/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15380597
>>/r/okbuddyphd

>>15380597
>that blur
>.png
got a laugh out of me

>>15380624
>laptop has 2Gb storage
I laughed

>>15380597
How come scientists can't be funny?

>>15380927
>Scientists can't be funny
>Therefore if you're funny you aren't a scientist
>Richard Feynman is funny
>Therefore Richard Feynman is not a scientist
QED

>>15380943
>>>/sci/
>science and mathematics

>>15380948
it's merely a comical observation of the tendencies of a subset of our species. it's humorous and scientific. no need to be so sensitive.

>>15380963
But this is a /sci/ humor thread? If you to make a 007 joke why not go with something more relevant like a covalent bond joke instead of a low grade pol or b post?

>>15380980
I apologize, please edit this webm so the text says "when we see someone post a 007 joke on a sci humor thread" and use it to reply to the off topic meme. Please accept my most humble apology and do NOT ban me.

>>15380597
more like reddit humor thread

>>15380927
Science isn't funny

>>15380626
Maybe they used a Chromebook as the measure.

>>15380597
a mosquito once cried out in pain
"a chemist has poisoned my brain!"
the cause of his sorrow
was paradichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

>>15383727
Obese

>>15381073
theres plenty funny about science.
humor is a science, you just need to focus on the language more closely
looks funny
smells funny
act funny
none of these are any good, but they are common descriptions of scientists

>>15381016
This can't be real

>>15383727
based and silentspringpilled

>>15380948
she looks like a scientist

>>15381016
Holy fucking cringe

This just happened.
The $44 billion Musk spent on Twitter was all fuck you money, he doesn't care if he alienates his most famous users and loses his investment, he is enjoying making it happen

>>15386469
He sold tesla stock to buy twitter

>>15383727
Top kek.

Chemists go WILD with their names.

>>15386875
>Russian watermark
I wonder who might be behind this

This one is extra funny because I know a Bangladeshi guy who pulled it off IRL to get into Duke, his father was an embassy diplomat in D.C.. I also know a jewish guy from a wealthy family who got a full scholarship at UC Boulder by pretending to be native American.

humor is a fairly easy topic to analyze, its been done a bunch of times. i'm somewhat amazed that there isn't meme generation software yet, it wouldn't be hard to do.

>>15386573
>>15383762
>"Ummm... science says this"
Type memes are horrid. Poth political sides use it nonstop and it makes me sick. Stop parroting your words using the carcass of science as your puppet.

I agree with this image but you framed it in a faggy way. Kill yourself loser

>>15389848
>What about the holohoax?
A more likely response is that that was done by the biggest racists of all, whose hairsplitting racial theories are a [math]reductio~ad~absurdum[/math] for the whole misguided concept

>>15386573
freud is v problematic tho tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R4Tp8ls5lY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KF8v8RqO9o

anyone remember this one ? It's from probably 20 years ago. He had a popular show on the radio where he'd do lots of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKzw1F9G1BE

Wow, this is almost as bad as YLYL threads on /b/.

>>15389848
those of hegelian persuasion care about logic only is so far as how they can exploit it against their professed enemies

>>15380597
>>15380604
>>15380624
>>15383727
>>15391235
Chuckleworthy
>>15381016
Hilarious
>>15380943
>>15380988
>>15383762
>>15386573
>>15386769
>>15386891
>>15388453
>>15388698
>>15389385
>>15389848
>>15391149
>>>/pol/
>>15388257
>>15390722
>>15390861
Marge

>>15391548
I was waitig for the punchline but this one is just terrible lol

What do engineers use for birth control?

>>15390861
that man hasn't read hegel's definition of science for if he had, he would weep

>>15391811
you must understand, seven years ago was a different time

>>15389848
This assumes most billionaires are Jews, which I don't think is the case

>>15391880
Their personalities

>>15392067

>>15381016
Millennials used to look at tweets like this as teens and go "waow"

>>15392606
>millennials
>tweets
>teens
I don't care what the demographers say, if you couldn't already buy whiskey when Twitter was founded you are not in the same generation as me.

>>15383762
Worth noting that IQ does not directly correlate with success, with an especially sharp decline past IQ 120.

Conscientiousness on the other hand, does correlate and isn't solely the province of white people - despite what the Smithsonian would like you to believe. So more Jordan Peterson and less Charles Murray.

>>15391982
I think the point of the meme is making fun of the "God is dead" meme. God was supposedly dead because man killed him, and now the new god of postmodernism, science, is dead because postmodernists beat the hell out of it in service to various stupid narratives over the years

>>15391811
Sounds like something an aluminum lover would say

>>15392946
What is conscientiousness?

>>15392871
Twitter was founded in 2006, grandpa.

>>15394107
>Twitter was founded in 2006
Yes, and people born in 1980 through 1985 are categorized as millennials.

rainbow jeremy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5VXJXxnNU
he ain't go no technology, you can check out his website

>>15392067
>I don't believe in rothschildes, those are a myth

>>15391811
Wasted digimons on an AlUmInIuM faggot.

>>15392067
I love midwit takes, i never hear them