/sci/ - Science & Math

I'm both

>i'm a genius with a big cock

>>15462441
you are describing me. giant cock, long and with lots of girth but also an ultra-genius. it's a very lonely existence

>>15462438
I was "smart", top of my class and given extension work so I'd be challenged up until the age of 13, then I turned into an aggressive retard with no interest in studying. It's over for me as an adult.

For someone that claims to be smart you couldn't figure out what to do with yourself, at that point does you being smart even matter

>>15462438
I'm stupid and lazy, which is the worst combination since i don't even put the effort to solve shit with trial and error, probably the most retard proof problem solving method.

>I'm smart but my socio-economic situation forces me to do work I'm overqualified for leaving little to no time to study properly
That's my official excuse.

>>15462438
Kinda me. I'm 130 IQ tested by the WISC, and when I entered hs I developed severe mental illness, not turning in entire projects. Still got good test grades.

I flunked half my high school classes, went to mid uni, have a big cock, am lazy, and more than successful than all of you chodes. Just ask for how we compare and I'll beat you.

>>15462534
I know that feel.

>>15462441
>>15462458
You aren't a genius. If you were this would be a cause of distress having the animal nature assume any kind of preeminence which is painful due to the conflict of will. A large member makes you more prone to notice it and feel it to be a burden rather than a gift.
>>15462545
>130 IQ
>genius
No.

>>15462545
school is for morons

>>15462438
>I'm lazy but smart

Lazy is ok. That's how you outsmart the world

>>15462438
Biggest cope since niggers

Then you're not that smart, are you?

>>15462438
I'm smart but depressed

>>15462438
I'm smart but anxious

I'm stupid but know enough to shut up.

>>15462438
I'm dumb and try to study math and cs a few hours a day. It really adds up.

>>15463274
Came here to post this. Ok, I'm not phd in math/physics smart or wall street hedge fund manager smart but definitely 6 fig job smart but i am depressed as shit

>>15462438
keep telling yourself that

>>15462438
I'm smart but neurotic

>>15462438
I'm smart but dumb

>>15462438
I'm smart but angry

I'm stupid and lazy

What's even wrong with being lazy?

Besides, I'm not lazy. People just keep lazy my actions as "lazy", cuz they are not as smart as me

In what world is 'lazy' to figure out ways I have to use less time on unnecessary tasks???
It's called: Being efficient

I've been traumatized since childhood.
My father calling me lazy, when I choose to get a wheelbarrow to move a pile of rocks. Instead of grabbing them one by one. IT'S NOT LAZY DAD, IT'S FASTER.
The task is being completed quicker

At work I've been discussing some of our least productive routines with my co-workers. We got enough to do, it's not like we can endlessly start new tasks, without dropping some old ones. That's just a fact.
Then when I point out what is essentially the worst waste of everyone's time; maybe we could stop doing that?
We are losing money on the time spent on all the related tasks, because it makes a mess out of all our equipment. It's just not profitable, at all
We can do something else, we got plenty to pick from.

I am being LAZY ???
I am placing value on our collective time.

>>15462438
I'm stupid but hardworking

I am hard working and stupid!

I'm a sex worker

I'm smart, slim and toned. All bitches including males want me but they will never have. I'll masturbate if I want sex - I'm good enough.

Barkel.

>>15462438
I'm midwit and lazy, but well connected

>>15462438
Im a senior year highscool dropout and i still unironically consider myself as the smartest man on earth

>>15462438
Duh. You can't be smart and hardworking at once.