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Any scientific progress towards reliably detecting NPCs yet? Couldn't find much on google scholar searing randomly.

Things like not being able to restate arguments, logical training not generalizing and stuff like that?

>> No.14985425

>>14985408
It shouldn't be too hard to modify one of those fancy language models to take in text and spit out its likelihood with reference to the training set. Then you can track a person's online posts, feed them to the algorithm and see how trite they are. If x% of a person's posts cross some likelihood threshold, you can safely classify them as an NPC.

>> No.14985436

>>14985408
The closest fields are probably linguistics and memetics (the Dawkins definition).

I hate to bring up the movie Idiocracy but the prime (fictional) example of something like NPC-esque memes to me would be "Water? Like in your toilet?" as opposed to Brawndo with electolytes.

Something something cultish thought-terminating cliches

>> No.14985462

>>14985408
unable to defend themselves.

>> No.14985479

>>14985408
>towards reliably detecting NPCs yet?
YES.
$8 per device node on any private network.

>> No.14985526

>>14985408
I think my mother is an npc, I don't know if that makes me an npc, sometimes I feel a little npcish I suppose. But yeah my mom is very stubborn, high cognitive bias, pretty much is a left wing robot just repeating all the common talking points and taking the side of the left regardless of what they do. Almost like she's on autopilot. Always very generic boring discussion too about the weather and stuff like that, never anything about quantum physics or existentialism or anything interesting. Barely listens to anything I say so always asking the same questions. Can't tell if gaslighting or just retarded

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>>14985526
Most mothers are exactly like that. They come from a factory. Pre-programmed preset auto mode.

>> No.14985946

>>14985408

if you're ever in a crowd of people. you're an npc.

>> No.14985947

>>14985408

NPCs are neither intrinsically good or bad. Not everyone can be a "main character" or great strong men in history. Most of us are gonna be NPC's. The question is what kind of story are we gonna be NPC's to. I'm not a fan of this currente global liberalism so I refuse to be an NPC to it. wbu?

>> No.14985952

>>14985408
NPC's are characterized with stockholm syndrome mostly

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>NPC
Yes, i'm not playable, unlike you whose very playable and being played by pretty much everyone.

>> No.14985963

>>14985960
That sounded better in your head

>> No.14985966

>>14985960

Surprisingly based.

>> No.14986090

>>14985408
it's easy, only if your not an NPC yourself

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>>14985408
You can detect NPCs by asking them if they're conscious.

http://www.jaronlanier.com/zombie.html

>> No.14986169

I find it very ironic that redditor cultists are so low IQ they are completely unaware 100% of their opinions come from highly censored internet forums and Facebook/Twitter fact checkers. Imagine being this pathetic.

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>>14985408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gvwhQMKvro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCQUedFo1FM
https://qualiacomputing.com/2015/03/31/a-solution-to-the-problem-of-other-minds/

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>>14985408
And what if we're all NPCs, huh? What then, smart guy? Can your fragile little ego bear that recognition?

>> No.14990869

>>14986169
I agree. Redditfaggots truly are braindead.

>> No.14990877

>do i feel special now thread

>> No.14990880

>>14986169
>>14990869
How hypocritical
Especially coming from this social platform

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>>14990880

>> No.14990973

>>14986177
those three are the trashiest arguments one could come up with, it's unreal

>> No.14990986

>>14990958
>/sci/
yeah almost all posters here lack humility

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>>14990973
Why are they bad arguments?

>> No.14991032 [DELETED] 

>>14986177
Gaslight and Astroturf 101
False heuristic bitch

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>>14985408
>Any scientific progress towards reliably detecting NPCs yet?
Yes, there is. If you did what the media told you to do during the plandemic, wore a mask, got tested and vaccinated congratulations, you are an NPC.

>> No.14994078

>>14985408
All npcs are just frens you haven't woke yet. :'(

>> No.14994093

>>14985408
If you have <= 1 billion dollars, you are an NPC.
Simple as.

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>>14993824
Go back.

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>>14985408
r8

>> No.14995071

>>14985408
The easiest way I've found is simply to ask them if they have an inner monologue. I occasionally do this on reddit if I see someone particularly retarded. If you've got an NPC, they will awkwardly avoid or misunderstand the question before going back to their usual mindless talking points.

Out of the 15 or so people I've asked, only 1 responded by saying "yes, I do." I must have a pretty good NPC-dar

>> No.14995085

>>14985425
What if they are just pretending to be retarded?

>> No.14995090

>>14985526
anon that's just how women are

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>>14985526
>my mother is an npc
Are you American?

>> No.14995499

>>14986168
i read through to the first half of part one.
i get the impression that after wasting many minutes deciphering the rest of this "story", i will come to conclude that zombies are just people we don't understand, and that zombies see non zombies the same way (as non-sentient).

>> No.14995505

>>14993824
this has got to be the leading indicator, being a "functional" alcoholic the 2nd leading indicator

>> No.14995513

>>14995071
i mean i could ask you if you were a faggot, and whether you answered yes/no would matter less than whether you answered at all. are you a faggot?

>> No.14995516

>>14995505
Drug abuse such as marijuana or LSD is also a leading indicator.

>> No.14995584

>>14995516
being stupid doesn't necessarily make on an npc