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14852371 No.14852371 [Reply] [Original]

i think ive discovered a greener alternative to self driving cars

>> No.14852375

>>14852371
They fart and it contributes to global warming.

>> No.14852386

>>14852371
more importantly, a sexier alternative

>> No.14852396
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>>14852371
Back when they were the primary mode of transportation, cities were filled with horse shit, which was a terrible public health issue, not to mention quality of life.

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>>14852371
Only a dirty backwoods redneck who group up on a farm in some flyover state would unironically suggest horses as a viable transportation method for regular Americans. You truly have to be disconnected from reality to even suggest such a thing. Most people don't even have the space for a horse unless you either live in the middle of nowhere, or you're rich enough to have a massive yard. Of course, for most Americans this isn't the case. Conservatives are just completely out of touch with real issues that Americans are facing. Horses are not going to fix the climate crisis, nor are conservative policies that look that look to the past for solutions. What is actually needed to fix the climate crisis is a forward-looking perspective, not one centered around practices and policies that are outdated or unrealistic for most Americans. We need policies that embrace science and progress, and seek modern solutions to a modern problem. Policies which are centered around understanding and applying cutting edge research to real world climate challenges. Not retarded suggestions about driving a horse and buggy, or homesteading, or living "off the grid".

>> No.14852550

>>14852396
There is no law against leaving horse shit on the road, unlike dogshit.

>> No.14852570

>>14852371
And a solution for male virginity

>> No.14852588

>>14852512
>What is actually needed to fix the climate crisis is a forward-looking perspective
ya like what?
millions of 3rd world immigrants living 1st world lifestyles
carbon taxes and increased production of fossil fuels for asian markets

the left is just as full of shit if not more so than the right
pretending to give a fuck about the environment is arguably worse than openly not giving a fuck

>> No.14852607
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>>14852371

If only there was some kind of 'magic' transportation device.
It would require no manufacturing, it would self-replicate.
It would automatically avoid collisions, it would know its way home, you could literally fall asleep after work and end up at home.
It would power itself, literally 'feed' itself from the ground around it.

>> No.14852623

How much horsepower does a pregnant horse have?

>> No.14852634

>>14852512
>Most people don't even have the space for a horse unless
Urban pod dwellers are not people.

>> No.14852644

>>14852623
2, abortion is murder

>> No.14852653

>>14852371
Oy vey, its breathing!

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>>14852550
That depends greatly by jurisdiction. Even ignoring old laws that are still on the books, cities that have hansom cabs have ordnances that require horses to wear waste collection bags, with fines for malfunctioning collection bags.

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>>14852371
That's funny, that's not too far off from "Space Travel"

>> No.14852848

>>14852607
It exists and its called walking you fat fuck

>> No.14852851

>>14852607
>>14852848
Ok maybe you can’t fall asleep at work and wake up at home if you’re just walking, but you’re still fat

>> No.14853271

>>14852396
Those horses gonna be killed by SJWs for being homophobic

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>>14852851
your hatred of people who are larger than yourself is just your out of control fear. there is no virtue in being a sissy manlet, small people are just weaklings and nothing more.

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>>14852386

>> No.14855942

>>14852623
They can be worked up to a certain point

>> No.14857086
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14857086

>>14855863

There is just something 'wrong' about a woman not riding side-saddle

>> No.14857186

>>14852396
>back when

i hate being a turd worlder. my street is has horse shit everywhere.

>> No.14857189

>>14857186
Could be worse, you could be in San Francisco where there is human shit everywhere.

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>>14857189
>you could be in San Francisco where there is human shit everywhere.

Dude... seriously disrespectful.
Just call them" Black"!

>> No.14857228

>>14852396
>people were so wealthy back then that they just left valuable fertilizer on the side of the street
Yeah I pay about fifty bucks a cubic yard for that shit.

>> No.14858018

woah

>> No.14858021

>>14854557
Projection! Edgy! Wow!

>> No.14858042

This is why I still come here

>> No.14858044

>>14854557
no one is jealous of fat people