/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15398234
Jabba the hutt also deserves more mention in star wars.

>>15398230
ngl that shit funny af nocap

>>15398234
Baron harkonnen as a strong black womxn

>>15398234
>https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davisc0994/ai-art-fat-black-sci-fi-fantasy-characters
It's real. I'm so sick of niggers. (And Jews for pushing nigger "culture".)

>>15398230
I can imagine a nignog reading this and selecting the wrong answer
>ayo hol up bixnood na mean? electical suction? i aint pickin no honkey ass name like Michael Farady nah son cap 100
>poop nigga? thats be the shit thats be coming out mah ass fr fr
>poop princess? nahh aint no way no BITCHES be inventin shit. might as well name that shit poop shaniqua aftermy main bitches name
>ima put my money on poop buttshed foreal foreal
kek

>>15399428
Go outside

>>15398234
>eating in her author profile pic

The joke here is that science is included in the same group as faggots and shitskins

>>15398234
Wow we need this. White people thought it was literally ok to put pic related in early science fiction, and that's super problematic. Hopefully we can replace all these misogynistic "space babes" with REAL women.
#TakeBackYourPowerFightTheSystemSlayQueen

This is what a scientist looks like

>>15399954
dammmmmnnn scientist looks like THAT?

>science finally invents a functional fusion reactor
>it can only fuse iron
>the global economy collases

any others like this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KF8v8RqO9o

or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQDqRlMeJ4U

>>15399954
African kween, I love black women.
I wanna impregnate all of them.

>>15399954
she's obviously white

>>15399428
lol

>>15400314
Please tell me there is a Pepe version of the pic on the right.

>>15400917
There is. Unfortunately I didn't save it.

>>15400917

>>15399941

>>15398230
None of the above

>>15399428
I laughed

>>15399428
Lmao :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :joy:

>>15403375
Everything about this guy screams abuser.

>>15399954
Hair should be tied back and out of the way when working in a lab

>>15399954
I'd pound her though

>>15398230

>>15399860
NHS is National HEALTH Service

aka
"free healthcare"

>>15400314

>>15407547
https://youtu.be/_PIZOK1ODK4
Diversity will help us right cancer!

>>15408705
the polcel version would be more realistic

>>15406361
Left one dies of desalination.
Idiot.

>>15406361

>>15398234
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davisc0994/ai-art-fat-black-sci-fi-fantasy-characters

obligatory

Criminology is an overlooked science on this board

>>15410989
extra funny when le epic musk mingled with ghislaine
bread and circuses

>>15402155
There really is something symbolic about the spikes being in trans colors.

>>15410989
Still working on top left.
Join me: github.com/monoidas/dragon

>>15399428
Nice fanfic that's totally what would happen bro

>>15406814
Don't tell her about the centrifuges

>>15407505
"free" health "care"

>>15407547
Twumfag eternally btfo

>>15406327
The note doesnt even say anything about evolution

>>15410989
There are dragons mentioned in the bible. raises a few odd question.

>>15411920
fk u
twum is the female sovereign of /sci/
ur probly jealous of twum cause ur a tranny
you will never be the female sovereign of /sci/
twum will always be the female sovereign of /sci/

>>15399954
>When the DNA test says 1.8% Sub-Saharan African

>>15399954
>gloves
>lab coat
>no goggles or glasses

>>15398230
There's a Paul Cockshott video where he talks about using a specific algorithm to organize the Library of Glasgow and I wish I could find it to post in these threads because I always think of it as probably the worst joke I ever heard in my entire life. It's much more of a rambling anecdote than a joke. I wish I could find the video.

>>15406848
she's white so it's ok

>>15413391
reading this book right now, ty anon

>>15405542
Okay, but what about natural philosophy???

>>15399580
I would but they were spraying chemtrails this morning. You can watch them spraying, the "PC" term for it is usually "cloud seeding" and the patents for it are quite old, but the shit they spray is still bad for your health and for the ecosystems (but don't investigate aluminum-resistant GMOs because that would mean questioning the "News" media's sponsors)

>>15414144
How do you differentiate chemtrails from the far more common contrails?

>>15406805

>>15411827
It's a photoshopped image so not really

>>15414171
https://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/the-contrail-lie/

>>15414171
>>15414241
Plus ground and water tests prove it, whistleblowers have exposed it, pilots have admitted it, etc., etc. Most people simply won't believe until the media tells them to believe.

>>15414241
>>15414247
No, I'm asking how you specifically tell when they're spraying chemtrails as opposed to normal jet exhaust.

>>15404632

>>15415221
Pure cringe.

>>15408928
I diagnose you as jewish

>>15413703
>semantic overload
left wingers complaining about semantics is bonkers. they literally change the dictionary in accordance with their ideology.

>>15415221

>>15399954
Why do chudcels get so triggered at black women in labcoats /sci/?

>>15405786
This is the biggest smoothbrain b.s. that you could come up with. Child labor is chiefly multinational corporation abuse deiven by greed and profit that activists, international groups etc have been fighting for centuries (yes child labor was a commonality even in now developed nations). It's just beyond stupid, and hypocrital to blame some environmental figure just because "le cry girl bad >:((( ". Lots of people here consider themselves "'""thinkers""" then stop posting this low cog bullshit and actually start thinking.

>/sci/ humour thread
>it's unfunny /pol/ shit for midwits

>>15417630
you're a noncontributor, thats why you don't like th content you see, if you contributed then you would see more of the type of content you enjoy, you're upset at your own laziness and sense of entitlement

>>15417810
NTA but what does the fact that you assume that he didn't contribute to this thread have to do with the fact that it is, indeed, mostly /pol/ memes even though this is supposed to be a /sci/ humour thread?

>>15406814
You as a white male have no business telling a Black woman what to do with her hair you privileged colonizing oppressor! Wow, can't even imagine this happened. 2023. I'm tired.

>>15398234
Would

>>15418401
you're a noncontributor, thats why you don't like th content you see, if you contributed then you would see more of the type of content you enjoy, you're upset at your own laziness and sense of entitlement

"scientific progress"
its a bad joke

>>15417413
OWNED

>>15413395
>no goggles or glasses
How about face mask?

>>15419789
Survivorship bias ;)

>>15409605
the only funny post in this thread

>>15408928
People were literally charged with hate crimes for putting up those signs.

>>15419789
The year is obviously not for the year the image was taken on, nor for the year the building was constructed. So what is this image trying to tell me?

>>15419789
The picture was taken way after 1905.

>>15420055
>>15420111
Could just be colorized

>>15420590
I think the colorization occurred in some time period between

>>15419933
because you're too low iq to contribute meaningfully to the thread

most of these posts are off topic belong on a different board
>>>/lgbt/

>>15420970
you're too low iq to contribute meaningfully to the thread

>>15416923
kek, someone post the github commit for that project, that fucking gigachad with 400k lines of code.

>>15419933
NTA but I have more like this. IT will be hard to get this thread back on the rails again.

>>15421297
>not very deadly
>death increases by like 30% in america even with lockdowns and everyone staying inside
yeah dude sure. you cucks are so fucking dumb

>>15421297
>not very deadly
>death rate increases by like 30% in america even with lockdowns and everyone staying inside
yeah dude sure. you cucks are so fucking dumb

>>15421730
>1/100 becomes 1.3/100
>ermahgawd, it's a 30% increase!

>>15421747
>a million extra people dead in america isn't nothing
>REMEMBER MUH 9/11 AND THE 3 GORRILION

>>15417436
It's a meme, you dip

>>15421759
you're getting your strawmen confused, friend

>>15421783
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE A STRAWMAN IN A REPLY TO MY STRAWMAN IMAGE

>>15421297
Will you polniggers fuck off already

>>15420661
The determinant of a 2x2 matrix is ad-bc
>Oh nooouugh! He copied wikipedia!!!

>>15421843
No? This is pol 8.0. quit 4chan

psychology user

>>15406370
Hahaha, so true

>>15423661
I mean probably true, but this does not imply equality is bad. This just sound like elites telling everyone that they will remain elite forever and no one deserves better.

>>15419117
This is not a general humour thread, it's a /sci/ humour thread. If no one contributes with /sci/ memes it dies. Posting /pol/ memes and other shit in this thread is not contributing to it.

>>15421730
>not very deadly
>death rate increases by like 30% in america even with lockdowns and everyone staying inside


>death rate increases by like 30% in america >with lockdowns and everyone staying inside

FTFY
If you supported and legitimized any form of cult covid nonsense you have blood on your hands

>>15417436
seethe more tankie

>>15425433
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you're trying to say here. Your IQ is simply too fucking low to even create a coherent sentence. This is why you work at mcdonald's

>healthy

>>15400157
>fahrenheit instead of K
that's my melting point, nigga

this whole thread, save ~3 posts, is just /pol/
why do you people even come here

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>>>/pol/

>>15426789
Shit's insane.
I've took a break from /sci/ right before covid started and I've been coming back in regular intervals since and this shit is still around. Real shame

>>15427438
It started around 2016 elections, and has progressively gotten worse.

>>>/pol/ functions as a containment board, keeping all this shit in 1 place, but have you seen that place lately? Threads last a maximum of 20 minutes before being bumped off page 10.

If anyone on /pol/ wants to have an actual discussion that's amounts to more than autistic screeching they have no choice but to search out other boards... why are they attracted to /sci/ though?

>>15426692
good posterity

>>15427509
Fuck if I know. My guess is that the came here because
>vaccines are science, right?
and didn't fuck off once the new big thing happened and all the medical experts became geopolitical experts.
I have no idea what /pol/ is or used to be, but I did suspect that the rule about keeping current events in /pol/ and /news/ was a bit obsolete at this point

>>15411930
where

>>15425253
LOL at first column fourth row

>>15427557
It is fairly popular in /scg/

>>15426789
This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZCEBSPHUtg I feel like Explosions&Fire is right up the dimly lit backalley of /sci/ humor, but I'm currently too busy/lazy to start chopping up videos into webms and captioning them
so this is just a PSA for anyone that didn't know about the channel

>/pol/ infestation

>>15411721
High society parties aren't get togethers in the way you're thinking anon. It's more like a block party where you'll know some people and the rest are basically unknown to you unless you go out of your way to talk to them.

>>15409495
Let's archive that:
https://archive .ph/DZAv0

>>15429105
>Moooom people are posting thinks I don like!!!!

>>15398230
Here is OC

>>15430816
Not sure how I feel about the D, sure he contributed a lot to math but he was way too much of a religioncuck

>>15406808
best one

>>15430530
>talmudposting

OK Chaim

>>15430779
Yes. I don't like it because it is off-topic.
There is so little actual science (evidence based, trying to get out what happens) on this board. Most of the posts on here are politics (feelings based, claiming some random things and posting your opinion). Then this is labeled as science because it discusses scientific hypotheses. Science is not fucking statements. It's method. (And the mods need to realize this)

If I want to participate in a shitshow, I go to >>/pol/ . I don't.

Mods: Please do something.

mathematical ability of socialists on display

>>15431445

>>15421730
>>death rate increases by like 30% in america even with lockdowns and everyone staying inside

That came the next year, how odd.

>>15432192
>no sense of humor
sense of humor is a high iq characteristic, if you don't have one then you don't belong on /sci/

>>15426789p

>>15426789

>>15398230
Pretty sure it was Poop Nigger

>>15431566
Your tinfoil hat is still on.

>>15431606
>science jokes make me angry
low iq

>>15432360
Lol you corny retard

>>15407343
>"The backwards 3"
>"The v with a line"
>"The little T"
>"double u"
>"loop de loop"

>>15407547
>no source
She's literally a phd scientist.
Do you really gotta pretend she's not for some political shit?

>>15432230
>no sense of humor

What do you mean? Laughing at Vaxxies is peak comedy.

>>15432881
You know anyone can claim to have a doctorate, right?

>>15433487
I'm just less inclined to believe the random 4chan user making the claim about her being a entry level lab worker
But given you DO have a PHD I'm willing to believe you

>>15398234
Angron vibes.

>>15433734
Worst Primarch

>>15434062
During the 20s NYT also claimed spaceflight was physically impossible.
Prophetic in an odd sort of way, 100 years later israel's moon lander shits itself and crash.

>>15425719
This, how the fuck do you think it's okay to use fucking FAHRENHEIT in the SCI board instead of kelvin.

>>15399428
topkek

>>15432102
you are a retard if you are unironically sharing it

>>15399428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztc7o0NzFrE

>>15398234
I could see her playing Leto II Atreides in God Emperor

>>15399428
i'm sure it was funnier in your head

>>15421113
lmao and then post how that dude was just mostly inputting data

>Science & Math

>>15410177
because it isn't a real science.

>>15415221
>sigma
>symbol for stress in continuum mechanics
>applied daily with great success
lmao

>>15439173
Ah yes, but the the pencil lead can break and get lodged in the machinery

>>15439173
Search "Fisher Space Pen" for the (quite interesting) real history of writing implements in microgravity

>>15439173
Amusing but totally wrong.
Also, the idea of using a pencil in a space capsule is not a good idea for at least two reasons, and I had hoped people here would see this.