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Requesting Assisstence.
Requesting Assisstence.
All systems failing.
Heat Generators at critical levels.
Temperature currently -55 Celsius
Full Power Failure imminent.

Help.

Please.

>> No.1537417

It seems you'v been infected.... good bye.

>> No.1537432
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1537432

mutilated circumcised penis

>> No.1537444

The only probes and satellites I feel sorry for are the ones we send to Venus. The rest will be restored and stuck in a Smithsonian, more pampered and cared for than any of us will ever be.

>> No.1537454

>>1537444
I don't think we're getting this one back any time soon.

>> No.1537459

>>1537415

>assisstence

>> No.1537478

>>1537459
It's too cold to spell, duh

>> No.1537482

Infection contingency activated.
Communication protocols terminated.
Transceiver power deactivated.
Hibernation mode loading.

Good by.

>> No.1537499

>>1537415
Deal with it Spirit.

Dammit I would send you a picture of the highway side testing grounds by JPL so many of your brothers trialed in so you could live, but JPL's website is down.

>> No.1537502
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>> No.1539221

I felt bad for the old Mars Pathfinder rover... apparently after the mother lander died, the rover survived, driving slow circles around the lander, trying to contact it. Then the rover died.

>> No.1539242

>>1539221
Oh god D:

"Mommy? Mom? Mom wake up! Wake up mom!"

>> No.1539252

So cold...
So... c-c-c-cold....

>> No.1539254

Nah.

>> No.1539257

>>1539242

They're just sleeping. We'll go back for them someday.

>> No.1539298

>>1537415

dude its cool,do exactly as stated:
1. tie string to paperclip
2. clip into ignition system (red wire)
3. Take a shit ontop of the control panel
4. Get in escape pod

your fucked if you dont have number 4

>> No.1539303

Stop personifying robots you buncha faggots

>> No.1539310

>>1537444
Wat? I doubt the ones on Mars will survive the conditions for long.

>> No.1539326

They should land the fucking Science Lab rover next to another dead lander from the 70's.

I'd love to see a picture of a dead Soviet lander, half covered in dust, lookin all apocalypse-like.


It'd be sweet, breh