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Bezos failed again:
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/bezos-rocket-fails-during-liftoff-154809878.html

>> No.14842543

>>14842256
he can send it back within 30 days for a full refund

>> No.14842580

>>14842256
Maybe should have spent more money on this over rangz of powah

>> No.14842653
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>> No.14842667
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>First rings of woke tanks and now spaceship explodes.
mfw

>> No.14842680

back to your containment general trannies

>> No.14842681

>>14842256
Why is this guy so hated? He isn't any more greedy and autistic than Memelon.

>> No.14842705

>>14842256
See You Space Dongboy

>> No.14842733

>>14842681
memelon is just being greedy and autistic
bezos is being greedy, autistic and actively evil

>> No.14842819

>>14842256
Failures are to be expected, everything is in its trial phases. This isn't a huge deal. All safety features aboard the rocket worked and if there were passengers aboard, they would have survived.

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>>14842256
>>14842681
Elon delivers. Bezos doesn't. Blue Origin has never put a single object into orbit, and at this rate, never will. They're also killing ULA by delaying the engines they were meant to build for Vulcan.

>> No.14842883
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>>14842256
HE DIDNT FAIL ANYTHING.

PEOPLE ATILL GOT PAID AND MONEY WAS MOVED AROUND.

THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF ALL OF IT.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/9PxoQCmKma1q/

>> No.14842889

>>14842883
>rocket blows up
>h-he didn't fail
holy cope

>> No.14843357
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Let's watch it again in slow motion
https://youtu.be/YmLjk1QgXzY

Holy fuck

>> No.14843397

FAA grounds Blue Origin
FAA grounds Blue Origin
FAA grounds Blue Origin
FAA grounds Blue Origin

https://youtu.be/S3S5DZ3yeqM

>> No.14843477

>>14842681
He tries to get ahead through lawsuits and government dictates. He is the "if I can't make it, no one can" type of personality that holds the world back to his own level of inadequacy.

>> No.14843525

>>14843357
Lmao the stunned silence when the little penis head detaches. Why do his tiny little chode rockets look like a high school team project? Bezos btfo.

>> No.14843536

>>14843525
He can't put a rocket in orbit but he imagines he's going to build O'Neill cylinders for trillions of people in space. What a fag.

>> No.14843537

>>14843536
To be fair, has he TRIED to put a rocket into orbit?

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>>14842681
amazon is an evil company that makes money on having people be treated as slaves and pushing others out of business
they benefitted like few others (medical and vaccine manufacturers maybe, also petrol and energy companies) from the pandemic, getting richer form the demise of others as everybody else loses

>> No.14843954

>>14842256
>jeff_bezos_sad.jpg
Am I more autistic than I thought? He looks pissed, not sad.

>> No.14844014

>>14842681
Too much media exposure. He should have been a shy trillionaire but his whole business model runs on hype so hes become the face of crony capitalism.
Hype pumps the stock price, then he can print and sell stock and get capital with minimal dilution.

>> No.14844064

>>14842875

Whatever happened to Starship? Wasn't is supposed to reach orbit in last December? Does it repeatedly and constantly fail during every single ground test since October 2021 or something?

>> No.14844507

>>14843397
you just know there were people on board because they keep mentioning "it was not carrying people"

>> No.14844513

>>14844064
>Whatever happened to Starship? Wasn't is supposed to reach orbit in last December
Environmental review delayed the schedule. They're currently proving the 1st stage can light (aka static fires). Last I've hard, orbital test is still expected by end of this year.

>> No.14844580

>>14844064
Starship is still going through incremental development. SpaceX have been improving the welding, raptor engine performance, and have been building launch towers.
Elon as usual has been overly optimistic about time frames.

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>>14844064
Yes, Starship has had some delays, some government, some technical. But SpaceX has its Falcon 9 & Heavy rockets working just fine, Falcon 9 launches & landings are routine at this point. So routine that SpaceX Starlink sats are now a majority of the active satellites in orbit.

Blue Origin was founded 2 years before SpaceX; by most estimates they have spent more than SpaceX on R&D. That they don't have a working rocket that can match the Falcon 9 is just embarrassing; that they don't an orbital rocket at all even more so, and show how poorly the people at top have been managing the company.

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>>14842256
spacefags always fail at everything they do, spacefags are all toxic losers, anyone who willingly associates themselves with spacefags or spacefaggory deserves to be mocked for their low IQs and if possible, physically abused until they change their harmful ways.

>> No.14845582

>>14843525
I wonder, if they were to activate those rockets after first stage separation, how much higher could go, maybe a lot more. And they could stay longer in space.
Do it Bezos! Don't be a pussy, give more fun time to your customers, you greedy bastard.

>> No.14845623

>>14842681
His company is big and evil.
Musk's is small and neutral.

>> No.14845788

>>14843954
Oh yeah he mad