/sci/ - Science & Math

Is than an ASCII horse cock?

horse penor
meh, done that

I see your ASCII horse schlong and raise you an ASCII furry tiger woman.

>>1522260

fukken sa-

wait a minute... I'm not a furry

for some reason a tiger woman struck me as a picture of a tiger, and a woman...

being tired is like being high, and drunk, and stoned

whoaaaa

>>1522291
>thinks bestiality is better than furry

...

>>1522291

Yeah whatever are you saving it or not?

ehh, why not, I've been meaning to punk a few of my friends, I've got line trap pics lined up, and I'm going to make a song an dance routine about how linetrap is my girlfriend, because my friend doesn't know who that is

I think I can pull this one off on an ex /b/tard friend of mine

>>1522293

whatever, 2 pussies is better than one

amirite?

wait, beastiality?

no I just thought it was a naked women in the picture, and a tiger in the picture

like, just put them side by side, because tigers are awesome, and so are naked women

awesome picture, right?

Why is my name backwards?

>>1522305

Hmm... Putting naked women posing next to tigers.

Good idea.

naked women riding tigers, with spear naginatas

I think I'm thinking of night elves or something, or Heman too much right now

or is it heavy metal?

I can't remember anymore sleep deprivation has made me the mad scientist

>>1522315
OLD idea

seriously

Though it IS a good idea

Man go to sleep, you have a severe case of brain-damaging-sleep-dep.

Hey I made another one! It's my favourite one, but in ASCII! I'm having SO MUCH FUN with this image-to-ascii-converter

I'm going to cry now because I saved that last picture making me a furry

nice

I'm going to laugh and cackle like crazy now because I just realized that thing is made of 0's and 1's


and now I saved the other picture

captcha: brattiest missionaries

before shitstorm starts, I'd like to say

that applies to atheist and theists on /b/ very well

wheeeeeee

>>1522357
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAFFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yes, I am a furry. That pic made me very horny. There is sperm everywhere now

>>1522357

I would post the original but... You never know when the mods might be watching.

>_>...<_<

>>1522371
>mods in /sci/

>>1522378

FINE

>>1522371
>implying theres ever been a mod on /sci/

>>1522381

If I get perma'd, I want you guys to screencap it and repost it everywhere when I post again.
SHIT WILL BE SO CASH

>>1522381
>mfw that turned me on

>>1522386

I mean screencap the post with the "(USER WAS...)".

>>1522381
What the fuck, Colonel Coffee Mug.

Shouldnotwant.jpg

>>1522390

agreed

why god why

why am I now a furry?

guess I'm still at the crying while fapping stage of being a /b/tard

>>1522401
>>1522394
>>1522390

I don't blame you, it's the best furry pr0n picture ever.

OF AWWW TIME.

I mean seriously.

Just look at it. 100% unrefined perfection.

Some day, when we have more advanced genetic engineering... Some day, my beloved.

I demand more furry porn.

>>1522410
~200 years, srsly.
Though that'll be fucking weird if I see irl furries walking around in the street.

>>1522429
You won't exist in 200 years

>>1522429

Two... Two hundred? ;_;

Two hundred years for IRL furries?

Well, then... How long until we have computers capable of feeling love that can be placed in the body of an android with furry skin, cat ears and a tail?

Or at least run a love simulation.

;-;

>>1522438
Genetically engineered tiger + human specimen is more interesting

>>1522438
http://www.futuretimeline.com/
Also remember, the odds of you living thousands of years are pretty good for us.

Touch it

>>1522449
http://www.futuretimeline.net/

fix'd it for you

>>1522291
go to bed. i'll do it for you

>>1522449
no the odds are not good, you will not live past ~120 years (and only that long if you're really lucky)

>>1522196
Send it to moot.He likes those.

>>1522460
Bitches don't know about my RHR and Manhattan Beach Project

>>1522449

Knowing my luck I'll probably die in a freaky accident under mysterious circumstances after leaving the immortality clinic, before getting to feel up a delicious part-human part-tiger female hybrid.

>>1522464
Oh right.

>>1522466
>Implying either of those will be commercially available/affordable and will work

>>1522467
You realize everyone says this shit pretty much?
If everyone who said they'd get hit by a bus a few days before life expectancy increases past one year per year, 40% or something of the world would die within a couple of weeks.

tl;dr don't be so pessimistic.

>>1522476
>implying pessimism isn't the best way to approach the world

I don't care anymore I want an IRL furry tiger chick

bringing new meaning to the term, "fuck like a tiger"

>>1522476

Oh thank you <3

Lets hope that the marvels of nanotech cause a new industrial revolution, aiding the economy, giving more money to education in science and such, and then reducing the crime rates so I don't die in an alley ten minutes after leaving the immortality clinic >;3~~

>>1522485
gtfo with your Pessimism, it is the cancer that is killing humanity

>>1522485
It isn't. Never stop dreaming. Fight like hell till your last breath for what you believe in.

>2039
>Full Immersion Virtual Reality
> Blizzard releases final WoW expansion

fucking retards sage this shit

>>1522493
>inb4 the normal humans are forced to pay repetitions for the mistreatment of human hybrids

>>1522493

>>1522497

oh god.

yes.

contributing

>>1522497
>2050
>oldfags still play Dungeon Master and Ultima IV with keyboard and CRT monitor

captcha; placental amazes

this isn't /b/ you guys

>>1522508
Does this look like the /furry/ board!?

gtfo

>>1522517
AAAAAAAAARGH STOP IT GODDAMNIT

>>1522503

they're still pretty much cats, all you have to do is scratch them under the jaw and behind the ears and everything is all good
besides, if they were pissed they'd just rip you to shreds

derp

>>1522517

Don't worry bro no mods on /sci/.

>>1522524
>implying we have one of those

>>1522503
I'm guessing you meant reparations?

sage harder /sci/

>>1522536
I like my edit better. The second set of titties doesn't do it for me.

>>1522555

Can't you like, post the uncensored edit?

>>1522555
What the cock are you talking about, the more tits the better.

>>1522540

Infinitely superior.

'Sup guys, just got back from the fucking future.

Lol, if y'all hate furfags this much of the internet, prepare yourselves for some serious ragin' 50 years from now.

>>1522606
>my face when your unintended trolling probably becomes true

>>1522606
Does MTV still exist in THE FUTURE?

>>1522619

>my face when his unintended trolling probably becomes true

>>1522606
>my face when you all get massacred by the crazy anti-furry militia

>>1522636

By the time we get IRL furries, I believe the Civilized World (Even the incivilized countries like the US) will have evolved out of that stage of discrimination etc., and there won't be many xenophobes to form the "anti-IRL-furry" militia you talk about.

>>1522625
You know how we have MTV2 because there was too much bullshit for just one network? Imagine about twenty more of those.

Well, I mean, we're gonna need SOMETHING to do with our time once we cure aging. Might as well play with heteromorphic bodies.

>>1522642
keep dreaming, hippie

>>1522650
Personally I'm going to use my time trying to figure out instantaneous travel of some sort (See: Alcubierre drive) after learning downloads or something like that become available.

Hey Mug, we know you're an Avatard. We know exactly what you would create if you had the tech. Don't try to deny it.

>>1522645
Truly we face a bleak future

>>1522666

When did I deny it?

But the Na'vi are smalltime, if I had the tech, I'd rather have a tiger woman.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY /SCI/

I'm not furry, but I can't deny that I would not "try out" various... things, especially if it was a virtual reality system where I could create/destroy stuff with a snap of my fingers.

>>1522681

rape comes to mind

and we liked it.

>>1522689
I uhh..
I'm not going to say anything.

>>1522696
>pic related

>>1522689
>>1522696
Then again, when I look at some of the images ITT, I can't help but to think that maybe... I am a... fur...ry.

Oh god, did I really type that out? What have I become?

>>1522704
umad

>>1522706

>What have I become?

One of Us.

Captcha contained the word "furrow".,

"fur".

Coincidence?

Don't feel bad, guys. Kacey is an awesome artist, it's alright to find her stuff hot, even if furry stuff normally isn't your thing. She does good expressions, which helps a lot.

Look at that passion! I'll dump some Kacey stuff if people want.

>>1522736

I just call it "Shit from Otonashi"

>>1522732
Well. Fine then. No. No. Maybe. I don't know.

I'm furry. I guess.

But not a furry fag. I prefer females. I guess that's something.

Now I need a name and tripcode. All 4chan's furries are tripfags.

>>1522746
That's not true, do you see a trip here?

At any rate,
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Also, you are officially endangered, straight furries are actually outnumbered by hardgay furries.

>>1522736

>I'll dump some Kacey stuff if people want

Only if it's as good as >>1522381

No just kidding <3 post anything.

Captcha: Reinforce them

Means something I guess.

>>1522762
All of her stuff is generally pretty consistent in quality, though you can tell she has improved over the years.

>>1522781
and she has a sense of humor: behold, vampire platypus

>>1522785
/sci/ is vast and empty. I bring porn to the void.

>>1522755
That's it, no more looking at anything that looks slightly furry.

Sigh. Should not want. Do want.

>>1522788
lesbians are always appreciated. Thankfully I've managed to accrue quite a few.

>>1522794
Honestly, a kink isn't that big a deal. If it's hot on its own merits and has an exotic appeal due to not quite being human, there's nothing shameful about liking it.

>>1522790

You know you want to ;)

>>1522801
>>1522788
>>1522785
>>1522781
>>1522755

Still nothing that can compare to: >>1522381

>>1522807
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH

>>1522807
I have some simple rules, really.

It has to be humanoid (at least mostly so), it has to be consensual (if more than 1 entity in the picture), and it has to be drawn at least reasonably well. Also, has to past puberty.

otherwise, anything goes!

Also, the mechanical difficulties of two creatures with muzzles kissing is amusing to me.

>>1522827

>It has to be humanoid (at least mostly so), it has to be consensual (if more than 1 entity in the picture), and it has to be drawn at least reasonably well. Also, has to past puberty.

P. much this.

Rape porn never seemed right, but then again, I'm on 4chan.

>>1522809
That IS one of her best pictures, not denying that.

Also, just to show, she does plenty of non-porn too. Really, more non-porn than porn.

Behold, a cock.

>>1522837

What is that supposed to be ( ._.)

>>1522833
They are simple but ethical standards.

These two are such a cute couple.

for the love of carl....sage

>>1522842
a samurai rooster, I believe. Don't tell me that's not badass. Because it is.

>>1522855
>for the love of carl

>>1522855
hey now, at least it's better than the usual troll threads. Or would you prefer another religion argument?

>>1522862
oh my

>>1522862

OMG YOU EXPOSED YOUR TRIPCODE

>>1522892
NOT ANYMORE :D

^_^

>>1522911

I touched it now what

alright, one more and I think I'll call it a day.

>>1522912
YOU ARE AN IMPOSTOR!

leave before me and my crew devour you!

>>1522939
Aha, sure.

"The furfaggots have told me of things that delight them, but not such things as you law has to tell"
--Saint Augustine, Confessions

>>1522901
>>1522911
One Inurdaes was not enough. Now we have two of 'em.

SCIENCE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>>1522945

> furryNun.jpg
>furry
>nun

THERE ARE NO WORDS

SAGE

>>1522954
I am the one, true Inurdaes.

>>1522963
We're not falling into that!

>>1522963

Ah, I remember when I was impersonated on /tv/. Feltgoodman.jpg

>my face when i am gonna dedicate a day in finding your tripcode

attempt 2

attempt #3

Contributing.

attempt number 4

fuck this shit, i give up

ITT: Furries, and people who would do a fur if they had the chance.

>>1522991
Problems, non-furry?

>>1522970
>>1522984
Hah yeah, I remember you first making the tripcode and stating that from now on you would be CCM.

Also shouldnotwant.gif

>>1523047

When did that happen? I only remember a few guys on /tv/ using my name with a different tri-trip. A guy on this board cracked it and used it for like two posts and that was that.

>>1523061

>>1523070

Ah.

Furry porn?

/sci/, I am disappoint.

>>1523393

You must be new here.

>>1523395

Check the email field of his post.

>>1523407
>>1522959

Ah, very, very clever.

>>1522855
>>1522548

lol U JELLY?

Herpus derpus

>>1523416

Colonel, could you post the original pic for this >>1522260?

>>1523465

Here.

>>1523502

I saw that one from a thread on /b/ yesterday.

I'm gay for everything but furry. What is the science behind that?

>>1523522

My hypotheses:

Furries become furries because they don't fit in or something, got picked at/bullied/annoyed IRL, so the image of an anthropomorphic animal or zoomorphic human is enough to arouse them while at the same time doesn't bring back the memories.

Not to mention cartoons with anthros providing the source material, and this sibbly-wibbly generation sexualizing everything from childhood.

Eventually the subject is incapable of having meaningful, lasting relationships with fellow humans, and instead reads up on genetic engineering, every night looking up and whispering "Some day, my beloved."

>>1523547

Accidentally applied nokosage.

Bump.

>>1523563
I disagree.

>>1523508
I saw it from lulz.

Also, kemonono.com

>>1523563
>nokosage

I must test this for science.

Furries man... in my /sci... Oh shit, this is so fucking sad. When did the human race fall so low...

By the way Colonel, I picked this up from a furry board once. Any idea what it's referencing?

>>1523600

No idea, I also don't speak Japanese or whatever that is.

It seems like a chart of different types of blush, what in the name of Carl Sagan?

>>1523547

That or they're zoophiles in denial.

>>1523617

I hope not ;_;

>>1523620

Well, it's possible. There's a higher percentage of people into bestiality in the furry community than in the general public.

>>1523635

Luckily for me that percentage is of 2%.

>>1523646

For the general public, sure. It's about 1-2%.

In the furry community, surveys have reported figures from 5% all the way up to 20%.

>>1523647

Last time I checked it was of 2% in the furries.

[citation?]

If i get doubles everyone who posted furries in this thread gets a 3 day ban for posting porn on the science and math board

Furry stuff is actually pretty mainstream/acceptable compared to some of the stuff you see on /d/.

...horsecock futa, women laying eggs...

>>1523654

Keep in mind these are casual surveys, not scientific evaluations.

http://www.klisoura.com/ot_furrysurvey2008.php
http://www.klisoura.com/ot_furrysurvey2009.php

>>1523666

ok

>>1523664
>horsecock futa and egglaying isn't mainstream
???

>mfw a furry thread is the best thread on page 0

>captcha: of Gaynor

standifer to

>>1523488
Thank you.

You know you would.

>>1524051
I would. Because that's a woman in body paint, not a goddamned furry.

>165 posts and 60 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Furry, not just that, but ASCII furry.

It's over. /sci/ is dead.

>>1524391

A/SCI/I

so this is my ffirst time coming to /sci/
there is no punchline
but damn, man.

>>1524405

Hello. We have a mini-bar.

>>1524409
i dont think you do because imageboards are hosted on servers and there might be a minibar near the server but not inside.

>>1524423
No! We do have a minibar!

Though it's filled with furries...

The Furries are the natural defenses of the living Internets--the white blood cells, if you will. In a world in which assimilated thought represents danger, the Furry seeks out concentrations of conservative mental energy and destroys them, ruthlessly and efficiently.

Commissioner Pravin Lal
"Furry, Furry"

>>1524542

I'm OK with this assessment.

PERFECT

>>1524641
Very nice! But does the binary have a message?

>>1524688

Not really, it's completely random according to the converter.

... OhmyGod you just had the best. idea. ever.

Converting porn images to ASCII format, where sequences of ones and zeroes make up the picture, each letter with a different colour for pixels... But the sequence of 1's and 0's could also hide a secret message!

OMGLOLPATENTPENDING

>>1524542
So, basically we need AIDS of the internet to solve the problem. Ok, on the way.

>>1524717

Cool reading comprehension, bro.

>>1524699
lol, Better Privacy Through Furry Porn
>Is YOUR computer BPTFP-compatible?

Behold.

>>1524773

That site was not as good as I expected.

>>1524542

>Pravin_meow.jpg

Fucking lol'd, 10000000/10.

My day status:
[_] not made
[x] FUCKING MADE

>>1524798
I know, sorry. I just moved all my pics to two external drives and now I'm too lazy to dig up good furries from them.

>>1524891

Two drives. Wow. That's a lot of porn.

There shouldn't be many sites with women willing to wear body paint, cat ears, and a tail, so I guess those won't be hard to find. Any others?

>>1523547
Interesting hypothesis. I identify myself as furry, though I never act anything out IRL and no-one knows. I have no "fursona" and am perfectly happy in a straight relationship with my girlfriend. Furry porn is a secret pleasure I treat myself to.

Now that that is out the way, I have always been aroused by transformation. I remember back to early childrens TV shows getting aroused by transformations (not animorphs before you ask) and from there moved onto furry around the age of 15 when I was experimenting with my sexuality.

Never been bullied at any time that would have affected this development, although I may simply be an anomaly.

>>1524900
Ashamed to admit, but most of it isn't porn. About two TB of it was files from my current clients. I just needed to make thee TB of empty room for a rushjob.

>>1524409
We have h-bar too if that's what you're interested in..

>>1524955

I kept it as a secret until a friend from the Internet found out, then I was pretty much like "Well, I guess that's that.". It was supposed to be a secret you take to the grave, but NO.

My friends on the Internet know, at least most.

In real life? LOLOLOOL NO NEVER AND EVER

JAMAS

NUNCA

bump for justice

>>1525058

how did he discover it?

Heya, the Anon who dumped a bunch of Kacey earlier here. Holy fuck, this is still going?

...

So, I've got a pretty eclectic collection (furries who only have canines and felines are dumb!) here, name an animal species, I bet I can provide an anthro porn pic for it. Go on, try me.

As an opening act, have a raptor (I also have a 63 raptor jesus picture that I saved because it made me laugh. I't double blasphemy++!)

I... I'd be honoured.

>>1525201

Penguin!

>>1525201
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I was just about to stand up so I could fall unconscious in the general direction of my bed.

>>1525201
...nautilus?

>>1525201
Kraken

>>1525251
...fuck, you got me there. Let me do a quick search here...

Avians are actually pretty uncommon, I guess people find beaks to be a turn-off.

>>1522196
did it lots of times.

I can has moar horsecocks?

>>1525306
I, for one, am very interested in beaks.
Post your Avians now.

Toriningen herp derp.

i loved your /an/ thread.
nice to see /sci/ making a better response.

you gonna post the ban pic or should i?

>>1525306
Thank you http://e621.net/

A quick search turned this up.

>>1522196
>>1522237
no real horsecock looks different

>>1525333

Oh, lovely...never seen that site before. Lots of new stuff on there.

>>1525333

That's... Interesting.

Is that it? Can i go to bed now or is there more shit for me to save?

>>1525362
Navigate your searches via tags. It's a fuckhuge database of furry stuff.

>>1525290
>>1525280
Oof, the problem with those is no one knows how to anthropomorphize them, so no one tries, or those that do look fucking terrifying. Usually you just end up with tauric format of human on top and octopus on bottom, ex. Ursula but hotter.

>growing miracle
Yes, Cpatcha, we are growing us some miracles here.

>>1525384
Here, have some raptor jesus. I'm taking my last captcha as a sign it needs to be posted.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I should be turning into a pillar of salt any minute now.

alright, posting my more unusual stuff now.

First up, Sloth.

>rallying ensured
To me, furries! We take this hill or die trying!

>>1525407
I already have that, i'm out.
thanks for the prons.

>>1525419
Moths are fluffy, but dusty. So much dust. Giving her a hug would be inviting a choking fit.

>>1525439
A mammoth

>>1525439
Nope, wait, i'm not out just yet.
Need to expand my scope. Never seen an anthro moth.

>>1525445
This one is actually a segment of a comic. Zebra x Giraffe lesbianism.

>>1525460
lesbians make everything better.

>>1525460

...The fuck?

>>1525465
normally I hate dialogue in my porn, but the giraffe made me laugh.

>>1525470
and now we get to the fucking.

>>1525465
Well, it's a brit, it seems.
Also WHY DO THEY HAVE A PET CAT THIS IS /SCI/

>>1525476
and more fucking.

>>1525487

>>1525479
Magic. Perhaps cats are unlucky in that setting and missed out on the anthropomorphization bus.

>>1525503
and an art style change...

>>1525510
This bit is short.

>>1525514
I like how the zebra looks in this segment.

>>1525522
They're a cute couple, really.

>>1525526
dohohohoho, silly ending.

>>1525535
and I missed a pic

dat tongue

>>1525535
Thanks, Anon.
Feels like a good spot to end this for me for 'tonight'.

What he said.

Hope this thread might pull through till morning. Posting in /b/ get's you shot down incredibly quick.

Furfag sense is tingling!

>my face when this is still up

heh, the sage bumper is a little late. All the good stuff has been posted.

>>1525791
>that song

Kill this fucking thread already.

sage

sage

>get back from work
>thread still here

>>1526068

>my face when bumped

>>1526091

You're saging with pictures... -.-

>>1526123

Hit image max to help kill faster >:3

>>1525549
>wake up and the thread is still here

>>1526847
>wake up
>this thread still alive
>shark with hair and ass

>>1526855

This thread is still here? Hm.

This thread is no fun without CCM. :<

im gonna 404 this shit