/sci/ - Science & Math

Crucifixes emminated holy God particles that cancel out the negative unholy particles found in vampires.

massive operant conditioning from lulz-happy nanny

mental illness supported by, eg, the poppy-seed solution

Lone Wanderer = scientologist

Vampires don't exist.

never been on DA then, No.1533856

It might be a psychosomatic response.

For whatever reason vampires are so petrified of the symbol of christ that when they are presented with it they hyperventilate so hard or whatever that they get sick.

I don't know.

Ask the Day Walker. He would know.

Scientific explanation: Vampires don't real, and God also doesn't real. But God doesn't real harder than Vampires, and therefore is stronger and beats Vampires in the face.

No.1533861: OPERANT CONDITIONING!

>>1533854

I'm OT 9, motherfucker.

phobia turning into a psychosomatic effect, and cardiovascular break.

i'll bifurcate. whoops, nvm that was my captcha. tabtabtab...

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>>1533868
> Scientology on 4chan

>4chan hates scientology, and vice versa

Crucifixes are made of god particles
Vampires are made of antigod particles

It's kind of like antimatter touching matter.

Allergy problems with bullshit.

Speaking of which, why do they never use guns in Buffy?

>>1533851
God particle, you say?

>>1533975
Because Buffy would be useless if they did. She got shot at one point.

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It's a neural glitch
"They also possessed some very unusual wiring in the retina. Human eyes contain whole arrays of specialized receptor cells; some fire only when they see light and shadow in conjunction, some fire only when they see horizontal lines-horizons and so on. In a vampire's case, the receptors that responded to horizontal lines were crosswired with those that responded to vertical ones. When both sets of receptors fired simultaneously in a very specific way-that is, when intersecting right angles occupied more than thirty degrees of visual arc-positive feedback generated a neuroelectrical overload in the visual cortex. This what caused the famous adverse reaction to crosses, which consisted of violent convulsions which strongly resembled grand mal seizures. The reaction is commonly called the "crucifix glitch" by scientists."

>>1534105
Bullshit. All they'd have to do is tilt their heads slightly.

>>1534114

No? It's about the right angles.

>>1534119
>No? It's about the right angles.
So what you're saying is that any right angle anywhere causes grand mal seizures in vampires? Fuck, no wonder they're all dead.

>>1534123

No, a combination of right angles I think.

> Check into /sci/ for the first time in two months.
> this is the first thread I see
> facepalm.jpg

>>1534126
That's not how the eye works. If lines intersecting at right angles do it, then any such pattern will. Chainlink fence would fuck them up.

>>1534156

>> thats not how the eye works

>> vampires

Redundant.

>>1534161
I fight psuedoscience with science, and bullshit with bullshit.

>>1534156
None of you faggots read Blindsight?