/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15174711
We'll find out soon. Food 2.0 is on its way and your government has you signed up for the trials.

>>15174711
>>15174712
>a tumor is an abnormal and excessive growth of tissue
>give a cow cancer
>cut the cancerous growth from the cow
>eat the cancer
>repeat for infinite meat
>problem, vegans?

>>15174718
I see a /biz/ness opportunity here.

>>15174712
you are such a pathetic waste of air

>>15174727
you are such a commendable investment of air

>>15174727
You are such a breedable little cunt. Spread your legs for me and we can discuss veganism and antinatalism afterwards.

>>15174711
plenty of tumors in the food we eat right now
just need to cook them properly

>>15175039
How does cancer taste? Are some cancers more delicious than others?

>>15175049
same as other meat anon, you wouldn't even realize that you are eating CANCER

>>15174711
I like my cancer cooked well-done.

>>15175074
Are cancer growths usually meat? I imagine they would be more like fat

>>15175524
Yea but often weird stuff is also growing in the tumour like hair, nails, teeth. Just randomly distributed within the fleshy tumour.

So they get turned into burger meat. I guess we can look to the USA as an example of what happens to people who eat cancer.

>>15174711
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

>>15174711
Did you know that everybody has cancerous cells, and it only becomes a problem when they organize?

>>15175049
As a 4chan poster, you should understand well how appealing cancer can be.

>>15174711
Wasn't there some study that suggested it might be possible for cancer cells transferred onto another person to continue reproducing there as well?
You might now want to eat that shit.

>>15174711
https://www.bitchute.com/video/i2JLrTJnxzyE/

>>15175524
It's like a kinder egg for adults.

>>15174718

Literal South Park episode.

>>15174711
If you cook it, yes. It's probably not going to be healthy if the person with the tumor was taking chemotherapy drugs, but that won't kill you.
>>15175049
probably disgusting alone, but with the right prep it could probably be appealing. It'll probably taste like offal it's not going to be fibrous like muscle tissue is.

>>15174711
>>15174718
This is some klaus schwab WEF shit.
>you vill eat ze hair eye tooth tumor!
>NYT: Scientists just discovered types of tumors that are *almost* indistinguishable from standard meat!
Basically ends with Dune https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Slig

>>15174711
>the forbidden peanut

>>15174712
Inject me with MRNA Food, please.

A tumor would not be diverse and thus not be a good idea to consume. Imagine just replying desu desu desu to every pose.

If you work at one of those tech companies where the setting is controlled it might save money but...

Chickens (broilers) already grow so fast that their bodies malfunction from the metabolic strain. Predominantly heart attacks, muscle death (a failure of adequate blood supply to develop), clotting; doing the same to cows would be counter productive.
Cancers may grow fast but they always grow inefficiently; they put a huge metabolic strain on the body, they disrupt the surrounding tissues, whatever tissue has become cancerous is largely non-functional or functioning abnormally (often increasing the strain on the body).

>>15174711
The center of tumours tend to be necrotic, since they grow uncontrollably and clamp blood vessels shut.

I wouldn't recommend it. Even if individual tumour cells are perfectly okay

>>15176016
>he doesn't know about canine transmissible cancer

>>15174711
I'm the sort of person that cares about cancer a lot
'cause i cant stop thinking about butt cancer
if you ever get cancer you will be in my thoughts
i hope you enjoy the cancer
let me know if it gets bigger

>>15175648
They're super rare, and I am glad they are. Teratoma is the most disturbing I've ever seen