/sci/ - Science & Math

Don't worry little Frog, there's a vaccine for that

>>15394815
We told you not to take it.

>>15394815
I was diagnosed with no vaccine syndrome or more colloquially known as a triple digit iq

antivaxxers always lie
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/florida-surgeon-general-altered-covid-19-vaccine-analysis-to-suggest-higher-risk-for-younger-men-politico-reports/ar-AA1ajXNX

>>15394908
>“there is little suggestion of any effect immediately following vaccination.”
wow nothing immediate happens so it must be safe long term!

>>15394918
wow your side was caught doctoring results on a Republican's behalf so... so... quick, say something bad might happen in future!!
I'm guessing you're American and go to a rather large church in the South with a prominent TV presence.

>>15394815
no refunds
https://rumble.com/v1pmp7r-grab-your-vial-do-your-fancy-dances.html

>>15394908
Can I ask you a few questions, and can you truthfully answer them? How old are you? Do you have any genuine health problems? What do you think the chance of you dying or even being hospitalized from Covid 19 is?

It's a dangerous world, fren. Why just the other day I was looking in the bushes for a good place to shoot up my free government heroine when I almost stepped on a dirty vaccine needle. Too close man, too close. You can never be too careful these days. By the way can I have some money?

>>15394899
>bodhi being based
R A R E
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>>15394908
reminder that the official number is: 1 of 3000 young males get myocarditis after the vax
https://textup.fr/703201hO

>>15394941
>IF YOU DONT DIE INSTANTLY THAT MEANS IT SAFE

>>15396426
>t-two more weeks please care about my spam campaign

>>15394941
>trannt calling someone else's side lying and claiming they are doctoring things
quite rich if I say so myself /was/ won>>15394941

>>15396426
>starts increasing with the initial wave in mid 2020
>increases further with Delta and Omicron

>>15396426
not trying to claim vax is safe, and pfizer heads should probably be sent to prison for a long time, but those numbers would likely be the same regardless of vax or corona and are likely due to lockdowns alone, and obesity it brought.
>humans at record levels of obesity
>lockdowns hit, people do less exercise and eat more junk food.
hard to tell though, as vax was rolled out at the same time. if there was a better breakdown of data, then you could point fingers.

>>15396538
Obesity that causes heart attaks takes years and years to develop if you are young. This spike in heart illness happened nearly exactly with the roll out of the vaccine to the general public.
You have to be a Jewish cock guzzlong faggot to not see that the vaccine is poison

At least you have a diagnosis. My doctor just kicked me out when I told him about my vaxx injury.

>>15396763
many such cases. it's why if anything the vax injury stats are extremely undercounted. even with obviously connected injuries, the shill brigade will gaslight that it's sheerly random coincidence. (not to mention people who felt something wrong but didn't seek medical attention for it)

>>15396424
Skill issue. Eugenics are based.

>>15394815
Chances are they already vaccinated your penis against pleasure as well. Surprise, they lied again.

>>15394820
Kek!
They actually are working on vaccines to counter the effect of the jabs now! It's truly clown world!

>>15394908
>msn.com
KEK!

>>15396426
As if mortality is the only metric. There are fates worse than death. Pisses me off to see morons focused on death and then attributing causation, when there is a whole spectrum of other potential effects, cancers, degenerative disease, autoimmunity, nervous system damage, etc. But no. No. It's all about death. Does it kill you within a week or not.

Retarded. These narratives are handed to people in order to confuse and polarize populations. They lap it up and organize around whatever they're handed, every time. Can't stop em. They love it. It's a variant of sports ball.

>>15396426
SHUT IT DOWN

>>15394899

kek

>vaccines are poisoon!!!
>masks cause brain damooge!!!1!
>covid is a kike psyop!!!!
>muh myocarditis!!! MUH JEWS!!1!!11!!!!
You Ameritards really live up to your names.

>>15397527
and don't forget cancer through inflammation or p53 gene suppression, T Cell exhaustion, autoimmunity diseases, amyloidosis, OAS, ADE, thrombosis, fertility problems, reverse transcription and bacterial DNA contamination.

please keep in touch with all our schizo obsessions, thank you

>>15394815
>>15394815
i had to search this up and found this on reddit. i cant believe these same fuckers then turn around and say the side effects are 0.0001% or whatever the fuck. theyre literally killing themselves in order to follow the narrative. what is this insanity

>>15397527
>covid will make your balls rot off!!!! itll give you brain damage!! your lungs are going to collapse!!
yeah

>>15394815
still shilling nocebos lol

>>15394815
i warned you

>>15398036
fake statics, fake as fuck, fake as government.

>>15396426
Something is going on. I live on a quiet suburban road and I've seen ambulances parked nearby 3 times already this year, whereas previously I would rarely see them.

>>15398075
>Something is going on.
Mhm. This and last year I've heard ambulances and fire trucks at least twice a week every week. It used to be a rarity that you'd hear maybe once a month. I've also been playing various sports for years, but my local parks & rec had to shut down their casual adult sports leagues because nobody signed up, and when I talked to a bunch of regulars I found out it was because half the people who used to play ended up with "coincidental" health issues over the last couple years. These are people in the 25-35 range, not people who should be getting debilitating health issues that prevent them from physical activity.

I don't know how many people have actually died over this (only know of two confirmed), but something is definitely going on that's completely fucking up an astronomically large number of people's health, isn't being widely acknowledged or talked about, and that almost nobody seems to be willing to publicly make the extremely obvious connections between.

Get your boosties chud! You want to endanger grammy? Are you racist? Get your boosties! Post your vax card on the gram and be cool with the in crowd!

>>15398157
You can also see it by how hard it is to fill some job openings. People just stopped going to work and their positions go unfilled.

vax scwary -> motivated evidence -> vax scwary, vaxxies are soooo dumb

>>15399686
>You can also see it by how hard it is to fill some job openings.
>>15399686
>People just stopped going to work

"They gone Jim."

My doctor diagnosed me with a case of repeating digits

>>15399999
holy based

get the fucking vaccine youre killing grandma

>>15394815
A professor in my math dept died of a heart attack last summer after getting the J&J vaccine in 2021.

>>15399999

>>15400145
sure he did, incel

>>15394825
Bullshit, this board was insanely pro vac and extremely dismissive of any criticism

>>15400491
more fake news? dont you psychotic fucks ever get tired of spreading lies? no? of course not

>>15400494
he's dead

>>15400497
do you realize normal people dont talk like this? normal people dont go trawling through the web to find some polish 70 something year old dying of unrelated complications. they dont go around trying to stop others from taking public health measures because old fat people are dying. be normal. be normal!!! its easy!!!! just be normal

>>15400513
go back its easy just go back

>>15400529
admitting defeat already? remember that youre an outcast, a loser, basement dwelling virgin with psychotic opinions. i sincerely hope you get some help

>>15397212
Very good post, thank God /sci/ wasn't a disappointment today.

>>15400546
dumb schizo clapping to himself

>>15400539
you know who sounds normal here? hint: it's not you

>>15400539
ok tranny.
but getting buttfcuk and shredding your cock doesn't make you a non virgin

>>15400550
>>15400552
this is you>>15400549
you dumb fucks.

Vaxschizos are hilarious.

>>15400562
here's some comedy gold for you
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1678184666252751.webm

>>15400563
>VA-VA-VA-VAXX SCHIZOS ARE HEEELAAAYYRIOUS!!!!!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1678184666252751.webm

>>15400572
wrong link
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1674381191629999.webm

>>15400475
That you say that means you're several degrees removed from anyone I know personally, so I hope you get t-boned on the driver's side tonight. He was my friend.

>>15400835
what, some 70 year old fat fuck who ate like shit psyched himself into Le sIdE eFfEcTs!!! because he fell for right wing wchizo propaganda? and now youre some kind of antivaxx crusader on the internet and i have to feel some kind of pity for you lot? you little fuckers are such selfish little morons. why dont you follow you in your "friends" footsteps? haha maybe you can form an "antivaxx" group in heaven haha you deranged little fucks

>>15400567
Why did you post a picture of an antifa tranny?

>>15401887
That picrel seems to be the left's hero for some reason. Who did he shootup?

>disadvantaged black and brown people forced into criminal lifestyles due to literal decades of systemic racism
vs
>chud shooting up random school of innocent children because he cant get laid
gee theyre the same!!

>>15401883
>0 iq post
burn in hell freak

FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS

>>15401975
The average center-left normie.

>>15401975
psycho

>>15401975
The most absurd conspiracy theory today is the belief that Pfizer wants us to be healthy.

>>15402109
So true.

FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS FUCK OFF CONSPIRACY THEORY CHUDS

>>15400494
people that drink sometimes have weak hearts and the shot kills them.

>>15400494
it's afraid

>>15402132
you are gonna cause heart failure that totally has nothing to do with the vax, better clam down xer

>>15397797
>theyre literally killing themselves in order to follow the narrative. what is this insanity
Shush! Encourage them!

>>15397785
Thrombosis is fucking based, especially when it leads to disseminated intravascular coagulation and ischemia of peripherals via sepsis

>>15401883
What part of "I hope you die tonight" is asking for pity?

>>15402349
just shut the fuck up. if you still havent gotten the vaccine, meaning if you still havent done THE MOST basic civil duty, the most basic fucking social agreement agreed upon betwen working members of society, an acknowledgment of "i will take this medicine to help protect you and you will take this medicine to help protecte" then just fuck off and die. crawl in a hole somewhere and starve. because we dont need you.

>>15402644
>"i will take this medicine to help protect you and you will take this medicine to help protecte"
But the Science™ says that it doesn't stop transmission. Are you a Science™ denier?

>>15402646
just shut the fuck up already, i dont want to hear about your schizo ramblings anymore. you are a basement dwelling incel, i am a working member of society. thats it

>>15402655
Your use of expletives suggests that you're deeply angered by my deference to the scientific authorities. Why do you hate science?

>>15402655
>i am a working member of society
Sure you are tranny, suuuuuure you are.

>>15402644
KEK! the seethe is strong in you.

antivaxxer schizos will never understand. billions of people got the shot to try and save the world while a couple incels stayed home fapping to anime while proclaiming to be superior because they dont have jobs, family or friends to care about. and they hang on to a few points like some schizo bullshit about transmission or "effcicay" like thats what matters. EVEN THOUGH they're still wrong about whatever they claim, when you actually read the study and analyze the data they're just flat out wrong. congrats, you're still alive. but you will never forget what a disgusting hermit you are. you are scum.

>>15402691
>billions of people got the shot
You really believe that don't you? KEK!
I only know two people who got it out of around 100 people I personally interact with at work, family, friends, etc.

>>15397189
>news aggregators le bad

>>15402691
yes people like you save the world.
by supporting draconian mandates, preventing people from working or running their business, prevent children from acquiring education, lock everyone in their house recite propaganda and fear mongering, incite against people who refuse to consume a nonstandard vaccine who refuse to give it to their children, all this to avoid a disease that does not affect a fraction of a percent of the population. this particular group could be protected with much less resources and without economic and social damage, but you are the heroes, you are the saints, you saved the WORLD!
50 years from now people will look back and see how "smart" people like you took not only 1 BUT 4 JABS to handle a disease with flu symptoms, while handling their superiority complex and forcing it on anyone else, while mumbling "scientific" terminology they don't understand, advocate on behalf of the corporations who get rich from this chaos, and reinforce social dichotomy, hopefully your sacrifice will be rewarded.

>>15398157
fall 2021 had way more ambulance sounds than ever until they suddenly stopped - instructed to run silent?

>>15402691
>they hang on to a few points like some schizo bullshit about transmission or "effcicay" like thats what matters
so the purpose of the vaccine is not to successfully achieve any concrete technical goal? it's just tribalist moralizing as a pure good in and of itself?

I had only the initial two Pfizer doses in 2021. Last week I had a cardiac event and had to go to the hospital. They gave me IV fluids and discharged me. Last night my left arm went numb. I think I might have a stroke soon. It's okay, I want this. The disastrous math PhD I've been languishing in won't be my problem anymore.

These vaccines are a crime against humanity. I'll see that vaxx wanker in Hell.

>>15399999

>>15399999
How?

>>15403716
>I'll see that vaxx wanker in Hell.
You are already in Hell, it is called Earth and reality.

>>15405215
>it is called Earth and reality.
Mother earth is god tier, all hell is made by humans.