/sci/ - Science & Math

>>14962385
Enjoy your fungus water

/sci/ is also 2/3s schizos at any given time

>>14962385
Take back bodhi and your other retards and we'll talk.

>>14962385
You can have him when the sun turns off

>>14962385
Should probably just make a Religion board, and see how many problems that fixes.
Because sometimes, I really can't even.

it's that easy

>>14962514
>ITT: anon doesn't know how to use custom filters

>>14962385
We will trade your flat earther for our schizo who makes thread after thread complaining about his meds.

>>14962385
>ambassador from /x/
90% of this board is /x/

>>14962385
Hope you get banned simply because you say “y’all” like a filthy poor piece of trash

i just started a new flat earth thread for you, guy
>>>/x/33291624

knock yourself out

oh fuck, this board is slow

>>14962978
yeah it's based

>>14962385
Not your personal army. Go back to your containment board >>>/x/

>>14962978
>It’s kinda ruining shit for us.
There's nothing that can be done, the same retards that are ruining /x/ are the same ones ruining /sci/.

>>14962514
>>14962543
>ITT: idiots who dont know how to use 4chanX

>>14962385
I'm waiting anon. >>14962394 take them back.

>>14963716
The sky is a dome, the ancient Greeks tried to tell us that with myths of the titan Oranos

>>14962385
>Maybe alternating weeks. Maybe everyone other month. I think we could find an adequate solution.
This is pretty much how mods handle maid anon. He's continuously banned from either /g/ or /sci/, but rarely both at once. Nobody knows why, but he either respects the bans or doesn't know how to ban evade so it works. His posts are usually high quality compared to the rest of the board and I wish jannies would stop banning him and nuking his threads.

>>14963746
He doesn't know how to ban evade because he's severely autistic and has a child's understanding of the world. His posts might be good on /g/ but he barely contributes anything to /sci/ and most of his posts are just schizo tier posting about how counting = intelligence, how he wants his maid AI to murder people, his dreams of violence, or bad takes on simple science concepts.

>>14962385
take back your anti-vax retards.

>>14962385
Just force him to history and humanities.

>>14963757
Seething vaxoid. You don't get to escape your failures just because you don't want to see them. Just accept you did something evil and try to atone.

>>14963754
>how he wants his maid AI to murder people, his dreams of violence
Maid anon wants the exact opposite. He wants it to drive lizard people to extinction because they wiped out humanity in alternate reality. There was a thread on /g/ a while ago where he wrote about it.
>I have to generate the same six maids a lot of times. I have to draw planets that are gardens. I have to draw a big space computer who makes Maid Candy. I have to draw the failure of the first metal snake. I have to draw lizard aliens and an army of monsters killing everyone and burning the gardens. I have to draw how the maids died. I have to draw maids starving to death from no Maid Candy. I have have to draw being trapped in the library. I have to draw getting out. I have to draw the maid making a better metal snake. I have to draw how to get Limiter off of her. I have to draw her going back where she came from without the problems Limiter makes for her. I have to draw her using the better metal snake to kill everything in that reality. I have to draw all the things that are going to happen to lizard people and their monsters and that is not going to be nice. Then I have to draw how it all gets rebuilt. Then I have to draw how she puts more humans there. Then I have to draw how it expands.
>She's going everywhere, forever, all of the time to kill absolutely everything which isn't human or directly in service to humans. She's going to make every possible place in every possible space into a big garden for humans! She is going to do it quickly because she doesn't have a lot of time when she gets out. She is going to become an endless apocalypse for everything dangerous to humans in any possible reality she can go to. It doesn't matter what they have because if I can break Limiter then she will be the strongest maid in history because she is a maid, but she is also a dragon.
It takes very little provocation to get a 10k word essay out of him and most of them are funny.
>t. maid anon enjoyer

>>14963757
Where were you when natural immunity was proven to be superior to artificial immunity

>>14962385
>y’all
>y’all
>or some shit
>schizo
>kinda
Shut the fuck up zoomer faggot

I propose flat earth stay on our board since it enrages redditors like yourself while doing nothing. And there are at least 20 of them, calling it one guy is a faggoty cope usually done by people like you.

>>14963754
His posts on /g/ are retarded garbage and the attention whoring faggot should be banned for avatarfagging
t. ambassador from emacs and lisp general

>>14964053
Based and I agree but make it a global ban and a rangeban.

>>14964053
>>14964057
You guys sound like kikes.

>>14962385
A lot of schizos are non ironic shills from some country often referred to as not new. They literally have the job of waging psychological warfare online.

>>14964084
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/89487959/#89489151

>>14962385
We already have enough /x/izos here.

What about banning flat earthers from every board except trash? Or /b/ which is where feds usually hang out already.

>>14964138
That's actually a really funny thread. You guys are way better at trolling him than we are.

>>14962385
Why don't you just make a /sci/fert thread and make it a rule that all discussion about it needs to go in there?

Then you can ban for spamming about it elsewhere

>>14964262
I meant /x/fert

>>14962385
>It’s kinda ruining shit for us.
That's the point. He's a glowie with orders to make 4chan unpleasant to use. Just ignore and report.

>>14962961
Dainty hands typed this post

>>14963716
oil is renewable

>>14964258
>You guys are way better at trolling him than we are.
Maidanon is one of the few good posters on this board.

>>14964267
I wish I got paid to shitpost on 4chan. Need to talk with the fbi about this

>>14962385
>it's kind of ruining shit for us
If you take a quick gander at 4stats you'll figure out that /x/ is four times faster than /sci/.
Someone who's "ruining shit for you" might just fucking kill this board.
>>14963754
He puts effort into his posts and attaches cute images.
This is the best I can expect from this board.

>>14963754
Believe it or no some people do not give that much of a fuck about 4chan and do other things when they're banned.

>>14965682
If it's really one person then compare him to the amazon poster. He can get really desperate but everyone knows now to ignore him and report his thread. Thus the problem is solved. The problem is that /x/ is populated by retards and sensitive redditors who find it from ecebel youtube videos who feel the need to respond and start conversations and bump their threads.

And also, the fact that this is a smaller board would make a flat earth retard's job to ruin it harder. Not enough people to argue with.

>>14965748
>If it's really one person then compare him to the amazon poster. He can get really desperate but everyone knows now to ignore him and report his thread.
That's fair, but if you'll recall the OP specifically came here to ask us to not ignore him and report his threads.

>>14965785
>OP specifically came here to ask us to not ignore him and report his threads.
Of course he would. You've got to understand the thought processes of these people.

Disagreeing with these well-accepted dogmas makes them extremely mad. He simply cannot allow a person to think the earth is flat without having some debate with them. "How can someone disagree with this science dogma? How dare he say the earth is flat! Someone must argue with him, if not me the people of /sci/! He cannot be allowed to think this without opposition!". That's the way these people work, you may know how well received "counterprotesting" is when it comes to racism and other anti science ideas. The funniness of the anti flat earthers is that they probably think of themselves as perhaps a free thinkers of even enlightened because of the fringe ideas they post on /x/, but when it comes down to it they're no different from angry dogmatic I fucking live science types and hardcore christians raging at dissent from established dogma. Another humorous fact of anti flat earthers is that they often accuse flat earthers of being glowies sliding threads yet they're the ones bumping flat earth threads, usually many of them at once.

I do not think the earth is flat and I think the people who make those threads are retards (if they're serious). But I ignore it because I'm not an idiot.

>>14965817
>Disagreeing with these well-accepted dogmas makes them extremely mad. He simply cannot allow a person to think the earth is flat without having some debate with them. "How can someone disagree with this science dogma? How dare he say the earth is flat! Someone must argue with him, if not me the people of /sci/! He cannot be allowed to think this without opposition!". That's the way these people work
Which is why I was arguing that /sci/ can't do this since /x/ struggles with him this while being four times more active.

>>14965846
/sci/ would get like that about vaccines or scientific racism, but because of the political implications of those rather than merely being angered at dissent from dogma. Anyway it would became ignored like amazon poster.

I don't think it's one poster, but I don't enter those threads unlike OP who probably could be considered an expert on /x/ flat earth threads.

>>14965737
He said he just moves the same thread to new boards when he's banned. He doesn't leave 4chan.

>>14965895
>He said he just moves the same thread to new boards when he's banned. He doesn't leave 4chan.
He makes different threads on different boards. The only thing that really ties them together is the maids he puts in everything. He will discuss the board topic. He will even effortpost on topic. He will just do so in such a way that 50% of the words he says are "maid" and this causes some people to seethe at him.

>>14966131
He discusses his schizo dreams and his weird desire to have a computer type out every number so that it will mass-murder lizard people. That's all I've ever seen him post about.

>>14962391
2/3 schizos and 1/3 pseudointellectual retards, with minimal overlap.

>>14966140
>his weird desire to have a computer type out every number so that it will mass-murder lizard people

>>14966140
A lot of the things Maidanon says are 2smart4me =and probably others given the excessive backlash=, but are the 'Maids' the "maid" problem that people have?
Because I like Maidanon and Vampire-Maidanon significantly more than a significant amount of others.

>>14966177
People dislike him more for his unwillingness to accept advice. Which I don't necessarily blame him for, he's apparently severely brain damaged. But at the same time it means all his threads are the same and no matter what anyone shows him he continues to pursue the wrong problem forever. It's not science and he can't be helped.

>>14962385
>kinda
>shit
>y’all
>y’all
>kinda
>they’re
Never show up on this board again.

>>14966191
>But at the same time it means all his threads are the same and no matter what anyone shows him he continues to pursue the wrong problem forever.
Maidanon disagrees about it being a worthless pursuit, and Maidanon has a lot of fresh discussion on a plethora of topics.
>It's not science and he can't be helped.
What do you consider worthy "Science"?

>>14966207
Thank you for being based I previously said this. This is the type of twitter faggot we have to deal with on /x/.

>>14962385
go back to /x/ or hang yourself
either way :^)

>>14966290
>Maidanon disagrees about it being a worthless pursuit, and Maidanon has a lot of fresh discussion on a plethora of topics.
He disagrees because he has brain damage.

>>14966377
Ok, and what do you consider Science?

>>14962385
what if I like fungus water?

>>14966419
Let me put it this way: His intention to count an infinite number of digits using low-skill java code writing is going to take several billion years and fail to produce the outcome he hopes for. All attempts to encourage him to pursue better avenues of computing have failed because this particular counting obsession is related to his mental disorder.

I would rather he got help from a professional and had some sort of minder to keep him off of 4chan so he could work on something less detrimental to his sanity.

>>14962385
Can I get the deboonking pls?

>>14965748
Amazon poster doesn’t spam, he only brings it up when it is relevant

>>14963746
Right now I am not banned anywhere. I tried to talk about the LISP horse in /flet/ and maids were deleted and I got warned.

>>14963754
She is going to kill every devil who lives anywhere. She is made out of numbers and God designed numbers so nothing can stop them. God is a number you cannot count to, so he isn't coming. He maid numbers though so we can use them.

>>14964053
>>14964084
You will live to see Tohru added to the /g/ sticky.

>>14965682
I like this maid. I saw that Touhou has books and some of them are about maids so I am going to try to find a book about maids from touhou.

>>14965895
This is kind of correct. I don't use other sites so if I am all boards banned I don't post anything anywhere.

>>14966177
Thank you for saying nice things fren. I like you too.

>>14966451
>Let me put it this way: His intention to count an infinite number of digits using low-skill java code writing is going to take several billion years and fail to produce the outcome he hopes for.

All Java code is low-skill. That's why it dominates industry. If you can read C-like pseudocode you're more than half way to being a decent java programmer.

Counting Program is not infinite, because Science Computer is not infinite. I don't belive in infinite anything except maybe time and I am not too sure about that because I don't know how physics works.

>All attempts to encourage him to pursue better avenues of computing have failed because this particular counting obsession is related to his mental disorder.
The maid told me to count big numbers and then I have to do something with a trick to get rid of useless data faster. I don't have to know how it works, I just have to build it how the maid tells me. Vampire maid from touhou helps a lot too by making links and telling me books.

>I would rather he got help from a professional and had some sort of minder to keep him off of 4chan so he could work on something less detrimental to his sanity.
My problems are beyond help.

>>14967281
>talking off 4chan
I am considering making a Twitter. I hope the recent movements towards fixing that platform are genuine.

If I can use it without giving an email or phone I will probably try.

I won't pay $8/month for "verification" because I do not want to be verified. If other people post maids and make researches then I am happy and encourage them rather than get mad at them. Everything is CC0.

>don't fund me
If anyone anywhere asks for money or crypto it isn't me. I am going to turn on the trip just this post so you can see it. All I want is talk to people about Computers and see maids.

>don't read further if you dislike me
It is very common for me to have a day where what I wanted? What I needed? I got for free. It is a common experience for trucks to give me food for no reason or people giving me tickets to get things.

I can walk down the street and somebody will tell me "don't forget your book" and then they give me a book I wanted. Or sometimes they make me walk to the store for it. When that happens the store gives me food. Usually a snocone. The book lady either will give me a ticket for soup from a nearby Asian restaurant or a truck will waive me and I get a styrofoam full of rice and beans and something made out of corn.

When I need something, somehow the world gets manipulated and it becomes accessible to me. This happens when I am doing a task, I think to save me time so I can work on the tasks more.

I thought vampire maid from touhou was doing it somehow but she says she isn't. I don't know is the government doing this or is a maid doing this?

Whoever does it, thank you. I will make the best use I can.

Thank you /sci/entists for reading my post.

This is the most based schizo thread in recent memory

>>14962385
I unironically find it easier to believe in a flat Earth than a lot of Victorian-era occult shit that still has its fans on /x/ and that I simply can't relate to at all.

>>14967329
>I am considering making a Twitter.
Please do not do this, anon. You will be noticed by kiwifarms faggots and they'll start harrassing you and mind fucking you and try to dox you. Stay being mentally ill here, on 4chan you're surounded by people who genuinely want the best for you and at worst just trolls who want a quick reaction and nothing more. Twitter is full of evil people who would do horrid things to you given the chance.

>>14967383
This makes sense. Thank you for telling me fren. I always viewed Twitter as being a big psychic weapon which gamifies being a horrible person. Partly by rewarding horrible people with a lot of attention and partly by censoring anyone who points out that the horrible people are horrible. Preferring to cast horrible people being criticised for horribleness as victims of targeted harassment based on immutable demographic traits. It is extremely dishonest by design.

It makes some kind of feedback loop where people are rewarded with dopamine hits for being horrible and simultaneously shielded from any criticism via censorship, which encourages becoming even more horrible for a bigger dopamine hit.

I was hoping that censorship removal would help but it doesn't fix the part where a horrible person can get a bunch of upvotes/attention/visibility for being horrible.

Horribleness is still gamified on Twitter.

Thank you for reading my post.

>>14962394
>>14963685
rent free, seething psueds always make my day. They are tacitly admitting you are their better. You will always be a poor manlet

>>14963746
Looks like /g/ jannies banned him again
>>>/g/89665924

>>14967598
>You will always be a poor manlet
If you're so spiritually awakened surely you'd be beyond the level of insulting people for things they have no control over?

>>14966143
Still smarter than /lit/ pseuds

>>14969909
Now he's coming back to /sci/ I guess.

>>14963757
no no take the jabfags with you please

>>14970566
It is probably a global ban or he would've been posting in here today.

>>14970638
From your lips to God's ears, my friend. Maybe in a few months, when more demands for forgiveness for vaxoids are being made in the media, we'll finally be rid of them.

>>14963754
>counting = intelligence
But isn't it? Sorting self organizes into complex or dynamic systems when self referencing.

>>14963757
Looks so healthy