/sci/ - Science & Math

Psychotic episode = intellectual temper tantrum

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>>15501776
german spotted
>schmilen schmulen shitten poopen farten

>>15501795
Jokes aside, the temperature scale comparison is why Fahrenheit is superior.

>>15501778
wow this is not funny at all

>>15501754
is this true

>>15501805
cute

>>15501814
screaming

>>15501810
loled

does anyone have the "what hole" meme?

>>15503193
nice political cartoon, but what does this have to do with /sci/?

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>>15501814
> Muh schizophrenia is justified by le complex plane magick
Christ.

>>15504540
>yeah I'm bulking, how'd you know?

>>15501792
literally this. this this 1000 billion times this.
please get help (and receptors)

>>15501767
I laughed.

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>>15501844
This but unironically

https://twitter.com/damonimani/status/1669792616039194625
Alex Jones discussing 5g, vacines & atrazine with RFK Jr

That bit you like is my cocaine. Now do the loss gain ratio. FOOLS

>>15501794
lol

>>15501831
I love this image, shame wikipedia has declined so.
Maybe I'll make my own better wikipedia just for the lulz and use this image everywhere.

>>15501844
its true, lol

>>15501931
>that old af google look and cirno
man, that feels nostalgic

>>15501767
Get help

>>15501817
>better known for other work

>>15501757
It's {1,7,11,13,17,19,23,29}

>>15501844
The only thing that sets this apart from commie rhetoric is the fixation on politics

>>15508407
Niggle me this, Batman, what are 30-1, 30-7, 30-11 and 30-13?

You don't read so good.

>>15504112
kek

>>15501797
fantastic. Thanks for posting this

>>15502906
Put your ear up to your computer and find out for yourself

>>15503193
He saw that numbers are posted here sometimes

>>15510020
>>>/pol/

Anyone screencap the thread of the schizo who took pictures of his housemate doing his work and being paranoid?

>>15510060
its a funny cartoon about how mask wearers are knowledgable about disease prevention science and tinfoil hatters are looney mental cases, i don't see why you think it doesn't belong here, its clearly about scientific/medical topics

>>15510156
>govnnt isn't pedos
>there's no pharma cartel
>media isn't corrupt
>there's no dark agenda
Maybe you really should go to /pol/

>>15510671
based.

only purebloods will get this joke

>>15512185
i thought all the vaxxed people should have already died by now

>>15512188
be patient, excess mortality in 2022 was double what it was in 2021. if that trend continues then it won't be long before the midwits are wiped out completely

>>15512188
The cancer diagnoses are rising. The neurological diagnoses are rising. The autoimmune diagnoses are rising. Excess mortality is measurable. Climate change, eating eggs and shaking your duvet clearly have a visible effect on the health of the general population.

>>15512188
Wasn't the figure he quoted 2-5 years?

>>15512356
Deagel's 2015 forecast was -70% depopulation by 2025, so it lines up.

>>15510175
Because not only you cannot know those things, but also because you don't know how to use the greentext, maybe you really should go the fuck back.

>>15510405
> consensus
I hope ai will sort you pseuds out soon.

>>15511172
basado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKnWKDbb5lk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvchZhvG1Hg

>>15512343
https://www.health.harvard.edu/mind-and-mood/does-covid-19-damage-the-brain
https://globalnews.ca/news/9738168/long-covid-brain-inflammation-study/
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2023-06-covid-brain-cells-fuse.html
https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-linked-to-substantial-drop-in-intelligence-new-research-finds-12364433
https://edition.cnn.com/2022/09/19/health/covid-alzheimers-diagnosis-wellness/index.html

>>15512420
>No it's not the vax.

>>15512420
Which protein of the virus is causing all these diseases?

>>15512425
no evidence there is a connection

>>15512431
>there is no evidence there is a connection

>>15501831
The image that broke /his/. And more evidence that those retards are crossboarding.

>>15512397
I appreciate skepticism, but being staunchly against professional opinion is no longer skepticism, as certainty of a thing being wrong is the same as certainty of a thing being right, and consensus is created when progress is made or 'proof' determined. That consensus being the 'more likely right' observation, as it is able to be developed on.
This has little bearing on the video in question, as the 'professional opinion' in question wasn't qualified as speculation and thereby both alienating skeptics and empowering the self-righteous believers. You'll still never make anyone happy no matter how hard you ride the skepticism fence. Don't mind me, just writing to the void today.

Also, this is a humor thread, so gfto.

>>15512857
>being staunchly against professional opinion
is what true science is all about
>Also, this is a humor thread
and the joke is on you, nigger

>>15512343
So is the population, life expectancy (not counting the average going down from righties not getting the vax and not eating their wheaties instead of McDonalds, lmao), the number of oncologists and access to them (along with the techniques and technology available to them), cancer is becoming easier to put into remission and leading to the same person getting a new kind later, and public service announcements to remind people to get checked.
>There's no malware on my computer if I don't scan it
>It's just old, that's why it's slow

>National Cancer Institute predicted a 55% increase in cancer patients from 2005 to 2020 back in a study from 2009.
>Maybe if you keep shifting the goalpost back you can continue digging into that rabbithole.

>Neuro diags are rising
Much of the same as above.
Although, if we're including psychiatric diagnoses (which I don't know if you're also referring to), with that one there is also much higher rates of misdiagnoses, so who knows how much of it was the leaded gas your dad was huffing, how much is induced by the doomscrolling drip fed algo fucking us up, and how much is all fake quackery.

>Autoimmune
I straight don't have an answer for that one, though. That might be my next rabbithole and I wouldn't mind some decent resources on that one. Both covid/vax centric and pre-covid trend/correlation studies would be of interest to me.

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>>15512428
Enough with the antisemitistic antisemitic remarks.

>>15512951
computer science brainlet here
qrd on turing and infinite loops?

>>15512987
Halting problem. Look it up.

>>15513038
why can't I just make a computer that predicts whether a machine will halt where if it detects its own schematics it punches the operator saying "nice try smartass"

>>15513047
Because there's a shitload of other things which aren't computable. If you pick a random subset of the natural numbers it'll almost surely be impossible to construct a Turing machine enumerating this set.

>>15513047
Excuse the patronizing tone of the article, but this isn't a bad explanation
>https://www.huffpost.com/entry/how-to-describing-alan-turings-halting-problem-to_b_58d1ae08e4b062043ad4add7

>>15513275
>what happens when P runs with input P
like I said, it detects itself and punches the operator
"nice try smartass"

>>15513356
4/10, decent bait

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>>15501792
No it doesn't dumbass. Time dilation is built into the relativistic doppler shift formula.

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>>15513607
Kek! right click save

>>15512188
Happening all around. Tens of millions dead due to the vaccines now.

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>>15501836
true

>>15512188
i think over half of the ones who are going to die from it have already died. look no further than the constant media coverage of celebs and sports pros dying of "suddenly".

>>15513739
Charles Hoffman said that from what he'd seen the capillary damage from the injected spike protein bioweapon would be significant for several years. that was a while ago so it might have been refined since then

>>15513596
>become a nurse they said
>you'll be drowning in pussy they said

>>15513751
Might have been Hoff?

>>15501782
No one asked janny

>>15512358
Why should I assume it's the clot shot and not because of Deagle's own explanation? (economic collapse)

>>15501812
lmfao

>>15513812
Why not both?

>>15513727
ISO 8601 gang, rise up

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>>15513607
>/sci/ humor threads are where I'll post my deepfried boomer facebook jaypegs
>>15510666
>satanic trips

>>15514279
excess deaths doubling every year since the vax was rolled out

>>15513812
Economic collapses don't result in genocides.
Genocides result in genocides.

>>15514439
ehm

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>>15508411
source?

>>15508411
WOOWOO WOO WOO WOO

>>15514279
Fuck, I actually lost.
Image stolen.

>>15514486
>Economic collapses don't result in genocides
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocaust

>>15515716
>Gottem

>>15515716
>Holocaust
I forgot we were in the humour thread, thanks for reminding me.

>>15501812
>prophase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase

That was funny

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pic related

>>15517445
Do you find them not funny or non-scientific?

>>15517579
either reason means they wouldn't belong here.

>>15517445
The trick is to use filters and hide shit threads
doesn't always work though

>>15514279
dunno why the right guy is so low res, but it was hilarious anyway

>>15517790
so you have neither, just got triggered by the uncomfortable scientific facts you were unscientifically fighting all along

>>15517579
half of those aren't even tangentially on topic

>>15517995
And what was the topic?

>>15517995
The only thing that is offtopic itt is your annoying nagging, nog.

>>15514279
I made this :^)

>>15518081
its inaccurate

>>15518154
>Americans Dying from Shocking conclusion from UK government health data
>Surely the insurance analyst they consulted wouldn't stand to benefit from charging you higher premiums, goyim
>The Florida Standard
my head is spinning purely from the amount of glow coming off this shit

>>15502910
>autism spectrum people

>>15503181
This one got me good lol

>>15513596
The look on his face is priceless

>>15518018
science and mathematics
>>15518043
obvious samefag is obvious

>>15517579
yes.

>>15517962
>got triggered by the uncomfortable scientific facts you were unscientifically fighting
the rise of anti-science

>>15518081
I'll believe you and say "good job anon"

>>15517445
this
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>>15518043
fuck off half of them weren't even clever or funny and instead look like something I'd see one of my 67-year-old boomer relatives post on facebook. not every single board on this site has to be covered in unfunny politics shit.
>the only way anyone could possibly find my shitty posts bad is if they were triggered ;^)
I have like 500 images saved on my hdd right now that would get me fired on the spot without question if I posted them on my work's Slack, eat a dick.

>>15518539
you older relatives are smarter than you because they're adults with far more life experience than you have, you're just a dumb schoolchild, haven't even truly matured to adulthood even though you're an adult by law. daddy still pays all your bills, you're just an overgrown baby

>>15518568
what about my 73-year-old former-cop father who became a lib during the bush years and has stayed that way ever since?

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>>15518661
yes
no
ef they did go they didn't use the ships hey claim they used
no of course not, only high altitude aerosol spraying
climate is alawys changing
lolno
why?

>>15518266
>science and mathematics
so? only one of those is unrelated to this topic, even though it is all about numbers, so it could fly under my radar.
>>15518370
believers in science are antiscientific, but they're in decline
>>15518539
>half of them weren't even clever or funny
so you also found half of them alright? good.

>>15518661
why did you post the normal version with no punchline
>>15518756
the other half weren't funny either

>>15518769
>the other half weren't funny either
still funnier than your comments, now gfys

>>15518790
>elder rage
>still posting boring shit from his 600 image vax folder

>>15504540
saved as dirty_bulk.png for later use on /fit/

>more words+math means more smarterer therefore ill pretend its funny to feel more smarterer
you guys are fucking pseuds

this pic is funny because this board is always circulating stupid rumors of comic bookish top secret miltiary high tech when in reality this picture reveals how genuine state sponsored propaganda campaigns are carried out in actual real irl life

>>15503417
Kek

>>15518866
You will not memoryhole it, believer in science.
>>15519051
This.

A solemn reminder than even though science wasn't created by the church, academia was. And another level of this understanding is that academia was the name of plato's sect, and, according to Diogenes Laertius, plato conspired to burn all works of Democritus.
I hope it will motivate young scientists to publish outside of academia and to make science outside of academia. Find yourself some sponsors. And a good video to make this noble motivation stronger. Make your rich relatives feel like aristocrats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebqAH5mLZNk

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>>15518756
>oh they have numbers in them so they count
I'm halfway convinced that you're a false flag trying to make 'your side' look stupider than it actually is.

>>15518908
you should add this

>>15518790
remember when people who'd had the vax started experiencing weird ball ache and ejaculating a lot?

>>15519154
So academia is a sect or cult?

>>15519206
I never said they count, schlomo. What I said is if I didn't know what those numbers were, I would think they were some math joke I don't get.

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>>15519220
Ovens? Is this about Italian pizzerias?

>>15519251
That pizzeria joke is not the only way those ovens are linked to pizzagate.

>>15519255
i consider myself quite chuddy but the last one is actually wrong, the iq bell curve for woman has same mean as that for men but with less variance so women are more likely to be midwits than either retards or geniuses

>>15519267
not true retard, true for asians tho

>>15519271
source nigger?

>>15519273
have 5 sisters

>>15519275
kek

>>15519267
It depends on what you're testing with IQ and at what age,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5dvUVuwcxg

>>15519372
Explain like I'm statistically illiterate

>>15518790
oh shi...

>>15519345
Why are women like this in science?

>>15519391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDW-x6MEHGI

>>15519405
Because they never belonged. Even if they get become successful, they do so as leaders of groups full of males.

>>15519391
99% of nutritional epidemiology is based on weak, biased and misrepresented data.

>>15519405
Because jews use them as a tool to dismantle the civilization. I'm not saying that all of them do not belong, because many of them do, but some of them are plain insane and would be fired if not the quotas.
A bright example which came to my mind is how JCVI's youtube channel was taken over by this freak a couple of years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb3EskByY8A
this horror stopped when I brought it to their attention, but it never was good since then.

>>15519405
Education and science as institutions are not being separated.

>>15519405
> Why women like this are in science?
Education and science as institutions are not being separated.

meanwhile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR_sLjFuu0Q

>>15519495

>thread shit up by dumb spamming polnigger
>half the posts don't even seem to be intended to be particularly funny even if you agree with them and the other half aren't even about science or math
actual cancer

>>15519250
i wish more abstracts were written like this

>>15519658
the n word is racist

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>>15519297
Why is lefty so cute and righty so uggo?

>>15519658
I thought jews were supposed to have sense of humour. You're some endangered subspecie of them, I suppose. But because finding this thread amusing I am in a good mood and ready to explain the funny components of those jokes to you.

>>15519726
The lefty is on estrogen.

>>15519714
it requests this offtopic, so that kike-nigger knows what one looks like

In case you ever wondered why commies dislike genetics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=josSZtyYBxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u-_FTn0_gA

>AI asked to draw a white man robbing a store

>>15519740
This is just the "then why are there still apes" argument again, retarded reactionary

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>>15520174
...Hana

>>15518568
no u

>>15520159
Thats because they never had any real moon rocks to begin with

>>15519235
Help. I want to know what they're saying.

>>15519566
>ethane
>/
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https://www.pharmatimes.com/news/chemotherapy_causes_death_in_more_than_25_of_cancer_patients_986391

>>15519417
I learnt nothing except statistitions arguing over minutiae in the definition of stastistical structures.
still interesting.

>>15520261
>I learnt nothing
>still interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABHgpUAv1mk

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>>15520225
Are you going to ever post a single thing that's funny?

>>15520473
fuck off, faggot
the joke is on you

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>>15520487
You actually are in your 60s, aren't you?

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>>15520225
this

>>15520600
my bad, wrong picture, here we go

>>15520548
Prions are fucking sketchy, dude.
Good post.