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I took 3 Pfizer jabs and had 0 side effects whatsoever. What does this mean scientifically speaking?

>> No.15595408

technically it's called "lying"

>> No.15595426

>>15595403
have you had any main effects?

>> No.15595436

>>15595426
No nothing, not even the sore arm most people had

>> No.15595438

ur gonna dead in 2 more years sorry libTARD

>> No.15595447

>>15595436
what batch numbers did you get and which brand

>> No.15595448
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>>15595436

>> No.15595450

>>15595447
>batch numbers
I don't know, it's been a long time and I'm not sure they even gave them to me in the first place
>>15595447
>which brand
On my covid certificate it says: SARS-CoV-2 mRNA vaccine, Comirnaty, Biontech Manufacturing GmbH

>> No.15595569

>>15595403
I had 2 and my side effects were literally all the exact symptoms of covid for 2-3 days after each shot. That's never happened to me with any other vaccine in my life, but it was enough to make me never trust another vaccine again.

>> No.15595588

>>15595569
It depends on the person. My parents got fucked up by the vaccine for a couple days every time they took it, meanwhile I was like OP and I sucked cock, and also took 3 shots with zero problems.

>> No.15595803

>>15595403
You were in the control group.

>> No.15596005

>>15595803
i guess everyone must have been in the control group then considering how rare side effects are

>> No.15596008

>>15596005
if youre so confident why are you here starting vax threads

>> No.15596011

>>15596008
i'm not you fucking retard

>> No.15596021

I took the vaccine and died 14 days later.

>> No.15596103

>>15596021
RIP

>> No.15596124

>>15596011
oh i see, youre just dropping in to tell the dumb dirty antivaxxers that theyre dumb dirty antivaxxers. you totally dont have second thoughts about getting the clot shot. rock on

>> No.15596292

>>15596124
Good second thoughts, like “maybe humanity isn’t out to kill me after all, observable reality would suggest as much”

>> No.15596303

>>15596021
I died on the spot after the magnets pulled me up to the ceiling lights and caused a short circuit

>> No.15596320

>>15595403
3x pfizer here, 4/21, 7/21 and 2/22
No problems

>> No.15596326

>>15596005
>considering how rare side effects are

Remember, for 3 years everything was blamed on covid? Now, you could drop dead 30 seconds after getting a booster and it would be considered an unrelated death.

You've been swindled and now you make threads like this to help yourself sleep at night.

Find your god, anon, there is no help for you here. You made your choice now live with it and stop spreading your dishonest rhetoric in a vain attempt to save face. Pathetic.

>> No.15596336
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>>15596124
>dumb dirty antivaxxers
aka plague rats

>> No.15596344

>>15595403
Same here except 0 jabs and 0 side effects.

>> No.15596369

>>15595403
>I took 3 Pfizer jabs and had 0 side effects so far
SV40 takes time to work unless you already had a significant malignancy to begin with

>> No.15596640

>>15596369
True, I knew a 60 year old who got the covid jab and after only 20 years he died.

>> No.15596807

>>15595403
>I played Ruzzian roulette and survived
>that means it's safe

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>>15596807
>Ruzzian roulette
not taking the jab

>> No.15596829

>>15595448
What does the schizo want to tell us?

>> No.15596856

>>15595403
First shot: sore arm for half a day
Second shot: mild fever in the evening, fine the next morning
Third shot: literally nothing

I guess it's a bit random.

>> No.15596859

>>15596369
>SV40
What's the latest conspiracy theory? Is this like WD40 or graphite? What was discovered in the jab now, three years later?

>> No.15597031

>>15595403
It means you are an Ashkenazi Jew. You have the low affinity ace-2 phenotype that does not bind spike protein.

>> No.15597596

>>15596292
why did the fda coerce amazon into removing nac off the market right when studies about nac being helpful against covid were being published?

>> No.15597618

3 shots, 0 problems (yet) here. when do i get my chill bux?

>> No.15597800

>>15595403
Do you have any undiagnosed blood clots, endothelial damage, or early stage lymphoma?

>> No.15597809

>>15596303
Should've not died and lived long enough to see Project Blue Beans Vaccinally Enhanced(tm)

>> No.15597813

>>15597596
I dunno why’d you make it up?

>> No.15597824

>>15595448
I can't read Hansel and Gretel speak

>> No.15598840

>>15595403
did you measure troponins in the days following jabs

>> No.15599094

I find it higly unlikely that you are still alive. The clot woke jabs are so much more lethal than "Covid-19" that it's not even funny. You were taken as a fool, and miraculously still here.

>> No.15599141

First shot made me feel weird, not bad just weird for a few hours. Second shot I got a pretty bad fever for about a day. Third shot nothing. It's been 2 years since, when will the HIV-Jakob creutzfeld-myocarditis kick in?

>> No.15599334

>>15597813
lol. better to stay safe in your bubble than face reality and admit you got duped, i guess

>> No.15599463

>>15595403
>3 Pfizer jabs and had 0 side effects whatsoever.
yet lmao

>> No.15600661

>>15597596
did you even check to see if NAC was actually banned from amazon or u just repeating more drivel like the retard you are?

>> No.15600677

>>15595403
Nothing

>> No.15600700

>>15600661
my order of nac from amazon was frozen for months before i cancelled it so yes, i know it was banned. now, now that everyone is trying to forget about the whole messy affair that was covid, yes now, its available for sale. shut the fuck up if you dont know what happened

>> No.15600753
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15600753

>I took the Trump vaccine and I'm proud of it!!
>Trump's vaccine saved my life!!
>What? Would I vote for Trump?
>No, of course not.
How do Trumpvax enthusiasts justify this line of reasoning? Trump saved your life using the epic science that you love so much, how come you still lividly hate Trump so much?

>> No.15600765

>>15600753
my favourite is the vaxtard that posts some pic showing trump endorsing the vax. wow, its your sworn enemy promoting the vaccine you took. what the fuck is your point?

>> No.15600770

>>15595403
I took 0 jabs and had 0 side effects.
And if I ever caught covid I didn't know it from spring time allergies.