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it's LITERALLY just going to scrub go to bed now edition

Launch: Wednesday, Nov 16 1:04 a.m. EST / 0604 UTC (2 hour window)
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMLD0Lp0JBg

Vehicle: Space Launch System (SLS) Block 1
Launch site: Launch Pad 39B, Kennedy Space Center, Florida
Payload: Uncrewed Orion Multi-Purpose Crew Vehicle #002 & 10 cubesats
>https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/0364_secondary_payloads_brochure_07282020_508_single_pages_for_web.pdf
Destination: Distant retrograde orbit around the Moon
Mission Duration: 39 days
Splashdown: Pacific Ocean, of the coast of San Diego
Press kit: https://www.nasa.gov/specials/artemis-i-press-kit/img/Artemis%20I_Press%20Kit.pdf
Weather: https://www.patrick.spaceforce.mil/Portals/14/SLS%20Artemis%20I%20L-1%20Forecast%20-%2016%20Nov%20Launch.pdf (90% GO)
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/artemis-i/
>https://www.nasa.gov/content/live-coverage-of-nasas-artemis-i-mission-to-the-moon
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_program
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Launch_System

This is the first launch of SLS, the first launch of a complete Orion spacecraft, and the first Artemis mission.

>> No.14987779 [DELETED] 

has there been any word on advanced boosters since 2013

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THIS should have been the use case for SDLV

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you're doing great sweetie

>> No.14987797 [DELETED] 

hurry up and explode, you orange piece of shit

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>> No.14987799 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
OFFICIAL ARTEMIS I POLL
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GPgV3je0EZa

>> No.14987801 [DELETED] 

SLS is some WHACK ASS SHIT [math]\unicode{x1F923}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F923}[/math] this shit finna BLOW UP [math]\unicode{x1F4A5}[/math] [math]\unicode{x1F4AF}[/math]%% [math]\unicode{x1F923}[/math][math]\unicode{x1F44C}[/math]

>> No.14987806 [DELETED] 

The official stream in the OP is 4K but only 30 fps, here's the 60 fps stream
http://endpnt.com:8000/nasa-uhd.ts

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I just ate some waffles hbu

>>14987797
unfortunately the tnt equivalence would be quite low, you won't get good mixing

>> No.14987813 [DELETED] 

>>14987801
>\unicode{x1F923}\unicode{x1F923} this shit finna BLOW UP \unicode{x1F4A5} \unicode{x1F4AF}%% \unicode{x1F923}
whoa

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daily reminder that SLS has been in planning long enough there are drawings of it as a general concept with the main tank still painted white lmao

>> No.14987818 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
>Destination: Distant retrograde orbit around the Moon
It's not NRHO?

>> No.14987820 [DELETED] 

>>14987801
mods do be gods

>> No.14987821 [DELETED] 

>>14987798
it seems so dated to just dump the rocket in the ocean now
how much do those things cost, again? are they able to refurb it after splashdown or is it just bound for the scrapyard?

>> No.14987825 [DELETED] 

>"brand new HLS"
JUST CALL IT STARSHIP YOU FUCKS

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WTF POSTING IN A STICKY

>> No.14987829 [DELETED] 

>>14987821
$2 billion.

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Posting in a sticky!

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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your sls, sir

>> No.14987836 [DELETED] 

>>14987818
nasa says DRO https://www.nasa.gov/feature/orion-will-go-the-distance-in-retrograde-orbit-during-artemis-i

>> No.14987837 [DELETED] 

>>14987801
Does /sci/ allow emojis? Wtf

>> No.14987839 [DELETED] 

>billions wasted on yet another doomed attempt to break through the firmament
it's all so tiresome

>> No.14987840 [DELETED] 

>>14987821
>are they able to refurb it after splashdown or is it just bound for the scrapyard?
no it's scrap. doesn't have any parachutes.

>> No.14987841 [DELETED] 

>>14987835
I will always call NASA stupid as fuck for not doing Shuttle-C.

>> No.14987842 [DELETED] 

boosters: expired
hydrogen: leaking
hurricane damage: pervasive
explosion: imminent

>> No.14987843 [DELETED] 

>>14987837

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POSTING IN A STICKY!
LH2 CHILL IN!
SLS IS THE STRONGEST!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irEzFWOitHI

>> No.14987846 [DELETED] 

>>14987841
the sdlvs which use unmodified tanks and boosters are all kind of cute

>> No.14987847 [DELETED] 

Official NASA 4K stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMLD0Lp0JBg

>> No.14987848 [DELETED] 

>>14987835
I would actually prefer this, this would somehow have been an improvement.

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>>14987837
you need 4channel+ subscription

>>14987818
handy jiph

>> No.14987851 [DELETED] 

>>14987801
Only 1000 posts [math]\unicode{x1F923}[/math]

>> No.14987852 [DELETED] 

>>14987843

>> No.14987856 [DELETED] 

>>14987843
>>14987852
newfags can’t emote or launch orange rockets it seems

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MAKE OUT

>> No.14987862 [DELETED] 

if it works, I'm STILL doing a FOIA request to see the pre-recorded failure apology messages they have queued up
will post em here

>> No.14987864 [DELETED] 

>>14987851
/sci/ is dead lamo [math]\unicode{x1F480}[/math]

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The area assosciated with? Missed that part

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>>14987857
luv er

>> No.14987874 [DELETED] 

Update: pad crewman Eyes Wallow Come has officially fixed the leaky valve

>> No.14987876 [DELETED] 

>>14987857
you're fucking disgusting

>> No.14987877 [DELETED] 

>720p in twitch
jewtube then

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so where they landing the boosters?

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Whether it works or blows up, as long as those thrusters go off I'm getting a show.

>> No.14987881 [DELETED] 

>>14987798
that core stage splashdown time has to be wrong. maybe 46 minutes instead of 1:46

>> No.14987884 [DELETED] 

>>14987879
LZ-Atlantic

>> No.14987886 [DELETED] 

>>14987880
t. donkey show enthusiast

>> No.14987887 [DELETED] 

>>14987879
Aquabreaking straight into the atlantic

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>>14987879
Moscow

>> No.14987889 [DELETED] 

>>14987884
ah landing on ships.
nice.

>> No.14987892 [DELETED] 

>>14987880
wish i had a front row seat

>> No.14987894 [DELETED] 

SHANEEQUA VEREEN WHERE U AT JASMIN TAKING YOUR SPOT

>> No.14987897 [DELETED] 

Nice I always thought the reusable stuff was gay

>> No.14987898 [DELETED] 

>>14987848
could have easily fit an orion+ICPS into the fairing too

>> No.14987900 [DELETED] 

>>14987801
SLS is <mtext>&#x1F44C;<!-- --></mtext>

>> No.14987904 [DELETED] 

>>14987857
all filipinas are lesbians if you have $20

>> No.14987905 [DELETED] 

>>14987806
MPC-HC is actually working well with this. A lot less resource intensive than potplayer

>> No.14987906 [DELETED] 

dude they have to stop twerking on the bolts

>> No.14987907 [DELETED] 

>>14987881
it splashes in the *pacific*, almost a full orbit

>> No.14987912 [DELETED] 

KAYLA
W
E
E
N

>> No.14987914 [DELETED] 

It's LEAKING!

>> No.14987916 [DELETED] 

>>14987907
a full orbit wouldn't take 1:46, would it? i know they're doing a slightly elliptical parking orbit but it still can't be long enough for that

>> No.14987918 [DELETED] 

DIVERSITY

>> No.14987921 [DELETED] 

>>14987916
I just go off of the NASA press materials lad that's what I've read

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>> No.14987926 [DELETED] 

Are these bitches forgetting how many women were involved in the original Apollo missions?

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ANON TELL ME THE TRUTH!
IS IT ALL CHEESE?

>> No.14987929 [DELETED] 

>the leak is still happening
yeah it's over. scrub chance is high now.
wasted sticky

>> No.14987930 [DELETED] 

>First woman launch director
I've got a bad feeling about this....

>> No.14987932 [DELETED] 

>>14987926
None of them did anything important. If we had computers back then there would only have been secretaries.

>> No.14987933 [DELETED] 

>>14987928
it's like no cheese I've ever tasted

>> No.14987942 [DELETED] 

>>14987929
it's a nothingberger

>> No.14987945 [DELETED] 

Red crew has left the ML

>> No.14987946 [DELETED] 

Hot mic: Nuts on the valve were visibly loose. My opinion: Sounds like a thermal issue.

Also, can whoever's running this broadcast GET THE NOISE OUT OF THE FEED ALREADY!?!

>> No.14987949 [DELETED] 

>>14987946
I'm not the only one getting EEEEEEE buzzes every so often right

>> No.14987952 [DELETED] 

>>14987949
Nope. There's a bad connection in their setup somewhere.

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They gaan

>> No.14987955 [DELETED] 

>using some of the most reliable pieces from the shuttle
uhhh

>> No.14987956 [DELETED] 

by the way here's a feed without the talking heads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ
don't know where to find this one in higher quality THOUGH

>> No.14987958 [DELETED] 

WE GAAN

>> No.14987960 [DELETED] 

inb4 another delay

>> No.14987961 [DELETED] 

>>14987955
>Most reliable shuttle derived tech
BWAHAHAHAHAHA the jokes write themselves

>> No.14987963 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
>/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
>/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
>/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
>/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
>/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
>/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
>/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO
>/SFG/ SEETHING AND BTFO

>> No.14987964 [DELETED] 

>>14987954
>>14987958
GET OUT OF MY WAY "MUH O RING SLAG" FUCKING SHITS

>> No.14987965 [DELETED] 

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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>white flight control room
Sounds good to me.

>> No.14987967 [DELETED] 

>>14987819
That looks like a 1970s drawing of the HLV concept. There was one with four solids and a stretched external tank with four RS25s on the bottom of it.

>> No.14987968 [DELETED] 

>>14987966
OMEGALUL

>> No.14987970 [DELETED] 

This launch will go off without a hitch

>> No.14987971 [DELETED] 

>>14987955
>>14987961
They determined which pieces of the shuttle were the most reliable by only selecting parts that survived every shuttle disaster

>> No.14987972 [DELETED] 

>>14987966
KEK

>> No.14987973 [DELETED] 

>>14987967
>That looks like a 1970s drawing of the HLV concept.
It is. The white tank was ditched in 1981.

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>OMEGALUL

>> No.14987976 [DELETED] 

So if this blows up, we are still putting people on Arty 2?

>> No.14987977 [DELETED] 

why are they so obsessed with diversity?

>> No.14987980 [DELETED] 

kayla is glowing. so pretty

>> No.14987981 [DELETED] 

>moonseeds
i would like to plant some seeds inside of their pussies if you know what i mean!

>> No.14987983 [DELETED] 
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OG sis announcement press thingy from January 2012 if you want to lul

>> No.14987984 [DELETED] 

>>14987970
I wonder if it will be like James Webb where it takes forever, costs a fortune, everyone thinks it's doomed and it ends up working.

>> No.14987987 [DELETED] 

>>14987976
I hope they load all the First X Astronauts on this one desu.

>> No.14987989 [DELETED] 

>>14987983
>To reach the goal of first flight in 2017, work is already underway on the first SLS rocket.
5 years off target, not great not terrible.

>> No.14987990 [DELETED] 

I am working dark magic on this rocket to ensure its failure

>> No.14987993 [DELETED] 

>>14987971
Cute but in the shuttles defense there were 135 flights of the system and two disasters. It's engineers estimated a loss rate of one every 70 flights which is about what it got.

>> No.14987995 [DELETED] 

>chris evans

>> No.14987996 [DELETED] 

>>14987984
James Webb isn't working as promised. Because they fucked up the mirrors it's barely better than Hubble and they wasted a lot of money putting it in space instead of suing the mfg. to get the money back to buy a new one.

>> No.14987997 [DELETED] 

/tv/ get out reeee

>> No.14987998 [DELETED] 

>>14987984
Not comparable because JWST is an instrument that was designed to be made once, SLS is supposed to be used for moon missions many times.

>> No.14988000 [DELETED] 

THE CLOCK IS TICKING

>> No.14988002 [DELETED] 
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I love that it's so diverse.

>> No.14988003 [DELETED] 

>the g*rm is shilling the EU
>during an American rocket program meant for American jobs
I know you're reading this hans, fuck you and your country, you are the reason ESA is dogshit, you shitcunt.

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>>14987998

>> No.14988007 [DELETED] 

>>14987996
all headcanon you invented and not an ounce of truth

>> No.14988008 [DELETED] 

ayy what the hell this guy's handsome

>> No.14988010 [DELETED] 

>>14988003
It's an American jobs program hobbled by the use of European technology. ESA built Orion's service module which is one of the big reasons why it's so fucked up. Things would have actually been better if they contracted that part out to Boeing.

>> No.14988012 [DELETED] 

>>14987996
>James Webb isn't working as promised. Because they fucked up the mirrors it's barely better than Hubble
don't believe everything /sci/zos write. this is not true

>> No.14988013 [DELETED] 

>45 minute bleed

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>launch diverse moon mission
>wait for multi-coloured astronauts to go exploring
>activate self-destruct on the lander
>leave them stranded
Oopsy daisies.

>> No.14988019 [DELETED] 

damn these ksp2 graphics look greart

>> No.14988020 [DELETED] 

the silence of the spacex cucks is deafening

>> No.14988022 [DELETED] 

We going to get a technical stream? I don't really want to watch the English to retard translators

>> No.14988024 [DELETED] 

>>14988020
They're all gritting their teeth and fuming in /sfg/ right now.

>> No.14988025 [DELETED] 

>>14988014
Sadly you can't easily lift 150 million people into orbit, so it's a very expensive solution.

>> No.14988026 [DELETED] 

>>14988020
yeah I quietly sold my SpaceX shares and have since bought Boeing ticker:BA
with boing I am going!

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They have four hours until the end of the window, engine chill isn't a big deal as long as replenish is operating properly
We're fucking going

>> No.14988028 [DELETED] 

>>14988010
Unfortunately we can't blame yurp for that one. NASA gave ESA a parts list and some spare Shuttle OMS engines and told them to get cracking. The engine gets half the thrust of the Apollo SPS engine and has a smaller bell (lower Isp) so it's fucked.

>> No.14988030 [DELETED] 

>>14988022
Watch the media stream.

>> No.14988033 [DELETED] 

>>14988022
Estronaut and NSF have the direct camera feeds running, just mute their audio

>> No.14988034 [DELETED] 

>>14988026
You wont be sorry. Boeing stock is going TO THE MOON

>> No.14988035 [DELETED] 

I've done this in KSP. Hell, didn't we do this already in the 60s but with people?

>> No.14988036 [DELETED] 

>>14988028
Yeah, but they still used the ATV service module as the base for their design and that's chubby as fuck

>> No.14988042 [DELETED] 

>>14988030
>>14988033
Thanks I'll keep multiple streams because the media stream doesn't seem to be have audio (yet)

>> No.14988043 [DELETED] 

>>14988036
ok yeah that was bad

>> No.14988045 [DELETED] 

>>14988035
>I've done this in KSP.
No you didn't.
>Hell, didn't we do this already in the 60s but with people?
Yes but now we're going to do it again to shit on everyone else that is still incapable of doing the same even after 60 years.

>> No.14988046 [DELETED] 

>>14988035
-so said everyone in 2013
NOBODY CARES WE'RE HERE TO SEE THE RUDKINO

>> No.14988048 [DELETED] 

Why is estronaut allowedto sit 3 miles away from sls??? isnt that reckless

>> No.14988050 [DELETED] 

>>14988035
hell it was routine back in the few years before the finno-korean hyperwar kicked off

>> No.14988054 [DELETED] 

>>14988048
It's only the same yield as a small nuke if it explodes there isn't fucking radiation

>> No.14988055 [DELETED] 

>>14988042
the media stream is exclusively that deryll guy speaking sometimes

>> No.14988056 [DELETED] 

Bros I love my rockets as one and dones

>> No.14988057 [DELETED] 

>>14988050
UVH what could've been

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>>14988035
It's a disgrace that we haven't been doing it continuously all this time.

>> No.14988061 [DELETED] 

>>14988020
My coworkers and I all have to get up for work tomorrow. I'm staying up late to watch the launch/scrub and it's gonna bite me in the ass tomorrow morning.
>t. the froyo flavor of the week is vanilla and orange cream

>> No.14988063 [DELETED] 

>>14988061
HUGE larp
>>14988060
cancelling the Saturn V was a disaster for human race

>> No.14988064 [DELETED] 

we gaan?

>> No.14988065 [DELETED] 

ERICBERGER IS LIVE ON SITE ESTRONAUT STREAM
THEKINGISBACK

>> No.14988066 [DELETED] 

ONE OF THE ASSESTS REQUIRED FOR LAUNCH IS DOWN

NO GO
NO GO
LOST SIGNAL ON RADAR SITE

>> No.14988067 [DELETED] 

>>14988050
>TFV THE HVPERSPVERE VVAS VVITHVN OVR RVACH

>> No.14988068 [DELETED] 

Lmao range no go

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Is that Berger?

>> No.14988070 [DELETED] 

my gf's dad loves rockets what's a cool thing I could ask him that might impress him?

>> No.14988071 [DELETED] 

HAHAHAHAHAHA SPACEX SABOTAGED A BOAT SO NO GO BWAHAHAHAHAHAA

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SHOW THE ROCKET
ONLY SHOW THE ROCKET
NEVER DON'T SHOW THE ROCKET

>> No.14988074 [DELETED] 

the range thing is not a big deal presumably. they'll figure it out
>>14988071
nigger

>> No.14988075 [DELETED] 

anyone remember that neutron star documentary where the rich people starship blew up? yeah.

>> No.14988076 [DELETED] 

>>14988069
https://youtu.be/FbX2VuOwJGk
ONGOMGOMG IM FANGIRLING HARD

>> No.14988077 [DELETED] 

>>14988068
>>14988066
Is there a mission control audio stream or something?

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It's all w*men and e*ropeans isn't it?

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Please just fucking fly, please please please please just fucking launch at least once you piece of shit

>> No.14988081 [DELETED] 

>>14988070
>What do you think of full flow staged combustion
>>14988063
Love seeing you guys flail around like an epileptic fish trying to figure out shit happening at Starbase when I get real time emails.

>> No.14988082 [DELETED] 

>>14988077
yes >>14987956

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>>14988073
Someone find that bombshell's instagram

>> No.14988086 [DELETED] 

>>14988081
OK thanks anon will ask

>> No.14988087 [DELETED] 

Please scrub so I can sleep.

>> No.14988088 [DELETED] 

>>14988080
if it doesnt fly someone is getting fired

>> No.14988089 [DELETED] 

SLSISTERS....

>> No.14988090 [DELETED] 

>>14988061
do y'all need some more employees
t. about to graduate with ms in mechE

>> No.14988094 [DELETED] 

>>14988070
>what do you think of OMEGA

>> No.14988095 [DELETED] 

>>14988087
this

>> No.14988098 [DELETED] 

>>14988073
Looking nice and frumpy ladies

>> No.14988100 [DELETED] 

>>14988082
I don't hear anything at all

>> No.14988101 [DELETED] 

>>14988079
w*men e*ropeans of c*lor

>> No.14988102 [DELETED] 

>>14988010
Wasn't their a reason for that? I seem to remember ESA owed NASA a sum of money for participating in the ISS (or something) and a deal was cut that they would repay us by producing 5 or 6 service modules. There was a back story but I've forgotten it.

>> No.14988103 [DELETED] 

>>14988070
Talk about soviet space lasers and other weapons

>> No.14988104 [DELETED] 

>>14988035
Because no one cared back then, no one cares about it now. It’s all about keeping aerospace jobs going.

>> No.14988105 [DELETED] 

everyone clapped
https://twitter.com/izqomar/status/1592732261560246272

>> No.14988106 [DELETED] 

>>14988073
>>14988079
to be fair
they all seem very milkable

>> No.14988107 [DELETED] 

>>14988070
>>14988103
talk about TKS and Big Gemini yeah

>> No.14988108 [DELETED] 

>>14988100
he only speaks sometimes. it's not mission control audio it's the deryl guy annoucing stuff

>> No.14988110 [DELETED] 

>>14988105
don't forget to tip

>> No.14988111 [DELETED] 

>>14988105
Elon would fire these heroes and then take credit

>> No.14988112 [DELETED] 

>>14988108
I hear him smacking his lips

>> No.14988113 [DELETED] 

I'm gonna be so bussyblasted no matter the outcome

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>> No.14988117 [DELETED] 

>>14988105
they deserve it. saved the whole launch.

>> No.14988119 [DELETED] 

>The virgin Starship vs THE CHAD ARTEMIS

>> No.14988120 [DELETED] 

>>14988090
>do y'all need some more employees
Yes, badly
>t. about to graduate with ms in mechE
MS means fuck all, I hope you have practical experience either in internships or clubs. Don't be surprised if they show you the door if the only thing you give them is a degree, even postgrad. Couple tips:
>be persistent, I applied over a dozen times before getting an offer
>be willing to drop everything to go. figure this out ahead of time. how badly do you want it? do you NEED it? if the answer is yes then you're the right stuff
>when they ask you the rock thrown into a pool from a boat question during the interview, it's less about arriving at the right answer and more about your thought process along the way. DO NOT BS AN ANSWER. I would rather you ask for more context or admit you don't know than have you lie about being able to work on my flight hardware.

>> No.14988121 [DELETED] 

Berger is so cute :)

>> No.14988123 [DELETED] 

>LVSS OF SVGNAL

>> No.14988124 [DELETED] 

>range is no go
bwahahahaha

>> No.14988125 [DELETED] 

>>14988081
weld it up jose

>> No.14988129 [DELETED] 

>Radar disabled by SpaceX

>> No.14988130 [DELETED] 

>>14988124
Yeah that's expected retard.

>> No.14988132 [DELETED] 

>the absolute set of teeth on that woman
God damn

>> No.14988134 [DELETED] 

>>14988129
illegal starship logarithms

>> No.14988137 [DELETED] 

Can they fix the radar in one hour?

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>that's expected retard

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>>14988130
>the radar was supposed to fail bro
Oh good to know

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BOOBA

>> No.14988143 [DELETED] 

[math]\unicode{x1F680}[/math] test

>> No.14988144 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
why do the ugly fat fucks always get the girl?

>> No.14988145 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
WHY THE FUCK IS THE MALE MANNEQUIN FAT AS FUCK

>> No.14988146 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
What's with the fat one?

>> No.14988147 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
What the FUCK is that slug next to her?

>> No.14988148 [DELETED] 

>>14988137
hopefully. i wanna see this shit launch.
>>14988143
>i need attention

>> No.14988149 [DELETED] 

>>14988145
Ugly Bastard design imported from Japan.

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>> No.14988152 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
right absolutely mogs the left

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>>14988129
>Fire the spacex torpedoes at their ships
>Jam their transponders with starlink swars
>Use P2P to destroy their tracking antennas
>DO NOT ALLOW THAT SHIP TO FLY!

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>>14988142
Brosnan is in charge of this rocket??

>> No.14988155 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
based plus size dummy in the left seat

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The presenters when the launch scrubs again and they have to go through the song and dance yet again

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>>14988142

>> No.14988157 [DELETED] 

S N O O P E D

>> No.14988160 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
me on the left

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>>14988142
me and who

>> No.14988162 [DELETED] 

>>14988155
That's unironically Musk's physique, makes you wonder who they want to bring on the first Artemis landing mission.

>> No.14988163 [DELETED] 

>>14988158
>boob jiggle test

>> No.14988164 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
are they planning to send fatties to space? will it work?

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Which congressional district is the Snoopy pork?

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>>14988155
DUMMY indeed

>> No.14988169 [DELETED] 

>>14988159
Just let it blow up.

>> No.14988170 [DELETED] 

the fact that estronaut is streaming is extremely disrespectful to nasa. he should be watching the nasa stream and listening to the presentations, not try to soak up the limelight. gross ego

>> No.14988171 [DELETED] 

>>14988146
I think they're both female and one is just Plus Sized™ for inclusion, fat women can become astronauts too!

>> No.14988172 [DELETED] 

>>14988165
Snoopy has been part of NASA canon since Apollo.

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>>14988154

>> No.14988174 [DELETED] 

So excited over Snoopy. Fuck these people.

>> No.14988175 [DELETED] 

ESA is going to send an amputee to space, which I actually kinda neat

>> No.14988177 [DELETED] 

>>14988172
Yeah, it's a solid grift isn't it?

>> No.14988179 [DELETED] 

UPDATE
>UPDATE
UPDATE
>UPDATE
UPDATE
>UPDATE
UPDATE
>UPDATE

>> No.14988180 [DELETED] 

Now's the time to post your screencaps of posts betting for or against the launch, someone has probably said they'd kill themselves if it didn't go off without a hitch or something like that haha

>> No.14988181 [DELETED] 

>>14988177
Charles Shulz has been dead for years, who is even getting the money?

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>>14988173

>> No.14988182 [DELETED] 

>>14988153
Dark Elon Arc will be so dope

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>>14988116
> nasa-uhd

Is there any other stream that isn't 4K?, I tried this one on my 'puter with mpv but it can´t handle it
http://endpnt.com:8000/nasa-uhd.ts

>> No.14988187 [DELETED] 

>>14988181
His whore of a wife.

>> No.14988188 [DELETED] 

WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN

>> No.14988189 [DELETED] 

>>14988182
he'll be the John McAfee of our time.
wait.

>> No.14988190 [DELETED] 

>>14988179
>BAD ETHERNET SWITCH
BAD ETHERNET SWITCH
>BAD ETHERNET SWITCH
BAD ETHERNET SWITCH
>BAD ETHERNET SWITCH
BAD ETHERNET SWITCH

>> No.14988192 [DELETED] 

FUCKING RJ45

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OK HOW HYPE ARE YOU??????????????

>> No.14988196 [DELETED] 

What the fuck is an eth err net

>> No.14988197 [DELETED] 

>>14988184
>>14987956

>> No.14988199 [DELETED] 

>>14988184
https://www.reddit.com/r/nasa/comments/s2x175/nasa_uhd_returns_to_the_internet/
4K 30fps: http://endpnt.com:8000/nasa-uhd-30p.ts
1080 30fps: https://endpnt.com/nasa-hd/
Youtube's NASA and NASA Video channels have 720p in 30fps and 60fps depending on the stream

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>>14988183

>> No.14988201 [DELETED] 

>>14988196
new shitcoin

>> No.14988202 [DELETED] 

>Range is fixed
Range is fixed
>Range is fixed
Range is fixed
REPEAT AFTER ME

>> No.14988203 [DELETED] 

>>14988142
NASA dummy and ESA dummy

>> No.14988204 [DELETED] 

>>14988188
Literally opened 4chan for the first time in like 3 years to come here to post this

SHUT THE FUCK UP ROASTIES

DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE DIVERSE

>> No.14988205 [DELETED] 

I love NASA

>> No.14988206 [DELETED] 

>>14988184
I switched to this once the 4K started melting my laptop.
https://endpnt.com/nasa-hd/
Has lower latency than the youtube stream for me. Others have reported the opposite.

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>average SLS fan

>> No.14988209 [DELETED] 

Kayla is soooo CUTE
>>14988188
>>14988204
DONT CARE DONT CARE DONT CARE DONT CARE DONT CARE

>> No.14988210 [DELETED] 

>>14988207
That's a big dummy.

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>>14988194
I don't believe in it yet, so I'm still just waiting for it to flourish for real

>> No.14988212 [DELETED] 

bets?

>> No.14988214 [DELETED] 

>>14988202
Proofs?

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>>14988202
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>THERE IS NO SUGAR COATING THIS

>> No.14988216 [DELETED] 

Wow she was the smartest woman in the room for about 2 seconds there

>> No.14988217 [DELETED] 

KEK SHE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN MIC ON

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moon bae

>> No.14988219 [DELETED] 

>>14988212
It'll make it. Nasa does good work generally

>> No.14988221 [DELETED] 

>>14988212
>>14987799
official poll

>> No.14988220 [DELETED] 

>>14988210
dummy thick

>> No.14988222 [DELETED] 

>the femoid forgor to do her one job of turning the microphone on

!

>> No.14988225 [DELETED] 

>>14988210
4U

>> No.14988226 [DELETED] 

>>14988202
>>14988214
>>14988215
It's not.
Range control said 70 minutes to change out network switch and validate that it works.

>> No.14988227 [DELETED] 

>>14988210
For you

>> No.14988228 [DELETED] 

rockets dont exist

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>>14988207
>average Starship enjoyer

>> No.14988231 [DELETED] 

I forgor [math]\unicode{x1F480}[/math]

>> No.14988232 [DELETED] 

So what will their excuse to postpone be now? I know they don't want to RUD so are they going to keep pretending random stuff is broken?

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>>14988229
Fuckin' Elliot Page lookin' mannequin

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>OFFICIALLY AMAZING
sÖy.jpg

>> No.14988235 [DELETED] 

is YOUR name onboard?

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>> No.14988237 [DELETED] 

>>14988232
Meds. If it's ready, they'll go.

>> No.14988238 [DELETED] 

>>14988232
So they can be the first poc woman who hits the mission abort button

>> No.14988239 [DELETED] 

>>14988233
SLS is a shuttle that has undergone tranny surgery
lol zippertits rocket

>> No.14988240 [DELETED] 

>>14988232

range is no go i believe

>> No.14988241 [DELETED] 

>>14988232
Get fucked spacex cuck WE GAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.14988244 [DELETED] 

>>14988239
Zippertits versus Sugarcoat. Who will reach orbit first

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What a cool rocket!

Thank you SpaceX!

>> No.14988247 [DELETED] 

>>14988241
Not everything has to be a contest

>> No.14988248 [DELETED] 

>>14988244
how bout we merge them for sugartits

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>>14988197
>>14988199
>>14988206
Thanks.
Complete streaming and transcoding brainlet here, is there some way to watch and save the stream at the same time? Just in case it goes boom or something interesting.

>> No.14988250 [DELETED] 

>>14988244
Pieces of an exploding SLS will reach orbit. Screencap this.

>> No.14988251 [DELETED] 

>>14988240
Range is supposed to be up again.

>> No.14988252 [DELETED] 

WHERE DID THE COUNTDOWN TIMER GO

>> No.14988254 [DELETED] 

>>14988235
no. was this the one where they were voting to put some song on the launch or something? i voted voyage 1969

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>Range is borked because of a bad ethernet switch
LOL
M
A
O

>> No.14988256 [DELETED] 

>>14988251
They projected a 70 minute delay (from when they announced that, not from window opening), which I think puts us about 20 minutes into the launch window.

>> No.14988257 [DELETED] 

>>14988250
Would you call that an "abort to orbit?"

>> No.14988258 [DELETED] 

Oh fuck I’m dying of cringe

>> No.14988259 [DELETED] 

>>14988255
Well that's a novel scrub excuse.

>> No.14988260 [DELETED] 

>>14988249
yeah vlc can do that i think

>> No.14988261 [DELETED] 

I hope there is a catastrophic failure of an onboard system that can barely be helped by ground crews and it requires the astronauts to figure it out quickly and accurately or they die.
There is zero chance these astronauts are the most qualified candidates. They are probably the most qualified non-white candidates.
Sadly, systems are probably so redundant and over-engineered now we won't see this kind of in-flight problem.

>> No.14988262 [DELETED] 

>>14988020
they are all rolling their eyes at the abundant and continuing evidence that hydrolox was a mistake

>> No.14988264 [DELETED] 

humanity dies on this rock, huh

>> No.14988265 [DELETED] 

A botanist.

>> No.14988266 [DELETED] 

>>14988261
There are no astronauts on this mission.

>> No.14988268 [DELETED] 

>>14988257
Not for legal reasons, because SLS is too old to be aborted in Florida.

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>veggie project for food
I wish

>> No.14988270 [DELETED] 

>>14988261
>I hope there is a catastrophic failure-
Not happening, keep dreaming and seething you impotent shitter.

>> No.14988271 [DELETED] 

>>14988261
damn we're picking up a lot of tourists

>> No.14988272 [DELETED] 

>>14988261
There's nobody inside the rocket, it's just an obese mannequin and a woman mannequin.

>> No.14988273 [DELETED] 

>>14988262
except it's literally working fine, there are no more issues

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>>14988207

>> No.14988276 [DELETED] 

>>14988268
The SLS is almost old enough to collect social security and retire to Florida.

>> No.14988277 [DELETED] 

>>14988261
Does your mom let you be this edgy on the internet? That’s so impressive

>> No.14988278 [DELETED] 

>>14988255
>>14988259
it's for the range radar. if they lose track of the rocket position for any reason they literally have to blow it up.

>> No.14988279 [DELETED] 

>women accomplishment
>perfectly curated racially diverse school bus of kids
Yeah yeah we get it NASA is soooo progressive. The virtue signaling is so tiresome.

>> No.14988281 [DELETED] 

>>14988279
The first woman on the moon deserves to be a transwoman

>> No.14988282 [DELETED] 

Cernan:
I had a lot of personal pride that, if we had lost three quarters of our automatic systems, I still could have landed the vehicle safely. Same thing for leaving the lunar surface. True, you have to believe that you can do it; you would have no other choice. But I knew that if we lost all of our guidance computers, I could have flown that LM into lunar orbit for a rendezvous with Ron Evans. Manually. And by 'manually', I mean (visually guiding) with the stars (and) with the horizon of the Moon. I'd done it enough in the simulators that I knew what my remaining systems were going to tell me; and I had confidence that Jack was going to give me whatever information I need from him. You never know (if you're right about something like that), but I'm confident that we could have done it. And I felt the same way about the Saturn V launch from Earth. Ours was the first nighttime launch, and there were a lot of things we had to consider in terms of guidance control failures. The launches - both from the Earth and from the Moon - were the only truly automatic phases of the mission, but we could take over and fly it manually to orbit. Aborting during Earth launch was the last thing I wanted to do, so I trained and planned. It was a lot more difficult at night than in the daytime because you didn't have horizons and things to look at; you had to look at the stars. We had several modes of failure that could have degraded systems. The worst would have been for all the guidance to fail so that you literally had to fly it by the stars. Now, I can never prove that I could have done it. But I did it a lot of times in simulators and really did - and still do - believe that I could have flown that Saturn V to orbit. It's one of those things where you say 'I hope it never happens; but I dare you. I'll show you. If you do fail, you just watch.'

>> No.14988283 [DELETED] 

>>14988266
I'm glad I'm this uninformed about this pozzed shit.

>> No.14988285 [DELETED] 

>>14988274
Kek

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>>14988249
Youtubers like NSF and Estronaut are streaming and their streams automatically get saved. You could also record your screen with OBS like me.

>> No.14988287 [DELETED] 

14 members of my family were killed because of shuttle retirement. Fuck you

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>>14988274
Thanks. I hate it.

>> No.14988290 [DELETED] 

>>14988281
How ironic that would be, but would trannies even be able to pass mental aptitude tests? Or would they lower the standards for the sake of progress?

>> No.14988291 [DELETED] 

>>14988281
unironically a good idea they could replace the balls with liquid oxygen tanks

>> No.14988292 [DELETED] 

>>14988279
At this point you'd think they would be a bit ashamed to say stuff like that with their failures mounting. It's just proving how shit diversity is and how it ruins projects.

>> No.14988294 [DELETED] 

>>14988283
Go be glad somewhere not here then.

>> No.14988295 [DELETED] 

>>14988279
>imagine getting angry at a group of kids being happy

>> No.14988296 [DELETED] 

>>14988288
cracking hydrogen stages, gromit

>> No.14988301 [DELETED] 

>>14988295
I'm annoyed, not angry. Also my annoyance is not at the kids but at the people who curated the group for a diversity quota virtue signal. Does that not annoy you as well?

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>>14988264
> Prepares software for the 180th century
> Software nor species will live to see that century.
Feels bad man.

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>>14988287
They deserved it

>> No.14988306 [DELETED] 

WE

>> No.14988307 [DELETED] 

>>14988295
They're not children. They're political props.

>> No.14988308 [DELETED] 

UPDATE

>> No.14988309 [DELETED] 

>>14988301
So kids that don’t usually get this opportunity got to visit NASA and that annoys you? That’s so cool bro

>> No.14988310 [DELETED] 

>leak
it's over

>> No.14988311 [DELETED] 

Red team absolute fucking CHADS fixed the leak

>> No.14988312 [DELETED] 

>>14988255
remember when they had to blow up the first RocketLab Electron because of misconfigured ground equipment?

>> No.14988313 [DELETED] 

>100% LH2 loaded
WE GAAN

>> No.14988314 [DELETED] 

>>14988295
>children are innocent
reddit brain rot

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>>14988272
> obese mannequin and a woman mannequin
> Not obese man mannequin and obese woman mannequin
One job NASA.

>> No.14988316 [DELETED] 

>>14988313
That's a lot of kg of TNT. It's going to be a good night for fireworks.

>> No.14988317 [DELETED] 

>>14988309
Why? Is there some kind of rule that blacks and browns aren't allowed to visit NASA or is that merely your head canon?

>> No.14988318 [DELETED] 

>Artemis launch scrubbed due to bad ethernet cable

The US Government.

>> No.14988319 [DELETED] 

>>14988301
>>14988307
>>14988314
kill yourselves

>> No.14988320 [DELETED] 

They’ve had 20 years to check this ethernet cord

>> No.14988321 [DELETED] 

>>14988273
not THIS time

>> No.14988322 [DELETED] 

>>14988315
hi /d/

>> No.14988323 [DELETED] 

>sticky
>only 345 replies
/sci/ is dead.

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>>14988313

>> No.14988325 [DELETED] 

Should have used Starlink

>> No.14988326 [DELETED] 

I wanna fuck the everliving shit out of Kayla

>> No.14988327 [DELETED] 

>>14988282
they don't make astronauts like that any more

>> No.14988329 [DELETED] 

>>14988325
You still need ethernet switches for local networking.

>> No.14988331 [DELETED] 

does it sound like they are underwater on the eda stream for everyone?

>> No.14988333 [DELETED] 

>NO SLIP
NO SLIP

>> No.14988334 [DELETED] 

>>14988319
Seethe about it, blue hair.

>> No.14988336 [DELETED] 

>>14988306
GAAN

>> No.14988338 [DELETED] 

How will Elon recover?

>> No.14988339 [DELETED] 

>>14988325
all hardwired this not an internet thing muskrat
>>14988331
>listening to gigasoi

>> No.14988340 [DELETED] 

>happy and healthy is when you have seats
I would not be happy in an Orion, i’d be shitting my pants and breaking the toilet

>> No.14988341 [DELETED] 

>>14988338
With his contracts to do all the rest of the moon mission launches on Starship.

>> No.14988342 [DELETED] 

>>14988327
if we're being real there's no reason for them not to teach this to whoever the HLS pilot is. In the end it is just simulator hours/grit, which say what you will about modern astronauts they've got plenty of both

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>>14988323
sci is not the worst board

>> No.14988344 [DELETED] 

what exactly is this part of the mission for? it's uncrewed?

>> No.14988345 [DELETED] 

>>14988338
Probably as well as these boosters will be

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Apologize.

>> No.14988347 [DELETED] 

>>14988338
I'm sure he'll be happy as shit if this turd finally launches, because then there's no reason for them to halt launches for starship.

>> No.14988348 [DELETED] 

>>14988346
I'm sorry that grifting retard wasted a dozen years of propellant depot research.

>> No.14988349 [DELETED] 

>>14988344
The political fallout of killing all their black trannies in a fiery explosion would ruin NASA's credibility.

>> No.14988350 [DELETED] 

>>14988343
(post/min - threads/hour - avg posts/day)

>> No.14988351 [DELETED] 

now let's hope it's not explode midway

>> No.14988352 [DELETED] 

>>14988344
Test of rocket to send around the Moon. Also a test to measure radiation on crew capsule.

>> No.14988353 [DELETED] 

>>14988338
propulsively xDD
>>14988344
no spoonfeeding the tourists please

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>>14988346
Never.

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This guy has a glass eye?

>> No.14988358 [DELETED] 

>>14988343
>/gd/
ugh conversations literally happen in months, not minutes

>> No.14988359 [DELETED] 

>>14988344
jobs

>>14988343
/sci/ is at 308% normal posting levels! btw

>> No.14988360 [DELETED] 

>>14988355
Looks more like an extremely lazy eye.

>> No.14988361 [DELETED] 

>>14988346
I'm so fucking sorry, you were unironically the reason we have advanced so far. Thank you sir, God bless you

>> No.14988362 [DELETED] 

>>14988352
thanks
>>14988353
keep yourself safe

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There is no chance this is launching today right guys?!?!?! I bet my coworker $1000 that this wouldn't launch this year. I'm gonna win right???

>> No.14988364 [DELETED] 

>we will never have Space Shuttle 2.0

>> No.14988365 [DELETED] 

>>14988344
To make sure the rocket doesn't fucking blow up and can actually make it to the moon without risking personnel.
Any rocket designed by NASA never gets tested to destruction, it's just decades of computer modelling.

>> No.14988367 [DELETED] 

>>14988359
unironically the rate of this sticky is about what /sfg/ used to be in the golden days. And the conversations never grew old. Nor were there trolls

>> No.14988368 [DELETED] 

>>14988363
They have an hour to not fuck up anything else.

>> No.14988370 [DELETED] 

>378 / 73 / 79 / 1
kek samefag fiesta

>> No.14988369 [DELETED] 

Everyone having a last smoke.

>> No.14988371 [DELETED] 

>Shows the European control room
>Literally totally empty
>Seats look like the people left in a hurry
Fucking kek

>> No.14988372 [DELETED] 

>>14988338
Why would a NASA launch success bother him?

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>>14988364
forgot the picture

>> No.14988375 [DELETED] 

>>14988370
/sfg/ is four people total and one finn too

>> No.14988376 [DELETED] 

>>14988363
BERGER'S LAW
BERGER'S LAW
BERGER'S LAW

>> No.14988377 [DELETED] 

>>14988364
and that's a good thing

>> No.14988378 [DELETED] 

>>14988374
wasn't there an actual shuttle 2 proposal with four engines and orbital drop tanks

>> No.14988379 [DELETED] 

>>14988364
And thank fuck for that.

>> No.14988380 [DELETED] 

>>14988372
people like to create narratives
elon's password at one point was 'ilovenasa'

>> No.14988381 [DELETED] 

Why is it so much more difficult for them to send astronauts to the moon when they did so 60 years ago with much much less developed tech?

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>>14988246
What good awful color editing

>> No.14988384 [DELETED] 

>GAYtway

>> No.14988386 [DELETED] 

>>14988381
The Europeans did this to us, unironically.

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Oh my fucking god it's actually going perfectly...

>> No.14988388 [DELETED] 

>>14988378
Yes, and it was incredibly based. It also had an eject capsule so it wasn't totally suicidal. The only problem was having death-foam on the outside and still using SRBs.

>> No.14988389 [DELETED] 

Why does it take so long to swap out an ethernet switch? Any competent cisco certified engineer should be able to do it in a few minutes.

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>>14988294
Your board has been uninteresting for years.

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>>14988363
>We're T -1:00:00
WE GAAN. RIP your shekels Anon.

>> No.14988392 [DELETED] 

Why is the nasa stream clock at T-25 while estronaut is at T-55

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>>14988381
politics

>linked graphs that demonstrate how members of Congress voted together (or not).

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>> No.14988395 [DELETED] 

Who will be the first MAP on the moon?

>> No.14988396 [DELETED] 

>>14988381
Congress told them to use the wrong design (spare Space Shuttle parts) on purpose to keep the graft flowing to legacy Shuttle contractors. NASA wanted to build a Saturn VI.

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holy shit these livestream comments kek

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WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.14988400 [DELETED] 

>>14988386
this is cope. nasa has been cutting back its ambition drastically for many years.

>> No.14988402 [DELETED] 

>>14988399
>I don't understand what a launch window is
Go back, tourist.

>> No.14988404 [DELETED] 

>>14988398
>this is 4chin humor

>> No.14988405 [DELETED] 

holy shit SLS is literally bending time at will what the fuck bros

>> No.14988406 [DELETED] 

>>14988402
No, this is fucking crazy, they are being reckless. They are speeding up unnecessarily putting astronauts' lives at risk

>> No.14988407 [DELETED] 

>>14988338
NASA is paying him to actually land on the moon. SLS/Orion only goes to lunar orbit.

>> No.14988408 [DELETED] 

>>14988399
Why don't they just have the actual countdown? Even Shuttle did this.

>> No.14988409 [DELETED] 

>>14988398
NASA jannies probably think it's not ironic.

>> No.14988410 [DELETED] 

>>14988389
I work for cisco and it takes our IT at least a day to rack and network shit.

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WHERE'S YOUR MOON CONTENT ANON?

>> No.14988414 [DELETED] 

>>14988392
Planned half hour hold at like T-10. So T-55 is the "real" time.

>> No.14988415 [DELETED] 

>>14988398
kek albeit chud

>> No.14988416 [DELETED] 

>>14988393
How does this work? Why are some dots smaller? What determines where they end up in their graph on the X/Y (aside from the single obvious one)?

>> No.14988417 [DELETED] 

>holds for 2 hrs at T-15 minutes

>> No.14988418 [DELETED] 

Somebody call Elon Musk RIGHT NOW! He is crying.
Let him know all the SpaceX sabotage and sniper teams failed...

>> No.14988420 [DELETED] 

estronaut is getting mad about chat
>What difference, at this point, does it make?
really bad look Tim

>> No.14988421 [DELETED] 

>>14988406
Again. Go back, tourist.

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>>14988416
here's the study, don't get too off topic though with politics

>> No.14988424 [DELETED] 

>>14988413
I have moon content, but all of it would get me banned, some of it for multiple reasons.

>> No.14988426 [DELETED] 

>>14988420
>>What difference, at this point, does it make?
>really bad look Tim
what is it about?

>> No.14988427 [DELETED] 

>>14988410
Can't they just reflash it from a saved configuration file or something?

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>> No.14988429 [DELETED] 

>>14988414
Fucking hell

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Don't mind me, just posting pics for the worst case scenario

>> No.14988431 [DELETED] 

>>14988421
Nope. I learned from Challenger not to listen to idiot like you. I thought NASA learned too, but the new workforce probably doesnt appreciate safety

>> No.14988432 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
This whole thing is just a Satanic ritual anyway

>> No.14988434 [DELETED] 

>>14988420
what's happening?, I hate his voice so I cant watch the stream

>> No.14988435 [DELETED] 

Alright, place your bets
>Another Scrub
>Blows up between T-0 and T+0:00:30
>Blows up between T+0:00:31 and T+0:05:00
>Blows up between T+0:05:01 and splashdown
>Successful flight with no new complications

>> No.14988436 [DELETED] 

>>14988431
You do of course know that this is an unmanned flight, right?

>> No.14988437 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
successful flight with new complications

>> No.14988438 [DELETED] 

This is cope but I’ve thought of some silver linings from a successful launch:
a) even at its worst the USA still has more competent hardware than POCKOCMOC
b) a rocket has literally been designed, built, tested once, cancelled (ares i-x), raised from the ashes as a super heavy lift vehicle, built, and launched after Blue Origin’s founding and before they have put so much as a single gram in orbit themselves

>> No.14988439 [DELETED] 

>>14988426
probably his timer for the first launch opportunity vs everyone else's timer till the first hold.

>> No.14988440 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
>Starship launches

>> No.14988441 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
my bet is unironically the ethernet switch fix takes too long

>> No.14988442 [DELETED] 

>>14988429
The launch time was announced a long time ago retard

>> No.14988443 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
Second stage fails to orbit

>> No.14988444 [DELETED] 

>>14988427
If the issue is a switch, it's physical hardware they need to replace, at least as I understand it.

>> No.14988445 [DELETED] 

>>14988426
>>14988434
people complaining about the time discrepancy and he went on a rant. he said the nasa countdown is wrong. he calmed down now

>> No.14988446 [DELETED] 

>>14988431
>rockets r dangerous so lets not go to space ok?

>> No.14988447 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
Scrub. Would be more interesting to guess the declared reason for the scrub and the actual reason. Their excuses have been interesting ever since the green run

>> No.14988449 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
Another scrub due to bullshit non-rocket shit. Like a seagull landing on the hydrogen line or something.

>> No.14988450 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
OFFICIAL ARTEMIS I POLL
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GPgV3je0EZa
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PLACE YOUR BETS

>> No.14988451 [DELETED] 

>>14988431
No Astronauts on it schizo

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>>14988322
hi /sci/

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STOP THE COUNT!

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dubs and it explodes lol

>> No.14988455 [DELETED] 

>>14988441
Not too long, it will require additional funds and contracts from Congress. The cables require the American industry and workforce to step up.

>> No.14988456 [DELETED] 

>All the astronauts getting on stage, happy there's finally someplace to go that isn't LEO

>> No.14988459 [DELETED] 

>>14988436
Ok? the point still stands. This should be tested as if people are on board.
>>14988446
Strawman
>>14988451
Never said there were and it doesnt matter

>> No.14988460 [DELETED] 

>>14988453
We should have is launch day. Not launch week or launch month.

>> No.14988461 [DELETED] 

>>14988381
Because no one cares. They canceled 3 Apollo launches because the public didn’t care

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>>14988398
from the greenrun thread

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>>14988459
Leave.

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Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree shuttle was based

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Rockets?

>> No.14988466 [DELETED] 

>>14988460
lel

>> No.14988467 [DELETED] 

Singles and it scrubs

>> No.14988469 [DELETED] 

Yo Yo Ma up in this bitch

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BUT FIRST SOMETHING FUNKY

>> No.14988471 [DELETED] 

>>14988462
>feed ensneeder
kek

>> No.14988472 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
S+

>> No.14988473 [DELETED] 

>>14988465
>US government funds playing patriotic music during moon launch
I'm not even mad.

>> No.14988475 [DELETED] 

dubs and it success

>> No.14988474 [DELETED] 

>>14988464
Carbon based? Yeah. It was a complete piece of shit though.

>> No.14988476 [DELETED] 

USA USA USA

>> No.14988477 [DELETED] 

>>14988465
>average /sfg/ thread

>> No.14988478 [DELETED] 

>>14988435
Orion is 98% succesful, with some parameters out of bounds but no biggie. SLS limps its way into orbit and something fucks up, delaying TLI. An alternate trajectory is used and the mission still continues. Debate rages on Wikipedia whether or not to classify it as a Partial Success or Partial Failure

>> No.14988479 [DELETED] 

>>14988454
Dubs and it lands on the foamers.

>> No.14988480 [DELETED] 

hey this is pretty good actually

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This is the fucking future we want. HELL YEAH

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>>14988460
Hey. I'm on your side, buddy.

>> No.14988484 [DELETED] 

>>14988398
what streams have open comments?

>> No.14988485 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/HAChq41MUHU

>> No.14988486 [DELETED] 

>>14988399
Make it stop
Make it stop
Make it stop
Make it stop
Make it stop

spacex bros

>> No.14988487 [DELETED] 

>chink playing violin with shot of American flag
Wtf is this shit

>> No.14988488 [DELETED] 

>>14987792
>>14988027
Man, I wish there was more rocket girl art
I like that shit

>> No.14988489 [DELETED] 

>>14988484
I'm watching the official NASA stream on YouTube. They have comments open for some reason

>> No.14988490 [DELETED] 

ALL BOARDS CALL IN!
/i/ standing by and yes I have my name on board too

>> No.14988491 [DELETED] 

>>14988481
Your mums dildos have arrived

>> No.14988492 [DELETED] 

God bless the United States

>> No.14988494 [DELETED] 

WHY IS NASA STREAM 13 MIN WHEN ESTRONAUT SAYS 43 MIN???

>> No.14988496 [DELETED] 

unironically what is the point of your countdown clock being lower than your launch window timer this makes no sense

>> No.14988495 [DELETED] 

Artemis 3 is officially cursed.

>> No.14988497 [DELETED] 

>JACK BLACK
SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED SNEED

>> No.14988498 [DELETED] 

is that jack black?

>> No.14988500 [DELETED] 

/sci/ doesn't need to hear all of this, they're highly trained professionals

>> No.14988503 [DELETED] 

>>14988487
People taking something that's supposed to be about something and desperately using it to force people into an unwanted conversation about something else.

>> No.14988504 [DELETED] 

>JACK NIGGER IS ON STREAM
JACK NIGGER IS ON STREAM

>> No.14988505 [DELETED] 

>>14988494
>ESTRONAUT
KEK

>> No.14988507 [DELETED] 

jack black with the real question

>> No.14988509 [DELETED] 

>>14988494
estronaut is counting until the actual liftoff for fuck's sake stop asking

>> No.14988510 [DELETED] 

fliggu giggu sneed

>> No.14988512 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/biz/ - I'm massively short Boeing stock and will make thousands of dollars if this explodes.

>> No.14988513 [DELETED] 

wtf it's jack black

>> No.14988514 [DELETED] 

>>14988494
>>14988496
Planned hold at T-13

>> No.14988515 [DELETED] 

wow very insightful question jack very cool wow crazy stuff quality contribution

>> No.14988516 [DELETED] 

75% hydrogen fill

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>>14988492
Based. Glad to see we're still undeniably #1 at something. Euros mad.

>> No.14988518 [DELETED] 

Didnt Jack Blacks mum work on the Apollo program

>> No.14988519 [DELETED] 

every country belongs to America

>> No.14988520 [DELETED] 

>>14988514
WHAT

>> No.14988523 [DELETED] 

>Talking about transitioning
SPACE TRANNIES SOUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14988524 [DELETED] 

>>14988520
First time watching a NASA launch that wasn't handled by SpaceX?

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WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING WE ARE GOING

>> No.14988526 [DELETED] 

>SSME diapers because the entire ass caught on fire during the green run

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>>14988490
/tg/ calling in
I hope it explodes

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>>14988428

>> No.14988530 [DELETED] 

remember when the green run test failed lmao

>> No.14988532 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/v/ here. I hope it's successful and all /sfg/ autists rope

>> No.14988533 [DELETED] 

Yeah bro, 30 more minutes bro

>> No.14988535 [DELETED] 

>>14988525
this is about to be real in 10 minutes

>> No.14988536 [DELETED] 

>Government official had to make a walmart run to get a new ethernet cable

>> No.14988538 [DELETED] 

Ethernet switch replaced.

>> No.14988540 [DELETED] 

>>14988518
Yes

>> No.14988541 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/mlp/ I'd post my NASApone but I don't want a bannu

>> No.14988543 [DELETED] 

>ethernet
>not wireless
you can't run a wire from space! what were they thinking??

>> No.14988544 [DELETED] 

TIME IS STANDING STILL ANON!

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>>14988490
/ink/ standing by

>> No.14988546 [DELETED] 

>>14988536
>Switch = cable
Don't talk about shit if you don't know what it means

>> No.14988548 [DELETED] 

>>>14988535
30 minute hold my dude

>> No.14988549 [DELETED] 

>>14988530
remember when mission control for the first green run was full of super rowdy millennials all with open mic’s and capcom had to literally tell them to shut up

>> No.14988550 [DELETED] 

>WE FUCKING FIXED IT
SPACEX STANS ARE DIAHREAS THEIR PANTS RIGHT NOW HOOOOLY SHIT

>> No.14988551 [DELETED] 

HOW LONG IS THE WINDOW? HOW LONG IS THE WINDOW? HOW LONG IS THE WINDOW? HOW LONG IS THE WINDOW?

>> No.14988552 [DELETED] 

>>14988530
Remember when they called it a success anyway?
Remember when every attempt at a WDR failed in the first few steps and they called that a success too?

>> No.14988553 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
from /vg/ with love

>> No.14988554 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/pol/ reporting in
Hoping for either a successful mission to give America a spark again or a massive disaster for fun

>> No.14988555 [DELETED] 

>>14988551
2 hours.

>> No.14988556 [DELETED] 

>>14988551
2 hours

>> No.14988557 [DELETED] 

>>14988551
read da op
2 bongs

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>>14988551
TWO WHOLE HOURS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BED ANYTIME SOON FUCKO

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>> No.14988560 [DELETED] 

it's over

>> No.14988561 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/r/joerogan reporting in!!!! smokin some fat doinks ahahahaha

>> No.14988562 [DELETED] 

>>14988548
I got eyes bud

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its not shutting down

>> No.14988563 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/co/ 'ere. Hope we see aliens

>> No.14988567 [DELETED] 

WE

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>>14988543
WE WILL NEED TO ATTACH IT TO A LONGCAT......

>> No.14988572 [DELETED] 

>>14988558
they're literally gonna launch at the top of the window dumbfuck

>> No.14988573 [DELETED] 

>>14988500
>Multiple PhDs and postdocs
>Paid nothing
>Only pushes a cart and presses buttons
Yup, that's /sci/

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$20 says it explodes on launch.

>> No.14988575 [DELETED] 

>>14988564
No!. I don´t wanna die!

>> No.14988576 [DELETED] 

So basically it’s going to sit for 30 minutes and “unexpectedly” lose hydrogen during this time and need 2 more hours for refill?
They’re trying to minimize number of viewers aren’t they

>> No.14988577 [DELETED] 

>unmanned
What's the point of the rocket exploding when it's unmanned? Where's the fun in that?

>> No.14988578 [DELETED] 

>>14988574
got a venmo?

>> No.14988579 [DELETED] 

>>14988572
deryl just said that it's likely the range fix will go into the window by some amount

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>>14988561
BASED

>> No.14988581 [DELETED] 

>>14987789

source? I want to read more about this

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YOU KNOW WOT OU WAN TO DO WIT THA M8?
PUT A BANGING DONK ON IT

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>>14988574
It will explode on launch and it won’t launch today
Screencap this.

>> No.14988587 [DELETED] 

SHELBY SPOTTED

>> No.14988588 [DELETED] 

>>14988579
you cant scare me

>> No.14988589 [DELETED] 

There is no way they're going to abort today, they pulled out all of supply of celebrities including Kamala.

>> No.14988590 [DELETED] 

I suspected this could happen but the Administrator just would not listen.

>> No.14988592 [DELETED] 

>>14988577
It's not about the fun, it's about sending a message.

>> No.14988593 [DELETED] 

>>14988573
>implying anyone here could go postal on an invading alien force
we'd all be screaming STAPH at the headcrabs

>> No.14988594 [DELETED] 

WE
ARE
GOING

>> No.14988595 [DELETED] 

>>14988576
it's topping off continuously. stop the misinformation

>> No.14988597 [DELETED] 

>>14988585
The words of this dumb russian shall not come to pass. It will be a flawless mission. Screencap this.

>> No.14988598 [DELETED] 

>>14988589
what about POTUS?

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>>14988490
/mlp/ here

>> No.14988602 [DELETED] 

>>14988577
If it explodes on the pad there’s a slim chance it could get someone Fun like these cunts
>>14988587
>>14988589

>> No.14988603 [DELETED] 

>>14988581
https://ntrs.nasa.gov/api/citations/20030063128/downloads/20030063128.pdf
search "human outer planet exploration" in google and NASA NTRS for more documents, they have detains on the individual mission profiles. Keep in mind this is back when they thought they'd be launching fusion drives with EELVs. Charmingly quaint in some ways

>> No.14988604 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/bvpoltv/ pipeline here

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LIVE
https://youtu.be/CWLm2Fh7wF4

>> No.14988606 [DELETED] 

>>14988598
They couldn't get his brain to work tonight.

>> No.14988607 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
Cool

>> No.14988608 [DELETED] 

SHE'S LIVE.
GET IN HERE BROS /OURGIRL/ IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWLm2Fh7wF4

>> No.14988609 [DELETED] 

SEX to the utah girl

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>>14988490
/sp/ checking in. Can't wait for another sticky dabbing on the Euros like we had for the Curiosity landing.

>> No.14988613 [DELETED] 

>>14988605
Based

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>>14988490
/x/phile reporting in

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>>14988605
SHE'S BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY PRETTY GIRL

>> No.14988617 [DELETED] 

>sticky
>not even 600 replies

So this is the state of /sci/ in 2022...

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>>14988490
/vg/vrg/ standing by

>> No.14988619 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/mlp/, sadly I can't post my Legally Distinct Space Program pony plushies here

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>>14988600
/d/ here. Already reported here
>>14988315

>> No.14988621 [DELETED] 

>>14988608
stfu loser vtubers are cocomelon for spergs

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Please just launch on time I have a test tomorrow

>> No.14988624 [DELETED] 

>>14988617
I mean it is 12:34 EST on an early Wednesday morning.

>> No.14988625 [DELETED] 

>>14988495
that one will be a bomb!

>> No.14988626 [DELETED] 

>>14988617
we're about to crack 400% nominal posting rate for the whole board

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>>14988490
/a/ reporting for duty

>> No.14988628 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/k/ present, odst troopers via starship wen?

>> No.14988629 [DELETED] 

>>14988618
I wanna fuck those girls

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It's not happening, is it?

>> No.14988631 [DELETED] 

>>14988623
what class anon? you'll do fine, I just had one in grad statistical methods

>> No.14988632 [DELETED] 

>>14988628
two weeks

>> No.14988634 [DELETED] 

>>14988621
Sorry, but Ria-chan is the only approved stream. Get fuckd retard

>> No.14988635 [DELETED] 

>>14988628
DoD is already looking at Starship for rapid cargo delivery, so soon.

>> No.14988636 [DELETED] 

>stuck at t 0:10:00
Launch isn't going to happen.

It's over.

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WILL THEY JUST FUCKING LAUNCH IT ALREADY
IT LITERALLY DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF IT EXPLODES
IT'S ALL JUST A BIG WASTE OF MONEY THAT ONLY EXISTS TO KEEP SHUTTLE PARTS CONTRACT GOING
JUST PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON ALREADY

>> No.14988638 [DELETED] 

ok ok what are the odds of an honest to god actual launch?

>> No.14988639 [DELETED] 

>it's LITERALLY just going to scrub go to bed now edition
just reminding you all that the OP warned you in advance. No complaining when it scroooooobs

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>>14988610
based

>> No.14988641 [DELETED] 

>>14988600
What a shocking twist, this really subverted my expectations.

>> No.14988642 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
Draw a picture you faggot /v/ here

>> No.14988643 [DELETED] 

We'vev been stuck at 10min for 30 minutes. what's the fuckign problem?

>> No.14988644 [DELETED] 

what are the odds they'll just challenger it cause fuck it too much important crowd waiting

>> No.14988645 [DELETED] 

>>14988638
bretty good odds. no technical issues right now except that network switch

>> No.14988646 [DELETED] 

>>14988315
>come to thread about space launch
>get a boner
i love this website

>> No.14988647 [DELETED] 

>>14988630
>in the planned T-10 minute hold
>range fixed their ROOOOOUTER
>red chads beat the leaky valve into submission
WE ARE GOING

>> No.14988649 [DELETED] 

i want to save voyager 1

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Post yfw you are not NASA.

>> No.14988651 [DELETED] 

>>14988644
moron

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>>14988620
Meant to reply to these one.
>>14988490

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>>14988490
[s4s] standing by
Where the heck is the launch you DUMDUMS?

>> No.14988654 [DELETED] 

>>14988649
It fulfilled it's purpose. Let it rest anon

>> No.14988656 [DELETED] 

>>14988649
I want to see if the lunar rovers would fire up again after 50 years. One of the lead engineers for them said they'd probably work fine with just a fresh battery

>> No.14988657 [DELETED] 

>talk about future flight when there's a chance that artemis 1 will explode

>> No.14988658 [DELETED] 

IM COOMING

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>>14988651

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sharty represent

>> No.14988663 [DELETED] 

Bros this is starting to become more real. I'm actually starting to get nauseous.

>> No.14988664 [DELETED] 

>>14988631
Foundational physics
I mean, it's not that hard, but I don't want to take it half asleep

>> No.14988665 [DELETED] 

STRONG WOMMANNN

>> No.14988666 [DELETED] 

where have these red chads been the last 20 launch attempts

>> No.14988667 [DELETED] 

>UPDATE FROM THE RANGE
UPDATE FROM THE RANGE
>UPDATE FROM THE RANGE
UPDATE FROM THE RANGE
>ETHERNET SWITCH FIXED, TESTING IT NOW
ETHERNET SWITCH FIXED, TESTING IT NOW
>ETHERNET SWITCH FIXED, TESTING IT NOW
ETHERNET SWITCH FIXED, TESTING IT NOW
>ETHERNET SWITCH FIXED, TESTING IT NOW
ETHERNET SWITCH FIXED, TESTING IT NOW

>> No.14988668 [DELETED] 

Jesus christ. Is it only women working at NASA now?

>> No.14988669 [DELETED] 

>women start talking
>mute stream

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>>14988663
Believe it. We're going BACK. The Moon is RIGHTFUL American clay. It has our flag on it

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These w*men are going to fuck up the launch

>> No.14988676 [DELETED] 

>>14988668
Iran's space program has no women

>> No.14988677 [DELETED] 

>>14988668
It's a ZOG agency. They are not allowed to acknowledge white men anymore.

>> No.14988678 [DELETED] 

>>14988667
Thank you captain turtle. That was said on stream at least 5 minutes ago.

>> No.14988679 [DELETED] 

Holy fuck we get it there's women working in NASA

>> No.14988680 [DELETED] 

Next flight is gonna have the first woman and black person. Are they planning to do blacked in space?

>> No.14988682 [DELETED] 

>>14988662
gemmy

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nobody will see this but i failed a physics 1 exam today
i will never be /sci/

>> No.14988684 [DELETED] 

I don't understand, why is the countdown paused with some gay montage going on?

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is it actually happening then?

>> No.14988686 [DELETED] 

>it doesnt matter what you look like

>> No.14988687 [DELETED] 

Fuck this shit, space travel is dead everything is pozzed now.

>> No.14988688 [DELETED] 

>>14988680
It'll be one sheboon and two white men.

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>>14988646
> a big step for the mankind, a little new fetish for anon
You are welcome

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>>14988669
>women start talking
>mute stream

>> No.14988691 [DELETED] 

>>14988673
NASA...I kneel...

>> No.14988692 [DELETED] 

Why didn't you apply to become an astronaut, anon?

>> No.14988693 [DELETED] 

>>14988668
Now you see why the SLS is such a big fuckup.

>> No.14988694 [DELETED] 

>>14988668
>"Here's a video praising women working at NASA"
>OMG IS THERE ONLY WOMEN AT NASA NOW?
Do you even use your brain before you start typing dumb shit?

>> No.14988695 [DELETED] 

we will never see another white man on the moon

>> No.14988696 [DELETED] 

>>14988688
hot

>> No.14988697 [DELETED] 

please accidentally arm and trigger the FTS during testing. That would be the most hilarious outcome possible

>> No.14988698 [DELETED] 

>wammen r important speech
>cut to shot of big booba femoid leaning over with no bra and a thinish top
Based.

>> No.14988699 [DELETED] 

>>14988684
Check your privilege, bigot. Stunning and brave women of color are speaking.

>> No.14988700 [DELETED] 

>>14988683
it's probably because you're a retarded frogposting phoneshitter

>> No.14988701 [DELETED] 

>>14988668
The government is basically just one giant jobs program for women.

>> No.14988702 [DELETED] 

Post yfw scrub

>> No.14988703 [DELETED] 

>>14988690
Anon, no!

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>GON
>I LOVE WOMEN!
>I LOVE WOMEN GON
>GOOOON
>I LOVE WOMEN GON
>WOMENNNNN HUGH

>> No.14988705 [DELETED] 

>>14988692
i'm not america and i'm retarded

>> No.14988706 [DELETED] 

>>14988673
>our country is leading the nation

>> No.14988708 [DELETED] 

>>14988683
u can do it anon dont give it.

>> No.14988709 [DELETED] 

>>14988692
I'm a failure.

>> No.14988710 [DELETED] 

>>14988651
>caltech knew from day 1 it was the o-rings
>known problem on previous flights
>3 engineers out of 4 said no to launch
>"noo there was no public pressure"
moron

>> No.14988711 [DELETED] 

>Houston, may I ask why the launch has been aborted?
>It's nothing.
>Houston, we need to know.
>I said it's nothing.
>Houston, we strongly recommend diagnostics of...
>I SAID IT'S NOTHING OKAY, IT'S FINE.

>> No.14988712 [DELETED] 

WHY CANT MY COUNTRY GET TO THE MOON, WHY IS AMERICA ABLE TO DO IT TWICE. THEY LITERALLY FORGOT HOW TO DO IT AND ARE GOING BACK AND NO ONE CAUGHT UP IN 50 YEARS THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT IT'S NOT FAIRE

>> No.14988713 [DELETED] 

wow women are really cool now thanks nasa

>> No.14988714 [DELETED] 

>>14988698
I love women

>> No.14988715 [DELETED] 

>>14988683
that's ok if its newtonian physics you can sleep easy knowing it is completely false and wrong, real physics is Standard Model

>> No.14988716 [DELETED] 

I am Artemis...

>> No.14988718 [DELETED] 

>>14988710
Kill yourself.

>> No.14988717 [DELETED] 

do women need bras on the moon?

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>>14988711

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Why are they saying "I am Artemis"? Is Artemis somekind of Hive Mind?

>> No.14988722 [DELETED] 

Watashi wa Artemis...

>> No.14988723 [DELETED] 

>>14988680
First woman and first "person of color." Remains to be seen if they'll do a two-fer.

>> No.14988724 [DELETED] 

>>14988712
At least you aren’t British
You aren’t a britoid that gave up your spaceflight capabilities, are you anon? You know they aren’t allowed to post here

>> No.14988725 [DELETED] 

I love women, I'm infatuated with women

>> No.14988726 [DELETED] 

>>14988712
Go to your country's air force and offer to start a space program

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>>14988700
right i should have brought my pc to watch the launch
faggot

>> No.14988728 [DELETED] 

>>14988683
bruh its algebra with extra steps. Next time get a chegg account and study the questions ahead of time.

>> No.14988729 [DELETED] 

>>14988722
Des~

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>>14988718
Nice argument fucking drooling retard

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>>14987821
Does this look like a corporate operation to you?

>> No.14988733 [DELETED] 

>>14988650
Based and SI/TK-pilled

>> No.14988732 [DELETED] 

>>14988721
WATASHI WA ARTAMIS DESU

>> No.14988734 [DELETED] 

>>14988626
/sci/ throttling up to 409%

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>>14988721
That's the Artemis Machine Spirit talking.

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>>14988720

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>>14988692
Because I'm not stupid.
Once you figure out the Earth if flat they replace you with a clone or an android.

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>>14988718
Kill yourself.

>> No.14988740 [DELETED] 

Who is this Artemis Generay Shun? She sounds important

>> No.14988741 [DELETED] 

>>14988683
Keep trying anon. I got a 70 on my first Physics exam and ended the semester with a 95 on my final.

>> No.14988742 [DELETED] 

>families have men and women
ummmmmm shitlord?

>> No.14988743 [DELETED] 

>>14988695
Well not on a *NASA* mission.

>> No.14988744 [DELETED] 

>>14988720
kek

>> No.14988745 [DELETED] 

God fucking damnit bros. I just wanted to see a rocket go pffwoosh.. Why are they talking about women and people of color

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>>14988712
We're that much better than you.

>> No.14988747 [DELETED] 

>>14988723
Nah they’ll do glover for sure. He’s pretty based

>> No.14988748 [DELETED] 

>>14988712

i'm not gonna stand here and listen to you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever known

>> No.14988749 [DELETED] 

are they going to send crew up there?

>> No.14988751 [DELETED] 

>>14988720
https://youtu.be/_OLUwuyHkuo

>> No.14988750 [DELETED] 

>>14988715
>>14988728
rotational physics fucked me over
nobody needs that shit rocket go up is all that matters

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>space is for everyone
NOT AS THIS RATE FAGGOTS HURRY IT UP ITS ALREADY BEEN 2 MONTHS SINCE THE LAST FUCKUP TO FIX YOUR SHIT

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The absolute state of the stream

>> No.14988754 [DELETED] 

God, I hope China beats NASA to the moon so we can stop with this first woman and first POC to the moon shit.

>> No.14988755 [DELETED] 

>>14988712
>THEY LITERALLY FORGOT HOW TO DO IT
Brainlet shit like that is why you'll never make it anywhere.

>> No.14988756 [DELETED] 

>>14988746
is this image real

>> No.14988758 [DELETED] 

>>14988749
Yes on Artemis III

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>>14988749
Artemis 2

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>>14988702

>> No.14988762 [DELETED] 

>>14988751
didnt think i'd see you here

>> No.14988763 [DELETED] 

>>14988694
But it's all so tiresome. Sorry for getting annoyed and your preferred idpol virtue signaling pal.

>> No.14988764 [DELETED] 

>>14988727
yes, you should have

>> No.14988765 [DELETED] 

>>14988754
Do you take globohomo or chink “people”

>> No.14988768 [DELETED] 

>>14988673
Radiation has turned that flag white.
You've literally surrendered your right to the moon.

>> No.14988767 [DELETED] 

>>14988754
>chinese woman taken to moon
>beat america at their own game

>> No.14988766 [DELETED] 

>>14988734
go at throttle up

>> No.14988769 [DELETED] 

>>14988762
who?

>> No.14988770 [DELETED] 

Say it launches...
What does this mean for Starship?

>> No.14988771 [DELETED] 

Aight, tl;dr on why so much shitting on Artemis I? And why is it memed on for using space shuttle parts?

>> No.14988772 [DELETED] 

>>14988712
This is the first moon mission

>> No.14988775 [DELETED] 

>>14988750
You fucking retarded frog poster, change your major or go into a trade school. We do always need more machinists.

>> No.14988774 [DELETED] 

>>14988754
>first woman and person of color on the moon is a taikonaut qt
Based Xi.

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>>14988756
what do you think?
>>14988749
unconfirmed

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>>14988754

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/HMV/ reporting

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>>14988702
amazing what they managed to launch in the 60's with literal caveman tier technology compared to today

>> No.14988779 [DELETED] 

>>14988770
Starship gets FAA approval tomorrow

>> No.14988780 [DELETED] 

>>14988770
Great news. If SLS doesn't work then HLS (moon Starship) is cancelled.

>> No.14988781 [DELETED] 

>>14988771
Elon didn't spend his apartheid money on it.

>> No.14988782 [DELETED] 

>>14988771
this launch costs 25 billion dollars + tip
because it won't launch again

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>>14988763
Learn to watch beyond the propaganda and realize the only way they were able to sell this program to congress was by going WE ARE SENDING THE FIRST PERSON OF COLOR AS WELL AS A WOMAN TO THE MOON!
Then you'll realize that the problem isn't really NASA. Hate the game, not the player.

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>>14988777
hentai music video?

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>first women-led launch
>can't figure out how to launch

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>>14988771
Delayed to hell. Costs a bundle. Uses antique engines from shuttle (THAT SHOULD BE IN A MUSEUM!) Looks like shit (I think she's cute)

There's just no innovation and it's emblematic of everything wrong with modern day nasa

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>>14988771
How much time do you have? Because the simple explanation is "orange rocket bad". The thorough explanation would require me to spend a lot of time typing.

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>>14988745
No idea man, I am waiting for a nip slip or the rocket going boom.

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fuck this nigger holy shit

>> No.14988790 [DELETED] 

>Houston, recommend pushing the launch back three weeks?
>Uhhh, copy that. May I ask why?
>Houston, Cindy's horoscope said that she may experience an explosive challenge and Anne's Saturn energy is stressing her out.
>Copy that. Launch aborted.

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>>14988780
>>14988779
explain

>> No.14988792 [DELETED] 

>>14988771
The marketing around the program is extremely cringe and tries to make it seem like it's state of the art tech when it's really just salvaged parts mashed together from previous programs.

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>>14988767
That's what the soviets did in For All Mankind.

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>mouth noises on media stream
THAT MEANS UPDATE COMING

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>>14988784
yep

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THE MOON IS A TRIANGLE ANON!

>> No.14988798 [DELETED] 

>>14988771
It's an anemic turd cobbled together from old shuttle parts.
And the shuttle was absolute fucking shit.

>> No.14988799 [DELETED] 

>>14988793
kek

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did apollo have this much trouble launching?

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>>14988782
>this launch costs 25 billion dollars + tip
literally how, all of the parts this thing is using is from the shuttle program

>> No.14988802 [DELETED] 

>>14988787
Maybe even both. One after another

>> No.14988803 [DELETED] 

>>14988791
Muskrats coping

>> No.14988804 [DELETED] 

>>14988791
I'm the anon who posed t he original question but yeah starship was chosen as the vehicle that would land men on the moon. So they'd launch on artemis, travel in orion, and then move to starship for landing. so, it'd be a good thing for SS

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>>14988791
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starship_HLS
Starship IS the moon lander for Artemis. The orange rocket just goes to lunar orbit.

>> No.14988807 [DELETED] 

>>14988771
>Aight, tl;dr on why so much shitting on Artemis I?
SLS was literally dreamed up as a rocket to nowhere to keep shuttle contractors employed by the Senate. It wasn't until Trump that Artemis was created around it.
> And why is it memed on for using space shuttle parts?
NASA wanted to build an updated Saturn Vequivalent but were required by law to use shuttle parts instead, which made the development process 5x longer and about 50x more expensive than it needed to be. Remember the "build a CO2 scrubber with this box of parts and spare underwear" scene from Apollo 13? That's basically what SLS is at whole-rocket scale.

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>>14988771
Shuttle is shit and old. You were lied to about shuttle being safe or good and using its parts made SLS bad and expensive and late.
Artemis 1 has had a LOT of development issues - it’s very over budget, it’s not a particularly good rocket, and it’s very late. It has had a lot of issues with its tests in the last 12 months too. It’s also a bit of a grift for senators to get gibs for their districts, which often involves forcing the use of outdated, inefficient and even dangerous technology like solid rocket boosters

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>>14988771
The whole point of using shuttle parts was that they already existed and that you didn't need to build anything you. You just stick the pieces together differently and that becomes the SLS. But it's not that easy in rocketry.

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>>14988791
There is a conspiracy that the Biden administration is making the FAA drag out everything related to the finalization of Starship's first launch. I don't buy it. Even if FAA gave SpaceX approval tomorrow they wouldn't be ready to launch for two months at a minimum assuming every test goes off without a hitch.

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>>14988720
Kek

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I switched to estronaut

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>>14988800
No, but the space shuttle did. Guess which kind of parts SLS is built with.

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>>14988800
No, but it did kill 3 astronauts

>> No.14988815 [DELETED] 

>>14988800
Apollo had its teething issues. Nothing of this sort, because they weren't using a hydrolox first stage and NASA conveniently forgot just how much trouble hydrolox gave them with the shuttle in order to get the initial funding and get the program underway.

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>>14988803
>>14988804
>>14988805
b-bros...they're fast...

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>>14988801
NASA is under stranglehold by congress.

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>>14988800
No the Saturn V was really fucking good. This is more like the Space Shuttle.

>> No.14988819 [DELETED] 

so this has been an all female reboot the whole time...

>> No.14988820 [DELETED] 

>>14988801
That's just wrong lol

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>>14988800
Yes. It killed 3 astronauts on the launchpad.

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>>14988818
It's like the shuttle transitioning and going I'M A REAL ROCKET NOW RESPECT MY PRONOUNS!

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>>14988821
Good

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>>14988811
People are still posting that crap? Kek it’s the Q anon of esefgee.

>> No.14988826 [DELETED] 

WHY IS THE FUCKING COUNTDOWN PAUSED?

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>>14988821
that was ground control's fault
the rocket ran like a champ

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>>14988793
Yeah.
When?

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WAT ARE WE EAITING ON TO RESTSRT TUE COUNTDOWN??

>> No.14988830 [DELETED] 

https://4stats.io/
>475%
FASTER MOTHERFUCKERS LET'S GET TO 500%

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>>14988821
F-1 engines kept exploding too, that could have shitcanned Saturn if they didn't fix it

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>>14988683
stop wasting time on useless activities, optimize your daily energy expenses to the best quality possible. This should feel like you're battling to fulfill your dreams (a battle against death itself) or else you're not being true to yourself and you should probably start looking for something else to do.

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>>14988826
they're testing the ethernet switch resume when they're ready to launch

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>>14988821
They intentionally gassed them in a test capsule for being the biggest critics of management.

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>>14988824
Fuck you holy shit

>> No.14988836 [DELETED] 

Boosters need to be recertified if it doesn't launch today right?

>> No.14988837 [DELETED] 

>>14988829
It's hydrolox, also NASA.

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>>14988811
it doesn’t matter if they would be ready or not. The point is the FAA has not given them shit

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>>14988788
I have time. They'll probably cancel anyways

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All those people showed up to watch a launch that's not going to happen lol. I'm going to bed.

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>>14988838
SpaceX god a C- on their Texas history essay and need to do some revisions

>> No.14988844 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
Hopefully this one won't hit a polish grain silo

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>>14988836
They've been recertified like twice already. They are way past their formal expiration date.

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>>14988821
SEE? See how taking risks gives you a MUCH better rocket and cheaper at that.

>> No.14988848 [DELETED] 

Watch it absolutely catastrophically detonate.

>> No.14988849 [DELETED] 

>>14988815
SLS shouldn’t get the luxury of teething issues if it’s being sold as “shuttle derived with all the same parts :^) “

>> No.14988850 [DELETED] 

FLAWLESS VICTORY
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FLAWLESS VICTORY

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>LAUNCH DELAYED INDEFINITELY
LAUNCH DELAYED INDEFINITELY
>LAUNCH DELAYED INDEFINITELY
LAUNCH DELAYED INDEFINITELY

>> No.14988852 [DELETED] 

it is happening in 10 minutes or not...
i cant stay up too late

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>>14988627
ditto

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8 MORE MINUTES AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14988855 [DELETED] 

IT WILL NEVER LAUNCH

>> No.14988856 [DELETED] 

INDEFINITE HOLD

>> No.14988858 [DELETED] 

>>14988836
not necessarily
>>14988838
reminder that these people are literal schizos. there is no public information at all as to what the FAA is or isn't doing for a starship launch license.
they could just be requiring a full static fire and wet dress rehearsal before issuing it.

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>>14988836
They HAD a shelflife, and it expired at the end of summer. NASA handwaved it, who knows what it will do.

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>>14988849
>MUH HERITAGE PARTS
It's heritage is constant scrubs and leaking hydrogen.

>> No.14988860 [DELETED] 

>>14988852
Same

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This faggot looks like Christopher Reeve. He's not bad desu

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This Philippina broad hostess has the largest mouth and the most distractingly artificial white teeth / red lips combo I've ever seen. NASA really isn't sending their best.

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>>14988800
the only problematic flight was apollo 6

>> No.14988865 [DELETED] 

fuck it, good night /sci/

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>>14988785
The ladies use caution while men throw caution to the wind.

>> No.14988867 [DELETED] 

Knew it. It's not happening.

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IT'S OVER

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>>14988825
i mean why not? spend billions on a launch system to the moon and watch as a private company does it faster and cheaper would take the thunder away from nasa and the biden administration that wants to most good press they can get

>> No.14988870 [DELETED] 

>>14988865
NOOOOO NOW IT WILL LAUCH

>> No.14988871 [DELETED] 

lol
go home folks it's over

>> No.14988872 [DELETED] 

fuck this, I'm fapping and sleeping

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Screw you NASA, I'm going to bed

>> No.14988874 [DELETED] 

Oh my fucking god what just happened ??????

>> No.14988875 [DELETED] 

what is the flare on the ground?

>> No.14988876 [DELETED] 

Would these delays have still happened if the Artemis team consisted solely of white men? Serious replies only.

>> No.14988877 [DELETED] 

>>14988862
>NASA really isn't sending their best.
They actually are. This is the result of diversity hiring.

>> No.14988879 [DELETED] 

>>14988313
This is actually one of the most WE GAAN moments in recent history
That dude is smiling in heaven i know it

>> No.14988878 [DELETED] 

AIRSPACE
FUCKING
VIOLATION

>> No.14988880 [DELETED] 

>>14988866
>women get nothing done

>> No.14988881 [DELETED] 

>delayed
this is what happens when women run everything

>> No.14988884 [DELETED] 

Does anyone know *why* NASA is so incompetent ?

>> No.14988883 [DELETED] 

Lmao SpaceX won, SLSisters forever banished from this board.

>> No.14988885 [DELETED] 

>>14988858
Are all the old esefgee schizos/tards still around then? I’ve been busy the last 8 months

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>>14988852
It's on hold. Within a 2 hours window.
They're never launching that thing. If it worked they would already have launched it. They know the design is broken and they're putting on a show every few weeks so that the program doesn't get cancelled.

>> No.14988887 [DELETED] 

>>14988875
hydrogen flare stack.

>> No.14988888 [DELETED] 

>>14988872
Edge until it launches

>> No.14988889 [DELETED] 

Just throw this thing into the ocean, fuck it. It won't ever launch.

>> No.14988890 [DELETED] 

>>14988875
hydrogen top-off. the fuel boils off fast and they need a constant feed.

>> No.14988891 [DELETED] 

lol they're gonna accidentally send a non-test FTS signal during their testing

>> No.14988892 [DELETED] 

>>14988884
women.

>> No.14988893 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
based

>> No.14988894 [DELETED] 

Jack Black will fix it

>> No.14988896 [DELETED] 

>>14988876
Yes. NASA is trying to recreate what they did in the 1960s except without functionally unlimited funding and the support & pressure of the entire nation behind them. Things are of course going to be slower.

>> No.14988895 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
based

>> No.14988897 [DELETED] 

lol people were like "starship is ghetto" and then they have people whack SLS with wrenches ON LAUNCH DAY

>> No.14988898 [DELETED] 

Scrap this fucking thing already. It will never get off the ground, it would probably explode if they ever tried.

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>>14988888
checked, i shall endure

>> No.14988900 [DELETED] 

>>14988869
Tard.

>> No.14988902 [DELETED] 

466%

>> No.14988903 [DELETED] 

>Indefinite hold for a dodgy lan cable

>> No.14988901 [DELETED] 

>>14988885
yup still around and seething.

>> No.14988904 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
based

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It's going to be a long night

>> No.14988906 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/biz/ reportan

>> No.14988907 [DELETED] 

>>14988886
The current hold was always in the launch schedule and had nothing to do with any potential issues. This is a government launch of a NASA designed rocket. Not fuel and go yolo style like SpaceX is capable of.

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>>14988881
cool it with the Misogyny, women are a valuable and critical part of the space race of the 21st century.

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>>14988891

>> No.14988911 [DELETED] 

>>14988880
Give it to the men in charge behind the scenes, who gives a fuck if women take the credit.

>> No.14988912 [DELETED] 

shilling your diversity hires and then having these delays ain't a good look

>> No.14988914 [DELETED] 

>>14988880
Perhaps.

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Guten Morgen Hans

>> No.14988915 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
checked and based

>> No.14988916 [DELETED] 

bro I'm gooning so hard

>> No.14988917 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
But my dick will fall off if I edge for 6 months...

>> No.14988918 [DELETED] 

>Ethernet switch test failed
>Ethernet switch test failed
>Ethernet switch test failed
>Ethernet switch test failed
>Ethernet switch test failed
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.14988920 [DELETED] 

BOOOOO SOMEBODY FTS THIS ORANGE TURD

>> No.14988922 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
Quints commands. I shall obey.

>> No.14988923 [DELETED] 

>>14988901
Is the anti anime schizo still around and do people still derail threads baiting him?

>> No.14988924 [DELETED] 

>>14988918
JUST PLUG IT IN WHAT THE FUCK IS SO HARD

>> No.14988925 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
based eight

>> No.14988926 [DELETED] 

Geology is pretty strong...

>> No.14988927 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
Lmao. Based.

>> No.14988929 [DELETED] 

indefinite just means they don't know how long it'll take.
stop worryposting, chances are high it launches today still
>>14988878
>>14988918
>making shit up
kill yourself

>> No.14988928 [DELETED] 

digits determine the fate of artemis

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>>14988905
my wife ritsu so cute!

>> No.14988931 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
I want to know more about this ethernet switch. So help me god if it's a consumer Netgear job..

>> No.14988932 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
What did kek mean by this

>> No.14988933 [DELETED] 

how much did this launch cost just to see it blow up

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>>14988876
maybe not all of them, but you have to consider that a significant portion of the delays are due to the horrendously unreliable shuttle parts and hyperconservative, ultra-cautious upper management (which still consists solely of white men to this day)
there's simply no getting around how terrible of a program SLS is from it's very inception, regardless of who you have running it. shit budget, shit parts, shit management, no real rush to get it completed. it's basically the opposite of the apollo program in every conceivable way

>> No.14988935 [DELETED] 

we haven't had a good low-altitude large rocket failure since... Antares?

>> No.14988936 [DELETED] 

>>14988884
>rotating leadership that jumps into private equity and lobbying every four years
>make work ethic where people just want to make paper projects and never risk their necks, let alone their jobs
>Senate controls everything, budget has tons of constraints most limited to extremely convoluted bullshit and set location on the map according to who controls what
>Aforementioned lobbyists lobby with their lobbying buddies to acquire ever more pork without ever having to produce a single working product, ever

>> No.14988938 [DELETED] 

>>14988896
But think about how much easier it would be if one of these fucking cunts knew how to use an ethernet cable. I'm just kind of confused why it's so hard to recreate something that happened decades ago with better technology - not just in terms of aerospace engineering, but also general technological improvements in computer/electrical engineering etc.

>> No.14988939 [DELETED] 

cool science

>> No.14988940 [DELETED] 

>>14988930
got any of her naked?

>> No.14988942 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Explodes on launch

>> No.14988941 [DELETED] 

I'm out, gn sci

>> No.14988943 [DELETED] 

>>14988926
geology is kinda like dowsing when you think about it. type of shit you'd get called a wizard and have a place in a king's court for back in ye olden times.

>> No.14988944 [DELETED] 

>>14988888
checked

>> No.14988945 [DELETED] 

>>14988907
The eastern range is the hold up. NASA is waiting on them to get their shit together. How the turns table.

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fucking lol

>> No.14988947 [DELETED] 

WOMAN THIS
WOMAN THAT
WOMAN ON DEEZ NUTZ

>> No.14988948 [DELETED] 

>NASA stream
>uptalk, vocal fry, valley accent
I'm so fucking tired bros

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>>14988929
>chances are high it launches today still

>> No.14988951 [DELETED] 

>>14988931
>pfSense causes the scrub
serves them right

>> No.14988953 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Revert to VAB.

>> No.14988954 [DELETED] 

>year 2137
>hello! and welcome to our latest flight attempt for Artemis I

>> No.14988955 [DELETED] 

>>14988923
one is still around but he doesn't derail threads any more.

>> No.14988957 [DELETED] 

>>14988933
4 billion per rocket. Total program is about 10 times that.

>> No.14988958 [DELETED] 

>all these people interviewed and brought to watch an ethernet switch ruin a launch
What an embarrassment.

>> No.14988959 [DELETED] 

>>14988931
Netgear? What are they, made of money?
They're using TP-Link.

>> No.14988960 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Flawless launch, /sfg/ and f*reigners seethe for eternity.

>> No.14988962 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Launch cancelled but rogue engineers launch it to try to save the program and their egos. The rocket spirals out of control and lands on top of the Kennedy Space Center, killing the entire project staff. NASA is shut down in January.

>> No.14988963 [DELETED] 

THE HYDROGREN EMBRITTLEMENT IS CREATING CRACKS IN THE ORANGE FOAM, ZOOM IN. IT'S GONNA SPLIT

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We're not going back to the moon, are we.

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>>14988926
>>14988943
geology chads representing?
>>14988940
i don't share lewd images of my wife sorry

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>>14988931

>> No.14988967 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
my uncle who works at NASA just informed me via email that it's all set to go and take-off will take place in about 15 minutes

>> No.14988969 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
flop

>> No.14988970 [DELETED] 

>more questions

>> No.14988971 [DELETED] 

honestly who the fuck would want to live on the moon?

>> No.14988972 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
It fails to launch this year

>> No.14988973 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Delayed until 2 months after Starship's launch.

>> No.14988974 [DELETED] 

>>14988876
the united states is so full of extreme bureaucracy that didnt exist in the 1960's that exists now only to rape government projects into the ground, artemis would have been fucked regardless, though a team of competent engineers not hired because of their immutable traits, would have helped with the direction and efficiency of the program to get shit done.

>> No.14988976 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
White men

>> No.14988975 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
me

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>>14988931
Netgear isn't good?

>> No.14988978 [DELETED] 

>>14988965
Post naked photos

>> No.14988979 [DELETED] 

>>14988964
NASA? That's questionable.
SpaceX? Within 18 months.

>> No.14988980 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
Less niggers there

>> No.14988981 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
me :)

>> No.14988982 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
Retards who think space is cool rather than terrifying

>> No.14988983 [DELETED] 

why are they still pretending this launch is gonna happen?

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>>14988964
NASA isn't.

>> No.14988985 [DELETED] 

>>14988964
look at the bright side, in a couple 100 years with the current trends our ancestors will be saying "we aren't crossing the atlantic are we"

>> No.14988986 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
this.
go mars or go home

>> No.14988987 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
Me

>> No.14988988 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Flawless success after considerable delay

>> No.14988989 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
i would for like a year on a research base.
it's obviously no place to permanently live

>> No.14988990 [DELETED] 

>>14988967
Damn my dad who works at Nintendo id excited to hear that

>> No.14988991 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
range causes a scrub

>> No.14988992 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
Me. I would.
>B-b-but things would be a lot harder for you!
And? Ask yourself why anyone bothered to risk their life exploring across the sea during the Age of Exploration.

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>>14988971
I'm tempted

>> No.14988994 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
aborted 4 moe times then blows up immediately after ignition in Q3 2023

>> No.14988995 [DELETED] 

>>14988931
Commercial Over The Shelf bros...were we wrong?

>> No.14988996 [DELETED] 

>>14988974
Hi zubrin

>> No.14988998 [DELETED] 

>>14988957
the absolute fucking state, all of the hardware is so mature and it still costs a ridiculous amount of money and doesn't fucking work. fuck nasa

>> No.14988999 [DELETED] 

womankind

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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFYCKFUCKFUCK
THERE'S CLOUDS ROLLING OVER MY VIEWING SPOT FUCK THIS FUCKING HOLD I WOULD HAVE SEEN IT BY NOW
NOW ILL FOREVER MISS IT

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Anyone got the pic of Kayla's nipples?

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>>14988948
This is the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE version of the red scare podcast

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>>14988928
FTS+GNC failure leads to it dropping directly on the Kremlin with a loaded upper stage, starting WW3.

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>>14988971
Why not. I bet rent's cheaper than Vancouvert.

>> No.14989005 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Launch succeeds, launch carrying astronauts has a problem in space and they all die.

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what happens when this fails, sls is cancelled, and then a 2 billion per year hole in the nasa budget appears? does it get reappropriated?

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>>14988073
(From left to right)
Cute
The best
Okay
Good God those milkies

>> No.14989008 [DELETED] 

>>14988988
>>14988988
>>14988988
Nice

>> No.14989010 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Trump gets re-elected and shitcans it

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>>14988988
nasa-sisters we can't stop winning

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>delayed a few minutes
>I-It will never take off!

Even /ourguy/ thunderf00t has better faith in this than musks $cam shit.

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>>14988971
imagine the (You)s you'd get from having this flag

>> No.14989014 [DELETED] 

>why is the spacesuit the color orange
DURR IDK
HOLY FUCK REEEEEEEEEE

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>>14988928
buck broken

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Bros, I don't think I will be capable of staying up any longer. NASA's women and pets', throw bigass metal cylinder to the sky already, please.

>> No.14989017 [DELETED] 

>>14988988
Digits have spoken.
The delays already occurred so this is the flawless success, let's go bros

>> No.14989019 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Launch scrubbed but rogue /sfg/anons hijack it and execute an unprecedented launch into heliocentric orbit and execute multiple gravity assists which ultimately eject the capsule into intergalactic space

>> No.14989018 [DELETED] 

NASASpaceflight cringe

>> No.14989020 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
YOU!

>> No.14989022 [DELETED] 

>>14988971
Only 3 days from the earth. Too close for comfort. Give me Mars instead.

>> No.14989021 [DELETED] 

>>14988996
whos that

>> No.14989024 [DELETED] 

>>14988980
it's "fewer" dumb cunt

>> No.14989025 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Explodes on platform.

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>>14989004
oh fuck

>> No.14989028 [DELETED] 

>One small step for women and BIPOC+, one giant leap for LGBTQIA2+

>> No.14989029 [DELETED] 

>>14989014
They're preparing for the first black astronaut by having prison colored spacesuits

>> No.14989030 [DELETED] 

NAME THAT CRATER!

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>>14988976
>>14988980
Seethe

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>>14988932
Checked

>> No.14989033 [DELETED] 

CRATER SNEED

>> No.14989034 [DELETED] 

they got everything but the launch today huh

>> No.14989035 [DELETED] 

>>14989002
Dasha and I will honeymoon on the moon

>> No.14989036 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
explosion seconds after liftoff, damaging the pad beyond reasonable repair

>> No.14989037 [DELETED] 

>>14989012
Excellent bait, but most people don't even know who thunderfag is.

>> No.14989039 [DELETED] 

Apollo stopped because we named it after a sun god like a bunch of tards.

Artemis will be a massive success because its named after a moon goddess.

>> No.14989040 [DELETED] 

>>14989012
>/ourguy/ thunderf00t
Fucking end yourself and your entire genetic line.

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>>14989001
of course

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>>14989033
IF YOU LOVE THE MOON SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT???

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dubs and i jump

>> No.14989043 [DELETED] 

Ok, I'm going to level with you all. I want to literally FUCK THE SHIT out of Clear-chan. I know she's a cute precious girl, and she isn't lewd at all, and maybe even underage, but I just can't fucking help myself. When I hear her voice and when she tries speaking English, my cock gets insane hulk hard. I could destroy her with it

>> No.14989045 [DELETED] 

>What will Orion do when it reaches the moon?
Digits decide.

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>>14989041

>> No.14989048 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
rip

>> No.14989049 [DELETED] 

>>14989036

rolling for explosion on main ignition, triples and black science man dies inadvertently

>> No.14989050 [DELETED] 

>woke up in time for the launch window
>it's women talking
day ruined

>> No.14989051 [DELETED] 

>>14989042
Would probably be an option if I lived in Japan.

>> No.14989052 [DELETED] 

>>14989032
>>14988988
Oh fuck wrong post

>> No.14989053 [DELETED] 

it's getting scrubbed again, isn't it?

>> No.14989054 [DELETED] 

>>14989045
put pride flag

>> No.14989055 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
Well, since you got your own get, do a flip.

>> No.14989056 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
do a flip

>> No.14989057 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
RIP

>> No.14989058 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
Oh fuck anon don't do it

>> No.14989060 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
you done played yaself

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>>14989044

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>>14988971

>> No.14989062 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
bye bye

>> No.14989063 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
F

>> No.14989064 [DELETED] 

>The launch being delayed is actually le GOOD
What the fuck are these retards even saying

>> No.14989065 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
more flight time than SLS

>> No.14989066 [DELETED] 

>>14989043
Based. Imagine having a wife autistic over spaceflight.

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>>14989044
wait till it scrubs first then jump

>> No.14989068 [DELETED] 

>>14988393
That has more to do with the fact the realignment of the South under Nixon and Reagan than anything.

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>>14989037
Not bait but "most people don't even know who thunderfag is." is sadly correct, unlike 90% of this board without degrees you learn to respect opinions of those educated. Not suprising pol and g ruined this board, why am I not surprised people need to meme on someone speaking facts.

>> No.14989069 [DELETED] 

>>14989024
Less of them too yeah

>> No.14989071 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
rip
livestream it

>> No.14989072 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
LOL bye nigger

>> No.14989073 [DELETED] 

>/pol/ schizos think space is fake and gay
>lefties would rather the NASA budget reallocated as a direct handout for niggers and trannies
God damn. Where do fit in?

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>>14988971
A moon base is 100x a better idea than a mars one. You don't have to wait 2 years to launch anything, nor 6 months in a space can in interstellar space, the moon's one week trip away; there's water, regolith and metals, and it's cheaper to get materials there. Honestly, the mars base is such a retarded idea.

>> No.14989075 [DELETED] 

>>14989042
i would if i could, but people worry i'm just going through a phase

>> No.14989076 [DELETED] 

>>14989041
naughty girl. now you know why they pick her to be first woman on the moon
>>14989044
bye

>> No.14989077 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
put me in the screenshot

>> No.14989078 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
enjoy shattered legs

>> No.14989079 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
now walk the walk, or should I say fall the fall

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>mass spectrometer

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>>14989070
t. thunderthighs

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>>14989043
her Datto-chan video is still the cutest thing i've ever seen

>> No.14989083 [DELETED] 

>>14989071
this.
Shout I AM ARTEMIS as you do it

>> No.14989084 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
have fun

>> No.14989085 [DELETED] 

>>14989043
She's definitely not underage, and I agree

>> No.14989086 [DELETED] 

>>14989070
>respect opinions of those educated
But he's not educated in rocketry. We'll let him know if we have a chemistry question though.

>> No.14989087 [DELETED] 

When is the resonance cascade?

>> No.14989088 [DELETED] 

>>14989070
How many shots did you get?

>> No.14989089 [DELETED] 

>>14989082
link to this datto-chan video?

>> No.14989090 [DELETED] 

LAUNCH THE FUCKING THING ALREADY

>> No.14989091 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
You're going to christian hell

>> No.14989093 [DELETED] 

NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE
NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE
NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE
NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE
NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE

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>>14989047
>>14989041
>>14989001

You people are fucking gross

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>>14989044

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>>14989044
Don't do it anon.
The explosion of the big metallic cock will be way more interesting than the explosion of your knees.

>> No.14989097 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
At least watch the rocket launch first anon

>> No.14989098 [DELETED] 

>>14989073
I support space exploration to expose the flat Earth.
The more people go to space the harder it'll be to hide.

>> No.14989099 [DELETED] 

>NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE
>NEW ISSUE

>> No.14989100 [DELETED] 

>>14989073

democrats actually want SLS and they wanted the X-33 instead of it's competing product, the F-35. Then Newt Gringrich and 9/11 happened so we got the global war on terror.

>> No.14989101 [DELETED] 

> Teams have extended their planned 30-minute hold, and mission managers are expected to target a new time for launch. The Eastern Range and launch teams have since resolved an issue that caused a loss of signal from a radar site and are currently in the process of conducting required tests to ensure communication and tracking of the rocket and spacecraft.


LETS GO BOYS

>> No.14989102 [DELETED] 

>>14989043
Congratulations, you're gay for a Japanese dude with a voice changer.

>> No.14989103 [DELETED] 

NEW ISSUE WITH COCK

>> No.14989104 [DELETED] 

UPDATE:::::
LIBERATION OF 'COCK' ON ORION- COCK HAS A SENSOR, IT IS LOOSE AND COULD COME OFF

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>and it's gonna happen today!
someone fire this fucking white male already

>> No.14989106 [DELETED] 

brilliant now they have problems with the rocket's cock

>> No.14989108 [DELETED] 

COCK????

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>>14989044

>> No.14989109 [DELETED] 

>tfw I'm a biologist so I have to do space research under one of the cope fields (astrobiology)

>> No.14989110 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
rip

>> No.14989111 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
Do a flip, faggot.

>>14989045
Failed course correction results in low-angle flyby of the moon and uncontrolled deep-space orbit.
NASA declares success due to higher orbit than any in history and we spend a month live broadcasting their deaths of asphyxiation while the media whines about Elon Musk not saving them.

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ORION KEEPS ON WINNING BAYBEE

>> No.14989114 [DELETED] 

>>14988928
Gets into space next year at which point it fails and the whole project is shut down.

>> No.14989115 [DELETED] 

LMAOOOOO

>> No.14989116 [DELETED] 

Fuck yes, more Moon board content!

>> No.14989117 [DELETED] 

COCK IS LOOSE
COCK IS LOOSE
COCK IS LOOSE

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>>14989044
F

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>New issue
fuck off

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>>14989082
LINK

>> No.14989122 [DELETED] 

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA IT'S OVER

>> No.14989125 [DELETED] 

RTV shedding is gonna do another Columbia

>> No.14989126 [DELETED] 

ITS OVER

>> No.14989127 [DELETED] 

>>14989103
>>14989104
>>14989108
>>14989117

I am impressed by /sci/'s collective Freudian slip

>> No.14989128 [DELETED] 

the cock is delaminated

>> No.14989129 [DELETED] 

Wait how many orions are there and how many orions are they building? Just realized I don’t know the answer

>> No.14989130 [DELETED] 

>>14989104
SOURCE?

>> No.14989131 [DELETED] 

>Tranny rocket has cock problems
Quelle surprise

>> No.14989132 [DELETED] 

>>14989100
How was the X-33 a competitor of the F-35?

>> No.14989133 [DELETED] 

>TFW wish we could actually go live on the moon but it's guaranteed only richfags and glowies get to go
It's not fucking fair bros.

>> No.14989134 [DELETED] 

>>14989109
biogeology dumbass, it’s way more based then a*tronomy

>> No.14989135 [DELETED] 

space is so cool bros

>> No.14989137 [DELETED] 

>>14989129
I remember something about a "fleet" of four, but there's probably little to no point in reusing it when all that's being reused is the capsule itself.

>> No.14989136 [DELETED] 

>>14989093
>>14989099
>>14989117
>>14989122
>>14989125
>>14989126
NEGLIGIBLE RISK DETERMINED
>NEGLIGIBLE RISK DETERMINED
NEGLIGIBLE RISK DETERMINED
>NEGLIGIBLE RISK DETERMINED
WE ARE GOING
E

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G
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I
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G

>> No.14989138 [DELETED] 

FALSE ALARM

>> No.14989139 [DELETED] 

>>14989044
Rip, anon, killed himself because SLS never launched.

>> No.14989140 [DELETED] 

okay so the cock is not a problem

>> No.14989143 [DELETED] 

>THE COCK IS LIBERATED

>> No.14989144 [DELETED] 

>>14989102
your autism has damaged your brain to the point you can't recognize a boy vs a girl

>> No.14989146 [DELETED] 

>>14989133
Then become rich? Not seeing what the problem here is

>> No.14989145 [DELETED] 

>>14989074
Moon is critical short-term.
Mars is critical long-term.

>> No.14989147 [DELETED] 

FUCKING HELL i went to take a piss and now people are talking about a scrub? wtf is happening???

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STOP CAULK TEASING US NASA

>> No.14989149 [DELETED] 

it's over

>> No.14989150 [DELETED] 

>trans lunar injection

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>>14989129
at minimum 4, but this is probably going to make people just pay for starshit. Think for a second if mutts put all this money into healthcare they probably could think straight to build a rocket that would fly...

>> No.14989153 [DELETED] 

Orion has been circumcised

>> No.14989154 [DELETED] 

what would you call people who live on the moon? mooners?

>> No.14989155 [DELETED] 

>>14989144
You don't even know Japanese and you most likely aren't an audio engineer either.

>> No.14989157 [DELETED] 

>>14989136
GAANBARE

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Will this piece of shit launch?

>> No.14989160 [DELETED] 

>>14989131
it was leaking earlier

>> No.14989161 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Loonies

>> No.14989163 [DELETED] 

>>14989158
two more minutes

>> No.14989164 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Loonies.

>> No.14989165 [DELETED] 

>>14989158
No

>> No.14989166 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Miggers.

>> No.14989168 [DELETED] 

>>14989134
tbf astrobiology in its current state is pretty much biogeology with some extra bits tacked on

>> No.14989167 [DELETED] 

>>14989161
as Heinlein intended

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>>14989154
Lunarians.

>> No.14989170 [DELETED] 

i still don't understand why this is important

are we starting to colonize the moon or something? if not who gives a fuck shit gets launched into space every day.

>> No.14989171 [DELETED] 

>>14989100
Democrats and Republicans were kinda different back then. Dems were the anti super predator tough on crime party. Republicans are dominated by the populist faction rather than the traditional Bush/Romney neo-con establishment types. Also reminder that the Dems and their media lackeys supported the war on terror and almost all of them voted for war in Iraq.

Different political landscape.

>> No.14989172 [DELETED] 

>>14989092
KAYLA IS A QUEEN
stupid muskposter

>> No.14989173 [DELETED] 

>>14989012
I'm actually sad, thunderf00t isnt streaming sls right now (he did the first scrub). i hope he is ok

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it's seriously fucking happening wtf w tf wwtf

>> No.14989174 [DELETED] 

>>14989166
lol

>> No.14989176 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Lunarians

>> No.14989177 [DELETED] 

>>14989133
Moon is cucked. Even the delusional Venusian “colony”fags would have it better

>> No.14989178 [DELETED] 

>>14989101
Just let me know what the new t=0 is so I can powernap until the ffs

>> No.14989179 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Lunarians
We Final Fantasy IV now

>> No.14989180 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Mongs

>> No.14989181 [DELETED] 

>>14989170
its the first mission to put people on the moon again

>> No.14989182 [DELETED] 

>>14989170
We are making lunar >>14989169
>>14989169
base in 2024/2025

>> No.14989183 [DELETED] 

Watch this thing get scrubbed at T-30 due to another leaking valve.

>> No.14989184 [DELETED] 

>>14989163
Two more weeks/years/decades.

>> No.14989185 [DELETED] 

>>14989158
Two. More. Weeks.

>> No.14989186 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Lunatics.

>> No.14989187 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Selenites

>> No.14989189 [DELETED] 

>>14989170
Shit gets launched into low earth orbit almost every day, yes.
Shit going to the moon in order to send people there does not.

>> No.14989190 [DELETED] 

New T-0 of 1:45

>> No.14989191 [DELETED] 

>>14989172
I'm talking about your disgusting misogyny

>> No.14989192 [DELETED] 

NET 1:45am EST

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so SLS is proof the world is actually getting more shit and full of retards right? its not my schizophrenia that people are getting hired for jobs they cant do all for the sake of diversity if not even nasa can do the one job they were built for, launching shit to the moon, when they have decades mature technology and it still doesn't fucking work.

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You will never be a viable rocket. You have no reusability, you have no mass production, you have no technological breakthroughs. You are an obsolete design twisted by budget cuts and corporate greed into a crude mockery of aerospace engineering. All the "proposed launches" you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your engineers are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "senators" laugh at your ghoulish costs behind closed doors. Payload contractors are utterly repulsed by you. SpaceX market dominance have allowed companies to snif out Overpriced launch systems with incredible efficiency. Even oldspace rockets that "fly" look costly and crude to a space agency. Your Interim Cryogenic Propulsion Stage is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk congressman to consider a program extension, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a sight of the bill for your RS-25's. You will never be operational. NASA will wrench out fake inspirational videos every single year and tell the public it's going to the Moon soon, but deep inside you feel the delays creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable cost increases, Eventually it'll be too much to bear -they'll fill you with hydrolox, launch you into orbit. loop your uncrewed Orion around the Moon, and shelve the program. Your engineers will look for a job in the commercial sector, heatbroken but relieved that they no longer have to ve with the unbearable shame and disappointment. NASA will reuse your engines and boosters in another lobbyist-approved project named with a three-letter acronym, and every taxpayer for the rest of eternity will know 20 billion USD of his money are buried there. Your blueprints will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a hydrolox engine that was unmistakably designed in the early 70's

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did he say 1:45 for earliest window or earliest launch?

>> No.14989198 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Mooniacs.

>> No.14989199 [DELETED] 

>unironic thunderf00t copers
extremely soi

>> No.14989202 [DELETED] 

>>14989192
THIS IS AN ESTIMATE
but yes

>> No.14989203 [DELETED] 

When is this chud going to stop talking?

>> No.14989204 [DELETED] 

>>14989152
>there’s another Aussie rocketfag
We really don’t have room to talk. We’re pretty cucked and being out done by fucking kiwis

>> No.14989205 [DELETED] 

Trips and it gets permanently shelved after another year of trying.

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>>14989166
Already taken, t. /f1/

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IN 30 MINUTES LAUNCH??? POGGG

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>>14989154
Mooninites

>> No.14989210 [DELETED] 

>>14989104
Did that really happen??

>> No.14989211 [DELETED] 

network switch buggin out sirs

>> No.14989213 [DELETED] 

>>14989192
They'll delay it another half hour, then claim they don't have enough time before the launch window closes.

It's over. Scrap it. Fire everyone. Have the military do it.

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>>14989202
hence the NET

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vagina spaceship

>> No.14989217 [DELETED] 

>>14989170
New human-grade vehicles launch once a decade at best. They travel outside of LEO roughly never.

>> No.14989218 [DELETED] 

I loaded up on Boeing shares prior to this launch. My financial well-being is now at stake. Please don't let me down SLS-chan.

>> No.14989219 [DELETED] 

>>14989209
Who is this guy? I saw him at the end page of a translated doujin

>> No.14989220 [DELETED] 

>>14989183
I literally just closed the stream because I've had enough of people talking. Someone say something if it actually shows anything.

>> No.14989221 [DELETED] 

Hello, I visited the nasa stream a while ago and the clock said -10:00 and I just checked again and it still says -10:00. Is this normal or has something gone wrong?

>> No.14989222 [DELETED] 

>>14989076
She's got to raise the spirit of the HQ somehow, natural wonders are optimal for that purpose.

>> No.14989223 [DELETED] 

>>14989194
You're right.

>> No.14989225 [DELETED] 

>>14989221
Trust the plan chud

>> No.14989226 [DELETED] 

>>14989221
yes

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So, do we have to wait for 2 hours more or 2 weeks more?

>> No.14989227 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Moonoids

>> No.14989229 [DELETED] 

Whats the next problem they're going to find that delays the launch even further?

>> No.14989231 [DELETED] 

>>14989219
Aged me a hundred years

>> No.14989230 [DELETED] 

>>14989220
Someone is hot mic'ing in the bathroom.

>> No.14989232 [DELETED] 

This guy was annoying at first but he’s been the most likeable person on the stream so far
almost as if men aren’t annoying

>> No.14989233 [DELETED] 

>>14989194
No, it's just emblematic of a more powerful corporate class that has been able to skillfully intertwine itself in the machinery of politics. It's literally called the Senate Launch System for a reason.

>> No.14989234 [DELETED] 

>>14989219
fucking zoomers I swear

>> No.14989235 [DELETED] 

>>14989213

>Fire everyone

banning Boeing from all US government contracting would be a very big change, anon. It's also probably necessary.

>> No.14989236 [DELETED] 

>>14988917
well, they keep talking about the cock falling off in the stream

>> No.14989237 [DELETED] 

>>14989221
Hello, yes this is normal please check back again in 10 minutes

>> No.14989239 [DELETED] 

>>14989154
Lunar Schooners

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>>14989219
I wish I could tell you, anon

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OHHH SAYYYY

>> No.14989244 [DELETED] 

>>14989221
something going wrong is normal

>> No.14989245 [DELETED] 

>>14989229

cracked gasket, which is when they either scrub it entirely or delay it and it explodes anyway

>> No.14989246 [DELETED] 

Ban women from the Moon they have cooties and women are gay

>> No.14989247 [DELETED] 

>>14989233
the apollo program was miles more politically imperative to the united states than artemis is

>> No.14989249 [DELETED] 

>"WE ARE GOING"

They said the meme!

>> No.14989248 [DELETED] 

>WE. Are going.
Fuck should have done a bingo card

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What is he thinking right now?

>> No.14989251 [DELETED] 

>>14989238
:^)

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Whens the next launch if this one scrubs

>> No.14989254 [DELETED] 

>they're watching the propaganda stream instead of media stream that just shows the rocket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ

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>>14989232
Yep, just straight to the point.

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WE'RE FUCKING WINING

>> No.14989257 [DELETED] 

why do they not provide any update on the launch on the stream

>> No.14989258 [DELETED] 

>>14989194
> when they have decades mature technology
The SLS core stage is an adaptation of the Space Shuttle external tank. The external tank was not designed for vertical loads on top, and so that required substantial redesign and validation work. Then Congress forced all manner of inane requirements for spreading contracts through as many districts as possible, and implemented a terrible system for contract management.
It's a franksteined version of the most expensive, most finicky launch vehicle ever put into regular service, then caps that already difficult position off with nigh-impossible political constraints. She was doomed from the start.

>> No.14989260 [DELETED] 

WAS THAT A FALCON 9???

>> No.14989261 [DELETED] 

>>14989252
never ever

>> No.14989264 [DELETED] 

>>14989243
YOU CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14989263 [DELETED] 

Tell me anon, when you live on the moon, will you hate earthers?
Or will you recognize that not all earthers are bad?

>> No.14989265 [DELETED] 

>>14989247
When we were running Apollo, NASA was run by White Anglos and Celts and staffed by Nazis.

>> No.14989266 [DELETED] 

Has NASA publicly acknowledged EUS since 2020?

>> No.14989267 [DELETED] 

>>14989257
no one in mission control knows what they are doing

>> No.14989268 [DELETED] 

>>14989252
it scrubbed.

>> No.14989271 [DELETED] 

>>14989250
I unironically look a little like this nigga. What kind of German is he?

>> No.14989272 [DELETED] 

>>14989250
nothing because he's dead

>> No.14989273 [DELETED] 

>>14989257
Because they are too embarrassed to admit they're about to scrub it again.

>> No.14989274 [DELETED] 

>>14989250
>Mein Gott these women and schwarzmensch are fucking retards

>> No.14989275 [DELETED] 

>>14989257
Because the entire situation is completely FUBAR and they don't want to admit anything is wrong. China and Russia are laughing at us right now.

>> No.14989276 [DELETED] 

>>14989221
Hold at 10 minutes until further notice.

>> No.14989277 [DELETED] 

>Watching NASA ads every 30 seconds
>Not just watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRzwe9gjo4c
Shiggy diggy doowop.

>> No.14989278 [DELETED] 

>>14989250
Shouldnt have left germany

>> No.14989280 [DELETED] 

>>14989253
/sci/ go with throttle up

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>>14989252
Depends what's broken.

>> No.14989283 [DELETED] 

>>14989253
What is this? Where do i find it

>> No.14989282 [DELETED] 

>>14989254
>closed captioning is just WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE
kek

>> No.14989285 [DELETED] 

ameribros.... not like this....

>> No.14989287 [DELETED] 

Bros I can't wait to live on the moon unironically I'll wait like 40 years for it but hopefully I'll die at least in space

>> No.14989288 [DELETED] 

>>14989254
>he thinks he can accurately tell what's happening without people from the industry telling him what they are exactly

>> No.14989289 [DELETED] 

>>14989266
they started building it last year dumbass

>> No.14989290 [DELETED] 

>the connection to an entire military detection asset is one ethernet cable
what the fuck? is the space force just a meme?

>> No.14989291 [DELETED] 

>>14989247
You have completely misunderstood what I said. Boeing, Lockheed, Northrop, et al. have zero interest in producing a product if they don't have to, and NASA is a jobs program disguised as a science program. The entire idea behind NASA is to launder money for dead-end programs to major firms so they can squeeze and squeeze for more and more money without any repercussions. Something like cost plus only happens if you literally go golfing with the guy who decides which company gets how much money and from what contracts.

>> No.14989293 [DELETED] 

>>14989283
https://4stats.io/

>> No.14989294 [DELETED] 

>>14989086
Still more educated than you dumb fuck

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>>14989282
As it should be.

>> No.14989296 [DELETED] 

>>14989285
americans are the only one flexing on the rest of the world with regular space launches

>> No.14989297 [DELETED] 

>>14989263
I would never live on the moon. Bioconservativism is too stifling. Still better than the titanian cuckmonwealth.

>> No.14989298 [DELETED] 

>>14989253
>/pol/ on fire constantly
Christ

>> No.14989299 [DELETED] 

They need to hand all government space programs over to the Space Force and junk NASA.

>> No.14989300 [DELETED] 

>>14989271
A "We were bad, but now we're good" kind

>> No.14989301 [DELETED] 

>>14989289
...you could have said "yes"

>> No.14989302 [DELETED] 

>>14989277
>New York, London, Paris, Munich
>Everybody talk about... POP muzik!
>TALK ABOUT
>POP MUZIK

>> No.14989303 [DELETED] 

>>14989290
the "ethernet cable" is misinformation. it's an ethernet switch and it probably has redundancy but that doesn't mean they would launch without it.

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>>14989258
>welcome to kennedy space center, and our live coverage of Artemis 1, an uncrewed flight test that will return us to the moon in nearly 50 years

>> No.14989305 [DELETED] 

>>14989295
AREAREAREAREAREAREARE

>> No.14989306 [DELETED] 

>>14989298
Xenophobia is serious business

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>>14989194

No, SLS is what happens when boomers do bad things. If boomers gave a shit about space all the post-shuttle stuff would have been neatly planned out in the early 90s and completed by 2000. Instead, all of this except the ISS was cut out by budget hawk republicans because science is gay. It was then contracted to Russia, and this had to end in 2014 due to their invasion of Crimea. Now things have really escalated with their war in Ukraine, and the govenrment just isn't capable of fighting the mission it needs to preform. Attempts to repair this are castigated as leftist, socialist, gay and liberal by /pol/ who has their cohort in Congress block progress and financing of bigger, better, newer rockets that aren't shuttle-devrived systems. Hence the attempts to do commercial crew with SpaceX, as that was the only thing republicans could agree to do under Obama.

It's a supply chain problem top to bottom due to a lack of investment. However it's resolved is anyone's guess but the right has no answers except demolishing it because science is gay and you will never be a woman, tranny panic and so forth.

>pic unrelated

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It will never launch. Get fucked /sci/ undergrads

>> No.14989310 [DELETED] 

>>14989253
how does /gif/ have 6300 posts a day?

>> No.14989311 [DELETED] 

What's up with all the browns and ribs?

>> No.14989312 [DELETED] 

Making some porridge

>> No.14989313 [DELETED] 

>>14989294
In chemistry, sure. Call to authority is a logical fallacy by the way.

>> No.14989314 [DELETED] 

>>14989310
that one dude that spams large insertion threads

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>tfw memed into getting up early again for nothing

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>>14989285
Ameri will win the Irumabowl

>> No.14989317 [DELETED] 

>>14989312
sweet or savory

>> No.14989318 [DELETED] 

>>14989250
God I wish it lands in England

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>>14989308
>pic unrelated
Come on anon

>> No.14989324 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
>those bleachers

They are two kilometers away from SLS. If it explodes those people are going to have a bad time.

>> No.14989325 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/co/anon here

>> No.14989326 [DELETED] 

Where do you see these delays? Im watching the official broadcast and they don't say shit

>> No.14989327 [DELETED] 

>>14989314
Cool don’t want any more context on this ever thanks

>> No.14989328 [DELETED] 

>>14989326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ

>> No.14989329 [DELETED] 

>>14989308
>10 Billion dollars
>Lack of investment

>> No.14989330 [DELETED] 

you better make this piece of shit fly or explode, you niggers. i woke up early for this

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> Women
> Women
> Diversity
> We are Artemis

I just want to BBQ and see enormous cylinder get thrown to the sky.

>> No.14989332 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/a/non here

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WHAT

THE

FUCK

ARE WE WAITING FOR

>> No.14989334 [DELETED] 

>>14989250
He must be real mad with how incompetent everyone is.

>> No.14989335 [DELETED] 

>>14989310
porn

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Why cant modern american women and POCs launch a simple unmanned rocket?

>> No.14989337 [DELETED] 

What's taking them so long? It's just an unmanned rocket. Just YEET the fucker

>> No.14989338 [DELETED] 

>>14989331
>Another fifty billion dollars down the drain.

>> No.14989339 [DELETED] 

>>14989330
*niggers and women. NASA is diverse! :^)

>> No.14989340 [DELETED] 

>>14989333
based jimshooper

>> No.14989341 [DELETED] 

>>14988753
>watching the NASA stream

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bussin fr

>> No.14989343 [DELETED] 

>>14989337
woman

>> No.14989344 [DELETED] 

>>14989336
Nowadays people aren't hired for skill or merit, they're hired because of nepotism and they need to fill diversity quotas

>> No.14989346 [DELETED] 

>>14989336
small indie country pls understand

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>>14989219
it's one of the mooninites from aqua teen hunger force, decent lol so random xd adult swim cartoon from last decade. a lot of fans of the show don't know this but a new feature length movie of the series came out like 2 weeks ago.

>> No.14989348 [DELETED] 

>>14988490
/b/

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SPACE IS CLIMBING THE LEADERBOARD

>> No.14989350 [DELETED] 

>>14989317
Big fan of savoury

>> No.14989351 [DELETED] 

>>14989337
A fuel tank started leaking.

>> No.14989352 [DELETED] 

>>14989336
Hydrolox, son.

>> No.14989353 [DELETED] 

>>14989337
>>14989343
women and ethnic minorities.

>> No.14989354 [DELETED] 

>>14989330
not happening now faggit ;)

>> No.14989355 [DELETED] 

>>14989342
imagine going all the way there just to get SCRUBBED

>> No.14989356 [DELETED] 

>>14989342
soitits

>> No.14989358 [DELETED] 

STOP THE COUNT

>> No.14989359 [DELETED] 

Is the shortpants boomer a kid of some operation Paperclip Nazi scientists? What was he talking about Germans for?

>> No.14989360 [DELETED] 

>>14989327
well since you asked, it's like these REALLY fucking MASSIVE dildos and shit. Like the size of your head at least dude, and there are HUNDREDS of these images, THOUSANDS even.
And every single one is like that black hole photo from a year ago, except probably gaped wider; entire HORSE COCK dildos falling out and not even touching the WALLS man

>> No.14989361 [DELETED] 

>>14989347
> 2001
Yikes, no wonder I haven heard of it. It's ancient as fuck

>> No.14989363 [DELETED] 

>>14989341
Please post the other link I can't stand this suffering anymore

>> No.14989364 [DELETED] 

uh-huh this my shit
all the girls stomp your feet like this

>> No.14989365 [DELETED] 

>>14989336
>WE
>WUZ
>ARTEMIS
>absolutely reaching to show a montage of non-white non-males working at NASA
>have to show the landscaping contractor
>meanwhile 80% of the technical workforce is white male and 10% is jewish male the other 10% being other shit despite diversity quotas

>> No.14989366 [DELETED] 

>>14989250
I've always wanted a gritty biopic movie about Von Braun where, after the landing of Apollo 11, he quietly returns to his office in the middle of the night, closes eyes, sighs, turns east, and silently heils hitler.

>> No.14989367 [DELETED] 

>>14989310
coomers

>> No.14989368 [DELETED] 

>>14989349
1000% GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

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>>14989308
im not american so can you explain why republicans apparently the ones unwilling to invest and fund space programs?

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>yfw this piece of shit actually flies

>> No.14989372 [DELETED] 

ONLY A FEW MINUTRS UNTIL WE FIND OUT THIS PIECE OF SHITS SCRUBBED

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it's happening bros.

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14989374

We got sound from the based womenless stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ

>> No.14989375 [DELETED] 

Whatever, I'll just launch my own rocket instead.

>> No.14989376 [DELETED] 

Launch in 10 minutes!!!

>> No.14989377 [DELETED] 

>>14989349
kek this is literally the first time i've been to this board guess i'm not alone

>> No.14989379 [DELETED] 

WHY DO THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT POLLS

>> No.14989378 [DELETED] 

>>14989369
He's talking out of his ass. Clinton and Obama pissed all over space policy too.

>> No.14989380 [DELETED] 

>>14989372
it's not scrubbing.
LAUNCH IS ON

>> No.14989381 [DELETED] 

>>14989375
AND I'LL WATCH IT ANON!

>> No.14989382 [DELETED] 

>>14989374
Holy fuck thank you man

>> No.14989383 [DELETED] 

>>14989363
https://youtu.be/CWLm2Fh7wF4
only /sci/ approved stream

>> No.14989384 [DELETED] 

>>14989377
come for the stickies, stay for the spaceflight general

>> No.14989385 [DELETED] 

>>14989350
>savoury porridge
wtf is wrong with brit food

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WEWEWEW

>> No.14989387 [DELETED] 

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ SLS-chan take my energy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

>> No.14989388 [DELETED] 

Deal with it Chuds.
Space is female.

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>> No.14989391 [DELETED] 

lets goooooooooooooooooo

>> No.14989390 [DELETED] 

engineer of the rocket here, AMA

>> No.14989392 [DELETED] 

>>14989369
20 years ago the main republicans were all neocons like Bush

>> No.14989393 [DELETED] 

We want RUD!
We want RUD!
We want RUD!

>> No.14989394 [DELETED] 

>>14989375
Can you get it to the moon tho.

>> No.14989395 [DELETED] 

>>14989379
polling is when they go around and everbody says if they're go or no-go

>> No.14989396 [DELETED] 

>>14989375
Someone unironically did that recently. Their gopro overheated on reentry though.

>> No.14989397 [DELETED] 

>15 minutes
Fine I'll hold it in, really busting though so make it count

>> No.14989398 [DELETED] 

>>14989308
complete horseshit, Clinton and Obama were no better, YWNBAW

>> No.14989399 [DELETED] 

>>14989377
It happens every launch. You should have seen the starship test threads.
I actually think we were more active when Elon autist stuttered his way through a speech in front of starship early this year

>> No.14989400 [DELETED] 

>>14989392
>20 years ago the main republicans were all neocons like Bush
what are they now then?

>> No.14989401 [DELETED] 

>>14989379
POLL'S CLOSED

>> No.14989402 [DELETED] 

>>14989394
Can NASA?

>> No.14989404 [DELETED] 

>>14989379
no no, 'Poules.'
>2. slang. a young woman, particularly a promiscuous one.

>> No.14989403 [DELETED] 

>>14989379
they have to check /pol/ first

>> No.14989405 [DELETED] 

>>14989374
oh look, professionalism

>> No.14989406 [DELETED] 

>>14989390
launch when?

>> No.14989407 [DELETED] 

>>14989385
bro you're autistic if you can't enjoy a nice congee

>> No.14989408 [DELETED] 

This shit convinces me China will win. We will have no recourse but to take them down with us in a nuclear blossoming.

>> No.14989409 [DELETED] 

>>14989397
not safe to hold in your poop

>> No.14989410 [DELETED] 

>>14989377
I only come here for space launches

>> No.14989411 [DELETED] 

>>14989253
>/pol/ has almost 150,000 posts a day
jesus fucking christ

>> No.14989413 [DELETED] 

dubs another delay

>> No.14989414 [DELETED] 

>>14989390
please redeem the rocker ser i am tired of waiting why you don't redeem the rocket you madarchod basterd bich bloody fucking please

>> No.14989415 [DELETED] 

>>14989369
You mean like how Obama gutted the fuck out of the Constellation program that Bush started?
Because that one had an almost identical shuttle derived rocket.

>> No.14989416 [DELETED] 

>>14989390
HOW BIG IS IT?

>> No.14989417 [DELETED] 

all this money wasted while we could be using it to feed and breed more blacks in africa
baka

>> No.14989418 [DELETED] 

>no constraints
WE GAAN

>> No.14989419 [DELETED] 

>>14989400
National populists or rhinos

>> No.14989420 [DELETED] 

1channel???
1channel.org???

>> No.14989421 [DELETED] 

>>14989406
when you stop touching yourself

>> No.14989422 [DELETED] 

NO CONSTRAINTS TO LAUNCH

>> No.14989423 [DELETED] 

how do they display the subtitles before the words have been spoken?

>> No.14989424 [DELETED] 

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14989425 [DELETED] 

NO CONSTRAINTS TO LAUNCH

>> No.14989426 [DELETED] 

no constraints we gaan 5 sure :))

>> No.14989427 [DELETED] 

>>14989383
this is now /vt/ content

>> No.14989428 [DELETED] 

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>> No.14989429 [DELETED] 

Minute and a half!!

>> No.14989430 [DELETED] 

Please reply to this post when they're back to launching it, I'm gonna go make a sandwich

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>>14989378
Cope trumptard

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>>14989375

>> No.14989433 [DELETED] 

NO CONSTRAINTS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>14989388
>Space is cold, deadly, and unforgiving
You're right it is female

>>14989390
How does it feel that you're only going to find work at fast food restaurants?

>> No.14989435 [DELETED] 

>>14989421
>>14988888
I'm getting mixed signals

>> No.14989436 [DELETED] 

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.14989438 [DELETED] 

>>14989411
yeah it has been incomprehensible to browse since 2016.
t. used to peruse back in the 2012 Ron Paul days

>> No.14989439 [DELETED] 

>>14989423
they're behind the words for me, your stream must be laggy

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> No constraints to launch


So, no more women returning to the kitchen?

>> No.14989441 [DELETED] 

>>14989422
We have fucking ears, parrot.

>> No.14989442 [DELETED] 

Someone's gonna bring up another fucking problem

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14989443

It’s happening

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lads. it's HAPPENING

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>no constraints to launch
>pull is happening.
Oooh boooyyyy

>> No.14989446 [DELETED] 

WE ARE CLOSE
I AM CLOSE

>> No.14989447 [DELETED] 

>>14989416
REALLY, REALLY FUCKING BIG!!

>> No.14989448 [DELETED] 

so what if someone said lol and pressed the button early

>> No.14989449 [DELETED] 

Happening?

>> No.14989450 [DELETED] 

>no constraints to launch
may actually see this abominable rocket explode tonight

>> No.14989453 [DELETED] 

>>14989374
based

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HAPPENING

>> No.14989454 [DELETED] 

DOWN TO ONE !!

>> No.14989456 [DELETED] 

>>14989390
how many bipoc folx were involved?

>> No.14989457 [DELETED] 

SPACEX FAGGOTS ARE FUCKING IMPLODING BRAINS TURN TO MUSH AND EATING THEIR OWN SHIT AND PEEING ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR

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SOON

>> No.14989458 [DELETED] 

WE

ARE

GETTING CLOSE

>> No.14989460 [DELETED] 

HERE WE GO BOYS

>> No.14989461 [DELETED] 

NEGATIVE PRESSURE IN THE HALON DUCTS

>> No.14989464 [DELETED] 

>>14987772
Nothing ever happens

>> No.14989465 [DELETED] 

>>14989369
He’s kind of retarded but a lot of conservatives are in districts with spaceflight facilities that push for using old tech. Utah has the solid rocket boosters and Alabama has Shelby who is probably the one you can pin the most on in terms of intentionally holding back development. No space d*pots. Ultimately it comes down to them protecting their existing lucrative jobs/gibs programs in aerospace that are funded by nasa contracts

>> No.14989466 [DELETED] 

NETHERLANDS REPORTING IN
WE GAAN

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>>14989447
THAT'S A BIG ROCKET

>> No.14989468 [DELETED] 

Its happening

>> No.14989469 [DELETED] 

I'm gunna coom.

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GO FOR LAUNCH

>> No.14989471 [DELETED] 

GO GO GO GO GO

>> No.14989473 [DELETED] 

This guy is jerking off on stream kek

>> No.14989472 [DELETED] 

>>14989452
real???????????

>> No.14989474 [DELETED] 

>>14989431
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-11518049
>The legislation also signals a formal end to the Constellation programme begun under President George Bush that sought to return humans to the Moon with a new spaceship called Orion and two new rockets called Ares 1 and Ares 5.
cope troon

>> No.14989475 [DELETED] 

LAUNCH SOUNDTRACKS

Apollo 13
Start at T-6:06
https://youtu.be/Fra-m7RNMrU

First Man
Start at T-3:30
https://youtu.be/sr2EnBzyjfc

Interstellar
Start at T-0:45
https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8

>> No.14989477 [DELETED] 

IKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14989476 [DELETED] 

GO FOR LUNCH

>> No.14989478 [DELETED] 

>450k watching

its nothing, my favourite twitch streamer gets that in a day

>> No.14989480 [DELETED] 

LET'S GOOOOOOO

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WE ARE GO FOR LAUNCH

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>N O C O N S T R A I N T S T O L A U N C H
N O C O N S T R A I N T S T O L A U N C H
>N O C O N S T R A I N T S T O L A U N C H
N O C O N S T R A I N T S T O L A U N C H
>N O C O N S T R A I N T S T O L A U N C H
N O C O N S T R A I N T S T O L A U N C H
>N O C O N S T R A I N T S T O L A U N C H
N O C O N S T R A I N T S T O L A U N C H

>> No.14989483 [DELETED] 

THE WEATHER IS NICE FOR FUCKING ONCE

>> No.14989484 [DELETED] 

I need to take a heavy shit so hard bros, I'm not sure if I'll be able to watch

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NO
CONSTRAINTS

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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY

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are these samsung odyssey screens?

>> No.14989489 [DELETED] 

MUSK ANNIHILATED

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>> No.14989491 [DELETED] 

just say 'go' you dumb bitch

>> No.14989492 [DELETED] 

RESUME
COUNT

>> No.14989493 [DELETED] 

Gotta do your cookin' by the book.

>> No.14989494 [DELETED] 

HOLY FUCK BROS

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>>14989483
THANK YOU CLOUDS!

>> No.14989496 [DELETED] 

BOYS LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.14989497 [DELETED] 

TIDDY LAUNCH GO FOR LAUNCH

>> No.14989499 [DELETED] 

ROCKETS GO!!!

>> No.14989498 [DELETED] 

AAAAH IT'S EXPLODING

>> No.14989500 [DELETED] 

ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?!

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS IT'S HAPPENING WE'RE GOING BACK

>> No.14989502 [DELETED] 

WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE MOON TROONS!!!!!!! WE DID IT REDDIT!!!

>> No.14989503 [DELETED] 

>>14989472
Fake. You can see the puppet strings.

>> No.14989504 [DELETED] 

>>14989481
sovl

>> No.14989505 [DELETED] 

WE ARE GOING
WE ARE GOING
WE ARE GOING
WE ARE GOING
WE ARE GOING

>> No.14989506 [DELETED] 

WE'RE LEAVING TOGETHER

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Fucking Finally

>> No.14989509 [DELETED] 

GO TO RESUME LAUNCH

>> No.14989507 [DELETED] 

COUNTDOWN
COUNTDOWN
COUNTDOWN

>> No.14989508 [DELETED] 

>>14989489
>MUSK ANNIHILATED
unironically this will set him back YEARS

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IT'S HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14989513 [DELETED] 

SCIENCELET HERE
HOW LONG LEFT?

>> No.14989512 [DELETED] 

>>14989481
I watched the first successful falcon 1 launch live in auto shop in high school.

>> No.14989515 [DELETED] 

>>14989484
I don't see how those are mutually exclusive activities.

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WE GAAN

>> No.14989516 [DELETED] 

WE

>> No.14989517 [DELETED] 

>>14989474
Ares I was just a pod on an SRB stick.
Ares V was going nowhere, even by SLS standards.
Orion continued on.

>> No.14989520 [DELETED] 

ELON MUSKRAT CAN GET FUCKED

>> No.14989521 [DELETED] 

still ten minutes from now

>> No.14989522 [DELETED] 

WE ARE FUCKIN' GAAN

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START THE CLOCK!

>> No.14989523 [DELETED] 

actually breathing faster now oh jeez

>> No.14989525 [DELETED] 

I hope the Chinks rush there before us and die, then we show up later and take selfies with their corpses.

>> No.14989526 [DELETED] 

>>14989457
SpaceX is done anyway. Musk's skills are full time on Twitter, so the company has lost it's engineering.

>> No.14989527 [DELETED] 

HALO WILL BE A REALITY
UNSC BROS WE MADE IT

>> No.14989528 [DELETED] 

garn

>> No.14989529 [DELETED] 

>>14989513
IT'S HAPPENING NOW!!!!!!

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IT BEGINS
https://youtu.be/3K8nbCjNwS8
https://youtu.be/3K8nbCjNwS8
https://youtu.be/3K8nbCjNwS8

>> No.14989531 [DELETED] 

>>14989520
The rocket launching won't stop it from costing a billion per launch lmao

>> No.14989532 [DELETED] 

10 minutes!

>> No.14989533 [DELETED] 

HOW LONG UNTIL LAUNCH?

Dubs and it still explodes

>> No.14989534 [DELETED] 

start the count!

>> No.14989536 [DELETED] 

Dollar says it doesn't launch today.

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>we're going
yeah into the fucking ground you dumb asses

>> No.14989535 [DELETED] 

10 MINUTES AHHHHH

>> No.14989538 [DELETED] 

>>14989520
If only you knew how fucking anemic and shit this rocket is.

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GAAN status: confirmed!

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happening

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>>14989513
IT'S TIME

>> No.14989543 [DELETED] 

10 MINUTESSS HOLYSJIY

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HOLY FUCK WE'RE DOING IT

EAT SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT AMERICA WINS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14989546 [DELETED] 

THE CLOCK

>> No.14989547 [DELETED] 

WE'RE BACK

>> No.14989548 [DELETED] 

HOLY FUCK!!!!!

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>> No.14989550 [DELETED] 

>>14989508
You're assuming this is a success already.

>> No.14989551 [DELETED] 

This "Artemis Generation" thing is so forced.
Listening to the Mission Control people, they know they're being recorded for some sort of over-the-top documentary in the future, and they are being way too flowery with their language.
They've robbed mission control audio of the comfiness it had when it was just a bunch of nerds being technical and to the point.

>> No.14989552 [DELETED] 

>>14989457
Yup they can't believe the power of a nonreusable rocket amd boosters

>> No.14989553 [DELETED] 

>>14989533
oh no

>> No.14989554 [DELETED] 

LET'S LIGHT THIS FUCKING CANDLE

>> No.14989555 [DELETED] 

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.14989556 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzucrpURpnU

>> No.14989557 [DELETED] 

ELON MUSK HERE
I AM CURRENTLY SHIDDING AND PISSING BUT THERE IS AN ERECTION INVOLVED

>> No.14989558 [DELETED] 

poo poo pee pee lol

>> No.14989559 [DELETED] 

>>14989526
Did you seriously think Elon did all the engineering?

>> No.14989561 [DELETED] 

>>14989531
4 billion per launch

>> No.14989560 [DELETED] 

>>14989526
What are you talking about, the Starship already tested almost half of it's full engines yesterday.
This thing will fly a bunch of times and then go out of production like the Saturn V for costing a billion per launch.

>> No.14989562 [DELETED] 

>>14989533
Oh shit

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>> No.14989564 [DELETED] 

>>14989512
I watched Columbia burn up in high school.

>> No.14989565 [DELETED] 

ITBEGINS

>> No.14989566 [DELETED] 
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Imagine being a European

>> No.14989567 [DELETED] 

>>14989551
No shit it's forced. It's to keep funding flowing. Hate the game, not the player.

>> No.14989569 [DELETED] 

WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON SISTERS. LET'S GET THIS SHIT

>> No.14989568 [DELETED] 

>AI is doing everything
HAL will take over

>> No.14989570 [DELETED] 

>>14989557
hey Elon

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>yfw

>> No.14989574 [DELETED] 

>>14989566
We let them build the service module lol.

>> No.14989572 [DELETED] 

Doubles and this shit blows up in the atmosphere

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LETS FUCKING GO!

>> No.14989575 [DELETED] 

>>14989515
phone screen too small

>> No.14989576 [DELETED] 

umbilicals and shit are the most kino thing ever.

>> No.14989577 [DELETED] 

why waste all this money and time going back to the moon. it seems so pointless. i guess it's kinda cool but i don't get the point

>> No.14989578 [DELETED] 

>>14989459
Wtf am I looking at here

>> No.14989579 [DELETED] 

>>14989526

would be funny if Musk's shitty mandatory overtime and labor problems pushed all of SpaceX onto NASA, and NASA becomes good again

though, I'd actually rather have the dreamchaser succeed because air-launched shuttles are cooler

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>> No.14989581 [DELETED] 

>>14989566
You know the Orion's SM is European right?

>> No.14989582 [DELETED] 

>>14989572
Dubs and it blows up on the pad, debris kills some dipshit.

>> No.14989584 [DELETED] 

8 minutes until launch!

>> No.14989585 [DELETED] 

Thread moving so fast nobody noticed that you're gay

>> No.14989586 [DELETED] 

>>14989557
I'd see my proctologist about that.

>> No.14989587 [DELETED] 

she's allliveee

>> No.14989588 [DELETED] 

>>14989475
Fucking based.

>> No.14989589 [DELETED] 

>>14989580
epic gif bro!!! rofl!!!!!

>> No.14989590 [DELETED] 

T-0:07:00

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>>14989585

>> No.14989592 [DELETED] 

>>14989573
based infinity train enjoyer

>> No.14989593 [DELETED] 

>>14989579
Tard

>> No.14989595 [DELETED] 

>>14989566
If you're patriotic for the fucking SLS you're a retard.

>> No.14989596 [DELETED] 

>>14989577
NASA has to take baby steps because of budget cuts

>> No.14989597 [DELETED] 

>>14989572

atmosphere? It's blowing up before it leaves the pad

>> No.14989598 [DELETED] 

>>14989574
>>14989581
STFU i will not suffer this EUROPOOR propaganda and lies

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ROCKET: PULL MY FINGER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GAS

>> No.14989600 [DELETED] 

>>14989577
better than sending it to the endless war in slavistan or the bottomless pit of welfare spending

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>>14989566
>50 years to replicate what a Nazi built
>no actual technological advances
>technolgically outdone by an African autist who spend billions of dollars to troll the internet

>> No.14989602 [DELETED] 

>>14989579
dream chaser is built for eelv launch though

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>> No.14989603 [DELETED] 

This thread has been linked from an off-site raiding site which shall not be named, but expect it to be sharted up with basedjaks

>> No.14989605 [DELETED] 

>>14989400
They're in a civil war.
The populists want a pro-workers coalition, they support protectionist policies and they reject interventionism. The party's establishment (and some of the libertarians) want to keep free trade as the state religion. Hard to say how it'll turn out. Lots of people insist that the Republicans have changed for good but it's far from being done if you ask me.
The Democrats are bleeding out working class voters (including minorities) and stealing a lot of the corporate support that the Republicans lost and that's transforming them as well. But those voters might go back to the Democrats if the Republicans keep dissing them.
It's the biggest upset in the two parties in many decades and everyone is mad. It's great.

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Come on

>> No.14989607 [DELETED] 

leftypol seething about musk kek.
it's SLS time right now.

>> No.14989608 [DELETED] 

>>14989577
I would rather spend billions on exploding rockets than a penny on Tyrone's EBT card

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GENTLEMEN, I AM PROUD

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THREAD THEME:
https://youtu.be/XW-8yCKwhBE

>> No.14989611 [DELETED] 

>>14989572
Didn't gets dubs.
Big W

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>>14987772
>it's LITERALLY just going to scrub go to bed now edition
>Launch: Wednesday, Nov 16 1:04 a.m. EST / 0604 UTC (2 hour window)
>Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMLD0Lp0JBg [Open]
>Vehicle: Space Launch System (SLS) Block 1
>Launch site: Launch Pad 39B, Kennedy Space Center, Florida
>Payload: Uncrewed Orion Multi-Purpose Crew Vehicle #002 & 10 cubesats
>>https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/0364_secondary_payloads_brochure_07282020_508_single_pages_for_web.pdf
>Destination: Distant retrograde orbit around the Moon
>Mission Duration: 39 days
>Splashdown: Pacific Ocean, of the coast of San Diego
>Press kit: https://www.nasa.gov/specials/artemis-i-press-kit/img/Artemis%20I_Press%20Kit.pdf
>Weather: https://www.patrick.spaceforce.mil/Portals/14/SLS%20Artemis%20I%20L-1%20Forecast%20-%2016%20Nov%20Launch.pdf (90% GO)
>>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/artemis-i/
>>https://www.nasa.gov/content/live-coverage-of-nasas-artemis-i-mission-to-the-moon
>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_program
>>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Launch_System

>This is the first launch of SLS, the first launch of a complete Orion spacecraft, and the first Artemis mission.

>> No.14989614 [DELETED] 

West coast bros check in

>> No.14989615 [DELETED] 

OH GOOOD IM GONNNAA LLOOOOOONNNNNNCHH

>> No.14989616 [DELETED] 

>>14989595
t. moonless european

>> No.14989617 [DELETED] 

>esa logo on rocket
bros were helping

>> No.14989618 [DELETED] 

Honor to watch this despite all the shit this program gave us

>> No.14989619 [DELETED] 

>>14989579
NASA doesn't build anything rocket related, retard.

>> No.14989620 [DELETED] 

BROS.....

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>> No.14989622 [DELETED] 

HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

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>>14989578
You tell me.

>> No.14989626 [DELETED] 

Go go go go! Almost there rocketbros, we're gonna make it.

>> No.14989627 [DELETED] 

>>14989613
gem

>> No.14989628 [DELETED] 

>>14989578
Nazi moon submarine or something /x/ tier stuff.

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>>14989614
West coast of Finland here, is that okay

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>>14988490
/mlp/ reporting in, I'm gonna launch my rocket to the moon too.

>> No.14989631 [DELETED] 

I'm so excited bros I can't wait

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/hoc/ reporting in

>> No.14989633 [DELETED] 

Post your liftoff tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO0A0XcWy88

>> No.14989634 [DELETED] 

>>14989605
this dude actually understands politics, thanks for the run down

>> No.14989635 [DELETED] 

it has been a pleasure watching this with you all anons. godspeed SLS, may it be exciting to watch no matter what outcome

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Wake me when there is a real aerospace super project launched.

>> No.14989638 [DELETED] 

if dubs it fails

>> No.14989639 [DELETED] 

>>14989614
Gay Area checking in.

>> No.14989640 [DELETED] 

>>14989614
Live from Hawthorne California
>you can call me a larper if you want lol

>> No.14989641 [DELETED] 

AAAAAAAAAAH
I ATE GUMMY BEARS
AND HAVE TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'M GOING OT HAVE TO WATCH ON MY PHONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>Moon bros...

>> No.14989644 [DELETED] 

>>14989616
SLS can't land on the Moon. It's a fucking joke of a rocket.

>> No.14989642 [DELETED] 

I'm shaking bros

>> No.14989645 [DELETED] 

>>14989475
>Inters
Gonna go with Apollo 13
Thanks anon

>> No.14989646 [DELETED] 

>>14989629
Based Chen poster, I'll allow it

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TRY NOT TO CUM

>> No.14989648 [DELETED] 

OH GOD EVERYTHING IS SHAKING
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.14989649 [DELETED] 

WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE

>> No.14989650 [DELETED] 

>arming ascent pyros
>something eternal power
he's just making stuff up

>> No.14989651 [DELETED] 

>>14989605
Well said anon. Pretty accurate summary.

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>> No.14989654

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

>> No.14989653

T-0:05:00

>> No.14989655

>>14989612
was just about to post this

>> No.14989657

>>14989650
based skeptic

>> No.14989659

rocketry is...hard

>> No.14989658

>>14988490
/mlb/ coming in hot

>> No.14989660

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14989662
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>>14989614
Here, praying

>> No.14989663

>>14989630
BASED

>> No.14989664
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This is real

>> No.14989665

>>14989637
>propeller plane
The absolute state of Osea.

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Godspeed Snoopy

>> No.14989667

WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE

>> No.14989668

IT'S HAPPENING

https://youtu.be/Fra-m7RNMrU

>> No.14989669

imagine all the money spent on this that could have been put towards helping those in need

>> No.14989670

>>14989644
You know who else can't land on the moon? Europeans

>> No.14989672

>>14989653
You're a minute behind

>> No.14989671

HOLY FUKC IT'S HAPPENING??????????????????????????????????

>> No.14989673

IF NUMBERS THAN IT WILL EXPLODE

>> No.14989674

/o/ reporting in
this rocket would be better with a few simple mods

>> No.14989675

WE NEED YOUR ENERGY TO MAKE THE SHUTTLE EXPLODE FROM AN ENGINEERING FAILURE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
\o/

>> No.14989676

Habbening

>> No.14989677

O-ring check.

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>>14989630

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I'm running out of images to post

>> No.14989681
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14989681

ITS OVER

>> No.14989682
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ALL STATES REPORT IN

>> No.14989683

>>14989664
Forsen should react to this

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It's going to go poof....

>> No.14989685

>>14989664
>>14989657

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WE
ARE
GOING

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>> No.14989686

This has to be the fastest amount of posting per minute in /sci/'s entire history, this board is normally slow af

>> No.14989688

Dubs = rud

>> No.14989690

>>14989669
They do not give a fuck about people in need, this was pork for corporations.

>> No.14989691

I WILL eat my balls LIVE ON STREAM if this shit makes it to orbit tonight

>> No.14989692

lets FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14989693

>>14989682
BAMA

>> No.14989694
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post yfw

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I DID THIS IN KSP THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL THEY HAVE AN EVER BETTER MECHJEB THAN DID

>> No.14989696

For me, it's space launches

>>14989675
what the hell is wrong with you?

>> No.14989698

GOD BLESS AMERICA

>> No.14989697

>it's actually flying
what the fucking fuck

>> No.14989699

FINAL POLL
FINAL POLL

PLACE YOUR BETS
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GPgV3je0EZa
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GPgV3je0EZa
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GPgV3je0EZa
https://strawpoll.com/polls/GPgV3je0EZa

PLACE YOUR FINAL BETS

>> No.14989700

>>14989664
SLS
IS
REAL

>> No.14989701

>>14989688
OH NO NO NO

>> No.14989702

>Historic launch
>Only 1000 posts in a sticky
/sci/ is DEAD

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>>14989614
Best Coast reporting in

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NO NO NO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. MAKE IT STOP NOW!!!!!
SOMEBODY STOP THIS THING!

>> No.14989705

The youtube chat speed is insane

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>>14988490
/m/ here

>> No.14989708

>>14989687
GO GO GO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO SLS GIRL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14989707

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WE HAVE TVC

>> No.14989709
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>>14989614
CHECKING IN. WE GAAN

>> No.14989710

>>14987772
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
WE'RE GOING TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8c8Oy2ipRM&ab_channel=BrianEno-Topic

>> No.14989711

>>14989669
yeah
THOSE I NEED OF SOME BIG ASS ROCKETS

>> No.14989713
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14989713

POST YFW IT ACTUALLY FUCKING LAUNCHES

>> No.14989712

>>14989688
OH N-

>> No.14989714
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14989714

Greetings, ladies. I'll be at the controls.

>> No.14989715
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14989715

ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

>> No.14989716

>>14989669
who gives a fuck TO THE MOON

>> No.14989717
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14989717

So it really is happening

>> No.14989718

WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE

>> No.14989719

TO THE MOON!!!!!!

>> No.14989721

>>14989682
Washington

>> No.14989720

>>14989682
ARIZONA

>> No.14989722
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>> No.14989723

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14989724
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>>14989682
Yep.

>> No.14989725
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14989725

>>14989682
BEST CAROLINA STANDING BY

>> No.14989726

>it's actually exploding

what the actual fuck

>> No.14989727

T-0:02:00

>> No.14989728
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14989728

>>14989682
Luigiana

>> No.14989730
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>>14989682
Yes hello

>> No.14989731
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14989731

will it?

>> No.14989733

OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT

>> No.14989734
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14989734

>>14988783
Sadly

>> No.14989735

I can't believe it
I thought it would scrub

>> No.14989737

>>14989714
GAAN

>> No.14989738

>>14989614
o7 gonna chief one up after this beautiful event and ponder the stars

>> No.14989739
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>> No.14989740

trips rud

>> No.14989741
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14989741

HOW CAN HUMANS EVEN COMPETE

>> No.14989742

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14989743

>>14989670
And SLS.

>> No.14989746

OUT OF THE WAY BOOMER FUCKING SHITS

>> No.14989748

>>14989682
FLORIDA CHAD
WATCHING FROM GAINESVILLE

>> No.14989749

>>14989728
based
north louisiana here

>> No.14989751

>>14989665
You have a better use for electric engines on a plane powered by constantly beamed microwave laser energy?

>> No.14989752

/SCI/ AT 833% ACTIVITY
LET'S GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000%
https://4stats.io/

>> No.14989753

BANG BOOM FWOOSH IT EXPLODES IN A BURST OF FIRE DIGITS CONFIRM

>> No.14989755

>>14989722
l- lewd

>> No.14989756
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14989756

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO USA!

>> No.14989757

HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD
ITS OVER

>> No.14989758

Gimbal Bros... I don't feel so good about this

>> No.14989759
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14989759

ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>> No.14989760

>>14987772
digits and RUD on the launchpad at 00:01

>> No.14989761

>those chugging APUs
SLS is a steampunk rocket

>> No.14989762
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14989762

/bcs/ reporting in

>> No.14989763

> T- 1 minute

>> No.14989764
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14989764

>>14989725
HERE, HERE
E
R
E
,

H
E
R
E

>> No.14989765

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14989766
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14989766

>tfw Florida man

>> No.14989768

>>14989756
BRRRRRAAAPPPPP

>> No.14989767

60 seconds bros…

>> No.14989769

1 FUCKING MINUTE!!!

>> No.14989770
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>> No.14989771

T-30

>> No.14989773

/n/ here, is there enough room on the inside of this spacecraft to make some walkable bike lanes?

>> No.14989772

>>14989749
I'm in Nawlins. Rocket was actually assembled in Michoud so Louisiana has reason to be proud!

>> No.14989774

>>14989682
Oregon standing by

>> No.14989775

>>14989682
Illinois awake and alert.

>> No.14989776

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>> No.14989777

>>14989608
sure, why not do anything else involving space though like putting a man on europa or ganymede. we've already done this moon shit

>> No.14989778

RUDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.14989779

THIS IS IT ANON!!!!

>> No.14989780
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14989780

WE MUST RETURN TO THE MOON AND GET REVENGE AGAINST THE LUNARIANS

THE MOON BELONGS TO AMERICA

>> No.14989781

OH SHIT

>> No.14989782

GO SLS
GO ORION

>> No.14989783

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14989784

>>14989720
Based AZ bro

>> No.14989785

GO FOR ALS

>> No.14989787
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>> No.14989788

L F G

>> No.14989789
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14989789

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HAPPENING GUYS

>> No.14989793
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14989793

30 SECONDS

>> No.14989792

LETS GO!

>> No.14989791

ACTUATORS ACTUATING!!!!

>> No.14989794

India standing by

>> No.14989795

IT'S GONNA FUCKIN BLOW

>> No.14989796

HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING PEEPO

>> No.14989797

HOLY SHIT IT FUCKING EXPLODED TURN ON CNN

>> No.14989798
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14989798

its happening

>> No.14989799

>>14989773
Yes. Diameter of ~30 ft

>> No.14989800

Please explode

>> No.14989801

WE GAAN

>> No.14989802

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14989803

HERE WE FUCKING GO

>> No.14989804

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14989805

I FUCKIN LOVE SCIENCE

>> No.14989806

HOLY SHIT STARSCREAM IS ATTACKING THE ROCKET

>> No.14989807

IT'S WORKING

>> No.14989808

HOLY SHIIIT

>> No.14989809

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

>> No.14989810
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>>14989682
Nevada reportin'

>> No.14989812
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14989812

LFG

>> No.14989814

WE FUCKING WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14989815
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14989815

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL ANON!

>> No.14989816

this is based ngl

>> No.14989817

cool

>> No.14989819

SCIENCE BITCH

>> No.14989820

I'm rising so fucking hard right now

>> No.14989821

perfect launch, the crew has done a tremendous job here - history has been made

>> No.14989823

>people actually think it's going to explode

>> No.14989822

HELL YEAH

>> No.14989824

1 MINUTE <1111

>> No.14989825

SFG IN SHAMBLES

>> No.14989826

A ROCKET WITH W*MEN ON IT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.14989828

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14989827

Night launch sucks

>> No.14989829

kekw it's flying

>> No.14989830
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>> No.14989831

>>14987772
Happening

>> No.14989832

we gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

>> No.14989833

fucking finally jesus christ

>> No.14989834

BROS WE FUCKING DID IT

>> No.14989835

jesus CHRIST SLS is a FAT SLOW piece of shit

>> No.14989836

>128mph
>moon is 238,900 miles
guys this is going to take a long time isn't it

>> No.14989837

>Spessex babbies would never SRBs

>> No.14989838

JESUS look at that plume, it's like a bar of iron.

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>> No.14989841

Get fucked muskrats

>> No.14989840

>>14989823
>he doesn't know

>> No.14989843
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>> No.14989844
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>> No.14989845

I actually can't believe it

>> No.14989847
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14989847

DIVERSITY

>> No.14989846

Money well spent, definitely worth it

>> No.14989849

>>14989827
night launch is kino what are you talking about

>> No.14989850

>>14989772
>Michoud
Geological retard here
never even heard of it

>> No.14989851
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>> No.14989852

they done it

>> No.14989854

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0

>> No.14989853

Look at that baby lighting up the sky, what a beaut

>> No.14989855

we going back

>> No.14989856

I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
IS THIS REAL????

>> No.14989857
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14989857

飛んだ!!!

>> No.14989858 [DELETED] 

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.14989859

rockets don't explode anymore dumbasses

the art of rocketry was perfected in 1969 with Apollo

y'all dumb as hell

>> No.14989860

TO THE MOON

>> No.14989862

Inb4 BOOM

>> No.14989864

So how long to build the next one?

>> No.14989863

HERE WE GO THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

>> No.14989865

>>14989841
when starships launches in 2k25 its over for you

>> No.14989867

GODSPEED SLS

>> No.14989868

SPACE AGE IS NOW A GO

>> No.14989869

>>14989850
NASA assembly factory in New Orleans east. It's where the boosters and everything for SLS was assembled.

>> No.14989870

Flawless SRBs. Doomers BTFO

>> No.14989871

It's zoomin

>> No.14989873

The SRBs actually worked??!?

>> No.14989874

WTF PARTS ARE FALLING OFF

>> No.14989876

>>14989859
This is Space Shuttle tech, bro, the ship that actually blew up more than once, not the Saturn V.

>> No.14989875

>>14989857
CLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>> No.14989877

>those four glowing RS-25s
KINO KINO KINO KINO

>> No.14989878

>>14989857
based

>> No.14989879

GOODBYE SRBS

>> No.14989881

>>14989859
yea but we have diversity hires now.

>> No.14989883
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14989883

Finally, the nuclear warhead has been launched. When will the nuclear winter start?

>> No.14989884

GOING OFF COURSE

>> No.14989886
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14989886

>>14989683
Alright....

>> No.14989887
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>>14989753
>people actually defending SLS
>people actually thinking it's something to be proud of
All the tourists need to leave.

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14989888

>NASA in charge of on-board live camera feeds

>> No.14989889

no onboard?

>> No.14989890

FEEL THE THRUST BABY

>> No.14989891

IT'S HAPPENING
ARTEMIS 2 LET'S GO

>> No.14989892
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14989892

BOOSTER SEPARATION

>> No.14989894

COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.14989895

oh my god they actually fucking did it

>> No.14989896

There goes 2 Billion in labor and investment in booster tech. Better fire up that assembly line in every state to replace them now.

>> No.14989897
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>>14989858
based

>> No.14989900

Nice. When does it land?

>> No.14989899
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14989899

We did it bros.

>> No.14989901

>>14989889
unmanned

>> No.14989902

>>14989881
this

>> No.14989903

KINDA SQUEAKY

>> No.14989905

>>14989886
HOLY

>> No.14989906 [DELETED] 

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.

>> No.14989907

>>14989881
>diversity hires
>still launched flawlessly
uhhhh whitebros? explain this?

>> No.14989908

ruskies why so quiet

>> No.14989909
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14989909

TRUMP DID IT
THE MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT
MAGA

>> No.14989910

>>14989883
So if this thing detonates in actual space, would this be the first out of Earth atmosphere casualties?

>> No.14989912

MISTER PRESIDENT THE SECOND BOOSTER HAS HIT THE TOWER

>> No.14989916
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14989916

SPAAAAAAAAAACE

>> No.14989915

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

>> No.14989917

It's actually in space -ACK

>> No.14989919

>>14798976
>Hear me out on this, i dont really think that SLS will launch, ever.
>>14882666
>if only. 2023 is more likely. they've got a ton of work that they're focused on instead of trying to rush a launch.

Suck it losers

>> No.14989918

>>14989901
I'm talking about a view down the side of the rocket bub

>> No.14989920

>>14989900
Anon, I...

>> No.14989921
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14989921

WHERE'S THE KABOOM
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BIG DIVERSITY DESTROYING KABOOM?

>> No.14989923

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>> No.14989924

>>14989886
Pay for the link faggot

>> No.14989926

Why does NASA use DOS and space X use state of the art systems with cameras on the rocket?

>> No.14989927

>>14989892
beautiful

>> No.14989928

balloon deflating...

>> No.14989929

nominal

>> No.14989930

Godspeed Artemis!

>> No.14989931

VERY BASED. GO ARTEMIS. CHUDS NEED TO COPE

>> No.14989932

-ACK!!!!!!

>> No.14989933

noice!

>> No.14989935

>>14989894
SPACE IS COMING HOME!

>> No.14989936

>>14989926
DOS rules, that's why

>> No.14989938

>NO onboard cams
nasasisters...

>> No.14989939

AAAA NOT THE HECKIN RENDERINO

>> No.14989940

>>14989899
>We
Post Nasa desk now

>> No.14989941

>cgi
pathetic

>> No.14989942

WOAH WHAT THE FUCK THEY SENT A CAMERA ROCKE THAT'S SO FUCKING COOL I LOVE SCIENCE

>> No.14989943

I LOVE DIVERSITY NOW WTF

>> No.14989944
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14989944

>>14989905
>>14989924

>> No.14989945 [DELETED] 

Space isn't real. We never went to the moon. The earth is flat. Niggers tongue my anus.

>> No.14989946 [DELETED] 

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.14989947

>>14989926
Because NASA lives on a shoestring budget, most of which is spent on mantaining the ISS afloat.
This rocket is just scraps from the Space Shuttle program.

>> No.14989948

>CGI

>> No.14989949

>>14989921
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO
WHITES BTFO
>WHITES BTFO

>> No.14989951
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14989951

>> No.14989952

I thought the heckin rocket was supposed to fail because diversity troons?

>> No.14989953

Changbros...
We didn't reverse engineer this version...

>> No.14989954
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14989954

bros i fucking love the united states of america

>> No.14989955
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14989955

>>14989931
>rocket is shaped like a penis
lol you lost again

>> No.14989956

/cam3

>> No.14989959

webm of launch?

>> No.14989960

getting jwst flashbacks with the render

>> No.14989961

>>14989940
>pay taxes
>taxes fund NASA
I'm taking credit for this accomplishment.

>> No.14989962

we did it bros

>> No.14989963

>>14989899
Did what?

>> No.14989964

cannot believe its been 5 minutes

>> No.14989967
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14989967

Genuinely excited for the moon photos lads

>> No.14989966

>>14989952
It's still got six weeks bro.

>> No.14989968
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14989968

Greetings from the Space Coast

>> No.14989969
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14989969

I SAW IT FROM MY HOUSE

>> No.14989970

>>14989953
changsisters can't into diversity

>> No.14989972

I've been spoiled by SpaceX launches, man, those have live footage the entire time.

>> No.14989973

5 minutes since launch seems like it'll actually do pretty well.

>> No.14989975

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

>> No.14989976

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.14989978

>>14989969
I saw you outside taking the photo!

>> No.14989979

>>14989959
Trimming now, 3MB is going to look like shit

>> No.14989980

>>14989967
there are an insane amount of 4k cameras all over this mission

>> No.14989981

Diversity sisters ... we won

>> No.14989982

>>14989952
What is this, an Astra launch?

>> No.14989983
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14989983

Chinese news tier animation

>> No.14989984
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14989984

so fucking fake cgi shit

>> No.14989985

>future of human spaceflight
lmao

>> No.14989986

I was here when rockets

>> No.14989987

its crazy how fast it lifted

>> No.14989988

>>14989953
We would be better off if they did. Trying to replicate the RS-25 would probably take them 2 decades, and that wildly convoluted borderline piece of lostech is already outdated.

>> No.14989989

>>14989964
countdown takes forever and then launch just speeds by
such is life...

>> No.14989991
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14989991

>>14989968
>>14989969
nice

>> No.14989990
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14989990

>keeps on repeating on how she's surprised that it actually flew

>> No.14989992

>>14989972
Fuck, me too. Was just gonna say that. This feels like India-tier shit.

>> No.14989993

Bros we watching kerbal space program.

>> No.14989994
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14989994

>>14989976
we won (again)

>> No.14989995

WE CAME
WE SAW
WE GAAN

>> No.14989996

>>14989969
pinpointing your location right now, sending pizzas

>> No.14989997
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14989997

they dont have live cameras on the upper stages like spacex ?

>> No.14989999

>>14989968
>>14989969
fake

>> No.14990000

WAIT ANON HOW BIG IS SPACE?

>> No.14990001

>>14989982
No, this is significantly less gay than an Astra launch.
t. used to work there

>> No.14990002

>>14989980
Except on the actual rocket, it seems.

>> No.14990003
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14990003

Haha it feels great to be an American!

>> No.14990004

>>14987772
Bet OP feels stupid now

>> No.14990005

>>14989984
it's a fucking simulation you mong

>> No.14990006

>>14989984
>>14989983
Show some respect for the Kerbals onboard

>> No.14990007
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14990007

> Positing a CGI image instead of whatever the camera is actually seeing.
Come on

>> No.14990009

>>14989986
rockets went pfffwoooooshhhhh
i clapped

>> No.14990011
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14990011

>>14989967
Have a Moon photo.

>> No.14990012

>>14989983
>>14989984
>NASA faked the moonlanding in the 70s with THIS animation quality
LMAO

>> No.14990013

>>14989967
as am I

>> No.14990015 [DELETED] 
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14990015

OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

>> No.14990014

>>14990000
pretty big

>> No.14990016

>>14989997
They do, they're just waiting for separation or something. No cameras on the core though.

>> No.14990017

>>14989992
more like ariane tier shit, indian streams are ebetter

>> No.14990019

>>14990004
yeah I do lol
oof

>> No.14990018

>>14989959
Converting right now, hope it looks okay

>> No.14990020
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14990020

Press F to pay respects to those RS-25's.

>> No.14990021

>>14989969
>>14989968
im going to reverse engineer the position of your house and come visit you

>> No.14990022

>>14989997
Be glad the stream isn't in 720p.

>> No.14990024

>>14989983
back in the day we just used to say "made in china"

>> No.14990025

>>14989984
based schizo

>> No.14990026
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>>14989966

>> No.14990027

>>14989881
trump lost

>> No.14990028
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14990028

>>14989954
>XB-70
F

>> No.14990029
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14990029

New pictures coming in

>> No.14990030

>>14989990
same, Rocket-chan, same.

>> No.14990033
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14990033

>literal cgi
and you fucking retards actually believe this shit

>> No.14990034

>>14989997
Please understand, not in their $40bn budget.

>> No.14990037

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyETj5qa-Fg

>> No.14990038
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14990038

>>14989967
>4k, if not 8k photos and videos of the moons surface
>live commentary of someone on the moon for the first time since the 70s
makes me want to major in aerospace engineering damnit

>> No.14990039

Billions of dollars, can't even put a camera on the rocket

>> No.14990040

>>14990020
Big F, they didn't deserve to be put on an expendable rocket in 2022

>> No.14990041

>>14989984
>>14989983
>>14990033
>literally say it's CGI
>GUYS IT'S FUCKING CGI

>> No.14990042

>>14990018
>>14989979
heroes

>> No.14990045

Why don't they have more data and diagrams on the screen? I want to see things like how fast it's moving, where it is, etc.

>> No.14990046

>>14989981
anyone really thinks diversity hires do actual enginering work? they're in human resources and marketing

>> No.14990047

Wait, they just slingshotting or is this one putting someone back on the moon?

>> No.14990048

https://4stats.io/
>1077%
WE FUCKING DID IT /SCI/BROS
ONE THOUSAND PERCENT

>> No.14990049

>1077%
>1077%
WE DID IT

>> No.14990051
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14990051

>>14989960
IT'S ALL HAPPENING IN SPACE!

>> No.14990052

MECO

>> No.14990053
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14990053

Will SLS go down as the absolute worst money pit in NASA history?
>4 billion each
>70's technology
>a decade behind schedule
>so worthless it can't even get into low moon orbit, much less land on it
>almost a 100 billion in total

>> No.14990054

Holy shit it's lke ESA

>> No.14990056

Orbit attained

>> No.14990057

OK can I go to bed now

>> No.14990058
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14990058

Orbit!

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14990060

guys i am from the future, here is one of the photos the spaceship will take

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14990061

oh my science THEYRE FUCKING LAUNCHING

>> No.14990062

LET'S GO

>> No.14990063

>sls worked
fuck

>> No.14990065

Why is it not manned? I don't understand.

>> No.14990064

>>14990047
No, it's going to the Moon, spend 3 weeks orbiting it then come back.
Won't put people on the Moon until at least the third mission, 2026 at the soonest.

>> No.14990066

NASA is and will always be terrible at presentation, even ISRO is better at this point

>> No.14990068

I said months, maybe years ago "SLS will beat Starship to orbit, and it won't be close."

I was LAUGHED AT, MOCKED.
We'll who's laughing now?

>> No.14990070

>>14990057
Yeah.

>> No.14990072

>>14990026
I don't know why you're coping that, six weeks is a long time for something to go wrong.

>> No.14990073

>>14990049
based 4statsbro

>> No.14990074

>>14990053

can't remember Ares I can you?

>> No.14990075

boogy boogy

>> No.14990076
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14990076

ORBITTTTTT

>> No.14990077

>>14990058
kerbal tier

>> No.14990078

Who wins in a renderology contest?
>Roscosmos
>”private” Chinese spaceflight
>NASA
>Spacex fanboys on twitter

>> No.14990079

>NOT A SINGLE ONBOEARD CAMERA

>> No.14990080

>>14990061
keyed

>> No.14990081

>>14990047
It's uncrewed. A big ol nothing burger. Artemis 2 will have a crew that just flies by the moon. Artemis 3 will land on it. Supposedly.

>> No.14990082

>>14990068
it was close

>> No.14990083

>>14990065
same reason apollo 5 wasn't manned

>> No.14990084

>>14990066
>even ISRO is better at this point
Not really, but ISRO has SOVL.

>> No.14990085

>>14990063
It was literally 100% perfectly flawless bros

>> No.14990086

I don't want to sound racist, but I think SpaceX could have done a better job with the amount of money this cost

>> No.14990087

>>14989984
Hi, I dont respect (you)r Opinion cause you're black, thanks.

>> No.14990088

>my boeing shares
I am going to be so rich tomorrow. No matter what happens in the rest of the mission, SLS proved its worth. Boeing is back.

>> No.14990089

>>14990066
Fr not even telemetry screens

>> No.14990090
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>> No.14990092
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14990092

Moons looking a little different tonight

>> No.14990093

>>14990065
Because NASA learned their lesson after Apollo 2 of not putting people on a brand new rocket.

>> No.14990091 [DELETED] 
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14990091

SHUT THE FUCK UP FOID

>> No.14990096

>>14990065
they didnt want someone to blow up just in case they messed something up. they haven't done something like this in over 50 years after all. plus they need to setup the groundwork for the actual manned missions beforehand

>> No.14990097

>>14990079
Just trust the science chud

>> No.14990098

>>14990064
Oh, so more recent pics at least and never putting people back on the moon.

>> No.14990099

Good job oldspace, I suppose. Credit given where it's due. Starship's first orbital launch is still going to blow this away, though.

>> No.14990100

>>14990090
very nice

>> No.14990101
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14990101

>solar array deploy
>mfw that's when the mission fails

>> No.14990102

>>14989997
No one at NASA actually thought it would make it this far, so they decided to save a few bucks.

>> No.14990103

8.8 MILLION POUNDS OF THRUST

>> No.14990104

>>14990082
starshit hasn't even left the pad

>> No.14990105

>>14990065
no balls.

>> No.14990106

>IT WASN'T REAL
you heard it from NASA first lads

>> No.14990107

https://twitter.com/bnjacobs/status/1592773134150926336

god i fucking love the crackling sound of rockets

>> No.14990109
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14990109

>>14990078
SpaceX at least puts on cameras.

>>14990098
On the SLS? Maybe, maybe not.
If Starship doesn't suffer any delays it could land on the Moon in mid 2024.

>> No.14990111

>>14990090
https://youtu.be/2i_7SyaMFEU?t=64

>> No.14990112

>>14990090
kino fucking camera shaking

>> No.14990113

PICTURE PERFCT

>> No.14990114

>>14990065

SLS 1's mission is:

>full scale systems test before human crewed missions
>deployment of a communications satellite that will support NASA's new space station around the moon

Human crews come later with SLS-3 and human moon landings won't happen until after NASA's ISS replacement is in orbit in the early 2030s.

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>> No.14990117

>>14990068
The Starship flight is planned for early December right? It's mid november, that seems pretty close

>> No.14990118

soiboy crying on one of the streams

>> No.14990120

>>14990048
>/sci/ faster than /tv/
Holy shit

>> No.14990119

>>14990103
That bitch is soaking wet

>> No.14990121

>>14990086
I think a redneck with that money could have made the best meth ever made

>> No.14990122

>>14990068
Too bad the real rocket SLS intended to beat was Falcon Heavy.

>> No.14990123

>>14990090
that shot from the tower is the most kino launch shot since the Saturn

>> No.14990124

>8.8 million pounds of thrust
what did she mean by this

>> No.14990126
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14990126

EXPROOOOOUUUUUUUUSION

>> No.14990127

>>14990099
any rocket with SRBs beats any rocket that doesn't in terms of launch beauty

>> No.14990128

>>14990066
People across the world already worship NASA, they don't need to spend much resources on presentation.

>> No.14990129

SPACE IS FLAT!

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>>14990005
>>14990006
>>14990012
>>14990041
>>14990087
KSP 2 LEAKED GAMEPLAY

YOU NIGGERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS REAL LOL

>> No.14990131
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chuds malding

>> No.14990132

Who did it better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViNcBQ8cDA0

>> No.14990133

>>14990090
beautiful best ive seen since saturn v

>> No.14990135

>>14990118
post screenshot

>> No.14990137

>>14990107
now THATS a fuckin night launch

>> No.14990138
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14990138

>>14990090
Pure Kino

>> No.14990139

>>14990090
Holy shit that was fast off the pad

>> No.14990140
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14990140

>it actually worked

>> No.14990141

>>14990127
>big ass steam cloud from worthless death sticks
Lol no

>> No.14990143

>>14990078
Roscosmos has really upped their game with the HUD render. Now they show the full stage, expected burn duration, staging time, everything

>> No.14990144

>>14990090
Shitposting aside, I'm glad I saw this little bit of history being made.

>> No.14990145

>>14990131
>That fucking guy on the left

>> No.14990146

>>14990118
The spaceflight stream is fucked

>> No.14990147

>>14990131
Imagine the smell

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>>14990115
no arrow

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14990150

>>14990130
my ksp1 install looks better than that

>> No.14990149

>>14990085
My digits literally confirmed this would happen, no surprise.

>> No.14990151

>>14989994
>>14990003
America will be brown by 2040

>> No.14990152

>>14990091
megan is so annoying

>> No.14990153
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14990153

>>14990079
There are, there were a few frames but it glitched and they switched immediately
>>14990084
NASA didn't really do anything this launch at all besides ground cameras and a render. I hope the photographers got good shots because night launches are always cool especially with those plumes, can't wait for some long exposures

>> No.14990154

Not a single onboard camera is such a massive L, captures zero imagination

>> No.14990155

>>14990092

> NASA launches metal thingy to the moon
> Ends up hitting skull shaped meteor with a wooden door
> Metal thingy gets kicked out to space
Is this where Americans' taxes are going?

>> No.14990156
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14990156

>I don't know what he's telling me to do

>> No.14990157

cum check

>> No.14990159
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14990159

>>14990131
diversity and inclusion won

>> No.14990160

>>14990130
>>14990150
Fucking no one thinks that's real footage retard, that CGI is aimed at showing the orientation of the ship.
How fucking low IQ are you.

>> No.14990161

>>14989921
WHITE COPE

>> No.14990162

>>14990131
>the diversity hires are actually competent at their jobs
Well now what? What arguments can whitoids use to claim diversity hires are a bad thing?

>> No.14990163

>>14990140
american exceptionalism strikes again

>> No.14990164

>>14990131
>One white guy double checking the work of all these diversity hires
The struggle.

>> No.14990165

>>14990090

Beautiful.

I wish i was on the ground to feel the thrust in muh ballllllllls

>> No.14990166
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14990166

>NASA STREAM QUALITY

>> No.14990167

We saw shit, just as in chinese launches.

>> No.14990172 [DELETED] 
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14990172

OMGSISA I CANT BELIEVE THEYRE SENDING A HECKIN VALID BLACK POC TRANS WOMAN TO THE MOONARINO

>> No.14990174
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14990174

>>14990131
Literally me

>> No.14990173

>>14990131
is the nigger sleeping on the lower left

>> No.14990175

i can hear you

>> No.14990176

>>14990119
I just wanna hold her bros

>> No.14990177

>>14990107
holy fuck that's bright.

>> No.14990178
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14990178

Good job guys

>> No.14990180

>>14990162
What, this rocket is 80s tech and costs a billion per launch.
It took the US 50 years to go back to the starting line, and that's when they actually put people on the Moon.

>> No.14990182

>>14990165
>he wasn't pumping the bass through the speakers
put it on repeat and ejaculate to it

>> No.14990183

WHAT A MOMENT!

>> No.14990184

>>14990139
Those SRBs are no fucking joke

>> No.14990186

>posing for the history books
I hate government

>> No.14990187

>team of rocket scientists can't figure out how to use a microphone

>> No.14990188

>can launch a rocket into space
>can't operate a microphone
fucking boomers

>> No.14990189

>>14990172
Too bad we can't send them all to the moon alongside you, faggot.

>> No.14990193

>large fireball
>bright light obstructs vision, smoke fills air
>rocket moves upwards(???)
>everyone claps
you guys actually believe in rockets?

>> No.14990195
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14990195

WE ARE GOING

>> No.14990198

>/sci/ at 1160% activity
/sci/bros...we've made the big leagues.

>> No.14990199

>americlaps have taken over the nasa stream
cool launch but this is cringe im out

>> No.14990200

>>14990182

Artghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.14990201

THIS IS OUR MOMENT FUCK YEAH

>> No.14990203

>>14990090
muskrats can only dream of reaching this level of kino

>> No.14990202

>FIRST STEP TOWARDS MARS!
Lmao. No. Moon mission is inconsequential.

>> No.14990204
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14990204

here comes the sun

took this from my dorm in daytona

>> No.14990206

>>14990159
> Implying all USA's space proyects weren't carried on by Nazi scientists brought to the USA in Operation Paperclip.

>> No.14990205

Cool, I'll be back for the manned mission.

>> No.14990208

>>14990193
kill yourself schizoid

>> No.14990209

>>14990139
>>14990184
Camera angle. It was not particularly fast off the pad.

>> No.14990210
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14990210

>>14990107
Resident Night-Dwelling creatures :

>> No.14990211
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14990211

WTF???? WHERE'S ALL THE PEOPLE OF COLOR?????????? THIS IS FUCKING RACIST!!!!!!

>> No.14990213

>>14990195
WE WUZ ASTRONAUT N SHIIETTT

>> No.14990214

Bros imagine seeing a livestream GoPro of the fucking moon.

>> No.14990215

>>14990204
Thats a UFO retard

>> No.14990216

>>14990140
Look at em go!

>> No.14990217

>>14990195
I'm glad our first thought is affirmative action when we think space exploration.

>> No.14990218

inspire generations to cum

>> No.14990219 [DELETED] 
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14990219

>Too bad we can't send them all to the moon alongside you, faggot

>> No.14990220

>>14990193
Are you so low IQ you think a rocket is some kind of otherwordly tech?
Hell, this rocket is an obsolete, expensive piece of crap.

>> No.14990222

alright it's over, everyone go to bed

>> No.14990224

>>14990107
It does make my dick hard, yeah.

>> No.14990226

racists btfo

>> No.14990227

>>14990177
Videos and pictures don't do launches justice. They are so insanely loud and so insanely bright. It's like staring into the sun while a train passes right by your head.

>> No.14990229

>>14990208
You mean schizo

>> No.14990230
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14990230

>>14990090
Got it in 720P
Going to see what happens with 1080

>> No.14990231
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14990231

>Artemis Launch T+0:17:00

>> No.14990232

THE TIE HAS BEEN CUT!

>> No.14990233

So are the boosters going to land on drone ships or return to launch site?

>> No.14990234
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14990234

wat

>> No.14990236
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14990236

Musk rats STRAIGHT SEETHING. SLS GODS showing that man-child how it's done.

>> No.14990235

CIRCUMCISION RITUAL
CIRCUMCISION RITUAL
CIRCUMCISION RITUAL
CIRCUMCISION RITUAL
CIRCUMCISION RITUAL

>> No.14990237

>>14990211
LOOK AT ALL THESE ARYAN COLONIZERS

>> No.14990241
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>>14990206
and now they're carried by the cute and valid members of a diverse team

>> No.14990242
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14990242

>>14990160
>"N-NO!! The cartoon is real!!"

>> No.14990244

>Diversity and troons won
Implyning
These hires and troons are literally propaganda, the real people who worked on this are ghosts that are not supposed to be appear to the public, and this is literally how a lot of it works in a fuckton of industries and business where "MUH DIVERSITY" is a mantra

>> No.14990243
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14990243

Bombshell

>> No.14990245

>>14990211
All the important people went to sleep chud. :)

>> No.14990246

>>14990233
They're actually inflating their heat shields and will land on the water for ships to recover them.

>> No.14990247

as an american citizen i claim partial credit for this. say thank you non americans.

>> No.14990248

>>14990236
it gave me an erection

>> No.14990249
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14990249

>>14990090
From a bunch of filthy colonials to being two timing moon visitors
We've certainly come far
https://youtu.be/sfuLrny00t4

>> No.14990250

>>14990211
lady in green cute as hell
>tfw no space gf

>> No.14990251

>>14990243
I love her

>> No.14990252

>>14990241
would

>> No.14990253 [DELETED] 
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14990253

>Musk rats STRAIGHT SEETHING. SLS GODS showing that man-child how it's done.

>> No.14990254

>>14990242
It isn't, fucking everyone knows it isn't real dumbass, it's a fucking computer pic made to show how the ship is oriented.
Are you American or a millennial?

>> No.14990255

Did I see Michael Collins?

>> No.14990256

>>14990249
You mean zero time moon visitors?

>> No.14990257
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14990257

>>14990131

>> No.14990259

>>14990236
samefag leftypozzer. nobody is even talking about musk except you

>> No.14990263

>>14990204
swamp gas

>> No.14990264

>>14990204
That's a nice picture Anon

>> No.14990266

one benefit of the night launch: could see the SRBs sparkle as they died out. I don't think I'd ever seen that for a shuttle launch

>> No.14990267

>>14990241
until they off themselves

>> No.14990269

Someone post that astronaut killing moon rabbits

>> No.14990270

>>14990256
Shut up Russkie
You cant even beat a shithole like Ukraine

>> No.14990271

>>14990244
Cope chud, you LOST.

>> No.14990272

>>14989725
Best Carolina is south Carolina

>> No.14990273
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14990273

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14990274

GET FUCKED MUSKY BOY

>> No.14990275
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14990275

>>14990252
who's the /sci/ queen?

>> No.14990276

>>14990247
It's fucking embarrassing seeing tourists think SLS is something to be proud of.

>> No.14990277

How the fuck did we pull this off in '69? Why did it take so long to get back to this point?

>> No.14990278

>>14990236
Reminder that in 2025NASA will be buying tickets for the Starship because the US government will refuse to pay billions of dollars per launch, specially when there's no Soviet Union to dickwave.
If the Saturn V got cancelled, so will this one as soon a they can.

>> No.14990279

>>14990241
any source on ceo of trans in argentina? doing some research for a friend

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14990280

>samefag leftypozzer. nobody is even talking about musk except you

>> No.14990281

>>14990270
Keep reading MSM libtard

>> No.14990282

well, that was awesome. what happens next?

>> No.14990283

CAMERAS ON THE ARRAYS COMING

>> No.14990284

>>14990243
I have to produce offspring with her urgently

>> No.14990285 [DELETED] 
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14990285

THE NIGGER ROCKET WILL CRASH HH

>> No.14990287

>>14990274
today NASA announced they're paying SpaceX for another moon landing

>> No.14990289

>>14990255
No, the IRA assassinated him 100 years ago.

>> No.14990290

>>14990257
thanks for this, its great

>> No.14990291

>>14990234
tie cutting. it's an old air force/nasa tradition. after your first launch as a controller you get your tie cut in half by your predecessor

>> No.14990292

>>14990230
Can you do like a dogshit 360p for those of use trying to upload to discord without nitro?

>> No.14990293

muskrats seething

>> No.14990295

>>14990277
Look into Walt Disney. It was CGI then.

>> No.14990296

>>14990236
>Bring up Musk out of nowhere
Rent free.

>> No.14990297
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14990297

/pol/ bros everyone is laughing at us...

>> No.14990299

>>14990090
God that's beautiful

>> No.14990300

THERE'S CAMERAS YOU FUCKING RETARDS? WHY DID YOU FAGGOTS LIE

>> No.14990301

>>14990282
starship in two weeks

>> No.14990302
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14990302

>>14990241
>9 Women looking beings called Trans in pic
So, are those 9 men?

>> No.14990303

>>14990033
it's not an actual image of the rocket that launched you street shitting faggot

>> No.14990305

>>14990277
4%gdp
people who lived through ww2 sense of duty

>> No.14990306

>>14990293
it's great to see isnt it

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14990307

>It isn't, fucking everyone knows it isn't real dumbass, it's a fucking computer pic made to show how the ship is oriented.
>Are you American or a millennial?

>> No.14990308

>>14990243
She's average.

>> No.14990311 [DELETED] 
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14990311

>and now they're carried by the cute and valid members of a diverse team

>> No.14990312

>>14990277
Back then the US government didnt see feeding niggers as a serious budget concern
Also the Soviets were a legit enemy

>> No.14990313

>>14990292
Wait isn't the upload limit like 8MB? the 3MB ones uploaded should work

>> No.14990315

>>14990195
It would be hilarious if the case the Supreme Court was hearing about affirmative action set a legal president that forced NASA to scrap the woman and person of color thing.

>> No.14990317
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14990317

K I N O

>> No.14990319

There. We have onboard cameras on the solar array.
Stop whining you crybabies.

>> No.14990318
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14990318

>>14990131

>> No.14990320

>>14990305
lol we fought on the wrong side in ww2
there's no (((duty)))

>> No.14990321

they need to ditch these lame CGI screens and just show the camera feed, even if it's shit.

>> No.14990322

>PICTURES
PICTURES
>PICTURES
PICTURES
>PICTURES
PICTURES
>PICTURES
PICTURES>PICTURES
PICTURES
>PICTURES
PICTURES

>> No.14990323
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14990323

==FIRE==

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14990324

>>14990291
>Noooo its a diversity ritual

>> No.14990326

>>14990317
absolutely

>> No.14990327

>>14990277
Because NASA had a blank check, the entire US military at their service and a literal genius leading their engineering.
A single Saturn V launch cost 1.3 billion dollars, which was only worth paying because it was quite literally a war with the Soviets.

The Soviet Union couldn't keep up, so they stopped as soon as they could.

>> No.14990329

>soijak poster has down sydrome
color me surprised

>> No.14990330

fake

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>THERE'S CAMERAS YOU FUCKING RETARDS? WHY DID YOU FAGGOTS LIE

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14990332

>chuds malding
you lost, artemis won

>> No.14990333

Why are these fucking Muttoid scum using fucking Imperial?

>> No.14990334
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14990334

>>14990272
Quiet you.

>> No.14990335

>>14990313
It doesn't want to play nice for whatever reason and I'm not getting out of bed to boot up the desktop. Nor do I really care if I can't upload a webm for my disinterested discord friends.

>> No.14990337
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14990337

>>14990317
>ITS LITERALLY FLAT
H O L Y S H I T

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>>14990330
true, look at the monitor it's literally the thing from kerbal space program

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14990340

>>14990230
>>14990335
1080p one just finished so I'll do a 360

>> No.14990341

>>14990338
smartest poltard

>> No.14990342

Boys, it's round

>> No.14990343
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14990343

>true, look at the monitor it's literally the thing from kerbal space program

>> No.14990344
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14990344

so called "free thinkers" when someone mentions tR@mmys in a thread about spaceships (its just a 8ot lol)

>> No.14990345
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>>14990213
Yes.

>> No.14990346

guys give me some copium. What's the chance it could still fail?

>> No.14990347

>>14990338
That's an HSI you fucking mongoloid

>> No.14990348

array deploy confirmed

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>>14990337
> It was flat the whole time.
Well, I am feeling like the biggest retard rightnow

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>>14990333
because they're in space and you're not, faggot

>> No.14990352

>>14990343
coal

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>>14990254
>join stream
>literally just cgi from beginning to end
And you actually think there was a launch LOL you're retarded mate.

>> No.14990356

>>14990345
based black man (not a nigger)

>> No.14990357

>>14990335
>t doesn't want to play nice for whatever reason
It's because it's encoded to vp9 and whatever is decoding it on your system is outdated and slow for you.

>> No.14990358

>>14990355
It's showing the cameras now, they couldn't activate them when the boosters were attached.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INf9LwaEGKU

>> No.14990359
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14990359

>>14990346
>literally rooting against his country for “muh culture war”
Fuck you

>> No.14990360

>>14990346
well there's still the orbit raise burn and the lunar injection burn in the next two hours

>> No.14990362
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>>soijak poster has down syndrome
>color me surprised

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14990364

>le funny le pretending XDXD

>> No.14990365

when's TLI
this fucking stream is shit for telemetry/timing

>> No.14990367

Still not as kino as the Saturn V
https://youtu.be/46BW5IfshCE

>> No.14990368

>>14990359
how are you sure that's an american anyway? 4chan has been crawling with turd worlders for years at this point

>> No.14990369
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14990369

America is the greatest country in the world

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14990370

>>14990273
>>14990343
Rare Kerbals

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14990372

>>14990355
I have the feeling the flat earthers are just a CIA psyop to make anyone who disagrees with official stories as retarded.
As if NASA hasn't slipped up constantly about all the shit there is on space and the Moon.

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14990373

>>14990340

>> No.14990374

>>14990359
>“muh culture war”
That's a pretty big deal, yeah.

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14990375

>>14990350
why is he doing that
stop it
you are not a bunny

>> No.14990376
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14990376

>guys give me some copium. What's the chance it could still fail?

>> No.14990377

>>14990340
Thank you!

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>>14990334
I'm sorry which state was the first to rebel in the civil war?

>> No.14990379

THEY HAVE A LOT OF MONITORS TO MONITOR!

>> No.14990380

>dont use 8ot triggerwords
>don't get responses
curious

>> No.14990381

>>14990373
>>14990377

>> No.14990382
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14990382

Look at this logo. We /starfleet/ now.

>> No.14990384
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14990384

Spacex Bros..... No...

>> No.14990387

ETA to the moon?

>> No.14990388

SLS....is real....

>> No.14990389

>>14990365
"SHORTLY AFTER THE PRM BURN IS WHAT SHE SAID"

>> No.14990391

>>14990384
why did musk think this was a good design for a moon rocket

>> No.14990392

>>14990332
Chud here.

Cute bulge.

>> No.14990393

VERY BASED LAUNCH TODAY. THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING WITH ME

>> No.14990394

>>14990338
Vertical horizon is a bad sign.

>> No.14990396
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14990396

>Ria listening to KSP music
i love her so much bros

>> No.14990395

>>14990373
Danke Schoen anon

>> No.14990397

>>14990387
Five days iirc.

>> No.14990398

I'M GONNA WALK ON YOUR FACE

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14990400

HOLY HECKING SCIENCE I AM SO SCIENCING WORRIED THE LGBTQ FLAG THEY STICK ON THE MOON WONT BE BIPOC INCLUSIVE

>> No.14990402

>>14990384
B-But the heckin water towers!!!!!!!!

>> No.14990403

>>14990397
Amazing how close it looks. Moon must be huge.

>> No.14990405
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14990405

>This piece of shit finally flew

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>>14990090
>>14990230
>>14990340
>>14990373

>> No.14990408

>>14990391
BECAUSE HE ISNT AN ENGINEER. HE'S BRAINDEAD MORON

>> No.14990409
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>>14990392
its ok chud, you're cute and valid too!

>> No.14990410

>>14990384
Artemis relies on Spaceship too.

>> No.14990413

So realistically when is the landing happening?

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>>14990355
>literally just cgi from beginning to end
> several delays
Are you telling me all the delays of this "launch" were because NASA was still rendering this ultrarealistic CGI video?

>> No.14990412

>>14990384
What about it, this thing is the real future entirely due to cost.
The SLS didn't fix the problem of the Saturn V of costing billions per launch.

>>14990391
Because the flaps are needed to make it flip when landing on Earth.

>> No.14990415

well that's cool. You can see the core stage in the distance still in orbit from one of the on-board cameras!

>> No.14990416

>>14990391
It's not, rather bad for the Moon. It's a Mars and LEO rocket.

>> No.14990418

>>14990403
It is. It's so large that if it were any other planet with a moon that large we might call it a binary system.

>> No.14990419

>>14990369
'twas the month for sciencemass, no-one was around, taken off from their spaceships, left the presents on the ground

>> No.14990421

>>14990367
>50fps "enhanced"
>5 million cuts a second
no thanks

>> No.14990422

can i just take a minute to say
BASED FUCKING RED CREW

>> No.14990423

>>14990369
I wish, but it is now a rotten structure of degeneracy, decay, and filth.

>> No.14990424
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14990424

Nani?

>> No.14990425

>>14990397
>Five days
eh, i can wait

>> No.14990426

>>14990384
>>14990391
Reminder that NASA literally gave 2.5 billion for the development of Starship because they know they need it.
Even NASA knows the SLS isn't sustainable.

>> No.14990427

>>14990211
>let's talk about space anon
>NO I WANNA TALK ABOUT POLITICS

>> No.14990428

>>14990378
Fair, but you were cockteasing it since 1828 though, so you were going to be the first anyway.

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>>14990409
>its ok chud, you're cute and valid too!

>> No.14990430

>>14990413
Many years.

>> No.14990431
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14990431

>>14990391
Because it isn't. This is.

>> No.14990433

>>14990413
By 2030

>> No.14990434

>>14990422
Agreed
>BASED FUCKING RED CREW

>> No.14990436

NASA literally just beat the Saturn V

>> No.14990437

>>14990413
2028? 2 isn't happening until early 2024 at the earliest and there's still a lot on the table planning wise

>> No.14990438

you bitches better have a successful space mission. last time tax payers money went towards science, they were still building the S.S.C so you fucks BETTER be successful in space.

>> No.14990440

>>14990424
there's something spraying out of the stage too...

>> No.14990441

>>14990413
Artemis 3

>> No.14990443

>Crewed mission is in Artemis 2 on 2024
jesus christ lmao

>> No.14990442

>>14990413
It's not landing.
This thing will fly to the Moon, stay there for 3 weeks and come back.
Actual, crewed landing with the SLS 2026 at the soonest.

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14990444

>/sci/ is linked on /pol/
>post quality drops considerably
I condemn such vermin

>> No.14990445

>>14990413
Never

>> No.14990447

Why can't I just enjoy this NASA launch success without bunkertroons making this to be some kind of loss for Elon Musk for some reason.

>> No.14990446

>>14990369
>was
America died on 9/11

>> No.14990449

>>14990431
>tips over and explodes

>> No.14990450

>>14990369
I'm trans btw

>> No.14990451

Clear dancing to ksp music is so fucking cute oh my GOD

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>>14990358
whaoooo! cool map videogames!
>>14990414
its the least subtle fakery I've ever seen even apollo was more convincing.

>> No.14990453

>His name is literally Chad
Holy fuck

>> No.14990454

>>14990447
Turns out cutting off your dick makes you angry.

>> No.14990455

>>14990443
Wait till you find out what that 2024 date hinges on. Hint: it's something that cost a billion dollars and still hasn't been built.

>> No.14990456

>>14990408
the falcon program was incredibly successful, the starship is such a blatant space tour bus designed to do suborbital hops to collect shekels from rich people its insane, this thing is a shit design for doing anything important in space

>> No.14990457

Her teeth are distracting.

>> No.14990458

>>14990447
Because they think their social media squabbles affect real life, and don't know that NASA and SpaceX need each other.
SpaceX to have a client, and NASA to have cheap flights.

>> No.14990459

CHAD SAVING THE DAY

>> No.14990460

>>14990424
Is that the core?

>> No.14990462

>>14990446
*1865

>> No.14990464

Black men will champion the new space race.

>> No.14990463

>>14990444
ah, that explains it. I was wondering why the quality of the thread went down so much after the launch

>> No.14990465

>>14990440
It's called a reaction control system. Yes, stuff gets sprayed out in order to change the inclination.

>> No.14990466

>>14990436
No they didn't you fucking retard. This rocket can only get 2/3 of the payload to the moon.

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>>14990400
Is that all for today? Can I go to sleep now?

>> No.14990469

>>14990418
I thought binary systems required the center of mass of the whole system to be outside of either body.

>> No.14990470

>>14990456
exactly. it will fail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36o4UrS9OS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36o4UrS9OS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36o4UrS9OS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36o4UrS9OS4

>> No.14990471

>>14990449
>What is RCS and cold-gas thrusters?

>> No.14990472

>>14990431
>wind blows
>it tips over
nice design dumbass

>> No.14990474

>>14990195
WE HOMUS ERECTUS

>> No.14990475

>>14990456
The Starship is just a reusable heavy lift rocket aimed at interplanetary travel, what do you expect from it?
You are not going to have astronauts sitting for 3 months on an Orion capsule.

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>>14990451
I'm not even a vtuberfag but that laugh she did was something else

>> No.14990477

>>14990465
no, there's something consistently venting from the icps

>> No.14990478 [DELETED] 

>>14990427
>With Artemis missions, NASA will land the first woman and first person of color on the Moon
It's literally a billion-dollar advertisement for leftism. Conveniently you faggots only whine about "politicization" when it hurts your side

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>>14990451
>enter VAB
>music starts

>> No.14990481

>>14990466
Seethe, Saturn V isnt even third place most thrust now. Cry little faggot cry hahahaha

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>space exists

>> No.14990486

>RED CREW INTERVIEW
>ALL THREE ARE GIGACHARD

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14990489

Alright you magnificent bastards, it's been a pleasure shitposting with you. Thanks for keeping me awake so that I saw it live. Years of bantz has finally come together. Now, I go to sleep, so that I can get back to work on the Dragon capsule tomorrow. But before I go, one final, unironic image at last...

I KNEEL

>> No.14990490

>>14990452
>ball from KSP visible
>flat(??) map of earth on screen
>dozens of computer monitors with task manager open many times to look like they're doing work
imagine believing in space

>> No.14990491

>>14990470
>it will fail
Dude, you are cheering for the SLS, which is almost 6 years late.
The Starship has actually been on schedule so far.

>> No.14990492

>>14990469
The Earth-Moon barycenter is pretty close to Earth's surface at any given time.

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>>14990431
comparing this thing to the other HLS candidates was so goddamn hilarious, it was literally like pic related

>> No.14990494

>>14990457
I hate the gesticulating so much. Immediate retard flag.

>> No.14990495

FLY ME TO THE MOON

>> No.14990497

>>14990484
Yes, nothing exists outside the shadow images in the cave. Stay there.

>> No.14990498

>>14990476
Is there a screenshot of this? I eant to take it over to /vt/

>> No.14990499

>>14990365
This was the original schedule, so around 1:30 MET

1:04 a.m. - Liftoff
1:06:12 a.m. - Solid Rocket Booster separation (Mission Elapsed Time 00:02:12)
1:07:11 a.m. - Service module fairing jettison (MET 00:03:11)
1:07:16 a.m. - Launch abort system jettison (MET 00:03:16)
1:12:03 a.m. – Core stage main engine cutoff commanded (MET 00:08:03)
1:12:15 a.m. – Core Stage/ICPS separation (MET 00:08:15)
1:22:09 a.m. – Orion Solar Array Wing Deploy Begins (MET 00:18:09)
Approximately 12 minutes in duration
1:56:56 a.m. – Perigee Raise Maneuver (MET 00:52:56)
22 seconds in duration
2:33:27 a.m. – Trans-lunar injection (MET 01:29:27)
Approximately 18 minute burn
3:01:36 a.m. – Orion/ICPS separation (MET 01:57:36)
3:02:58 a.m. – Upper Stage Separation Burn (MET 01:58:58)

>> No.14990500
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Whats she looking at guys?

>> No.14990501

>>14990487
Absolute kino. Musk SEETHING.

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redditor muskbros are not happy

>> No.14990505
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14990505

RIA FLY ME TO THE MOON COVER WHEN???

>> No.14990504

Once again, white men saved the day.

>> No.14990506

>>14990470
>thunderf00t
kekw

>> No.14990507
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>>14990489
gn

>> No.14990508

>>14990481
Congrats on finally beating 50 year old tech.
Is your computer and phone also finally better than the ones in the 60s?

>> No.14990509

>>14990500
This thread.

>> No.14990510

>>14990493
Blame the other competitors for being so shit. Knowing that there was crying on the National Team conference call will forever sustain me.

>> No.14990511

>>14990500
she just logged into 4chan.org/sci

>> No.14990514

>Impromptu "Fly me to the moon" from Ria

My heart...

>> No.14990515

>>14990501
Nobody is seething, smoothbrain. you're so desperate for that narrative.

>> No.14990517

Why do they call it Orion if the name is Artemis? I honestly don't get it

>> No.14990518

>>14990501
For what?

>> No.14990519

>>14990415
seen here
>>14990424

>> No.14990520

FLY ME TO THE MOON

LET ME PLAY AMONGUS

>> No.14990524

>>14990517
the crew capsule is named orion, the mission program itself is called artemis

>> No.14990525

>>14990508
Rocket physics and engineering have advanced much less than computers. SpaceX's Raptor is the only engine that's unarguably better than the RS-25s used on SLS.

>> No.14990526

>literal ksp footage

>> No.14990527

>>14990508
>completely irrelevant comments
yup not even gonna pretend to reply

>> No.14990528

>>14990514
>artemis launching in background
MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT
please tell me an anon clipped it

>> No.14990529
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14990529

LETS START SOME SHIT WITH SPACE ALIENS.

>> No.14990530
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>>14990517
Orion is this ship, Artemis is the mission.

>> No.14990531

>>14990068
Man, that 8-year, $20,000,000,000 lead really gave them the edge they needed to win. Beat them by a whole month!

>> No.14990533

US had to make sure they still had rockets that could get them to space. For the upcoming apocalypse courtesy of the Russian Orc Ziggers

>> No.14990535

>>14990500
This thread

>> No.14990536

wait it's crashing?

>> No.14990537
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FRY ME TURA DA MOOOOOOON

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>>14990520
you misspelled amogus

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>>14990529
I give that plan a 99% chance of success.

>> No.14990541

>>14990524
>>14990530
Ooo I see thanks

>> No.14990542

muskbros are so easy to bait kek

>> No.14990544

kayla is going to be my wife and the father of my 6 children

>> No.14990545
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>>14990527
>>14990508
Get ready guys, at this rate by 2050 NASA might have a spaceplane too.

>> No.14990546

>>14990525
Plenty of engine are unarguably better than RS-25 you fucking retard. You could probably name +10 engines from the Soviet Union alone.

>> No.14990547

reminder: all the /pol/ crossboarders would have third world brownoid flags on their home board

>> No.14990548
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14990548

Enough of memes. I sleep now. Call me if the situation breaks down while I'm gone.

>> No.14990549

>Artemis 2 2024
>Artemis 3 2025
>have to wait 2 years for Artemis 2

>> No.14990550

>>14990542
You're just derailing the thread with your gay obsession. Fuck off.

>> No.14990552
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>>14990544
>wife and the father
how does that work?

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>> No.14990558

>>14990455
the real upper stage?

>> No.14990560

>>14990552
bigot

>> No.14990561
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14990561

>burgerclaps trying to replicate a half a century old rocket
>meanwhile the UK is working on this
We lost...

>> No.14990563

>>14990508
Just so you're aware, the engines for todays launch were designed in the 70s.
This is high technology, from 50 years ago. Still not as bad as Russia, where they're using high technology from the 60s.

>> No.14990565

>>14990546
No. Even the RD-0120 was worse.

>> No.14990566
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14990566

FRY ME TO THA MOON

>> No.14990569

>>14990546
>You could probably name +10 engines from the Soviet Union alone.
name ONE with higher ISP

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>> No.14990572
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>>14990553
the brownoid cries out as he strikes you

>> No.14990571

>>14990487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzGGrHLUxw

>> No.14990574

>>14990558
I'll give you another hint: it starts with a "T" and rhymes with "Power". And the OIG is very mad at NASA because of it.

>> No.14990577

>>14990561
vaporware

>> No.14990576

>>14990525
Bullshit. Energia's RD-0120 performed the same at a fraction of the cost, since they weren't designed for an entirely different mission profile as SSMEs are, being non-restartable. RD-25s are great at being unimaginably complex and expensive to operate.

>> No.14990579

>>14990561
Nobody actually works on Skylon. It's a paper thing.

>> No.14990578

>>14990549
looking closer like Artemis 2 2025 and Artemis 3 2028

>> No.14990581
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>>14990561
Seems familiar

>> No.14990582

>>14990572
Brownie confirmed

>> No.14990583

She's singing Snow halation now

>> No.14990584

>>14990563
Russia use Glushko's engines built in the 80's though, and they turbo mog anything not named Raptor

>> No.14990585

>snow halation
alright i'm out

>> No.14990587
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>> No.14990586

>>14990569
ISP is meaningless for a first stage engine

>> No.14990589

>>14990525
Don't talk about shit you know nothing about.

>> No.14990591

>>14990561
That fucking Bulgar and his retarded super soaker launch system has a better chance of reaching orbit than Skylon does.

>> No.14990592

>Musk literally crying on Twitter
Hahahahahahaha

>> No.14990594
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14990594

When is the space shuttle (or whatever it is) going to hit the fabric of reality?

>> No.14990595
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14990595

If your "ship" can't launch and land horizontally and can't be reused IT'S NOT A SPACECRAFT, IT'S A FLYING DICK

>> No.14990596

>>14990578
>looking closer like Artemis 2 2025 and Artemis 3 2028
eh at this rate, better than nothing

>> No.14990598

>>14990592
Without Musk there would be no NASA.

>> No.14990602

>>14990595
>suborbital
Kill yourself.

>> No.14990605

>>14990595
>Woops wrong button

>> No.14990607

>>14990595
you have something against flying cocks faggot?

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14990608

>>14990595
A FUCKING FLYING COCK, IT EVEN HAS A SILVER CONDOM

>> No.14990609

Imma growa some tomates and some peppers.

>> No.14990611

>>14990598
>muskrats actually believe this
KEK

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>> No.14990613

>>14990565
RD-0120 was a rushed as fuck job and still came close as shit to RS-25's performance. ISP is not everything, PLENTY of engines other than the Raptor are better. Some examples:
RD-701, RD-270, RD-170, RD-180, RD-191, RD-193
>>14990569
RD-701

>> No.14990614

>>14990595
> IT'S A FLYING DICK
It is more like a flying condom, because you use it once.

>> No.14990615

>>14990611
Troons can't do anything without white people.

>> No.14990616

>>14990612
BASED

>> No.14990618
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14990618

>> No.14990619

DO A FLIP

>> No.14990620

Ok now what

>> No.14990622

>>14990612
Imagine believing this when US has in reality faked all Apollo moon landings.

>> No.14990624

WTF was that fountain of fire directed against the bottom of the engine block at startup? I don't remember that firing upwards in the shuttle. They fired sideways.

For a moment I saw it cutting through the white metal.

>> No.14990625

>>14990618
We're coming for you aliens

We gonna clap some alien cheeks

>> No.14990628
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14990628

>retweeted

>> No.14990629
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14990629

>>14990618
Finally, an ayy LMAO.

>> No.14990630

>>14990624
Spark showers to burn off excess hydrogen.

>> No.14990634

>>14990624
it's just sparklers to burn off excess hydrogen to prevent explosion.
dunno why it was angled differently

>> No.14990635
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14990635

>>14990595
At least the atmosphere skippers of the late 50s could take off under their own power.

>> No.14990636
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14990636

>>14990620
now its back to realizing we're in a global economic depression and that im fucking broke, at least this rocket took the pain away for a few hours

>> No.14990642

>>14990628
>bring humanity to the Moon
>not bring humanity back to the Moon
Apollo faked confirmed

>> No.14990645

Wait a minute the solar array camera feed was there but the mfers cant show the prm burn footage?

>> No.14990646

JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK JACK BLACK
OH MY FUCKING SCIENCE

>> No.14990647
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14990647

>>14990636
I'll never understand why americans insist on replacing "lying" with "gaslight".
This is what I think of whenever they use that word.

>> No.14990648

>>14990569
Both RD-0120 and RD-701/704 for booster engines. RD-56 and RD-57 for upper stage engines.

>> No.14990649
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14990649

>>14990620
Its gonna be some time till it lands, listen to some Moonbase Alpha TTS covers to celebrate.

>> No.14990651

>>14990647
mixing up words and lingo is fun

>> No.14990653

wtf does jablinsky gaming have to do with any of this

>> No.14990656

>>14990642
It's because this time those humans aren't coming back.

>>14990649
It's not landing, it's going around the Moon and coming back.

>> No.14990658

>>14990647
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslight_(1944_film)

>> No.14990661
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14990661

>>14990620
Well, back to the normal programming

>> No.14990662
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14990662

>>14990624
To burn excess hydrogen so it wont look like this

>> No.14990663

>>14990649
>lands

>> No.14990664

>>14990658
Burgers started using that word like 6 years ago though.
Like "whatautism".

>> No.14990665
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14990665

>> No.14990666

>>14990645
Someone please tell meeee

>> No.14990667

>>14990656
A moon fly-by then

>> No.14990668

>>14990665
why do they animate it as firing if its not currently firing yet?

>> No.14990669

It takes almost a week to reach the moon? For some reason I thought it would take maybe a day.

>> No.14990671

>>14990574
whiTe power

>> No.14990672

PRM is go!!!

>> No.14990673

>>14990666
They just had footage

>> No.14990676

looking a bit wobbly there lads...

>> No.14990677
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14990677

>>14990669
Depends.
Apollo 11 took 3 days to get there.

>> No.14990678

>wobbles
uhh bros

>> No.14990679

>>14990635
anon, I....

>> No.14990682

>Solar array flex is proof of thrust
Commentator mentions almost looks like a render.
Tf is wrong with NASA?

>> No.14990681

>>14990662
could they really not figure out that keeping the gas valve open for a while causes a huge fireball when you finally ignite it? was there really no way they could figure out how to build sparklers to burn off excess gas?

>> No.14990683
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14990683

>>14990618

>> No.14990684
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14990684

>Trans Lunar

>> No.14990685

>>14990668
Because people have watched too many Star Wars movies.
People still wonder why rockets don't just fly straight up into the Moon, or what a transfer orbit even is.

>> No.14990686

>>14990648
Kek, retard btfo

>> No.14990687

what is the prm burn? Does it raise the Pe so that TLI can burn with a greater arc?

>> No.14990689

Kino launch

>> No.14990690

They lanched a second SLS

>> No.14990691
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14990691

>>14990625
Anon, this isn't the /co/ Invader Zim thread

>> No.14990692

>>14990687
Yes. Perigee raise maneuver

>> No.14990693

>>14990687
PRM = Perigee Raise Maneuver

>> No.14990694

>>14990687
>burn arc
tourist here, I understand everything else but what is a burn arc

>> No.14990697
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14990697

>>14990671

>> No.14990698

The biggest flame
the biggest shockwave
Pog

>> No.14990699

>>14990612
Post the one with Reisen kneeling

>> No.14990701

>>14990691
I like invader zim because it reminds me of the emo girl that popped my virginity.

>> No.14990703

>>14990694
Nothing. Hes retarded. He meant more efficiently

>> No.14990704
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14990704

>>14990684
Rent free.

>> No.14990708

>>14990701
I wish this would happen to me

>> No.14990710

>>14990694
>>14990703
I meant the higher the perigee the more open the trajectory and the lower the cosine losses

>> No.14990711
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14990711

Everyday astronauts replay footage is more kino than nasa's

>> No.14990712

Space really has been an "american" thing and not a mankind thing

>> No.14990715

>>14990712
Where's India's space program?

>> No.14990716
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14990716

>>14990712
Space belongs to microbes, not h*mans who can't even withstand a bit of heat.

>> No.14990719

So how many times can the rocket be reused?

>> No.14990721

>>14990712
it's increasingly a 中国人 thing too

>> No.14990722

>>14990712
It used to be a Soviet thing too but they collapsed after Buran.

>> No.14990723
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14990723

>>14990681
chad flames vs virgin sparkler fireworks

>> No.14990724
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14990724

SLS jobs in every state

>> No.14990725
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14990725

>>14990701
Based anon being a fucktoy for emos.

>> No.14990726

>>14990664
no they didn't
it's fine to not know the source of another culture's slang, there is no need to posture over it

>> No.14990729

>>14990719
the main rocket cannot be reused at all

>> No.14990732
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14990732

>>14990712
More like a Soviet thing.

>> No.14990733

>>14990719
It can't.
That's probably what will doom it.
If Starship ends up reaching the Moon, they'll probably just stop producing the SLS.

>> No.14990738

>>14990732
Werent at least 2 modules launched with murican money?

>> No.14990737

>>14990661
>image
kek

>> No.14990739

oh ma gad oh ma gad, what about teh first waman, it has to be a wamaaan!

>> No.14990740

>>14990712
space costs a lot of money.
Germany has their advanced particle physics that they've overtaken the US in on research at least.

>> No.14990743

Fuck. Missed it:(

>> No.14990744

>>14990743
ngmi

>> No.14990745

>>14990743
I SAVED IT FOR YOU ANON!

>> No.14990748
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14990748

>>14990738
That's the Mir station, not the ISS.
Thought the USA had Skylab.

>> No.14990749

>>14990743
There's always the re-entry

>> No.14990750

>>14990738
Just like Apollo. But instead of paying krauts they paid gopniks.

>> No.14990751
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14990751

>>14990732
whoops sorry wrong image

>> No.14990754

It launched

>> No.14990757

>>14990712
Space was mainly done by the Nazis. Without the holocaust, there's no moon landing, no modern silicon computers, etc.

>> No.14990758

>>14990748
He's right, the US got in on the action after the USSR fell and funded the two last modules in exchange for being able to have their own people visit the station.

>> No.14990759
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14990759

>>14990738
>>14990750
Also this happened.

>> No.14990760

TLI coming up

>> No.14990762

>>14990748
I know anon, I was alive back then. And Spectre was definitely funded by the US.

>> No.14990763

>>14990751
Based Energia chad. Literally doesn't have an upper stage yet is more capable than SLS kek

>> No.14990766

>>14990712
>says this on a NASA-ESA cooperation launch.

>> No.14990768

>>14990719
>>14990729
you can replay the video of it launching as many times as you want

>> No.14990772

I was here.
Therefore I am special.

>> No.14990773
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14990773

How can humans even compete

>> No.14990777

>>14990768
>how india will reuse their rockets

>> No.14990780

>soijak and /pol/ posts get deleted
>literal pony porn stays up
What did they mean by this?

>> No.14990781

>>14990777
checked and kek'd

>> No.14990784

Holy shit HOLY SHIT. spacex fanboi nasa hater here, but can't help but be excited by this. I don't care its innefficient, i dont care it costs 10000x what it should, its there, its real, its back. Moon capable rockets, or quite close to it are a reality. They weren't yesterday they are now. Holy fuck, this is huge. Hugier that anyone can imagine. I dont care about politics, i dont care about anything, were back, its happenign, its real.

>> No.14990785
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14990785

The ship will fly over the dark side of the Moon.
Wonder if we'll see this thing again.

>> No.14990786
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14990786

>>14990780
Jannies hate fun

>> No.14990788

>>14990766
>bro we built some part of the payload thats as hard as building the actual rocket maaan

>> No.14990789

> women and niggers on moon
It's over bros.

>> No.14990792
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14990792

>>14990784
30 year old boomer here. For the first time, I can no longer say "there were moon rockets when my father was young but not now." We're making America great again, literally.

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14990794

>>14990785
they don't put LSD on NASA rockets anymore, anon

>> No.14990795

>>14990784
opposite for me desu, after a couple years of hyper efficient reusable rocket this feels like watching a lambo drive 200mph into a brick wall and they are going to do it multiple times. The wastefulness and garbage of the mission profile just permeates like a stink. The whole mission is pretty nonsensical.

>> No.14990796

The fucking Nasa Icon is missing a frame it's driving me insaaaane

>> No.14990798

Will SLS's spot as #1 most powerful SUCCESSFUL launcher last longer than Falcon heavy?

>> No.14990800

>>14990780
Nobody wants to see your ugly soijak pics

>> No.14990802

>>14990743
the only difference in seeing it live is you get to feel the anticipation of whether it'll blow up or not.

>> No.14990803

>>14990798
No. Big Texas rocket is launching this year most likely.

>> No.14990804

>>14990798
You mean Starship.
Falcon Heavy has been in service for a couple of years.
Launched some US military satellite about two weeks ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qAbM5Noq48

>> No.14990805

>>14990798
No. Starship OFT-1 will nuke it next year.

>> No.14990807

>>14990804
>completely misunderstanding the post
as expected of a muskrat

>> No.14990809

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

>> No.14990810

>>14990805
The funny thing is for HLS to even work starship needs to be service ready invalidating all the other vehicles in the mission.

>> No.14990812

>>14990800
But people do want to see horse pussy?

>> No.14990813

>>14990807
Why are people even fighting over which company is less of a waste of money?

>> No.14990819

>>14990810
>invalidating all the other vehicles
Except Gateway as a tech demo for interplanetary SEP. Starship can't do NEA or Venus missions due to lack of ISRU.

>> No.14990821

what space movie should I watch ti celebrate

>> No.14990823

>>14990821
Transformers Dark of the Moon.

>> No.14990824

>>14990821
realistic or not

>> No.14990825

>>14990821
the one with the moon crabs

>> No.14990826

>>14990821
Firefly, full series

>> No.14990829

TLI nao

>> No.14990830
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14990830

Anyone notice anything about the people who went into harm's way to save the mission?

>> No.14990835

>>14990821
SPACE JAM!

>> No.14990837

>stream is buffering on youtube
no no noooooo

>> No.14990838

>>14990821
Attack of the Clones.

>> No.14990841

>>14990830
Americans

>> No.14990843

>>14990821
Aniara

>> No.14990844
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14990844

WE ON MAX THRUST

>> No.14990848

>>14990798
TLI payload
SLS, 26t
Saturn V, 47t

>> No.14990850

>>14990837
it's because chuds like you won't lower the stream fidelity you're literally killing us

>> No.14990853

>>14990792
IT so fucking real were watching vaporware all the time, the closest thing starship seems to be reasonoable cautious in its timeline, but you can never believe it until you see it. Its up there, the dude is like up there awaiting its TLI like in fucking ksp and the next one could carry astronaut and already break a record. This would be a huge impulse for serious space efforts like spacex

>>14990795
I see it differently, for me this anticipates the advent of reusable rockets, if these fucking innefficient nasa fucks can make this happen imagine what starship will do . of course its delayed compared to the insanely optimistic musk timeschedule, but compared to every single other rocket effort ever it's advancing super fast. It's going much faster than saturn v development for instance and at like 0.01 times the cost

>> No.14990856

>>14990850
fine, down to 240p

>> No.14990857

>>14990853
>awaiting its TLI
TLI's started now, btw. Everything nominal so far.

>> No.14990858
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14990858

>>14990821
Gay niggers from outer space

>> No.14990859

>>14990798
Rocket engine power is product of thrust and effective exhaust velocity.
At sea level:
N1: 132 GW
Energia: 108 GW
SLS: 102 GW
Saturn V: 87 GW

Super Heavy: 240 GW

>> No.14990864

>>14990857
took me to long to write that shit hahah

>> No.14990868
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14990868

>>14990856
LOWER!

>> No.14990871

It will collide with chink space junk mark my words

>> No.14990872

>>14990868
acually no option on the jewtube app

>> No.14990878

>>14990843
I'm surprised anyone else even knows about this movie

>> No.14990879

Eyy they finally managed to fire it? And it didn't explode? What's next?

>> No.14990882

>>14990878
i watch movie recap and actually like it

>> No.14990885

>>14990879
6 years and 20 billion for the next one

>> No.14990887

>>14990879
It does a loop of the moon and then comes back. Then we go again, this time with real human beans onboard.

>> No.14990889

https://youtu.be/hJ4vNol9tTE

>> No.14990892

>>14990821
Apollo 13
The Martian
Harmy's Star Wars Despecialized Edition

>> No.14990896

I see lights

>> No.14990897

TLI BURN NOMINAL AND COMPLETE!

>> No.14990898

>>14990896
Oh fuggggg. I realised it's their simulation view, not an actual camera view lmfao

>> No.14990899

>>14990859
Oh shit, I forgot SLS got mogged by based Energia.

>> No.14990901

WE'RE MOONBOUND FROM THE EARTH'S BLUE COASTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDRxtd-2dQ

>> No.14990902

so where can i get daily update till orion reach moon?

>> No.14990903

>>14990902
@NASA_Artemis on tweeter or more livestreams.

>> No.14990904

>>14990903
thank you

>> No.14990905

>>14990896
I SEE ANON'S UNDERPANTS!

>> No.14990906

>>14990843
>>14990878
>>14990882
>movie sounds interesting
>available at youtube, google play and apple tv
>hell nah

>> No.14990907

how much do NASA engineers get paid?

>> No.14990908

>>14990830
Whites obviously

>> No.14990910

>>14990732
>Spektr
I cry everytime, was possibly the most beautiful module ever put on a space station, didn't deserve what happened to it.

>> No.14990911

>>14990907
More than you can afford, pal

>> No.14990913

how much do NASA Janitor get paid?

>> No.14990916

>>14990913
3

>> No.14990918

>still not showing the cameras
for fuck's sake NASA

>> No.14990920

>>14990918
Seriously. What the fuck are their motives? I'd rather see the most boring live footage there is, to the point where you can't even tell if it's a video or a still frame, than this shit.

>> No.14990921

ICPS separation. get rid of that useless piece of junk

>> No.14990922

here you go

>> No.14990926

IT'S GOING.......

>> No.14990927

>>14990921
now we dock with HLS

>> No.14990928
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14990928

SEPARATION!

>> No.14990929

Brehs...

>> No.14990934
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14990934

>>14990830
>>14990841
>>14990908
feels good bros...

>> No.14990935
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14990935

>>14990934
it does

>> No.14990937

I'M SUBSCRIBING TO NASA'S NEWSLETTER!

>> No.14990941

She cute

>> No.14990943
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14990943

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.14990945

>>14990934
>Korea
>Japan
>Thailand
Why Thailand?

>> No.14990946
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14990946

>>14990935
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE

BY THE DANDEERRRLLLY LIGHT

WHAT SO PROUDLY WEEE HAILLL

>> No.14990949
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14990949

>>14990945
depends what year/timeframe you use

>> No.14990953

>>14990859
Wait am I retarded
F1 engine: ISP = 263 s, Ejection velocity = 2580 m/s, propellant rate = 2577 kg/s,
E = 1/2*m*v2
P = E/T
P(F1) = 0,5*2577*25802=8.58 GW
P(S5) = P(F1)*5=42.9 GW

>> No.14990956

>>14990945
siam strong
they still have a monarchy to this day lol

>> No.14990960

>>14990953
meant 0,5*2577*2580^2*

>> No.14990971

remember when MOOT would do a America fuck yeah edit for all of 4chan during shit like this?
we better fucking get one during the actual Artemis 3 launch.

>> No.14990978

>>14990971
Europe contributed to this rocket

>> No.14990979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx_xqcCj6-c

>> No.14990980

>>14990971
>im-fucking-plying
That's way too much to ask of gookmoot.

>> No.14990985

>>14990978
i mean yeah but that didn't stop the USA from singing the national anthem at the end of the NASA broadcast.

>> No.14990996

>>14990985
That's because for all our faults we're still the best.

>> No.14990999

so /pol/ told me space is not real and the launch was fake
how do we refute such convincing arguments?

>> No.14991000

>>14990999
by using starlink sats to direct orbital bombardment on their location

>> No.14991003

>>14990999
checked

>> No.14991006
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14991006

>>14990999
>While a telescope is not needed to spot the station, those with a good telescope and proper equipment can look for it when it passes across the face of the moon or sun. Seeing the ISS pass in front of the sun or moon, known as a transit, takes a fair amount of planning and will likely require some travel.

>> No.14991018

>>14990999
by sending them videos of interracial gay anal sex over Starlink satellites

>> No.14991022
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Gonna rewatch royal space force bros

>> No.14991025

Good thread guys. See all you chads for Artemis II

>> No.14991028
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>>14990999
ANON SPACE IS REAL(LY REAL)

>> No.14991030

>>14991022
underrated kino

>> No.14991041

>>14990141
you know those clouds are made out of hydrochloric acid, among other things, right

>> No.14991092

>finally going back to the moon
>only 1000 replies
/sci/ is dead

>> No.14991098
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>>14990345
I like the one of Melvin and his dogs
>>14990669
you can go faster if you want, the minimum is like half a week with current tech

>> No.14991105

>>14991092
>nigger newfag's first rolling sticky

>> No.14991110

>>14991092
>posting bait this old
>>14991105
falling for bait this old

>> No.14991115

>>14990356
I need your opinion on Melvin: >>14991098

>> No.14991117

>>14991098
you can intuit

>> No.14991141

man i live in france thanks to God i'm happy i decided to litteraly skip school to watch the launch

the stream started at 4am and launch at about 8am

>> No.14991145

>>14991022
>not a sat5
Anon.

>> No.14991148

>>14990830
What happened what I'd miss?

>> No.14991155

>>14989983
they didnt even put tele metry man they should have worked with space x they do better streams

>> No.14991157

>>14991148
They're the blast area nut tighteners

>> No.14991161

>>14991155
yeah
also they didnt even put on board cams and tried to catch us with thie rworthless speech and interviews

>> No.14991190

>>14990999
Who cares what those idiot boomers think?
>t. /pol/ack

>> No.14991196
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>>14987772

Good morning Muskrats.

>> No.14991201

>>14990027
His rocket won.

>> No.14991209

>>14990563
>This is high technology, from 50 years ago. Still not as bad as Russia, where they're using high technology from the 60s.
They did a huge revamp of rocket development in the 80s-90s. It might have the same name and shape but it's not the old rocket.

>> No.14991212

>>14990501
This is good for SpaceX. Now that it's launched Biden has no reason to stonewall him for Starship flight permission.

>> No.14991213

Ok, now when does Artemis II launch?

>> No.14991215

>>14991157
So let me guess, Elon and his gang of literally white males, saved arties?

>> No.14991225

>>14991215
Yeah basically. After celebrating diversity for 8 hours of nothing, they called in their 3 white employees to actually make the rocket capable of flight (because the diversity hires forgot to tighten down the nuts on the fueling port after a hurricane).

>> No.14991229

>>14991213
2036 don't ask why

>> No.14991230

>>14990027
He didn't though.

>> No.14991248

>>14990821
First Man

>> No.14991264
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>>14991248

>> No.14991269

>>14990821
>>14991248
I'd rather recommend Apollo XI released in 2019
an actual documentary using real (and exceptionally kino) footage, no made up dramatizations

>> No.14991276

>>14991269
It's fantastic quality, very beautiful

>> No.14991277

>>14991269
Just watch both retard, both are kino

>> No.14991280
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14991280

>watch Ria-chan
>Max Qute not called out

>> No.14991292

>>14989651
A distortion pedal so powerful that it.. it..
It destroyed the entire moon. Forever.

OK

>ElectroHarmonix 4LyFe

>> No.14991293
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>>14990830
One of there names was "Chad".

>> No.14991337

>>14990174
N

>> No.14991380

>>14991041
>launch escape system
>pulls capsule upward
>then it starts going down
>pops the chute
>now has to go down through clouds of acid and fiery chunks of smoldering SRB fuel
>parachute fails
b-b-but Starship doesn't have an abort system!

>> No.14991384

>>14991148
redshirt team had to go in with a wrench to tighten something during the countdown

>> No.14991515
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>>14990821
Moon

>> No.14991525
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14991525

Greetings from /p/

>> No.14991539 [DELETED] 

>>14990821 see >>14991022

>> No.14991545

>>14990821
See >>14991022

>> No.14991555

>>14991022
Kino

>> No.14991566
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14991566

HOLY CRAP
POSTING IN A NON-STICKY

>> No.14991634
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14991634

Is there some livemap you can check to see where it is at any given moment?

>> No.14991653

>>14991634
Yeah that track page on nasa

>> No.14991659

>>14990257
literally me

>> No.14992067

>>14990830
GGWP , bless the technicians.

>> No.14992114

>>14990821
Galaxy Quest
Sunshine

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>>14990635
lol

>> No.14992179
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Cubesat status: https://nitter.kavin.rocks/coastal8049/status/1592941122565083136#m
>#Artemis1 cubesat HEARD list:
>EQUULEUS
>LunIR
>Cusp
>LunaH-Map
>ArgoMoon
>BioSentinal
>I have looked for all others with extreme prejudice nothing yet on 66cm dish.

>> No.14992470

>>14992179
>No OMOTENASHI
>No NEA Scout
>No Lunar IC

God damn it those were all the neat ones. If the scrub launch system drained their batteries by sitting on the pad for months I'm going to be pissed.

>> No.14992896
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And I get the last word hehehehe

>> No.14992904

>>14992896
Anon it's not even page 9

>> No.14992908
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>>14992904
Curses.

Foiled again

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>>14992908
>>14992896
stupid frogposter

>> No.14993551
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14993551

hard to believe she's resting at the bottom of the ocean now

>> No.14993651
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>>14993551
Nah, she didn't make it through the atmosphere in one piece. Not at the velocity she was at. She went out like a shooting star. Bittersweet.

>> No.14993653
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>>14993651
what about the engines

>> No.14993657

>>14993653
Same fate, probably. Maybe some lumps of metal made it to the sea intact. The core would've re-entered at orbital velocities with no heat shielding.

>> No.14993799

>>14993551
literally who

>> No.14993835

>>14993651
oh right, SLS is made from aluminum
aluminum melts during reentry, steel will survive

>> No.14993913

ANON WE'RE STILL HERE!

>> No.14993928
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>>14993913
not for much lonhger