/sci/ - Science & Math

>>14850824
Try a mega dose of THC.

Call the CIA and ask them to tie you up and inject LSD into you for weeks

>>14850824
1) Achieve hallucinations
Read about Jungian archetypes and subpersonalities, identify the 1000's of subpersonalities composing your persona, assign different voices to each of them.

2) Cultivate your Delusions
Deeply read and live by the philosophy of the Hermetic corpus, especially the principles of manifestion and correspondance. Take no shame when changing you and your diagnosers plans on the whim of some graffitti or liscence plate digits. Also learn about fractional reserve banking and Jesus whipping the money changers, carry very strong beliefs about this.

3) Simulate a thought disorder
Learn about the kings english and the etymological rooting of language. Adopt this speech in daily life as point of principle. awful shall mean full of awe, understand will mean to stand under, female means feminine male. Those only versed in the english vulgate will mistaken your grammar as a illogical or ackward sence

4) become detached from plans. Learn to be spontaneous, so what your half way through grocery shopping, leave the cart and take a nap. Life is too short for a non stop replay of point a to point b

5) Guilt your pleasure complex
Read Saladin, Chainless slaves and libido dominandi. Top it off with Saladin. Couple this with knowledge of the fiat money system and you have no trouble feeling guilty in just about every pleasurable activity in ones life

6) become stone cold
kinda lame imo, I would skip this one

7) embracing hermitism and the un-post modernal cultural semantics
This shall make for large amounts of avoided social interation that is ackward

8) Learn to meditate and being with oneself in silence
They will mistake you for low energy and being in a state of catatonia

>>14850824
for me a permanent increased stress lvl and reduced sleep works very well to have occasionally hallucinations.

>>14850824
first try inducing severe depression. If you survive it, then you will be able to become tremendously schizo

>>14850824
you need to feel really paranoid all the time, so I'd recommend smoking meth and taking shrooms, then right as you peak in anxeity you hit it with a fat bong rip so the shrooms magnify 100x and hopefully synergize with the meth power and make you enter full psychosis

>>14850824
Positron emission tomography

>>14850824
what I expected from the thumbnail: a tractor and barefeet

what I got: some starbucks-swilling Gaul with negative canthal tilt and a cow piercing

>>14850824
Try datura stramonica

>>14850824
Microdose LSD, gradually increasing your dose every day until you're permanently tripping with no clear sense of when it started

>>14850824
Tulpamancy is basically just meditation excercises that turn you schizophrenic. If you have the patience go to /X/ and ask for info.
Mental disciplines are poorly documented in scientific literature by sheer virtue of being subjective endeavours and lacking useful metrics for documentation. If you wanna turn yourself into a schizo without resorting to trial and error and drugs, which may or may not result in simple psychosis in addition, Tulpamancy and the pseudo-spiritual stuff seems like a good starting point.

>>14850985
>t. has never taken a psychedelic

schizophrenia, epilepsy, baldness, and promiscuity

are

excess retinol

>>14850824
Talk to me for about 4 hours and I'll give it to you straight from the source.

>>14850824
>how do i induce severe schizophrenia in myself?

Become a believer in modern Vegan feminist liberal progressive environmentalism.

>>14851036
>opposes animal abuse
>doesn't care about blastocysts
What's the problem here?

>>14850824
Look for patterns and connections in extremely mundane things every day

>>14850985
you will develop tolerance far too quickly

>>14851037
>>doesn't care about blastocysts
>What's the problem here?

unborn animals important,
unborn humans not important

No insane hypocrisy here

>>14851057
>unborn animals important
Animals don't have abortions, anon...

>>14851061
>Animals don't have abortions

I enjoy my chicken abortions with salsa!

>>14851103
>but muh heckin' eggerinos
That's (usually) animal abuse, not an abortion. You sound mentally retarded.

>>14851113
>You sound mentally retarded.

No, I am sadden at the deliberate slaughter of millions of children by their own demented mothers!

>>14851118
>I am sadden
Okay, but you are also retarded. Vegans get asshurt about eggs because the chickens that lay them are typically kept in horrid conditions, not because muh baby chickerinos get aborted.

>>14851158
>Vegans get asshurt about eggs because the chickens that lay them are typically kept in horrid conditions, not because muh baby chickerinos get aborted.

So YOU BELIEVE Vegans have NO PROBLEM eating the eggs of happy well kept chickens??!!

Do you understand what a ****Vegan*** is???

You need to be at least Eighteen to post.

>>14851170
I'm telling you they oppose eggs because they believe the chickens are abused or exploited for them, not because they're sad about aborted baby chickens. You just keep confirming your mental retardation.

>>14851175
>I'm telling you they oppose eggs because they believe the chickens are abused or exploited for them

I assure you even if you hand fed and cuddled every chicken every day, vegans would STILL oppose eating eggs.
It 100% ***IS*** the eating of the eggs.

>>14851180
>I assure you even if you hand fed and cuddled every chicken every day, vegans would STILL oppose eating eggs.
Possibly, but it would be under the pretext that you are expoiting the hens, not that it's wrong to abort baby chickens.

>>14851184
>not that it's wrong to abort baby chickens.

DEFINITION of Vegan
Vegans reject the use of animals for food or any other use, including clothing.

>>14851207
Yeah, thanks for conceding, nigger ape.

>>14851208
>Yeah, thanks for conceding, nigger ape.

I am not going to stop you slaughtering your own children, so calm down.
You are free to ride the cock carousel with no personal responsibility for the outcome.

>>14851225
See >>14851208

Speaking from someone that had schizophrenic/split personality disorder episodes with vivid hallucinations it's all about having traumatic realizations about your perception of reality. It all started with me opening my "3rd eye" or so I thought. I was playing a catchy card game with someone online and had the realization that he knew my
every move, thus awaking telepathy(3rd eye). I thought everyone could speak to eachother telapathically and there was a secret language in numbers and colors which had significant impact of series of events taking place. Just google numbers and colors and their meanings. Mix that in with losing your innervoice and having that be replaced with someone else and you have split personality disorder. Believe in that you have spiritual powers and that people use them freely by thought instance synchronization and you have a case of psychoses which is believing in
things that aren't real. Also believe that you can body swap with people and your slip personality disorder can manifest at anytime. I could keep going but you get the point. My perception of reality was strange from others perspective but it all felt so real in my mind. I had to go to a mental hospital because of this which made me realize how far I've taken things and lost my schizophrenia by shear will but the voices do come back from time to time. The hallucinations i had was when i went to the hospital and played a spiritual mind games with my other personality to see who had the best magic abilities and he beat me because he was the one who showed me how to hallucinate. My split personalities i thought were real people they were just using my body to communicate to me like the girl in the exorcist. I could go on but i highly doubt i'll get a response to oh well.

>>14850824
Smoke a lot of weed or take several tabs of LSD.

>>14851392
Does it feel real in retrospect? Like, was the quality of those memories as good as the quality of "sane" memories?