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Are shrimp actually bugs?

>> No.14770801

>>14770799
yes, langoustines even

>> No.14770831

>>>/an/

>> No.14770840

Yes, but they do not eat feces and live in the water an are very meaty.

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>>14770840
>Yes, but they do not eat feces
uhhh...guys...who is going to tell him?

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>>14770799
No amount of psy ops will get me or other free thinkers to eat the bugs.

I will never get the vax.
I will never bring the cuck bag to get groceries.
I WILL eat meat whenever I want, every meal like my ancestors.
I WILL own an AR, many, with load outs for any eventuality
I WILL drive a truck, and I will NOT ever get a hybrid cuck truck or that gay shit that shuts your truck off when your stopped (turned that shit off actually)
If you offer sóy "meat" I WILL take my business elsewhere
I WILL maintain my standard of living.
I will NOT do with less to help muds.
And I WILL defend my country and my people when others try to destroy them and oppress us, even if you want to use the FBI like a third world country.

>> No.14770897

>>14770840
So you're fine with eating any insect if it does not eat poop and has a lot of meat? So, spiders and plump grasshoppers is fine?

>> No.14770902

>>14770897
No. I will not eat ze bogs, homo.

>> No.14770904

>>14770895
>No amount of psy ops will get me or other free thinkers to eat the bugs.
>I WILL eat meat whenever I want, every meal like my ancestors.
I come from a country where it's commonplace to eat multiple species of insects and still everybody here would call you fucking retarded if you told them they should eat only bugs instead of meat

>> No.14770905

>>14770902
Why, though? Do you have a reason why you don't want to eat bugs, or is it just mindless contrarianism?
Keep in mind I'm not actually telling you to eat bugs, but if you feel really strongly about something but don't actually have a good reason that just makes you a retarded faggot

>> No.14770906

>>14770905
>Why, though?
Because they disgust me. What more reason do you need? Are you mentally ill?

>> No.14770907

>>14770906
So it's just an emotional reaction, like a woman. Okay, ma'am.

>> No.14770908

Lobsters was once trash food that only prisoners would eat, but now are a delicacy.

I've been saying this since I was a little kid, long before this was a dumb meme, but I'll say again:
They're look like giant freaking bugs to me.

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>>14770840
> eat feces

Makers the meat tastier!

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>>14770905
>Keep in mind I'm not actually telling you to eat bugs
Yes you are.

>> No.14770912

>>14770907
Thanks for confirming that you are, indeed, mentally ill.

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>>14770799

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>> No.14770923

>>14770906
>Are you mentally ill?
Said the guy who'll happily eat water bugs but not land bugs. You remind me of my nephew who'll eat chicken breast, but not the leg because "ewwwwwww"

>> No.14770927

>>14770923
You're not mentally ill? Then explain why anyone should eat anything that disgusts them.

>> No.14770928

>>14770895
You sound upset.

>> No.14770931

>>14770840
I propose that we genetically engineer bugs to be approxinately 10ft tall

>> No.14770932

>>14770799
>eating shellfish
Fucking goyim I swear

>> No.14770936

>>14770923
I bet you don't pick the poop out of shrimps before you eat them

>> No.14770943

>>14770932
Are insects kosher?

>> No.14770948

>>14770799
>Are shrimp actually bugs?
Insects and crustaceans are not the same thing.

>> No.14770952

>>14770943
No, that's why all the news in this thread refuse to eat them. Also explains why the son of a successful nazi industrialist wants to force-feed us insects.

>> No.14770956

>>14770948
And none of the commonly consumed insects are bugs, yet here we are. If mealworms and locusts are bugs, then shrimps and lobsters are bugs too.

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>>14770948
Both are arthropods so they're basically the same thing.

>> No.14770964

>you will eat the bugs

Except insects are in decline around the globe by 40% and most are endangered, and that's before they're at risk of predation by humans.

>> No.14770966

>>14770943
No that's why we need you to eat the bugs, it's the only form of pest control that's feasible

>> No.14770970

>>14770956
>If mealworms and locusts are bugs, then shrimps and lobsters are bugs too.
And chickens and cows. I mean, you can go further and further until you're at the point that anything can be called a bug, but in terms of taxonomy, crustaceans are not bugs or insects.

>> No.14770973

>>14770964
Stop spreading ze false information. We vill farm ze bogs and you vill eat zem.

>> No.14770979

>>14770970
Neither chicken, nor cows are anthropoids. Where do you draw the line? Less than 6 or more than 9 legs?

>> No.14770982

>>14770973
You mean they won't offer free range, non-gmo, or organic bugs? Nobody wants weird chemicals like pesticides in their food.

>> No.14770983

>>14770979
>Where do you draw the line?
Good question. I'll call them all animals, and stick to eating chickens and cows since we've decided eating animals is fine.

>> No.14770986

>>14770983
>no pig
>no lobster
Oy vey

>> No.14770990

>>14770986
Lobster is too expensive where I live. Pork is fine from time to time.

>> No.14770991

>>14770982
Why would we need pesticide to farm bugs? At most we'd have to spray our bugs with herbicide to keep the venus flytraps away.

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>>14770928
We're past upset. Keep pushing us. See how well soi boys and women so against real men, armed patriots.

>> No.14770996

>>14770994
Based.

>> No.14770998

>>14770799
As long as it tastes good idgaf. They could be making hamburgers out of sewage for all I care, so long as it still tastes and feels like a hamburger, and won't impact my health.

>> No.14770999

>>14770982
I will personally not eat the bugs until they come up with a viable plant-based alternative for vegans such as myself, ImpossibleBugs.

>> No.14771004

>>14770994
baste

>> No.14771011

>>14770994
You lost the election. You are the minority. And even inside the minority you are a minority. The FBI shoots you cultists on sight as they have recently demonstrated.

>> No.14771013

>>14771011
Take your meds, violent schizo. Biden lost.

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>>14771013
>Take your meds, violent schizo. Biden lost.
Then how come this guy sits in the Oval Office while the other guy gets raided for stealing classified documents?

>> No.14771019

>>14771017
>this guy sits in the Oval Office
Not for long, schizo, and it's gonna be funny when your fascist regime persecutions of political adversaries backfire.