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WE ARE GOING edition

Launch: August 29, 8:33 a.m. EDT / 12:33 UTC (2 hour window)
Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMLD0Lp0JBg

Vehicle: Space Launch System (SLS) Block 1
Launch site: Launch Pad 39B, Kennedy Space Center, Florida
Payload: Uncrewed Orion Multi-Purpose Crew Vehicle #002 & 10 cubesats
>https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/0364_secondary_payloads_brochure_07282020_508_single_pages_for_web.pdf
Destination: Distant retrograde orbit around the Moon
Mission Duration: 42 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes
Splashdown: October 10, Pacific Ocean, off the coast of San Diego
Press kit: https://www.nasa.gov/specials/artemis-i-press-kit/img/Artemis%20I_Press%20Kit.pdf
Weather: https://www.patrick.spaceforce.mil/Portals/14/Weather/SLS%20Artemis%20I%20L-1%20Forecast%20-%2029%20Aug%20Launch.pdf?ver=9cd_2ztiB0AXr-kswqYxig%3d%3d (80-60% GO)
>https://www.nasa.gov/specials/artemis-i/
>https://www.nasa.gov/content/live-coverage-of-nasas-artemis-i-mission-to-the-moon
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis_program
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Launch_System

This is the first launch of SLS, the first launch of a complete Orion spacecraft, and the first Artemis mission.

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>>14801611
BACK TO THE FUCKING MOON

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>> No.14801630

I might take a long lunch. Does it look like a Go today?

>> No.14801642

>>14801626
Looks like if a Saturn V fucked a Shuttle stack. Just perfect.

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>>14801625
YES

>> No.14801655

>>14801630
I give it 15% chance of launching

>> No.14801666

>>14801644
I honestly can't wait until Artemis III. I don't care about the gender/race/etc of who steps on the the moon next. As long as we (humans) get back there.

>> No.14801671

>>14801666
trips of truth
even if it is politicized, over budget, inefficient, it's still goddamn space travel to da moon

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>> No.14801682

>>14801671
It's been too long. I'm fucking 40 and nobody's been back there in my lifetime. This was humanity's crowning achievement and we've been neglecting for too long.

>> No.14801720

>>14801611
will thread be stickied? mods im thinking you should sticky this thread.

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FIRST FOR CUM INSIDE THE ROCKET GIRLS

>> No.14801726

I hope it explodes no cap

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>>14801611
Go, SLS, go!

>> No.14801730

>>14801726
anon why. why do you want to see the next landmark in american space dominance destroyed?

>> No.14801735 [DELETED] 

Digits and it doesn't explode.

>> No.14801737

how many deltav is this new big thing vs the saturn 5?

>> No.14801738

>Hey D'Quarius did you do the hydrogen leak check on the service structure?
>AYY NIGGA WE BE CASHING ALL KIND OF CHECKS U FEEL ME THAT NASA MONEY SON
>N-no I meant did you check for leaks, just making sure before we sign off on this launch
>AYYYY MAYNE I CHECKED IT I CHECKED IT *shucks and jives*

>> No.14801740

shame the RS-25s are ending up in the ocean. $146,000,000 each!

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>>14801730
On the contrary, I want it to FLY

>> No.14801742

>>14801735
digits and it does

>> No.14801743

>>14801735
It's exploding.

>> No.14801745

i want happiness come to nasa

huzzah to the space
flight pioneer

good luck to all break past the barrier of humanity horizon


the god look upon and see the creation burst forth

yonder flow to the children
good tidings all

>> No.14801753

>>14801737
poor. Saturn V had a lot of post-staging dV due to the Apollo capsule design (its engines that is). SLS can just barely throw the MPCV into orbit but nothing else since Orion a shit.

>> No.14801756

Lend your energy to make it explode

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>>14801739
>is the ESM and Orion fueled up already
Yes, they were serviced in the MPPF before stacking.

>> No.14801761

>>14801753
how is the SLS an improvement over the saturn 5? isnt this supposed to be the biggest rocket since the sat 5?

>> No.14801764

SLS remain perfwctly safe for i cast the spell of protection on thee. Bless you system of space launch and the men and especially women of nasa

>> No.14801766

>>14801737
Dunno delta-v but it can get around 27 tons to the moon, where Saturn V could do almost double that

>> No.14801768

>>14801745
Based

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>> No.14801774

How do you deal with the fact that your country will never do cool shit like this?

>> No.14801775

>>14801761
the improvement is..... nothing really. it's expensive, expendable, and complex. For the billions per flight you can buy a truckload of Falcon Heavy flights and get 100x the upmass

>> No.14801777

>>14801766
so this is shittier than the sat 5 wtf? isnt this thing also supposed to beat elooon mosk to mars? how is it going to do that when it can barely get to the mooon???

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>>14801737
it's way less

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>>14801774
>tfw american and will never know this feel

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Can't wait for high definition Lunar KINO

>> No.14801787

>>14801774
you immigrate and become a based american, now your country is always doing cool shit like this

>> No.14801789

>>14801761
>>14801777
this is the power of congressional districts, it exists not due to technical merit but due to pork

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>>14801761
>how is the SLS an improvement over the saturn 5?
It diverted more public money into the right pockets.

>> No.14801792

>>14801781
>more thrust
>less payload
what's the point of this? so you can get into orbit 5s faster?

>> No.14801799

>>14801771
m-mommy

>> No.14801800

>>14801777
if you want a laugh look up photos of starship docked to the lunar gateway with Orion attached.

>> No.14801802

>>14801787
Sadly, I am not an illiterate Mexican and therefore the US government doesn't want me.

>> No.14801805

Launch unlikely,
communications lag
Hydrogen leak
bad weather

>> No.14801807

Stupid question but could the SLS be seen with a telescope in the same way you can see the space station supposing that by the time is night
time it hasn't travelled to far away?

>> No.14801808

>>14801792
welcome to hydromeme

>> No.14801811

>>14801764
I've been working my spell for two years, it will explode
The rocket's timeline is riddled with retroactively-induced structural weaknesses, software faults, and procedure errors which will ultimately result in its doom

>> No.14801820

>>14801792
I think the initial trust is higher because of the side boosters, but they don't boost for the whole ascent.

>> No.14801822

>>14801807
not stupid at all, answer is mostly yes
https://www.nasa.gov/specials/trackartemis/

>> No.14801824

>>14801811
fuck. this warlock has met his maatch.

>> No.14801825

>>14801802
Go to Mexico and sneak in and then seek amnesty

Unironically the easiest way to become a US citizen. Thank me later

>> No.14801827

>>14801807
if the conditions are good yeah
https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/photographing-apollo-8s-orbit-toward-moon

>> No.14801828

>>14801802
i'll marry you to get u a green card anon, it'll be chill all i ask is a biweekly cuddle session, fully clothed, you can even be the big spoon

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dino nuggets at the ready for launch snacking

>> No.14801839

>>14801834
Found the skinnyfat

>> No.14801841

>>14801834
im a sick fuck i like a quick fuck

>> No.14801842

>>14801785
This is truly what I look forward to most, whichever company achieves it first. Nasa only streams in 720p but surely they would later upload 4K+ footage at some point..

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two bongs to go
also reminder that SLS has been in planning long enough there are drawings of it with the main tank still painted white lmao

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>>14801802
>To conform to U.S. Government space technology export regulations, applicant must be a U.S. citizen, lawful permanent resident of the U.S., protected individual as defined by 8 U.S.C. 1324b(a)(3), or eligible to obtain the required authorizations from the U.S. Department of State.

>> No.14801855

-423°, brrrrrr

>> No.14801861

>>14801848
>study in US
>get green card
>be here for 5 years
>take citizenship test

Hard as fuck but it's possible. Keep in mind that American cities are still mostly shitholes though.

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HERE IS INFOMARTIONAL SLS
APOLOGIZE IM DRUNK

>> No.14801885

>>14801882
one cubic golf swing

>> No.14801887

>>14801848
Aside from citizenship, I think you need security clearance to work in the American aerospace industry. Even if I somehow manage to get citizenship, my country of origin would automatically disqualify me for a security clearance.

>> No.14801888

>>14801882
can someone here translate boomer?

>> No.14801890

WE

>> No.14801893

>>14801888
$60k/year 'media outreach' NASA employee attempting to 'engage the public'
many such cases

>> No.14801895

>>14801890
GAAN

>> No.14801897

>>14801887
>tfw American citizen joining the Space Force

I feel very lucky bros. There's a lot wrong with this country but the pursuit of space exploration is not one of them

>> No.14801898

>>14801792
It's the best they could do while reusing shittle contracts. They should have got Aerojet Rocketdyne to finish the F-1B and gone with a kero-lox first stage and used RS-25s as upper stage engines with vacuum optimized bells.
Such is politics vs engineering.

>> No.14801900

>>14801890
ARE

>> No.14801901

>>14801893
>$60k/year 'media outreach' NASA employee

You can just say woman, it's okay anon

>> No.14801902

>>14801890
GAAN

>> No.14801907

>>14801890
ARE.

>> No.14801916

the countdown clock font is NOT monospaced which PISSES ME OFF

>> No.14801918

https://youtu.be/3D_34C6V2RQ

>> No.14801921

>>14801900
NEVER EVER EVER

>> No.14801927

is SLS still dude-with-red-button for FTS or is it automated like spacex? just wondering

>> No.14801929

>>14801921
GETTING BACK TOGETHER

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guys did you FUCKING SEE THIS

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Reminder, if it scrubs within the last 5 seconds before launch they will have to spend 6 months to take apart and rebuild it all for another launch

>> No.14801938

>>14801931
charge your phone

>> No.14801943

I came and pissed for all mankind

>> No.14801944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfVi53slbvM

>> No.14801952

>>14801938
im still drunk but i try

>> No.14801953

>>14801937
whatever happened to the doomerposting about the tanks only being rated for 8 fill-de tank cycles or something? How many are we up to now?

>> No.14801963

so why they launchin at night? answer me

>> No.14801967

>>14801963
They aren't?

>> No.14801970

>>14801963 careful orbit planning (>>14801614
)

>> No.14801973

>>14801967
i have eyes fool
>>14801970
thank

>> No.14801974

>>14801963
so they can get the contrasty rocket plume on night background shots.

>> No.14801975

>>14801963
So they can see the Moon when they are driving

>> No.14801976

raise your hand if you were here for the first FH launch thread. That was some party!

>> No.14801983

>>14801611
MODS WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY

>> No.14801991

>>14801983
they usually wait till the stream starts at least

>> No.14801996

>>14801976
yes, but not as much of a party as the first successful falcon landing.

>> No.14801997

>>14801916
glad i'm not the only one, they also stretch the numbers (but not the individual digits) to keep the dots in a fixed position and it looks atrocious

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there are BOOBIES onboard thanks to Helga and Zohar (test dummies for measuring radiation)

>> No.14802004

>>14801983
whats wrong ANON

>> No.14802007

>>14802001
Why did they feel the need to add the tits?

>> No.14802014

Boy I sure do fucking hate niggers

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>>14802007
stated reason is there are lots of female astros now
real reason is they were built by the G*rmans

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>>14802001

>> No.14802026

>>14802001
do you think nasa would ever do an experiment of human sex in space??

>> No.14802027

>>14802001
>(((Zohar)))
of course

>> No.14802033

>>14802026
there are rumors of Doug Hurley and Karen Nyberg getting it on

>> No.14802037

>>14801625
>>14801644
>>14801671
>>14801682
am confused. I thought we were just orbiting the moon, not landing on it

>> No.14802041

>>14802037
that's Artemis III
this is just a fly around

>> No.14802048

>>14802037
The Orion atop SLS can't land anything on the moon.
However Artemis 3 is planned to use a Starship for landing. (don't ask why the SLS is needed for this at all)

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I don’t like the niggers or the jews

>> No.14802061

Quesion; will this btfo the flat-autists once and for all

>> No.14802067

>>14802061
no they're mentally ill.
think, did the Gilgamesh tablets btfo abrahamic religions?

>> No.14802075

>>14802061
you can't btfo denial that strong. you could send a flattard to orbit and he'll say he was drugged and/or it was advanced cgi and tech that only the government has and earth is still flat

>> No.14802076

>>14802014
racist

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>>14802075
>Pretend to be flattard
>Get put on dragon for mandatory flattard reeducation

Thanks for the free flight lmao

>> No.14802084

goodnight anon...

>> No.14802085

>>14802084
no don't leave
you have to watch the launch

>> No.14802086

Going to sleep. Godspeed SLS.

>> No.14802089

>>14802085
how long is it launxh? im so tired i have work in morning

>> No.14802090

>>14801882
This is such an odd comparison metric

>> No.14802096

>>14802080
Based

>> No.14802098

Hope it blows the fuck up.

>> No.14802104

>>14802098
:(

you dont really
you just say so that you makes you feel better inside

>> No.14802106

cant wait to see it land.
where the grid fins?

>> No.14802109

>>14802104
Not that anon, but I want it to blow up because I despise Americans and want them to fail.

>> No.14802113

>>14802019
Bet no over at NASA realized that I would fap to that bound femnequin

>> No.14802114

>>14802106
don’t worry JRTI is heading out to the landing site as we speak

>> No.14802119

>>14802007
Breast cancer is very common.

>> No.14802122

>>14802104
When it blows up Boeing can show us just hope fast they can build a new one plus Orion.

>> No.14802125

>>14802109
but i am american

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Where they vent the hydrogen?

>> No.14802129

>>14802109
Sounds like some personal insecurities and issues you need to work on bud

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>>14802106
anon, I...

>> No.14802133

>>14802129
USA is literal cancer for the world.

>> No.14802135

>>14802126
what flavor they using in it?

>> No.14802140

SLS is a cute.

>> No.14802148

>>14802140
SLS is being pumped full of liquid by old men right now. she's a whore

>> No.14802152

>>14802133
>uses an American website to discuss American current events

Post country.

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>>14802135
Something very cool and refreshing, like a ice blue popsicle straight from the freezer

>> No.14802161

>>14801927
No idea, realistically both is the best solution.

>> No.14802166

>>14802148
that's money honey

>> No.14802169

>NASA is wasting million of tax payer dollars to...
>*checks notes*
>send Uncrewed vessel into space to go *back* to the moon
>there are no plans for bases, factories or anything just light tourist vacations
OK.

>> No.14802172

>>14802169
space eggs will do it and NASA knows it.

>> No.14802173

>>14802133
>>14802152
>no reply

That's what I thought, bitch.

>> No.14802177

>>14802080
Based

>> No.14802178

>>14802106
Kek

>> No.14802182

>>14802169
>>there are no plans for bases, factories or anything just light tourist vacations
Moonship IS a base if you bring some rovers or an in-situ lab along, or really both.

>> No.14802190

>>14801976
I have been here too longer than /sfg/ has existed, grasshopper landing was probably the biggest one I remember just because so many people said it couldn't be done.

>> No.14802200

>>14802182
>Moonship IS a base if
>if
Newsflash, it's not happening.

>> No.14802205

>>14802200
There is no other lander. Either it works or there's no return to the moon for quite a while.

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>>14802205
couldn't they just ask the nazis for one?

>> No.14802248

>>14802238
We did last time but the paperclip boys are all dead.

>> No.14802257

Moonship will be fine. They can afford to expend 8 or so tankers if they absolutely cannot get the ships to reenter in one piece by then.

>> No.14802259

>>14802205
>There is no other lander
Cool? I don't care, Biden is driving the economy to the wall and NASA think it's a good time to send junk to the moon?
This isn't a real space program it's propaganda and a shitty one at that.

>> No.14802260

>Much like your mom, they take a pounding, but they're built to withstand it.

>> No.14802263

>>14802259
Yeah I agree the SLS is bad and too expensive. It's cool nonetheless.

>> No.14802271

why did we unsticky?

>> No.14802272

I hope it fail completely, promptly gets canceled freeing billions of NASA budget and buries old space forever.
Things we could have if not for all that money and effort wasted on that rehashed 80s tech.

>> No.14802279

>>14802272
>freeing billions of NASA budget
that's not how it works. the budget comes with strict rules what to spend it on

>> No.14802281

>>14801611
How can we profit? Will Boeing stock moon if the SLS launch goes well?

>> No.14802282

>>14802279
This is arguably the largest failure mode in our entire system of government.

>> No.14802290

why do they even bother adding an ejection mechanism to one of these? 100million just to maybe save 3 lives when for the same money you can probably save 1million lives with healthcare.

>> No.14802295

>>14802290
The healthcare budget is like 4 trillion in the US
you can't do shit with 100million

>> No.14802299

>>14802295
it's like 30 cents per person

>> No.14802303

>>14802290
Sorry mate, but the lives of 3 astronauts >>>>>> the lives of 1 million niggers and white niggers

>> No.14802306

>>14802290
>100 bucks each can save 1 million people
wew

>> No.14802307

>>14802290
I care about putting stuff in space way more than about millions of useless eaters.

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Bleed flow error in tank number 3.
Artemis-sisters... not like this

>> No.14802318

tfw the burgers will have to get up early.
For once being a europoor is a good thing.

>> No.14802322

>>14802312
It never stood a chance

>> No.14802323

>>14802318
Yuros are at work though,

>> No.14802325

>>14802323
I'm a neet king

>> No.14802327

>>14802323
don't tell my boss

>> No.14802328

im sleepy, hopefully the launch gets delayed due to leaks so i dont miss it

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>>14801976
I was on /kspg/ for Falcon 9 flight 20

>> No.14802333

>>14802323
Doesn't stop me

>> No.14802334

>Something is "crack"
No :(

>> No.14802337

>leaking
LMAO, see you in 3 months

>> No.14802338

The guy sounds like he's on the verge of crying lmao

>> No.14802339

nice upbeat music

>> No.14802340

Today I'll remind them
>“Let’s be very honest,” Bolden said in an interview. “We don’t have a commercially available heavy-lift vehicle. The Falcon 9 Heavy may some day come about. It’s on the drawing board right now. SLS is real.”
That was in 2014.

>> No.14802341
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engine is broke

>> No.14802342

cancelled?

>> No.14802343
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>>14802323
It's bank holiday today m8

>> No.14802344

I got work tomorrow, thank you incompetent NASA

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>>14802323
didn't stop me for the past 2+ years

>> No.14802356
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what if it's the thermometer sensor broken
is it gonna go boom

>> No.14802357

>>14802307
you dont need an emergency ejection mechanism to go to space

>> No.14802366

>>14802341
>>14802352
>>14802356
so many frogposters on /sci/

>> No.14802368

>>14802357
Yeah but unfortunately cucks in NASA would rather delay landing on moon by 10 years than have a 1% risk of astronauts dying.

>> No.14802371

>>14802357
Has anybody ever been saved by one those?

>> No.14802374

>>14802368
>1%
>rocket is already broken

>> No.14802373

>>14802368
but the flight's unmanned

>> No.14802377

>>14802371
yes, some soyuz crew

>> No.14802376

>>14802318
>>14802323

>tfw 8:30pm here
it's like prime time for me to shitpost on /b/ and instead I'm watchng this stream

>> No.14802379
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>>14802371
A few times with the Soyuz

>> No.14802388

>>14802379
well it makes sense on the soyuz. the strategy of making cheapo rockets with expensive ejection makes sense. but the strategy of making expensive rockets with expensive ejection makes no sense. it's like adding ejection seats to a boeing 777.

>> No.14802389

Do you think they'll find fairies there? Asking for a friend.

>> No.14802390

how much would it cost for this launch to be delayed

>> No.14802391

>>14802376
australiafags are in the best position for once.

>> No.14802396

What is probably going to be the best stream?

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>>14802389
Yeah but it'll go undocumented

>> No.14802399

>>14802390
you mean how much extra would (((the space industrial complex))) make if this launch got delayed?

>> No.14802403

>>14802396
nasa media stream

>> No.14802404

>>14802371
>100 million dollars ejection system
>will probably get used 1% of the time
>you are basically paying 10billion for the lives of 3 astronauts

the worst deal in the history of deals LMAO

>> No.14802407

>>14802404
Seeing as the death of 3 astronauts will make the public want to fund the NASA much less and ruin their reputation even more, they would lose a lot more in the long run not having it.

>> No.14802408

>>14802396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ

>> No.14802416

>>14802404
Yeah, unlike NASA, Musk got his priorities right with Starship.
Ejection systems have slight chance to maybe save a few lives but they make economics nonviable.

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what do the flat earthers think of all this?

>> No.14802424

>>14802417
Who cares what those idiots think?

>> No.14802425

>>14802417
flat earthers don't think

>> No.14802432

>>14802408
What is the difference between the normal NASA channel and the NASA media channel?

>> No.14802435

>>14802417
flat girls uoooohhh....

>> No.14802436

Where's the v-tuber stream?

>> No.14802437

>>14802424
>>14802425
you cant even prove that the earth is spherical-ish

>> No.14802442
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>> No.14802443

>>14802417
>flat earthers
>think
Lmao

>> No.14802450

>>14802437
you can't prove you're not a bot

>> No.14802455

>>14802323
Southern europoor here.
Nobody has a job here.

>> No.14802458

>>14802417
I guess, that it's just a show and everything after the liftoff is fake.
I also wonder what moon landings deniers think, is it also fake or will we go to the moon for real this time.

>> No.14802460

>>14802455
Based, let the snowniggers slave away.

>> No.14802462

at what point does this get officially delayed

>> No.14802463

To all the nasadrones and nasa workers reading this:
Sneed and dilate, SLS will never be a rocket. Don't call it a grave- it's the future you chose. Shovelfag won, the future of space is for man to explore at will, not for your congress to decide to spend money on deprecated robots that dig one whole a centimeter deep.

>> No.14802466

>>14802417
They're already on social media claiming these engine issues are "convenient".

>> No.14802469

>>14802408
They said in that stream that there's an issue with one of the motors. They're trying to fix it but it doesn't look good

>> No.14802470

official stream is about to start!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D_34C6V2RQ
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14802474

it's 2022 and they are streaming in 720p

>> No.14802476

>>14802469
>old salvaged shuttle engines
>there's an issue
What a surprise

>> No.14802479

>>14802474
Please understand, those 720p cameras cost 4 million a piece.

>> No.14802481

>>14802474
wouldn't be so bad if the bitrate wasn't so low

>> No.14802485

hope they have some comfy music like the webb stream

>> No.14802487

>>14801655
generous, seeing as how the thing almost blew up on the pad
they're venting the hydrogen tank via engine #3 lol

>> No.14802490

>>14802425
ok, what are they parroting from all the buttchute videos they watch?

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>>14802366
Yes.

>> No.14802493

>>14802474
fucking zoomers get to watch moon missions in real time in hd from their pocket computer and STILL complain it's not good enough

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>>14801611
I can clearly see the problem. This bottom left screw is loose.

>> No.14802502

>>14802496
You have a screw loose, Screw Boy

>> No.14802504

>>14802474
>at night
>thinking pixel count = resolution

cringe

>> No.14802507

>>14802496
What's up with that? Why does it have so much smoke?

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14802508

>Obviously a major malfunction

>> No.14802511

Sorry chuds, the last shuttle blew off a tile and the orange tank got a bit damaged...

>> No.14802516

>>14802493
For a 30billion dollar program, of course it's not fucking good enough

>> No.14802519

>>14802507
Oil leak in the carburetor

>> No.14802520

>>14802507
There's a cable fire inside, it's gonna do an Apollo 1

>> No.14802521

they don't even have a plan yet lol

>> No.14802522

If this fails it's over for SLS. This shit is all over the media with a million people waiting for stream.

>> No.14802526

>>14802516
back to tiktok with you you smoothbrained teenager

>> No.14802524

>engine bleed can't be fixed through usual troubleshooting
This doesn't sound good.

>> No.14802527

Boeingjeets care to explain?

>> No.14802531

>>14802526
I am actually older than you, no cap

>> No.14802532

Looks like it's not happening today guys :(

>> No.14802537

>>14802532
Looks like it's not happening ever guys :(
ftfy

>> No.14802540

>>14802527
Space is hard, Congress clearly haven't given them enough funding

>> No.14802541

>>14802531
speak english

>> No.14802544

This is the most pork rocket ever

>> No.14802545

Biden's space program.

>> No.14802546

>>14802537
Don't be so pessimistic.

>> No.14802549

SLSbros... it's over...

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>>14802540

>> No.14802551

>>14802532
oh no
not my moon flybyerino
not my heckking boeing boondogglerino

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>>14802508
If we meme it enough, it will become true

>> No.14802554

>>14802537
Too optimistic, the orange faggot will fly.

>> No.14802556

>>14802527
Need more money Sir, please send us more tax dollars good Sir.

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>>14802516
>>14802493
>>14802479
>>14802474
it's literally in 4k

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The smoke issue just got worse

>> No.14802569

>>14802527
Y so many indians at Boeing or in the space industry??

>> No.14802573

>>14802563
the "smoke" isn't an issue

>> No.14802574

someone should do a little trolling and light the fuse

>> No.14802576

>inb4 they try to proceed with the launch anyway for optics and the whole thing explodes on the launchpad

>> No.14802581

>>14802573
It is. It's literally about to explode.

>> No.14802585

>>14802552
They said it's flying a new software...
New Boeing software (probably written by Indians).

>> No.14802588

So what’s the mission of these Artemis flights? Shouldn’t it be more ambitious than just putting a brown woman on the moon if we already put humans? I don’t get it. What else do they plan on doing that they haven’t done

>> No.14802592

Just woke up, where we at boys?

>> No.14802594

SIRS DO NOT REDEEM THE SELF-DESCRUCT

>> No.14802595

>>14802556
The US spends hundreds of billions feeding worthless leeches and blacks
NASA only has a budget of $25 billion
If I had to choose between the two I’d much rather give my money to the latter than the former

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I hope it pulls a Delta III

>> No.14802599

>>14802588
setting up a moon space station and permanent base on the moon with artemis 3

>> No.14802601

>>14802588
Clean up all the shit we left 50 years ago. Part of the New Green Deal.

>> No.14802602

>>14802588
Check once and for all if there really is a fuckton of ice in the southern craters, because that will determine whether or not building refueling infrastructure will be worth it or not.

>> No.14802605

>>14802585
>They said it's flying a new software
Lmao, if it launches, it fails, Boeing software is a meme.

>> No.14802606

Please please let it explode and take the entire american empire with it.

>diversity rocket explodes on the pad
>shaniqua used ebonics and imperial to affix some vital pieces
>first subhuman on moon cancelled
>China laughs and does a flyby the next day

I AM READY. HUMILATION FOR AMERICA TIME. (FAVORITE TIME FOR AMERICANS TOO AS THEY LOVE KEKOLDRY)

>> No.14802607
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ayo yt pipo b spendin billons and my 80HD family cant get no money

amerikkka has failed y'all

>> No.14802608

>>14802576
They need to redesign the launch tower for Block 2 anyway so really Artemis 1 exploding on the pad is cheap demolition of the old tower.

>> No.14802610

>>14802607
you will never go to space :)

>> No.14802611

I don't think it's happening boys. It's just standing there, farting.

>> No.14802614

>>14802550
why would "percentage of the federal budget" be a relevant metric at all here? Federal budget size isn't constant

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>>14802610
>jump in the air
>i have no entered space
shieeeeeeeeet

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>>14802607

>> No.14802618

>>14802608
>cheap
As in, you won't have to plan and pay for the demolition itself, sure. But as far as demolition operations go, Artemis 1 sure was expensive.

>> No.14802619

>>14802602
>whether or not building refueling infrastructure will be worth it or not.
it will literally never be worth it

>> No.14802620

>>14802592
somewhere between anger and bargaining as far as I can tell from the live feed

>> No.14802621

Good morning sir, this is Steve from SpaceX.
Your rocket launch cannot proceed before you pay the ah appropriate fees. Do you have google play gift card sir?

>> No.14802622

>>14802607
Doesn't look like she's starving.

>> No.14802623

>>14801614
>one tiny bit of wind and the whole thing gets blown off course

Yeah im not buying it

>> No.14802625

>>14802617
8 bucks? That's like 80 bucks today. Which fucking kids eat for 80 bucks a day?

>> No.14802626

>it's a fuel issue is solved only to reveal another worse fuel issue episode
A classic.

>> No.14802627

>>14802597
that would require it to leave the ground, which doesn't seem likely, at least not today

>> No.14802628

>>14802614
It's a good indicator of how much politicians care.

>>14802618
Artemis 1 was already built so the demolition is essentially free :^)

>> No.14802629

This thread is already reaching bump limit and the rocket hasn't even launched yet

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>>14802620
>Engine bleed issue

>> No.14802631

>>14802623
Ah yes, wind in high Earth orbit, take your meds.

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Does Java run on this thing?
I doubt the Indians touched any other language.

>> No.14802633

>>14802625
Americans are fat

>> No.14802637

i kinda hope this big dumb rocket explodes and nasa looks like idiots for going with it

>> No.14802638

>>14802630
>Mission is so fraught with female energy it's having bleeding problems.
Inb4 it refuses to come home to earth because it's busy discovering itself behind the moon (i.e. getting fucked by "black body" radiation)

>> No.14802640

>>14802585
>New Boeing software (probably written by Indians).

Once I heard JWST was running Javascript I lost all possible faith in NASA code

>> No.14802641

>clock stopping
Kek, it's over.

>> No.14802644

why is my local german stream one minute faster than the nas one

>> No.14802643

>>14802007
Astronauts get lonely sometimes.

>> No.14802645

Someone go poke it with a stick

>> No.14802646

>>14802527
Space hard very much dear sir!

>> No.14802648

HOLDING AT T-40 MINS

>> No.14802650
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SHE'S LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D_34C6V2RQ

>> No.14802651

>>14802632
It's ironic that tech circles constantly circulate that NASA article on code quality that's clearly written specific for C when you hear about nearly every other language being actually used

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>>14802641

>> No.14802653

It's 100% going to explode if they go through with the launch.

>> No.14802657

>>14802650
But they are scrubbing...

>> No.14802658

Cant wait to see how far the CGI progressed and what mental gymnastics will NASA do this time to to pretend any of this is real

>> No.14802659

> clock hold
we're welll into bargaining and moving towards sadness

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COME ON HYDROGEN TEAM

>> No.14802662

>>14802653
God i hope so

>> No.14802663

>>14802650
The 2D model was cuter and less glitchy.

>> No.14802664

>>14802659
wasn't this a planned hold?

>> No.14802668

>>14802653
Nah still will work with maybe 10% chance of exploding. They may actually take the risk instead of complete humiliation if it gets scrubbed again.

>> No.14802670

>>14802650
fly me to the moon...

>> No.14802671

>>14802659
Why was the clock on 40 minutes only. Wasn't it supposed to launch in more than an hour?

>> No.14802672

>>14802664
no

>> No.14802674

>leaks upon leaks upon leaks upon leaks
One open flame in a 100-meter radius of that launchpad and BOOM

>> No.14802675

>>14802674
there's no confirmed leak

>> No.14802677

>>14802323
>Caring about the rat race
Kek

>> No.14802678

mods pin this

>> No.14802680

It's going to blow up and that's good.

>> No.14802681

>>14802678
why pin a launch thread when there's no launch

>> No.14802683

Is this the power of NASA? Leaky rocket.

>> No.14802685

>>14802681
fuck off doomer flat earth retard faggot

>> No.14802686

>>14802681
Because it might explode

>> No.14802687

JUST 30 MORE MINUTES SIRS

>> No.14802689

When we get a moon base I’m scared the diversity crew will have some sort of breakdown and explode the base..

>> No.14802690

>>14802681
because there might be an earth-shattering kaboom

>> No.14802691

lets be real here this is either a womans fault or a blacks fault

>> No.14802692

>>14802685
good luck launching on three engines

>> No.14802694

Just 30 more minutes

>> No.14802697

>>14802691
most congressmen are old white males

>> No.14802698

>>14802687
No. More than 40 minutes and the clock is stopped

>> No.14802701

>>14802687
TRUST THE PLAN

>> No.14802703

We are going

>> No.14802704

>>14802689
>Yo nigga hol up hol up wa yu meen der be no grape juice up in here?
On the plus side with the first black male/white female crew we might see the first rape in space.

>> No.14802705

It's going to crash into the firmament you fucking retards lmao. We have never gone to space and it's fake

>> No.14802706
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q: SIR, IT IS NOT LAUNCHING SIR. Redeem sir.
a: No redeem sir.

>> No.14802709

The launch window is only two hours long, so if they want to proceed, they'll have to fix the issue fast.

>> No.14802710

>>14802697
white huh? is that why they mostly have dual citizenship with israel?

>> No.14802714

>SIRS, We are going to launch, ignore the problems
We are getting challenger scenario here, aren't we?

>> No.14802715
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Third engine not working? Fuck that we gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn..........

>> No.14802716

>>14802701
Two more weeks and sls flies... welcome to dark brandon's amerishart.
DAMN THOSE DEMONKKKRATS, SHUT DOWN NASA THAT DAMN JOBS PROGRAM!

>> No.14802717
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14802717

I've heard that some of the SRB's slated for use on the SLS were taken from Space Shuttle exhibits at museums around the US. Is that true?

>> No.14802718

>>14802691
It's a black womans fault

>> No.14802721

>>14802709
Calm down, chud. They only delayed it 10 minutes

>> No.14802722

>>14802698
SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE COUNTDOWN START
DO NOT REDEEM THE FUCKING COUNTDOWN!!!!

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nasa plz

>> No.14802725

>>14802718
shieeeeeeeeeeet

>> No.14802726
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>> No.14802727

>>14802714
> frozen flange
> cracked insulation foam
> engineers conclude it's gonna be fine
yeah

>> No.14802728

white people
do something

>> No.14802729

>crack in the foam
CANCELLED CONFIRMED

>> No.14802738

The line of ice in not a problem guys.

>> No.14802737

>it fucking leaks
>engine doesn't work
>m-muh icing problems
And people still believe these clowns managed to not just go to the Moon but land on it fifty fucking years ago

>> No.14802740

KEK God is personally stopping NASA from launching. Fuck you globe faggots. The rocket won't launch

>> No.14802741

>>14802728
Sorry we’re all whited out

That WAP music video sapped the last of our energy

>> No.14802743
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I.. NEED.. ALL.. YOUR.. ENERGY.. THAT YOU CAN.. SPARE!

TOGETHER WE WILL LAUNCH

HUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14802747

>>14802738
>a crack in the protective foam is not a problem
Right, that very problem only caused two space shuttle crashes after all

>> No.14802746

>>14802737
Back then it was white men running the program.

>> No.14802745

>>14802740
the earth is round
deal with it

>> No.14802748

i really doubt we went to the moon 60 YEARS ago hmm......

>> No.14802749

>>14802729
This is normal and expected.

>> No.14802750

>>14802737
The difference is that fifty years ago the team was 100% white so it wasn't such a challenge.

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I think it would be funnier if they used a very long fuse to launch the rocket

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>>14802743
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE ARE GOING

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>>14802743

>> No.14802757

what do you think is going on in the cockshuttle
>AYO NIGGA GET ME OFF THIS RIDE DEM WHITEY GONNA COOK US NIGGAS

>> No.14802762
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>>14802743
HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14802764

>>14802737
You're one of those people who think there's only been one moon landing aren't you ?

>> No.14802766

Weather looks shit, are they still launching?

>> No.14802767

>>14802737

Back then literally all of the greatest minds alive worked on the program. Literally the smartest people on Earth. Now NASA is inclusive and heckin niggerinos must work on le rockets too

>> No.14802768
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>>14802754

Huuuuuuyahhhhhhhhrghhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.14802769

COME ON

>> No.14802771

>>14802743
i hope it explodes

>> No.14802775

>>14802747
Well it doesn't have a shuttle to break off and hit during launch this time so I doubt its a huge issue

>> No.14802776
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14802776

>thread is even more retarded than usual
smells like frogfags in here

>> No.14802777

I remember watching the Endeavor rocket live IRL and it lit the sky up. It was bretty cool. I was like 6

>> No.14802779
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14802779

>>14802752
Unironically, this is actually how the Russians do it

>> No.14802783

>>14802779
Looks like someone parked their rocket in a reserved space

>> No.14802784 [DELETED] 

>>14802776
fuck off basedjack poster, you're worse than frogfags

>> No.14802785

Just tuned in. Update me my negroes. Are we launching or not?

>> No.14802788

How the fuck did conservatives went from AMERICA FUCK YEAH 1ST TO THE FUCKING MOON to the mOoN laNdINg iS fAkE

>> No.14802790

>>14802785
it's over

>> No.14802791

>>14802771
i just want something to happen, happy flight or big explosion. scrubbing the launch would be a bummer

>> No.14802792

>>14802785
Uhhh... maybe

>> No.14802794
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14802794

big girthy rocket boosters

>> No.14802793

>>14802597
sauce?

>> No.14802796

>>14802794
s-source?

>> No.14802797

>>14802788
shitty bait

>> No.14802799 [DELETED] 

>>14802788
niggers and jews paired with commies and satan have been attacking the nation for years nonstop

>> No.14802800

The weather is geting worse and worse if you look at the stream

>> No.14802801

>>14802785
the stopped the clock at t-40 minutes and we're waiting to see if they can unfuck it

>> No.14802804

Everyday Astronaut more spergy than usual but at least he has a QT on stream today. I might coom once or twice before launch ngl

>> No.14802807
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14802807

>>14802785
GAAAAAN

>> No.14802808
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>>14802779

>> No.14802810

how many more minutes in microwave time please

>> No.14802811
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14802811

>They're pushing ahead anyway

>> No.14802812

>>14802804
>more spergy than usual
how so?

>> No.14802814

meanwhile pressure in the main stage H2 tank is creeping upwards

>> No.14802823

>>14802804
I thought he only really sperged out whenever he got a chance to fellate Elon Musk

>> No.14802824

>>14802804
He's sperging because he's close to a human female

>> No.14802826

why do they keep delaying the stream AHHHHH

>> No.14802828

>>14802785
Sir, it is launch in 40 minutes, sir.

>> No.14802836

40 MORE MINUTES , TRUST THE PLAN

>> No.14802837

>>14802810
Like 3600 bings

>> No.14802840

>>14802826
check their other stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg

>> No.14802841

>>14802826
Watch this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ

>> No.14802844

JUST 40 MORE MINUTES

>> No.14802845

>SHE

>> No.14802846

>shes

>> No.14802848

>>14802788
Modern conservatives are unironically retarded conspiracitards. The internet and Trump made the most stupid among them stronger and more vocal.
At the time they were just bad people but not idiots

>> No.14802853

>she

>> No.14802854

TWO MORE MINUTES

>> No.14802855

Tim SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR FORCED MEME WAS NEVER FUNNY

>> No.14802856

>>14802841
>>14802840
Why do they have so many streams, what is even the difference between these two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA9UZF-SZoQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg

They have bloat even on Youtube

>> No.14802862

>>14802845
>>14802846
>>14802853

I thought this was /pol/ for a second
keks

>> No.14802866

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars...

>> No.14802870

>>14802856
fuck knows, they're both playing the same shit except for the launch one which is looping a 15 minute cock tease

>> No.14802872

>>14802862
/pol/ is always right
thats why its bled over here

>> No.14802875
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14802875

>discussion with launch director
it's over bros

>> No.14802876

>>14802872
>is
was*

>> No.14802880

>>14802872
if pol is always right why don't you go there

>> No.14802883

>>14802856
Half of the Youtube streams are just about to start telling you about Elon Musk's new crypto investment.

>> No.14802887

>>14802872
>/pol/ is always right
They haven't been right in a very long time

>> No.14802890

Artemis, at least Artemis IV is meant to spy and eventually land on the darkside of da moon, it aint going to happen but they want to try anyway. At least they put up a great show for ppl

>> No.14802895

>>14802887
>>14802880
>>14802876
shills out in full force
the earth is flat
god is real
you will never be a woman

>> No.14802897

>>14802880
cause im always wrong

>> No.14802899

>>14802895
Go back

>> No.14802904
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>> No.14802905

>>14802899
shant

>> No.14802906

starting to get mad and sad rn

>> No.14802909
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14802909

>>14801611
>stream delayed by another 30 mins
It's over isn't it

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14802914

>>14802875

>> No.14802915

See you in 6-8 weeks for another scrub.

>> No.14802920
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14802920

>>14802909

>> No.14802921
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14802921

Waiting for fucking Godot

>> No.14802931

>>14802915
Would it really be delayed in that timescale if scrubbed?

>> No.14802932

SIRS, REDEEM POSSIBLE.

>> No.14802935

>Anon actually thought SLS, the rocket incentivized to scrub & slip at every opportunity provided, would launch perfectly on its first attempt without delay
If DIVH scrubs for a full year with FULL INCENTIVE of actually going, imagine how long it’s going to take SLS to actually get off the ground. The real test flight will be October 2023

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14802938

Fuck this, I'm going to bed, I'll watch the RUD webms tomorrow
>t. australian

>> No.14802944
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14802944

>>14802904

>> No.14802951

>>14802938
nn

>> No.14802957

>>14802938
No wait, only 40 minutes left

>> No.14802960

Did starship have problems on the pad after they started the countdown to hop? Can't remember with all the blown tanks

>> No.14802965

>>14802935
#THISISWHYWETEST

>> No.14802968

>>14802960
Yes, many such cases

>> No.14802974
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14802974

>>14802904
Oh no no no no no

>> No.14802982

please post the launch frog

>> No.14802985
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14802985

>>14802904
>though

>> No.14802987

is there any stream where you know, something actually happens, like commentary or whatever

>> No.14802990

>>14802985
go back to /int/

>> No.14802991

>no sticky

>> No.14802995
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14802995

It's fucking over.

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14802999

>>14802985
Thoughever

>> No.14803000

>>14802987
adhd brain anon needs flashy colors and bing bing noises

>> No.14803004

>>14802991
The jannies knew this was gonna be a nothingburger

>> No.14803005

>>14802987
EverydayAstronaut.

>> No.14803006
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14803006

>>14802737
Guess what happened between the 60s' and today.

>> No.14803007

>>14801771
Kill yourself pedo

>> No.14803008
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14803008

POINT AND LAUGH

>> No.14803010

>>14803000
>you will watch most elaborate NASA endeavour in silence and you will be happy

>> No.14803012
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14803012

Its over chaps

>> No.14803013

bros we’ll never get a lesbian transgender bipoc to the moon at this point…

>> No.14803014
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>>14803006
BTW they removed the only male in the picture.

>> No.14803019

https://youtu.be/3D_34C6V2RQ
she's fucking ADORABLE

>> No.14803020

>>14803014
>they removed a black man
gee, revolution really does eat its own children

>> No.14803021

>>14803010
no i want loot crate unboxings and stream shoutouts by fat guys dressed in anime girl costumes

>> No.14803024
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14803024

Does an image like this exist but for Saturn V?

>> No.14803025

>>14803014
>all those rotten eggs

>> No.14803028
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14803028

Corruption machine. Won't launch for 2 more weeks , checkem

>> No.14803029

>>14803024
no it never went horizontal

>> No.14803032
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14803032

just fucking launch it!

>> No.14803038
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14803038

>>14803024

>> No.14803039

How many retanks does the core stage have left

>> No.14803040

>her team

>> No.14803047

>>14803008
they were unable to because a feed valve froze

>> No.14803050
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14803050

>>14803024

>> No.14803053

all the white people here wishing for a premature launch so that the craft explodes: your racism is showing
this is a moment for black and brown bodies. let them have it.

>> No.14803054

>>14803050
PARENTAL ADVISORY
EXPLICIT CONTENT

>> No.14803058

>>14803008
amateurs...

>> No.14803059

>>14803053
>let them have it
no

>> No.14803062

>>14803024
>>14803038
Which was more kino? The commie aesthetics or the capitalist ones?

>> No.14803063
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14803063

Leaked image of the "modelling" and "data" being done by "her".

>> No.14803069

>>14803062
to be honest they are equally kino, buran-energia was fucking awesome

>> No.14803070
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14803070

>>14803053
Nope even this is white achievement, the nig won't be on until the third launch

>> No.14803073

>>14803063
dumb bitch wrote it the wrong way round

>> No.14803078

>>14803063
wow, she is such a vibrant and brave sciencewoman!
she even writes backwards to spite bigots

>> No.14803090

>>14803063
i like how the modern progressive movement was to force unqualified minorities into critical positions that they couldn't handle. now everyone believes that any time there's a minority hire they must be incompetent because HR is compromised. is this really how we solve racism, with exploding rockets? its gotten so bad now we go back in time and see a black woman working at nasa and think she's incompetent

>> No.14803091

>>14803063
So powerful and brave

>> No.14803096

>sticky
launch confirmed
we are going

>> No.14803097
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14803097

>> No.14803098

>sticky
hmm i wonder for how long

>> No.14803099

>sticky
>right after more coming out that it's gonna scrub

>> No.14803100

>>14803063
Most annoying movie, she was a human calculator just like all the other women in their early 20s at the time but John Glenn makes one comment and they act like shes a lead engineer.

>> No.14803102

>>14802689
Actually, having black people on the moon is a good thing for a permanent moon colony, as it means the cost of housing will fall dramatically. Buy your own $1 New Detroit moon mansion!

>> No.14803103
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14803103

>The thread is now a sticky.

>> No.14803104

TOASTING IN STICKY :DDDD

>> No.14803106

>set timer
>go take a shit
>tim has since added an hour and a half to the clock
>weather is red
I’m thinking it is over

>> No.14803108
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14803108

>spaceX has a delay
>...
>NASA has a delay
>NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS WOMEN DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I HATE NIGGERS AND WOMEN

>> No.14803109

>>14803024
I don't believe Saturn V ever laid down

>> No.14803110

mods = gods

>> No.14803111
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14803111

posting in the sticky

>> No.14803113

>launch cancelled
>thread now a sticky
embarrassing

>> No.14803114

>>14803097
Based

>> No.14803119

>>14803029
>>14803109
I meant just with the main team in front of the rocket.

>> No.14803121

le ebin stiggy posting XDDDDDDDDDD
grow up

>> No.14803123

>>14803108
they're the cause of the delay

>> No.14803124

>>14803108
is this not a valid response? dont tell me you're a libtard anon

>> No.14803126

>>14803113
Let the janitors embarrass themselves, they are fun hating eunuchs that deserve their wages halved.

>> No.14803131

has it been scroobed?

>> No.14803132

>>14803108
nobody trusts nasa or the us government to do anything correctly anymore, their main focus is on filling hiring quotas rather than completing an objective

>> No.14803134

>>14803121
fugg DDDD:

>> No.14803135

>let’s build our critical infrastructure and launch site in a place that always fucking rains and has weather problems, that’s a good trick
captcha: W3TPAD

>> No.14803137

>>14803108
>spaceX has a delay
They launch like once a week and Starship didn't even get its launch license.

>> No.14803138

>>14803113
Well they do it for free so...

>> No.14803139
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14803139

Pic related is going to be next nasa space launch.

>> No.14803140

>>14803024
Did the Soviets just decide to straight up copy the shuttle, or did it work out to be an ideal design?

>> No.14803142
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14803142

>The thread is now a sticky.

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>>14803121
seethe

>> No.14803145

>>14803140
it was a copy but it was better than the space shuttle in every single way

>> No.14803152

>>14803140
What is google?

>> No.14803153

>>14803135
welcome to the equator

>> No.14803154

They took the design of the Shuttle and improved it a lot is the short answer.

>> No.14803156

>>14803139
Holy shit those things must be small.

>> No.14803157

did the timer just went up by 30 mins

>> No.14803159
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14803159

Its the official government propaganda sticky!
on 4chan
gee, i wonder who could be behind this

>> No.14803166

>>14803154
improved?
no they somehow made it more expensive

>> No.14803167

>>14803153
>florida
>equator

holy moly anon u won dumbass nigga

>> No.14803168
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14803168

>>14803154
meant for >>14803140

Anyway, fuck Buran. Energia is where the true kino is.

>> No.14803170

Posting in a sticky (cum) thread!!!
:)
Yeah!

>> No.14803171

SCRUBBA-LUBBA-SCRUB-DUB

>> No.14803173

>>14803154
>improved it a lot
yeah well it didnt blow up
so theres that.

>> No.14803174
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14803174

>30 more minutes

>> No.14803178
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14803178

It's over, drag that shitheap back into the VAB lmao

>> No.14803179

OH NYO
Anywa, niggers.

>> No.14803181
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14803181

>>14803166
It's was literally less expensive. I turns out that it's cheaper to make RD-0120 engines meant for only one use rather trying to refurbish overly complex RS-25 ones. Not to mention that it was going to reuse its boosters.

>> No.14803182

did they ever do unmanned trips for apollo?

>> No.14803183

SLS a shit [math]\unicode{x1F602}[/math]

>> No.14803185

>>14803108
If you were actually an ally you wouldn't type out the n-word...

>> No.14803188
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14803188

SURE AM GLAD I WOKE UP AT 5AM FOR THE RONKET LAUNCH
YUP

>> No.14803190

>>14803183

>> No.14803191

They cannot be more than two hours late, the launch window is only two hours long. It starts now actually, this very minute.

>> No.14803192
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14803192

its over spacex chuds

>> No.14803195

>>14803173
In theory, in reality we don't know since it only launched ones. And going by the Zenit rocket (boosters for Energia) not being too reliable we would probably have seen a blown up Buran eventually.

>> No.14803196
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14803196

Our best niggers are on the case. Troubleshooting will be over soon.

>> No.14803200

They are literally delaying on purpose to build hype because the entire world economy is tanking and the people need hope.

If this thing doesn't take off there's no hope and we are all doomed to infinite frog posting.

>> No.14803204

>>14803183
what how did you get the emoji, am I retarded?

>> No.14803207

>>14803200
>hope
You mean Cope.

>> No.14803210
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14803210

>usa
>moon

>> No.14803212

SCRUB

>> No.14803213

SCRUUUUUB

>> No.14803215

rip

>> No.14803216

LMAO

>> No.14803217

SCRUB

>> No.14803219

>Scrubbed

>> No.14803218

>SCRUB CONFIRMED
SCRUB CONFIRMED
>SCRUB CONFIRMED
SCRUB CONFIRMED
>SCRUB CONFIRMED
SCRUB CONFIRMED
>SCRUB CONFIRMED
SCRUB CONFIRMED
>SCRUB CONFIRMED
SCRUB CONFIRMED

It's fucking over.

>> No.14803220

SCRUBBED

>> No.14803221

LMAO AT NASA NIGGERS

>> No.14803222
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14803222

>SCRUB
SCRUB
>SCRUB
SCRUB
>SCRUB
SCRUB
>SCRUB
SCRUB
>SCRUB
SCRUB
ENGINE BLEED BTFO

>> No.14803223

SCRUB

>> No.14803226

>>14803200
frogposting it is

>> No.14803227

I T ' S O V E R

>> No.14803228

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROSCOSMOS BROS WE WON

>> No.14803231

NO I DON'T WANT NO SCRUBS

>> No.14803230

S C R U B B E D
C
R
U
B
B
E
D

>> No.14803232

>NASA

>> No.14803233
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14803233

Lol
Lmfao

>> No.14803234

SCRUBBED

>> No.14803235
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14803235

>>14803207
See I was right.

>> No.14803237

SCRUB

>> No.14803238
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14803238

S C R U B
C
R
U
B

>> No.14803239

WE ARE GOING

>> No.14803241

>>14803183
>
well shit

>> No.14803244

SCROOOOBING

>> No.14803245

>time of the month

>> No.14803246

>the absolute state of NASA

>> No.14803252

>>14803239
BACK HOME

>> No.14803254

ITS OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.14803260
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14803260

fukc

>> No.14803262

>Scrub
Nice sticky fags

>> No.14803263

LMAOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14803264

>mods stick thread
>it scrubs
coincidence?

>> No.14803266

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/3QbOssRq0Gs

>> No.14803268
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AHHHHHH

>> No.14803269
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14803269

THE FUCKING STATE

>> No.14803270

SCRUBBING IN A STICKY!!!

>> No.14803271
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14803271

"nasa" ""engineers""

>> No.14803273

>>14803231
A scrub is a rocket that can't get into orbit

>> No.14803275

REDEEMED SIR:

>> No.14803276

>keeping the rocket in its current fueled state to try and understand what's going on
So what you're saying is, there's still a chance it might blow up

>> No.14803279

>>14803231
> riding in the passenger side of his SpaceX ride, tryna holler at me

>> No.14803283
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How will we ever recover nasasisters

>> No.14803285
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>> No.14803287

i bet black women of color are behind the scrub

>> No.14803290

Why do we even fund this anymore. What are they even doing. Was a 6 year delay not enough?

>> No.14803289
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14803289

Does anyone have a space related version of the "it's over." Basedjak?

>> No.14803292

Will NASA somehow cuck Elon to prevent him getting to the moon first? Do they have any means to do that?

>> No.14803293

When's next launch opportunity?

>> No.14803295
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14803295

It's over

>> No.14803296

>>14803287
is xir trans though?

>> No.14803299

>>14803283
kill yourself fat ugly bitch

>> No.14803301

>>14803276
they're afraid to try and drain it lol

>> No.14803300

What a piece of shit.

>> No.14803303

See you all on September 2 for next launch window

>> No.14803304

hahahahahhaha faggot mods suck a nigger cock
Go cry in your discords about this shame, ywnbaw btw

>> No.14803305

>>14803183
WTF MODS

>> No.14803306

>>14803294
>>14803294
>>14803294

4 days until /sci/ gets BTFO'd

>> No.14803307

>>14803292
starship wont be ready until another 5 years

>> No.14803308

>>14803287
truly

>> No.14803309
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14803309

S C R U B
C
R
U
B

NASA cucked, SLS gonna launch in just 2 more weeks!

>> No.14803313
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14803313

This is what you fuckers get for not investing in a next gen shuttle. Now all you have is fucking 60s/70s era tech that you cannot even get to function right. You could have had a fleet of gen 2 shuttles building a space station around the moon right now, but instead you get a wet fart of a leaking cuck-et.
Roll on the chink space program.

>> No.14803314

>>14803299
racist

>> No.14803316

ytmgjfiojirgmgkmk mgorrogsdlmflsd

>> No.14803317
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>> No.14803319

scrubbing in a sticky!

>> No.14803320

>>14803204
Yeah what the fuck? Are Emojis a thing now?

>> No.14803327
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14803327

We're never getting a manned mission to Mars, are we?

>> No.14803328

>>14803313
shittles are a retarded concept

>> No.14803329
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>>14801611
witnessed bros!

>> No.14803331

>>14803313
>Holiday tree
wtf

>> No.14803332

>have over two hours to fix a simple engine bleed
>uh uhhhhhh sir we don't know what to do
Pathetic

>> No.14803334

>>14803307
Yeah? When is Artemis 3 supposed to launch? Remember to add the customary t times 3 for NASA incompetency

>> No.14803339

>>14803293
Next decade

>> No.14803340

>>14803320
go away, tourist

>> No.14803341

>>14803313
>a next gen shuttle.
A lot of dumb fucking things have been posted in this thread, but this is the dumbest.

>> No.14803342

>The thread is not a sticky anymore.

>> No.14803343

>>14803327
literally all hope lies in starship

>> No.14803344

>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO SLS SITERS

>> No.14803345
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>> No.14803347

>>14803313
Starship exist retard

>> No.14803349

>>14803183
test [math][/math]

>> No.14803351

>>14803293
two weeks

>> No.14803352

>>14803327
What would be the point of that? It would literally be a total crapshot whether you would survive or not, only the insane would ever try it.

>> No.14803353

Leave rocketry to the ESA ameriblubbers.

>> No.14803357

>>14803314
fuck off, no one loves you

>> No.14803360

>>14803347
Starship is still vapourware, not even a full stack launch yet

>> No.14803363

>>14803344
>>14803342
based mods

>> No.14803362

>>14803353
How's that Mars Rover faring?

>> No.14803364

>>14803351
they said september 2nd is the next availability (?)
probably they won't make it in time but that's what they said

>> No.14803365

WATCH THE NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.14803368

>>14803360
Kind of hard to launch when you're not even legally allowed to.

>> No.14803370

>>14803352
kinda like australia

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>>14803313
>Roll on the chink space program.
>2035

>> No.14803371

>be nasa
>have one job
>fuck up

>> No.14803373

>>14803368
Point taken XD

>> No.14803376

>>14803360
SLS is still vapourware, not even a full stack launch yet

>> No.14803381
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14803381

TWO MORE WEEKS NASA SISTERS!

>> No.14803386

>>14803313
Shuttle c would have been better than this pos

>> No.14803389
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14803389

nasabros..... not like this

>> No.14803388

>unstickied
LMAO

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14803403

Nononononono Nasasisters what now, what if Starship launches before SLS? I am dilating with my SLS model to calm down

>> No.14803406

>>14803386
>Shuttle C
>Orion
I'd like to keep my eyes, thanks.

>> No.14803421

>>14803317

https://youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdM

>> No.14803429

Bipoc niggers. We lost. The chuds won again.

>> No.14803438

China has us beat nasaxisters…

>> No.14803450

>>14803183
Can I copy it?

>> No.14803458

>>14803352
that's how humanity progressed until recently

>> No.14803466

>>14803450
wait.
[math][/math]
[eqn][/eqn]
Is this it?

>> No.14803467

>>14803403
what the fuck is wrong with people on this board?

>> No.14803469

emoji test

>> No.14803475

>>14803327
No because its gonna be a womanned mission to Mars chud

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>> No.14803482

I want to cum in that grl on the EDA stream uwu, if you know what I mean

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>> No.14803492

>>14803466


▲ ▲

>> No.14803497

/pol/tard genocide when?

>> No.14803498

>>14803469
"emoji test"

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>>14803491
OH NO NO NO....

>> No.14803503

>>14803467
YWNBAW

>> No.14803512

>>14803497
you won't do shit tranny

>> No.14803514

>>14803467
this thread was linked from /trash/ a bit ago so there might be some autistic crossboarders around

>> No.14803523

"Teams are currently troubleshooting an issue with engine number 3 on the SLS rocket core stage. A new launch date has not yet been confirmed. The next available launch opportunity is Sept. 2."

>> No.14803524

>>14803491
see you all friday heh

>> No.14803531

Clear singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D_34C6V2RQ

>> No.14803534
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14803534

If dubs next time they will not find another engine fuck up and tocket explode

>> No.14803539

>>14803531
bros..... she's cute

>> No.14803545
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if dubs it's gonna crash on the surface of the moon

>> No.14803556

>>14803534
they confirmed live on stream that the thermal layer around the fuel lines is cracking
no real way to repair that, not in 4 days
so it looks like the damn thing will blow up just like challenger, and for the same reason (dickless engineers)

>> No.14803560

>>14803183

>> No.14803562

Lmfao. Just more proof that NASA is as incompetent as they've ever been.

>> No.14803563

>>14803531
HOLY FUCKING CUTE OVERLOAD BATMAN
¡!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!

>> No.14803568

spacebros.. how do we cope?

>> No.14803578

>>14803531
I read on /vt/ she can't use her cheap 3D model for some dumb legal reason (lol) and didn't ask the anon who said it. Some Indie threads get nuked fast by /vt/ jannies. Cute singing bu man, after a year she still has that unsynched blinking.

>> No.14803582

>>14803578
If i dare to take a guess maybe it has some NASA copyrighted icons or stuff like that and the Jews needed to be cunts

>> No.14803583

>>14803578
>she
unironically kys

>> No.14803595

>>14803583
She's not a babiniku.

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>>14803556
Based, gonna tune in for the billions of mutts tax money just vanishing like that.
Fuck nuNASA, future of space exploration is unironically in the hands of private megacorps because of just plain incompetence from the state

>> No.14803603

nigger[math]\unicode{x1F3FF}[/math]

>> No.14803605

>>14803583
Pretty sad you cant distinguish between a man and a cute girl. go touch grass or better yet, speak to a girl for once. jesus

>> No.14803609

>>14803578
>she
anata wa transoooo desu nee

>> No.14803610

>>14803578
Still better than NASA.

>> No.14803627

>>14803605
>touch grass
>vtuber watcher
pottery

>> No.14803629

>>14803603
the fuck is mathml nigger

<math xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1998/Math/MathML">

<mtext>&#x1F3FF;<!-- --></mtext>
</math>

\unicode{x1F3FF}

>> No.14803630

>>14802027
>Helga

>> No.14803631

https://youtu.be/4ptPdlVAwFg

>> No.14803659

>>14803631
hey it's the guy from the amerimutt meme!

>> No.14803666

>>14803659
>Meet your heroes at nasa

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>>14803582
She mentions it on his crowdfunding page:
>I've been putting a lot of effort into doing commentary streams

> on over 140 rocket launches worldwide this year but,

> on the 30th of June, due to various reasons,

> it became a lot harder for me to meet everyone in 3D... ><


> It's really been a sad time for me and I've been crying every day.

> However, even if I had to lose sleep from it,

> I did my best to make some final memories with my 3D model...!

>> No.14803690

>>14803678
> It's really been a sad time for me and I've been crying every day.
> However, even if I had to lose sleep from it,
> I did my best to make some final memories with my 3D model...!
;;;;;_;;;;;

>> No.14803691

>>14803678
i don't understand

>> No.14803720

>>14803691
vtube/gatcha simps are the cancer that is ruining 4chan
simple as

>> No.14803744

>>14803678
you people are so fucking cringe

>> No.14803765

>>14803720
We need to modify GR15 to be the containment board rule.
GR15a for ponies on /mlp/
GR15b for vtubers on /vt/
GR15c for wojaks on /pol/ (formerly /qa/)

>> No.14803768

>>14803744
not cringe, cute!

>> No.14803805

>>14803765
> GR15c for wojaks on /pol/ (formerly /qa/)
I feel personally attacked

>> No.14803891

>12 posts in last hour
launch thread is dead, just like NASA

>> No.14804309

NASA simply does not have enough diverse voices and thinkers simple as

>> No.14804388

Fuck engine 3, we hate you engine 3

>> No.14804593

>>14804388
It just wants to live.

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>>14803765
>no! you can't just dismiss my posts and my personal worth with a shitpost that requires no thought and no effort

>> No.14804674

>>14804656
I almost want gr15 removed entirely just to see ponies come down from the steppe and destroy the jak menace. Almost.

>> No.14804753

>>14804593
It WILL be thrown in the ocean, there is no escape

>> No.14804768
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>>14804674
>I almost want gr15 removed entirely just to see ponies come down from the steppe and destroy the jak menace. Almost.

>> No.14804920

>>14802779
wonder if those galvanized hangers fall off i'd pay a hundo for one

>> No.14805353

TWO WEEKS

>> No.14805425

>>14802169
NASA is planning light vacations to visit the private moon bases that they will be sponsoring

>> No.14805680

Something went wrong with the left phalange https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpjFmnkPkVQ

>> No.14805744

https://youtu.be/3dR22I2LM_4
GET IN HER NOW
DONT FORGOT TO DONATE 200 DOLLARS
KEEP THAT INFLATION CHUGGIN

>> No.14805883

>>14805425
lol