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How do worms get in apples when apples grow on trees and worms live on the ground?

>> No.15468444

did you never play worms vidya

they ascend

>> No.15468458

Gravity. Apples have more mass than worms. Therefore worms are pulled towards apples. Newton proved this mathematically after asking himself the same question as OP.

>> No.15469011

sin

>> No.15469022

>>15468441
Yes

>> No.15469032

stupid city boi. worms are on the trees. trees aren't paintings.

>> No.15469035

>>15468441
More pseudo science. Ever noticed how apples seem too perfect? They have this uniform shape, a consistent shade of red or green, and an ideal balance between sweetness and tartness. It's almost as if they were engineered. Wake up.

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>>15468441
How do frogs get into 4chan threads when 4chan is a site on the internet and frogs live in ponds?

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>>15469035
>Wake up.
Me or the apple?

>> No.15469053

Apples dont exist.

>> No.15469057

>>15469039
based retard

>> No.15469062

Worms don't exist.

>> No.15469065

fruit flies put their eggs into le apples, they hatch and lo and beholder, worms are now in le apple!

>> No.15469074

>>15469065
>fruit flies
No, fruit doesn't fly.

>> No.15469076

>>15469065
simplistic purist take. trees aren't clean and perfect. there are also worms on the wood.

>> No.15469116

>>15469074
time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana

>> No.15469118

>>15468444
how the fuck did they get so small bazookas

>> No.15469229

>>15468458
Best post on this board right now

>> No.15469244

>>15468441
The worms crawl in; the worms crawl out. The worms play pinochle on your snout.