore
also jannies ignoring blatant trolling

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>>15610625
(meanwhile the jannies will be perfectly happy to remove perfectly on-topic posts, of course)

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>>15610625
Wut is oc?

>> No.15610635

(meanwhile the jannies will happily remove perfectly on-topic posts, of course)

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>>15600534
Awwww, it seems you want AI to replace scientists. You will get what you deserve you piece of shit.

>> No.15610734

>>15589455
True and real, based AF.

>> No.15610738

>>15610607
Why do you feel entitled to receive good content when you don't contribute any? How do you manage to award yourself credit for being a valid judge of content when its a demonstrated fact that you're not able to find or make good content yourself?
If you can't make a decent post here then that pretty much proves that you're unable to recognize good content

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>>15589455
What is a picture? An array of numbers.

>> No.15610748

>>15604985
https://youtu.be/GzXAbm55DOE

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>>15610738
Defensive much? Guess we found the spammer.

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>> No.15611030

>>15611003

So Y axis is going down here like in computer graphics. Moral standards are always equally low in the bible, but they are rising constantly according to our knowledge. So of course the bible is more and more barbaric as the time go.