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1551376 No.1551376 [Reply] [Original]

So today my girlfriend and I got in a huge argument when I woke up. She told me she was pregnant. So I told her, that we had to having an abortion, she said no because that is a sin. I told her that God did not exist, so it was okay.

So tell me /sci/ who is right? Athiests or Christians

>> No.1551385

No atheist would date a christian.

>> No.1551397

>>1551376
Her body, her choice

>> No.1551398

If this is a troll, fuck off. If this isn't a troll, respect what your girlfriend wants and have the child, but put it up for adoption.

>> No.1551399

I don't give a fuck who she prays to, as long as when she is done kneeling to God, she kneels to my dick.

>> No.1551409

I'm not asking for advice on what to do with the parasite growing inside her.

I'm asking for a debate on Athiesm vs Christianity.

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1551413

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>> No.1551414

Why didn't you use a condom, retard.
And why wasn't she on the pill to begin with.
Enjoy your babby.

>> No.1551417

>>1551409
>i'm not asking for something reasonable yet unrelated
>i'm asking to troll you all

>> No.1551427

>>1551409
>I'm asking for a debate on Athiesm vs Christianity.
>>1551376
>So tell me /sci/ who is right? Athiests or Christians
You will find no answers here, only trolling.

>> No.1551429

>>1551398

YOU FOOL
What if she decides to "not" give it up for adoption.


OP, you dun goofed. NEVER sleep with a girl who considers herself religious/spiritul/who will not get an abortion. Ask her that BEFORE you ahve sex.


Oh god man.


You might ave to do something dark, like drug her drinks with massive amounts of contraceptives, or whataver.

>> No.1551440

>>1551409

Hey troll, Christianity is a very specific sect of religion. Why does it always come down to this? You never see an Atheist v. Islam debate. Or Atheism v. Judaism.

>> No.1551444

>>1551429

I think I'll trip on my way to bed tonight and land with an elbow drop to her stomach.

>> No.1551445

>>1551397
>>1551398

YOU FUCKING LIBERAL PIECES OF SCUM.

WHO CARES IF ITS "HER" BODY.


OP, IF YOU CAN KILL HER/DO SOMETHING TERRIBLE TO HER AND GET AWAY WITH IT, DO IT.


You gotta kill the little fucker SOMEHOW.

make it CLEAR you will never see the kid, EVER. That way, she might feel bad enough to give the kid up for adoption.

any way, you gotta get inside her mind

>> No.1551468

>>1551397
>>1551398
>>1551414
>>1551429
LOL at 4chan readers who take OP seriously. He's already said:
>I'm not asking for advice on what to do with the parasite growing inside her.
>I'm asking for a debate on Athiesm vs Christianity.
Translation: This scenario is made up.
>>1551385
>No atheist would date a christian.
Not true. I'm a Christian, and I've dated an atheist before. It was a nightmare. Sooooo glad I never found myself in a situation like OP's story... After that I swore I would never date a non-Christian.

>> No.1551473

>>1551440
Haha....WHAT??? You never see a religion vs. religion debate? Are you serious??

>> No.1551477

>>1551468
Yeah dude....it's called being "unequally yoked", and it is ALWAYS a bad idea. Should have known that going in.

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>>1551398

>if this is a troll

If you have to ask... I mean seriously.

>> No.1551485

God cannot be proved - therefore it is always a 50/50 chance. You either believe in God or you don't. God was always gonna be brought up - The first species probably thought water was God, then they grew out of the water and believed Air is God, etc.

People gained the ability to create art, patterns. They then turned it into math/language. It got to a certain stage where Religion produced little advancement, so science came in with the quote, "God doesn't exist" and instead of calling things God, they called it a new name. Bit by bit science repent all of Gods work calling it new names, delving into the depths of the universe, finding out more about Gods creation and naming it futher. All the way to the big bang, and they still claim, "God doesn't exist". Where would science be without God? No where, nothing, zilch, zero. We'd all still be sucking black dick in Africa.
If the big bang created the universe what created the big bang?
Science: Nothing.
Religion: God.
Impossible to prove - 50/50, same chance for both, but you are taught against religion because there is MONEY in science - and in schools they make religion sound like a ficticious story. How is God unlikely? as appose to 'nothing'. How the fuck is 'nothing' more likely than 'something' - it isn't, that's just your poor, educated-dumb mind being gullible and accepting what other people want you to believe. I choose God, because I know exactly how the world works, and I know what happened in the past. I know how science originated, and I know sciences profiteering scheme.

>> No.1551491

>>1551485
Just because you can tell me a 'name' for something, doesn't mean that 'something' isn't part of Gods creation. It's a 'tree', no it's not, it's a pattern. I see them yes, why the fuck does it need a name? So you can poison me with more names then say that the 'tree' is the cause of these? So you can send me on a pychotic trip down your word patterns, so I literally think it's a tree, rather than a part of life? It's just a pattern, it's a 0, as is water, a 0, and me, i'm a 0.

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1551495

I don't want to talk to a scientist. Fucking lying and getting me pissed.

Magic and Miracles prove Christianity is right.

>> No.1551525

nas - 0
science - 0

>> No.1551531

>>1551491
>>1551485
argh. how are you not banned?! you contribute nothing to this board but rule violations.

>> No.1551533

Look at this poison. Dodges the point.
You're a 0. What now?
>>1551531

>> No.1551542

>>1551531
I for one enjoy reading his comical replies

>> No.1551544

I for 0, enjoy reading your patterns.
>>1551542

>> No.1551547

>>1551533
> No "religion vs. science" threads.
this is the only point.

>> No.1551548

What now /sci/?
Lost for words???

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>> No.1551563

Yes, because Religion > Science - and disproves science. It's so you tards can be kept in one specific area where you scheme to make money and destroy the planet, the only thing keeping you alive.
>>1551551

>> No.1551565

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>> No.1551569

>>1551563
are you the tripfag who used to use the name "ego"

>> No.1551574

Are you dodging the point I made?
Yes.
>>1551569

>> No.1551580

>>1551565
nice sage, cancer

>SCIENCE Coblens

>> No.1551583

Dodging the point again?
>science
>scared of the truth
>>1551580

>> No.1551597

>>1551583
reported for faggotry. you're not good at trolling, you're too obvious. go try something easier like ytmnd.com

>> No.1551598

>>1551583
what if god was a sock

>> No.1551614

You guys seeing this?
Still dodging the point. Worming out of the coversation, as they don't have an answer or debate against the truth - they scared.
>>1551598
>>1551597


The point is here btw
>>1551485
>>1551491

captch: superegos two

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>>1551376

First of all this argument is not Athiests against Christians.

It is an argument between two induviduals with different opinions.
So please stop bashing each others believes, becouse both chrisianity and atheism come in different perspectives, there is allmosrt a different perspective for every person. It is not "christianity" you are fighting but just HER perspective of christianity.

I don`t know much about the bible. But i do know in chistianity, it is allowd to commit a sin if that verry act is going to prevent something worse.
So she will allways have an excuse to chose for herself and make her own decisions, regardless if it`s a sin.

>> No.1551634

hey you guys
what if
you guys
hey
you guys
what if
what if god
what if god was a banana

>> No.1551641

pfft.
>/sci/ =/= just retards

>> No.1551644

>>1551614
not participating in (and thus perpetuating) a discussion that violates the rules is not dodging the point. go to /b/ if you want to discuss this shit.

>> No.1551645

>>1551634
That would make sense, they ARE the atheist's nightmare afterall.

>> No.1551651

>>1551413
What do you mean?

>> No.1551653

No. The discussion is science, just real science. It's not spiritual, it's simple maths. You just know it's true, and it goes against all you've learned LOL
You been on a trip since day 1, and you're scared of realization
>>1551644
>>1551644
>>1551644
>>1551644

>> No.1551655

>>1551614
Jewish dragons from space cannot be proved - therefore it is always a 50/50 chance.

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>>1551376

>Implying the ethics of abortion come down to "Does God Exist?"

Ok fella, if you assume all people agianst Abortions are religious or use religious reasoning then I think you need to get out more.

I don't believe in god, but I'm agianst abortions because I believe all beings have the right to self-determination. To kill the child would be taking that right away from it.

>> No.1551670

>>1551655
>>1551655
>>1551655

Jewish dragons are man made.
God made man. We think of our CREATOR, not of something we CREATED. You're an idiot lol. Still dodging the point, trying to gain a new one.

To refresh any new comers memory
>>1551485


There's a difference.
>>1551485
>>1551491

>> No.1551681

>>1551653
i personally believe there is something more powerful than us out there that cannot be adequately comprehended from our frame of reference. so stfu. it's about the fucking rules for the board. if you want to discuss this, go to /b/

>> No.1551682

>>1551670
no - jewish dragons from space created god

>> No.1551690

I didn't create the thread.
I contributed.
I stuck up for what I believe.
You can't debate against my frame of reference.
You dodge the point then continue believing in science and words. Fine by me, don't laugh when you say God doesn't exist, cause I laugh at you.
>>1551681
>>1551682

>> No.1551695

>>1551669
Not all atheists are okay with abortion... but if God doesn't exist, then anything is okay if you choose for it to be okay.

Maybe you don't like genocide either. But if I think the world would be better without a particular race, no one in the universe has any moral superiority over my position that they should be wiped out.

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>>1551690
you cant prove jewish dragons from space created god but you cant disprove it either - therefore it is always a 50/50 chance

>> No.1551700

Saving a child from a world of suffering is a good enough reason.

>> No.1551701

>>1551670
Man created god and Jewish space dragons.

>> No.1551702

>>1551700
You could save even more children if you went to an elementary school with a tactical nuke.

Do it faggot.

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>>1551690
I always laugh at christfags.
They are fucking highlarious.
Its like they never grew up, still believeing in imaginary friends.

Silly little fags...

>> No.1551706

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you guys are killing /sci/

........
>captcha: Development betrayed

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>>1551695

You're fucking trolling, right?

One could easily argue there is a certain at least loosely defined ethic code that supports human survival as a species. Our morals do not root from a "divine source", they root from our instincts. Our morality revolves around satisfying our selfish instincts while assisting the survival of the human species.

Oh fuck I was just trolled hard.

10/10

>> No.1551710

>>1551700
MOMMA-A-A-A OOOOH
I DON'T WANNA DIE
I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLL

>> No.1551711

>>1551699
>>1551699
Jewish space dragons aren't 'sensible' to creation and the universe. They do not fit in. It's less than probable, but you're right, 50/50 chance as they can not be disproved, but again, not 'sensible' it's like using 1 as a letter, why not? It's not 'sensible'. A God is sensible, as it essentially means creator, nothing else. A dragon is created.

>> No.1551712

>>1551695

Good, go ahead, believe that. But know that if you attempt to put that idea into action I will do everything in my power to stop you and convince others to assist me.

And thats not saying my idea of "good" is better than yours, it just saying I personally believe you are wrong and should be stopped. Not because you're "evil" but because I think you are wrong.

>> No.1551718

It doesn't bother me that you don't believe. It's the context as to 'why you don't believe' that annoys me. You sit in your room looking at a '0' which you've been told is a 'computer'. Dayyam. Learn to life.

Do you realize, everything that God created, is for you?

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>>1551711

>> No.1551724

worst trolling ever

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>>1551718
do you realize everything's whats jewish space dragons was created was god

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>>1551711

>> No.1551728

>>1551724

whoops, forgot to sage

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>>1551376
The question is between atheist or Christians yes?

I can safely say that if here was ever to be a g0d, it is not the christian one. If the only reason that she wants to have the baby is based on a Religious view as ridiculous as Christianity then her reason is not a very good one at all, but a reason non the less.

In the end >>1551397 is right to a point, except children can not be conceived without both parents and it should take both parents to make a choice about the matter.

>> No.1551735

>>1551726
Impossible, as God =/= creator. So the Jewish space Dragons would be giving 'creator' a new name. Call God what you like, at the end of the day it's still the creator.

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this thread is now about reaction faces

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>>1551735
if god doesnts equals creator than how does jewish space dragons goes whats from here

everyhings would not go whats from here

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Hahahaha! Nice comeback bro!
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heres is irrefutable proofs that god is a dragon

1. The highest heavenly creatures are called Seraphim, a word which the highly esteemed and scholarly Jewish Enclyclopedia states means "fiery flying serpent", though medieval Christians have transformed these "dragons" into the more familiar, swan-winged, "cartoon" angels of popular culture. When the ancient Jews translated the word Seraphim into Greek, the word they used was drakon, which is the word our modern "dragon" is derived from.

2. The only graven image/idol Yahweh ever permits is that of a "fiery flying serpent", obviously his personal image, This image has supernatural powers, and Yahweh allows it to be freely worshipped in Solomon's temple. As soon as the idol is broken, disaster befalls Israel and it has never recovered until the late 20th century.

3. The flood story of Genesis is believed by most Biblical scholars to be a "retelling" of near identical, yet far older Sumerian versions in which the God name Enlil, who is also subservient to a greater Creator God is called "a Great Serpent-Dragon of Heaven". His hymns also associate him with rainbows as we see in Genesis, and he is called "the good shepherd".

4. Some scholars acknowledge that the Name Yahweh comes from the Cannanite Dragon God Yaw, who like the Biblical Yahweh is a god of storms and floods, but is a "son" of the true Creator Elohim, also the name of the Creator in Genesis, not Yahweh.

5. Virtually every world culture had identified the winged intelligent dragon as a real creature, and most of the earliest cultures recognize it as the creatue that brought them knowledge of agriculture and technology. This is also true in the Judaic legends with the reptilian "watchers".

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6. In Exodous, Yahweh leaves his dragon sized tent, and flies ahead of the Israelites to burn away impassable briars and scorpions. He marks the route by spewing smoke and fire.

7. Yahweh plops his huge dragon body in the bed of the Jordan River upstream to divert its flow so the Hebrews can cross its bed to attack Jericho.

8. He is specifically described spewing fire from his mouth and smoke from his nostrils, exactly like the dragon like Leviathan that the Bible states he "plays" with. (A female dragon?)

9. Many biblical passages imply that Yahweh physically consumed his meat offerings unlike the "fake" gods of other cultures. The Bible is very specific that Yahweh wanted salt on his meat as well, suggesting these offereing were physically consumed and not merely burned to ashes.

10. Like many legendary dragons, Yahweh occasionally "consumes" humans as well, to include two of Aaron's sons who prepared a sacrifice wrong. In scripture, Yahweh demanded the first born of all Israelites, but the bible says it was possible to pay him money instead, on a sliding scale, also indicating the univesal dragon love of hoarding treasure.

11. The preferred prey of dragons in most cultures are "human virgins" for reasons which are not entirely understood. This trait is very apparent in the Bible as well, where Moses presents Yahweh with 32 Midianite virgins after the Israelite destruction of this tribe. No more is said of them so we can only assume they were "consumed" like Aaron's sons.

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13. Some Christian gnostics also state Yahweh is a dragon in their scriptures.

14. Jesus stated the Pharisees were worshipping a creature that was NOT his father. Many Christians claim Jesus meant Satan, but this does not make sense, for the Jews clearly worshipped Yahweh and clearly recognized Satan as a distinctly different creature which they definately DID NOT worship. Could Jesus have been referring to the Yahweh dragon? After all he did not call to Yahweh from the cross, but to El. The first paragraphs of the Bible show these are two different entities, for El's creation story is completely different from Yahweh's, far less scientific one.

15. Yahweh is described with "feathers", as depicted on most of the most acnient dragon wings and this idea lasted until medieval times, after which dragons became less commonly seen. Saphira in Eragon is reminesecent of these ancient dragon depictions, and probably inspired the design of this character.

>> No.1551774

>>1551708
Which is exactly why my morality says to kill the niggers and jews. They're fucking up the species.

>> No.1551775

My image of God is alike a dragon. I drew a picture of a Dragon last night. Quazquatel (/care on spelling).

However, I'm not claiming God is a Dragon. It's just a way I to represent God. It's a nice image.

Anyhow. Point still stands - without God (creator), we wouldn't be here. So show some respect and stop giving God a bad name.

Judgement Day is 2012, so make sure you got your respecting hat on.
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>>1551765
>>1551768
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>> No.1551786

Why was the snake much smarter than most, during the times of adam and eve? Why was the 'snake/serpent' the one intelligent enough to tell a lie?

You have a good point.

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>>1551775
You are fucking highlarious!

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>>1551786
God wants you to kill yourself.
He will send an angel to tell you tonight.
You should use a blade (god is a cutter)

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I doubt it.
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>>1551786
>>1551826
YOU DOUBT GOD?!!!
The angel will come to you tonight, just be ready.

FYI: God loves it when you shoot yourself in teh face

Don't you want to make god HAPPY?

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I love God.

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>>1551786
FYI: God also loves it when you kill your parents!
(Also when you rape your sisters)

>> No.1551856

0 sisters
parents are dead
>>1551848

>> No.1551862

OP is a fucking troll.

>> No.1551863
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>>1551845
No you don't.
If you really love god you would have killed yourself already!

Dont you want to be with God

>> No.1551874

I do, but that wouldn't be respecting Gods creation.
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>>1551856
Awesome! I can tell god loves you, and you love God!

So, how did you kill your parents?

>> No.1551890

I'd rather not explain the details, this is 4chan after all.
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>>1551874
Killing yourself is the ultimate glory to God, it is really a tribute to his creation! The best tribute you can give him!

>> No.1551907

>>1551874
Do you personally believe all non-believers deserve go to hell?

>> No.1551924

No. No-one 'deserves' hell. I don't even believe in hell. I believe in God. When you die your soul is with God. I think people who don't beileve and go against the word of God are evil, I don't think they deserve hell, they deserve death, as they do not appriciate God, and God's creation.
>>1551907

>> No.1551936

Infact, building on that point, we're in 'hell' right now. As we worship 1. We could be in heaven, that would require no money, no government control etc. If we continue the way we're going, what species do you think will turn the world into a ball of flames?

I'm not sure. I don't like discussing hell, I want all to goto heaven.

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>>1551924
SO WHY DONT YOUR KILL YOURSELF THEN!
If you are going to go with God anyway!
If you really love god you would have done it already!

>> No.1551944

Silly me.

"Let there be light"

That's basically a dragon breathing fire.
I'm so stupid to not recognize that. Thanks doland dude.

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>>1551936
nas hey buddy
hows it hanging? small and unimpressive, I thought so

hows the plan to kill all scientist coming along?
i mean come now dont be modest you with your straight A's in English, philosophy and computing; hell you must be at least halfway done now. I see you have avoided the non existent mods with your continues flouting of the rules and being underage.

guys
guys listen
listen guys
ffs guys pay attention to me!!!
get this
i made a anti science doomsday/super weapon with my English A-level!!

>> No.1551953

>>1551944
>That's basically a dragon breathing fire.

no dipshit "let there be light" was the Universal Ac

>> No.1551955

Oh hai there. Nice patterns bro.
What you gonna do tomorrow. Science?

FUN!
What's it like? Drawing numbers and letters on paper? or typing them? Fun stuff bro.

You gonna go mix some helium up and stuff? That's fun bro, I wish I was in your position. I bet this life is fuckwin! LOL

this guy is a guy that deserves death. One day, If I have the power to do, which I will, I will take his life - so he can meet God and get told.

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>>1551955
I seem to remember you saying you "wanted" to be a computer scientist


>FUN!
>What's it like? Pressing numbers and letters on a keyboard? or crying into them? Fun stuff bro.

>You gonna go mix some 1&0 up and stuff? That's fun bro, I wish I was in your position. I bet this life is fuckwin! LOL

>this guy is a guy that deserves science . One day, If I have the power to do, which I will, I will take his ignorance so he can meet science and get told.

a little contrived i know but still

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>>1551955

This just in
GOD hates nas!

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Tell her that god does support abortion. It's in the bible. I've read it myself. It was all "god made the womens' seed rot in their wombs and shit because he's a badass mother fucker like that" He also killed many babies during Noah's flood and killed first born baby sons in Egypt. Why is she so damn upset about killing another screaming meat sack if her god did it?

>> No.1552034

Nope.
>>1552012

>> No.1552037

>>1552034
Saving a child from a world of suffering is okay. Although it's evil, it's for the greater good.

>> No.1552045

>>1552037
ego.. why'd ya just link yourself and disagree with what you said..?

>> No.1552069

i meant to link the one above. lol - about abortion. If you abort a child to stop it from being in a bad lifestyle then its for the greater good. however if you aborted it because you believed you werent ready then you reallly should of not fucked in the 1st place.
>>1552045
>>1552045

>> No.1552084

leave /sci/ for two hours. come back, see this thread is still here and has not been moderated. leave /sci/ again.

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Picture says it all

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