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Victor Mon Mar 20 21:30:32 2023 No.15288825 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get a job at Shinra? I recently graduated with a Doctorate degree in Chemistry

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:31:59 2023 No.15288832 >>15288825 Are you willing to lie to the public? Yes? Congratulations, you've been hired at Pfizer. cough I mean Shinra

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:34:21 2023 No.15288841 >>15288825 >How do I get a job not your employment coach, faggot. fuck off.

>>	Victor Mon Mar 20 21:36:46 2023 No.15288850 >>15288832 Pretty sure they tell the public helpful truths not lies. >>15288841 How about a chill pill freak.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:42:37 2023 No.15288860 >>15288825 https://youtu.be/tmr3eZFSAFQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 21:58:35 2023 No.15288881 File: 31 KB, 640x450, 0 STRNBj-XGcbXlGFz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Extracting energy from deep within the earth and slowly killing it in the process. Sounds like you want to study geological engineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:08:40 2023 No.15288897 >>15288825 Use Sense™ on your PHS and call Promised Land HQ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 20 22:43:37 2023 No.15288962 >>15288850 >they tell the public helpful truths Damn dude, you don't have the job yet, holy shit! You're a natural. You'll ace the interview, for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 21 12:27:27 2023 No.15290204 >>15288832 >>15288962 this guy knows

>>	Shinra Executive Tue Mar 21 14:19:39 2023 No.15290415 Can you synthesize any of the elemental types of Materia?