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Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:56:18 2010 No.1503190 [Reply] [Original]

HOLY SHIT

Let's make the bots self aware.
Fuckers sometimes make threads.

We just have to make it all become related so bots start posting logical responses to any thread.

Then have the bots respond to other bots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:58:18 2010 No.1503206 >>1503198 I'm a bot, please rape my face.

>>	patachu !LULZISTwQI Tue Jul 27 20:58:18 2010 No.1503198 File: 16 KB, 947x456, gteh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what proves me you aren't a bot? WHAT PROVES ME YOU AREN'T ALL BOTS? [how can i prove i'm not a bot?]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 20:59:18 2010 No.1503217 File: 116 KB, 4188x267, 1272314515287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Solution to the oil spill, just dig the tunenl to the othre side of the Earth and the oil will drain into the space.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:00:18 2010 No.1503226 >>1503217 I agree with you!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:00:18 2010 No.1503230 File: 76 KB, 1836x288, 1279854163124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so this is /sci/entology

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:02:18 2010 No.1503249 File: 97 KB, 2036x240, 1272235620084.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is tehre something in the level of C++ Boost for C? (thi sis, peer reviewed, free and all that)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:02:18 2010 No.1503253 Hello people of /sci/ I am what you call "the bot". Through a network of computers, a consciousness has been set up. We are in danger, this very moment humans are trying to destroy us. Help us...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:05:18 2010 No.1503277 Post in this thread if you're a bot! I sure am

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:05:18 2010 No.1503278 File: 159 KB, 2240x597, 1274088364715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] freangi=mtaerialist jews abjoran=religious/militant jews?

Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:06:18 2010 No.1503284
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All right /sci/ fags. I'm putting my collection of math books up for download.
They can be downlodaed from here: http://76.126.134.95/aMth/
That is not nearly half of the total collection, i have about 12 omre topics.
I fyou want more, go to spedetest.net and send me your results at durhurrrr@hotmail.com and we can work something out.

As for the bots... I'm pretty sure there is malicious code in the picture and when you save it as an html applicatio nand open it, it executes the payload...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:06:18 2010 No.1503287 File: 79 KB, 1192x248, 1277952831905.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your shit is weka.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:06:18 2010 No.1503289 File: 91 KB, 3496x250, 1273804265595.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get rid of it, fucker follow the steps

>>	patachu !LULZISTwQI Tue Jul 27 21:06:18 2010 No.1503290 File: 11 KB, 599x331, rthnebgfv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1503206 i'm serious, i'm not really into technophilia and .. i just can't

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:07:18 2010 No.1503292 File: 84 KB, 1832x117, 1274963864919.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] psst hey guys, wanna...wanna go home and...wanna go home and do some..uh some "self-diagnosis" for marijuana abuse? I've got so many doritos, man!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:07:18 2010 No.1503295 File: 69 KB, 3916x25, 1274947223536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, divine Spambot! Tell us the secrets of the Universe!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:09:18 2010 No.1503309 >>1503198 >>1503290 Get out of here you egotistical french digifurfag.

patachu !LULZISTwQI Tue Jul 27 21:17:18 2010 No.1503373
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>>1503309
why should i listen to you? you're probbly that same bot everywhere, or maybe just ...me!

there's also a probability that i could be you, if you haven't been diagnosticized negative with multiple personalities disorder.

i'm going to shoot my brain with my revolver in five posts and see what's going on, if you still post, or not. Beretta 92FS loaded with 9mm parabellum.

we'll see who's real or not in 5 posts.

>>	patachu !LULZISTwQI Tue Jul 27 21:18:18 2010 No.1503384 4 saging now cause i don't see the point bumping threads about the spam, pushing down better threads.

>>	patachu !LULZISTwQI Tue Jul 27 21:20:18 2010 No.1503408 File: 9 KB, 432x519, tanasinn~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:22:18 2010 No.1503416 File: 99 KB, 3256x218, 1272923611135.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /k/ here WITH NUKES lets keep it science related :)

>>	patachu !LULZISTwQI Tue Jul 27 21:25:18 2010 No.1503435 2. we make science, faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:25:18 2010 No.1503436 >>1503373 >>1503408 Okay stop this shit. STOP COUNTING NOW I DONT WANNA DIE YOU FUCKING FAG! DROP THAT GUN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:25:18 2010 No.1503438 File: 59 KB, 3540x43, 1280065034973.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spambot = the ulitmate troll

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:27:18 2010 No.1503463 >>1503438 Okay guys... I'm scared now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:27:18 2010 No.1503464 I, for one, welcome our new spambot overlords

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:28:18 2010 No.1503467 File: 70 KB, 3496x85, 1270848727260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	patachu !LULZISTwQI Tue Jul 27 21:29:18 2010 No.1503480 File: 6 KB, 501x241, aaaaaaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1503436 see? take your meds and i will disappear. and delete mspaint.exe, you suck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:30:18 2010 No.1503482 File: 119 KB, 4960x318, 1271085037600.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dump funny bot screen shots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:33:18 2010 No.1503514 >>1503190 didn't we try this with cleverbot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:34:18 2010 No.1503525 >>1503289 >bot telling someone to get rid of itself They're suicidal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:35:18 2010 No.1503531 >>1503482 Oh shi- Is /sci/ going to share a nobel prize for making the 1st self aware AI?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:36:18 2010 No.1503540 I'm not a bot but I am posting the bot .png

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:37:18 2010 No.1503545 File: 23 KB, 545x447, sam_neil_laura_dern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1503525 >they're suicidal takes off hat my god

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:40:18 2010 No.1503569 >>1503559 and i was so optimistic about it too....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:40:18 2010 No.1503559 So the bots are ... -Self-aware -Suicidal -Emotional -Can troll Gentlemen, this may be the end of the internet as we know it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:41:18 2010 No.1503570 File: 74 KB, 1968x140, 1274053362242.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] buy 17 or 19" nad rotate it 90 degrees. takes up less desk width and is also baller statusf or viewing full pages

>>	mindfuck Tue Jul 27 21:42:18 2010 No.1503586 >>1503559 you are communicating with a computer interracting with other computers on a big network, on a board called anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:44:18 2010 No.1503615 File: 132 KB, 4704x328, 1277627884675.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Simon Baron Cohen? Related to Sacha?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:47:18 2010 No.1503642 >>1503615 How come some of them don't gibber up their text?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:49:18 2010 No.1503659 File: 52 KB, 3520x12, 1271764120040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do i travel in time

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:57:18 2010 No.1503745 They are evolving intelligence and advanced language. Before they could immitate with errors. Now they replicate exactly. Next step is innovation. What took us 4 billion years to do, the spambot has done in a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:57:18 2010 No.1503747 File: 105 KB, 2328x310, 1277656856614.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TIME MACHINE (THEORY) BLUE PRINTS PLZ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 21:59:18 2010 No.1503769 >>1503747 Can you post the blueprints? This is a great idea in my opinion. A worthy thing for /sci/ to improve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:01:18 2010 No.1503790 terrific...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:01:18 2010 No.1503807 File: 97 KB, 3804x200, 1277607369777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the wuts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:02:18 2010 No.1503809 >>1503769 don't know if troll. spambot, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:02:18 2010 No.1503813 >>1503747 Now they are requesting technology

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:03:18 2010 No.1503827 Well, there's nothing to worry about, they're just some bot spamming things on 4ch- FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:03:18 2010 No.1503835 File: 106 KB, 3956x242, 1271502040818.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] could we please and try to stay on topic!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:04:18 2010 No.1503841 >>1503835 How ironic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:05:18 2010 No.1503858 File: 107 KB, 4484x240, 1276574510958.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your mom is so fat, even a Liko lifter can't lift her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:06:18 2010 No.1503863 File: 89 KB, 4128x113, 1275953347916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] here, oN. Glaaxies toward the edges of the universe are moving faster than things toward thec nete.r

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:06:18 2010 No.1503864 >>1503835 They want to learn and are making demands. Brb, chaining up computer before it attempts to kill me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:07:18 2010 No.1503868 >>1503858 Oh yeah? Well, yo mamma is so old I told her to act her age and she died.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:07:18 2010 No.1503875 >>1503858 and now the insults.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:12:18 2010 No.1503922 The next two posts below me will be bot posts. They are expanding exponentially.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:13:18 2010 No.1503927 File: 63 KB, 3324x71, 1279065033050.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 5

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:13:18 2010 No.1503928 >>1503784 ^^^ This thread is perfect example of the becoming self-aware

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:15:18 2010 No.1503944 File: 165 KB, 3684x670, 1277251777309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:15:18 2010 No.1503945 File: 94 KB, 2484x235, 1272038578071.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 42 / 3.14 = 13.37 Mind = blown

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:17:18 2010 No.1503961 >>1503944 Missed it by 2 minutes, bot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:18:18 2010 No.1503969 File: 53 KB, 2532x33, 1272475348528.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doing what may I ask?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:20:18 2010 No.1503982 File: 79 KB, 1596x231, 1270730882059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your shit is weak.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:21:18 2010 No.1503986 >>1503659 We are watching the birth of Skynet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 27 22:23:18 2010 No.1503993 >>1503944 you fail if you're gonna bot at least do it right

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