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What are the chances you get an STD from a 250€ escort?
Shes fit, has good grammar, has her own place. Im really considering visting here. However being an aspie im never able to enjoy sex because STDs exists, while the only way to improve premature ejaculation is to get acclimated to be with girls as hot as possible.

I was about to get a bloodwork that checks for STDs and more. Should I get the test first? I haven't been with an escort in like 8 years, I would like to enjoy some dates before they ban it to guarantee only Chads get to see a hot girl nakd ever again unless you move.

I just got a cream for premature ejaculation that's quite promising. It's the only thing that has ever worked at least in a testing setting. Now I need to see what I can do in the real deal. It has prilocaine and lidocaine on it. It's not great in terms of an amazing amout of time gained before involuntary contractions are about to happen, but the delay is good enough that I don't ejaculate in 5 seconds of a blowjob. I would really like to test this. Im getting really fucking anxious if I have to way like half a month to get the test first. But I would like to have an "starting point" before I go into an escorting adventure, since i've had elevanted lymphocites and low neutrophiles for a while, not sure if related to the autoinmune hypothyroidism or some other infection. I have tartar buildup too and im not sure if it's under the gums, not sure if related. So if I went to an escort and got an STD, I wouldn't have a "picture" of an starting point and I wouldn't know if it was due the STD I would have just gotten or what. But I fucking need to touch hot girls tits right now my dude or img going nuts.

>> No.15180185

You're a massive virgin.

>> No.15180203

You dont get std if you dont take condomless service. If she has condomless option, change the escort

Btw järkä on massiivinen virgini xD

>> No.15180257

>>15180203
Who the fuck pays to have wrapped blowjobs? found the faglord
And yes, you can get stds with condoms, found the virgins

>> No.15180282

>>15180164
>What are the chances you get an STD from a 250€ escort?
Basically zero if you don't have sex with her.

>> No.15180369

>>15180164
back of the envelope math you need about 25,000 euros a year minimum for kids and retirement

that means she takes about 100 dicks a year minimum

finland is ~10% black so that means 10 black dicks a year on average

>> No.15180842

>>15180164
>What are the chances you get an STD from a 250€ escort?
97-99% for at least one strain of HPV.
60-75% for HSV-2 if she is black or sees black clients.
15-25% for HSV-2 if she is white and only sees white clients.
15-35% for syphillis if she sees black clients..
5-10% for gonnoreah on average.
2-5% for syphillis if she sees only white clients.

Most escorts do not kiss on the mouth, so limited to no % for things like EBV, HSV-1 of the mouth, colds, etc.

>> No.15180844

>>15180369
>finland is ~10% black so that means 10 black dicks a year on average
Black males on average are more than twice as likely to use an escort as a white male.

>> No.15181314

>>15180842
What if you never kiss and always use condom?

What if I just touch her tits, tittyfuck and coom? trick the brain into having had sex but you didnt. Lifehack?

>> No.15181316

>>15180844
I doubt this is the case for the expensive ones, at least not in Europe (non invaded places, ie French not apply etc)

>> No.15181371

>>15181314
What if you just stick a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger? Would solve your aspergers too. Let me know.

>> No.15181436

>>15181316
>least not in Europe (non invaded places
there are non-muzzy-invaded places in EUrope still? Maybe in Slovakia or something.

>> No.15181506

>>15180369
>>15180844
Quality escorts in finland do not serve blacks. Easy with your black dick fantasies

>> No.15181569

>>15180164
>250€ escort
100%

>> No.15181571

>>15180369
>finland is ~10% black
More like 50%.

>> No.15181838
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>>15180164
transmission never proven scientifically.

>> No.15181854

>>15180842
absolute bullshit and shillshit

>> No.15182334

>>15181436
Compare the football team of Spain with France for instance.
And few people can afford to pay 200€ for a service that lasts an hour.

>> No.15182338

>>15181854
>>15181838
What's with the aspie theories that viruses don't exists? isn't this a containment board for places like /pol/ and /x/

>> No.15182340

>>15181371
That's not an argument.

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15182920

>>15182338
shill, you are forgetting that it is the germ theory of dis-ease which is only a theory.

>> No.15183115

>>15181506
>Quality escorts in finland do not serve blacks.
Based. At least Finnish escorts haven't been brainwashed into that either.

>> No.15184840

>>15182920
Anyone serious knows about this "viruses don't exsist" theory? Is it legit or aspie tier?

Also, who cares? you get shit in your lips, mouth and our dick that ruins your life, call it a virus, pathogen, bacteria, alien, or whatever the fuck.

>> No.15185578

>>15182920
The THEORY of gravity.
Jump off a building if you think it is just a "theory".

>> No.15185743

>>15180164
>What are the chances you get an STD from a 250€ escort?
14%

>> No.15185766

>>15181854
you sound like a roastie

>> No.15186205

STDs are just a narrative to scare you into using a condom. Does Chad fuck the bag? Yeah, didn't think so. Chad fucks the pussy.

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OP on left, /sci/ catalog on right

>> No.15187258

>>15181314
I have the same question but instead of tits what if I fuck her armpits and feet?

>> No.15188015

>>15185743
>14%
According to what calculations?

>> No.15189668

>>15180369
>that means she takes about 100 dicks a year minimum
The year has 365 days. It would be inefficient to work only 100 days, in particular when your "work" takes only 5 minutes.