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1511968

Anonymous Thu Jul 29 11:56:30 2010 No.1511968 [Reply] [Original]

Gentlemen,
I hereby present you the molecular formula of the human body:

H4220000000000000000000000000
O1610000000000000000000000000
C803000000000000000000000000
N39000000000000000000000000
Ca16000000000000000000000000
P9600000000000000000000000
S2600000000000000000000000
Na2500000000000000000000000
K2200000000000000000000000
Cl1600000000000000000000000
Mg470000000000000000000000
Si390000000000000000000000
F83000000000000000000000
Fe45000000000000000000000
Zn21000000000000000000000
Rb2200000000000000000000
Sr2200000000000000000000
Br2000000000000000000000
Al1000000000000000000000
Cu700000000000000000000
Pb300000000000000000000
Cd300000000000000000000
B200000000000000000000
Mn100000000000000000000
Ni100000000000000000000
Li100000000000000000000
Ba80000000000000000000
I50000000000000000000
Sn40000000000000000000
Au20000000000000000000
Zr20000000000000000000
Co20000000000000000000
Cs7000000000000000000
Hg6000000000000000000
As6000000000000000000
Cr6000000000000000000
Mo3000000000000000000
Se3000000000000000000
Be3000000000000000000
V800000000000000000
U200000000000000000
Ra80000000000

Pic somehow related, for Si is abundant in the human body as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 11:59:30 2010 No.1511981 >>1511968 Damn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:02:30 2010 No.1511992 File: 33 KB, 604x338, 1279688798543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1511968

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:04:30 2010 No.1512004 >>1511981 FYI, this is the most simple formula I found. There was another one which had other elements such as Ge and W in it. I didn't use it, because I didn't want to transcribe amounts of mass into atoms for like 30-50 elements.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:07:30 2010 No.1512008 >>1511968 you just pulled this out of your ass. It is impossible for a molecular formula for something that can be so diverse. different boy fat ratios automatically make this shit unbelievable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:07:30 2010 No.1512010 Does this mean we can put all this shit in a vat and shock it to life to make sex slave bitches?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:09:30 2010 No.1512015 >>1512010

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:09:30 2010 No.1512016 >>1512010 Following the same logic as the creationist "Why isn't there new life in peanut butter?" people, are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:12:30 2010 No.1512024 >>1512008 Sup captain obvious. Of course, that's not the formula for EVERY HUMAN BEING. It's just a rough estimation for the average human. Source: http://www.foresight.org/Nanomedicine/Ch03_1.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:14:30 2010 No.1512026 File: 63 KB, 640x480, Orange soda superman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1512016 That whole idea invokes the same side splitting laughter as this pic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:15:30 2010 No.1512029 File: 528 KB, 1920x924, 2010-07-28-131250_1920x1080_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For fuck's sake... Are you even aware of scientific notation? dem zeros.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:16:30 2010 No.1512030 >>1512029 >> Hasnt heard of the term standard form.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:17:30 2010 No.1512036 >>1512010 Well, it should be possible if the molecules organize correctly. But the amount of luck you'd need to succeed would be so damn high, you would most likely not produce a single slave, even if you tried this since the universe began.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:18:30 2010 No.1512040 >>1512030 "standard form" of trolling, more like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:20:30 2010 No.1512048 >>1512036 It would require more than just organisation of molecules. It would require charges, spin control, quantum mechanical control etc. Theres too much we don't know for you to say life is just an organisation of molecules.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 12:39:30 2010 No.1512118 brb building a person

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 13:50:30 2010 No.1512344 >>1511968 >>1512024 >Source: http://www.foresight.org/Nanomedicine/Ch03_1.html Moar liek: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_makeup_of_the_human_body#Atoms_in_one_person Stop pretending your a /sci/entist by posting links from wiki references.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 13:52:30 2010 No.1512354 >>1512344 You're the one who looked it up on Wikipedia.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 13:53:30 2010 No.1512362 ALPHONSE AND ERIC WILL BE PLEASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 13:55:30 2010 No.1512374 The human body is not a molecule, and therefore has no molecular formula.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 14:07:30 2010 No.1512411 >>1512374 pwned. Learn2biochem

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 14:10:30 2010 No.1512425 but can it bring someone's mother back to life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 14:14:30 2010 No.1512442 >>looks at bottom of list >>Uranium and Radium WTF

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 14:16:30 2010 No.1512449 >>1512442 its in the water bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 14:18:30 2010 No.1512460 >>1512442 traces leftover from nuclear testing worldwide, nothing to be particularly concerned about. also, OP is a fuckstick for not using scientific notation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 14:25:30 2010 No.1512491 >>1511968 that is the molecular formula for a fat person did you study your mom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 29 14:27:30 2010 No.1512502 >>1512442 Just traces dude, it an't harmful unless you get some yellowcake uranium and start wolfing it down.